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Life is trully unfair

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Submitted: 04/06/2013
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User avatar #1 - charpentier (04/06/2013) [+] (35 replies)
It's because we can see things with more objectivity.
#9 - devout feminist (04/06/2013) [+] (18 replies)
How to get into a relationship:
Step 1. Be attractive.
Step 2. Don't be unnattractive.
#54 - krasnogvardiech (04/07/2013) [+] (19 replies)
The loneliest people are the kindest.
The saddest people smile the brightest.
And the most damaged people are the wisest.

All because they do not want anyone to suffer like they did.
#52 - jdawgydawg (04/07/2013) [+] (6 replies)
The saddest thing is, I helped my friend get a gf, now he doesn't even talk to me.
#19 - thisotherdude (04/06/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Actually I'm way better at helping people get into and over (when they enevitablly break up) relationship than the in between stuff. And you're wrong on one point, I'm never lonely, the internet prevents that quite easily. The internet allows communication of all kinds, the kind of diversity that would be borderline impossible in real life, we've got people from America, Canada, Mexico, all parts of Britain, hell we even have some guys from Russia, Sweden, and Japan floating around on here, all with a plethora of stories, experiences, and fun to debate opinions. We're alone but we're never lonely, there's just too damn many of us... That or I've spent way too much time on the internet to the point where I can barely function in real life and thus try to justify my reason for avoiding genuine human interaction.
#72 - leobreacker (04/07/2013) [+] (9 replies)
> Hooked up too many people since grade 7.   
> Asked a girl out yesterday, second time in life.    
> Not even friend zone,    
>"No, I have someone else in mind. It won't ever work out"   
> Trying to get over it, after I did so much.\   
> Browse FJ to laugh.   
> Then I see this 						*******					 post...   
   
Thumbed anyway.
> Hooked up too many people since grade 7.
> Asked a girl out yesterday, second time in life.
> Not even friend zone,
>"No, I have someone else in mind. It won't ever work out"
> Trying to get over it, after I did so much.\
> Browse FJ to laugh.
> Then I see this ******* post...

Thumbed anyway.
#16 - Forfunaccount (04/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I think the reasoning for this is because those people tend to think that they deserve the prettiest of all the women around them, in turn they ignore the women that actually want them.
#73 - Cleavland Steamer (04/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Back when I would get caught in the friendzone, I would always give relationship advice, but I'd secretly be trying to get her to break up with him. So basically I'd give malicious, selfish, and manipulative dating advice.


I'm not a very good person.
#8 - krisaeron (04/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Goddamit. I came here to get away from the truth, not to embrace it.
Goddamit. I came here to get away from the truth, not to embrace it.
#110 - strifethethird ONLINE (04/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>give advice to girl friend of mine
>she thinks i give good advice
>always has ****** boyfriends
>always asks me for advice on problems they're having
>she becomes single
>Me: hey maybe we should go out (being serious)
>her: haha, no you're a good friend
>years later she becomes prego
>leaves the dad cause he sucks
>Me: see! you should have gone out with me instead and had my baby (jokingly)
>Her: yeah, but you never asked me out and bought me flowers or anything
>MFW

(only thing i didn't do was buy her flowers. )
#31 - ilovemyjellyfish (04/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
You're not going to believe this, I helped a couple with their relationship. And I have a girlfriend on my own
You're not going to believe this, I helped a couple with their relationship. And I have a girlfriend on my own
User avatar #191 - murrlogic (04/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Relationship? Never Heard of That Pokemon.
#181 - welshash (04/07/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Story of my ******* life. If you need me, i'll be in the NSFW section.
#217 - toomuchmonster (04/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Its just like me, but dont mind it too much since ive been able to sleep with more girls that i cant count with my fingers, but it does get lonely sometimes...
Its just like me, but dont mind it too much since ive been able to sleep with more girls that i cant count with my fingers, but it does get lonely sometimes...
#226 to #217 - drsalty (04/07/2013) [-]
so sorry about how you lost all your fingers...
#95 - ashedust ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Oh boy! I'm gonna go get a relationship right now!
Oh boy! I'm gonna go get a relationship right now!
User avatar #43 - Maroon (04/07/2013) [+] (8 replies)
ITS BECAUSE I SPEND SO MUCH TIME IN LALA LAND CREATING SCENARIOS THAT PLAY OUT.
Seriously, 5 seconds of not focusing hard on something and boom I'm gone. I do it so much that I accurately plan out conversations with my friends from all the practice. I have all the best advice because I've already played out the scenario in my head a thousand times.
#266 - knarta (04/07/2013) [-]
And once you're in a relationship, you stop giving advices as you find out how much you were wrong when you were single
And once you're in a relationship, you stop giving advices as you find out how much you were wrong when you were single
#160 - handyofdoom (04/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
i find this extremely easy to relate to

#330 - hargleblarg (04/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
That's something that's baffled me for ages.   
   
I don't exactly have the best track record when it comes to relationships, yet damn near everyone comes to me for advice about them.   
   
Why?
That's something that's baffled me for ages.

I don't exactly have the best track record when it comes to relationships, yet damn near everyone comes to me for advice about them.

Why?
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