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Human . 1
Hotfix patch
dislodged eyelashes 't no by
enter eyeball area and become
random cheek and tongue biting
issue during c) Fined
memory leak patched, should fix the i
enter room and forget why” and
item misplacement issues
fixed a bug where the motivation module
would randomly fail to load
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Submitted: 04/06/2013
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#18 - europeanswallow (04/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
<mfw I need to buy the 40$ expansion pack to get human 2.0
User avatar #22 - viscerys ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Maybe they should fix mispelling title bug...
#15 - fantomen (04/07/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Hey guys! What about the other problems? When will they be patched?
My appendix unit malfunctioned once, I had to take the whole system to a specialist to preform an emergency repair, It was very costly and it wasn't covered by the warranty, and when I tried to contact the creator there was no answer!
#1 - toastersburnthings (04/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#50 - Lmaoplanes (04/07/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Human Race Patch notes

-fixed logic not working
-fixed natural armour bug, should stop random bleeding.
-fixed memory leak causing increase in mass after marriage

-added stealth bonus at night
-fixed speed hack bug

-can access banks from anywhere.
-25% more vulnerable to fire based attacks

-increased explosion blast radius.
-prayer to allah now grants correct mana boost.
User avatar #62 - theoriginalzombie (04/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
How about addressing the difficulty curve? I've been trying for 19 levels and STILL haven't completed a romance subplot. I'm seriously thinking about just going P2P route and downloading the prostitute DLC
User avatar #83 - niedzielan (04/07/2013) [-]
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1. (marketing name: Fiancee 1.0). Recently he upgraded Fiancee 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and it's a memory hogger, it has taken all his space; and Wife 1.0 must be running before he can do anything.

Although he did not ask for it, Wife 1.0 came with Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw and BrotherInLaw.

Some features I'd like to see in the Upcoming GirlFriend 4.0...

- A "Don't remind me again" button
- Minimize button
- Shutdown feature
- An install shield feature so that Girlfriend 4.0 can be completely uninstalled if so desired (so you don't lose cache and other objects)
- "Abort" button
- A Remote control for the these features would be a nice upgrade

I tried running GirlFriend 2.0 with GirlFriend 1.0 still installed, but they tried using the same i/o port and conflicted. Then I tried to uninstall GirlFriend 1.0 but it didn't have an uninstall program. I tried to uninstall it by hand, but it put files in my system directory. Another problem with all versions of GirlFriend that I've used is that it is totally object oriented and only supports hardware with gold plated contacts.

***** BUG WARNING *****
Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1 before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install, claiming insufficient resources.
User avatar #74 - Buhadog (04/07/2013) [-]
Another one:
- Fixed the "YOLO" exploit which enabled people to decrease their inteligence stat.
User avatar #68 - pappathethird (04/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This picture has been around so long that someone printed and put it up on their work place, and NOW it's on fj?
#46 - sasquatchjc (04/07/2013) [-]
Technically that would just be a patch. A hotfix would be like "1.1a" the "a" being the hotfix.
User avatar #80 - bitchplzzz (04/07/2013) [-]
Pause download?
[Yes] No

Old is gold, baby
#60 - sweetellie (04/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I NEED the memory leak patch. Sometimes I feel like I've got Alzheimer's or some other horrible brain disease.
I NEED the memory leak patch. Sometimes I feel like I've got Alzheimer's or some other horrible brain disease.
User avatar #65 to #60 - infinitereaper (04/07/2013) [-]
It's probably cancer.
#57 - ilynchnigs (04/07/2013) [+] (7 replies)
**ilynchnigs rolled a random image posted in comment #1377708 at Friendly ** there would need to be a lot more patches than that.
#3 - twi (04/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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and will there be like a monarchy with the most advanced and upgraded at the top of the chain?
User avatar #8 to #3 - thesoulless ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
Our blue names will guarantee our dominance over the others, with DJ 4DM1N as our dear leader.
User avatar #44 - nikmx (04/07/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Your brain actually stores memories in "chapters" and must find suitable events or locations in which to end one chapter and begin another. Studies have actually found that our minds perceive doorways as entrances into new chapters, and begin a new set of memories once we pass through them. So, if you are sitting in your living room watching TV and want to go get some pizza from the fridge, walk through the doorway to your kitchen, and forget what the hell you came into the kitchen for; this is because your living room chapter where you originally had the thought to get pizza has been filed away, and your new kitchen chapter where you dont know what the **** is happening has just started.

#36 - Absolute Madman (04/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Hello there, there seems to be a problem with my understandingwomen.exe revised pack 1.5; I got my dick caught in a ceiling fan and my wife left with two of my kids. How do I twerk?
#40 to #36 - jimmynutz (04/07/2013) [-]
I think you're missing a couple .dll's, I got some from a dev and that fixed my dick in the ceiling fan issue
User avatar #31 - sniperdawg (04/07/2013) [-]
**** , im still stuck with Human XP, my launcher has failed to load repeatedly, ensuring that im late for school EVERY DAMN TIME.
User avatar #23 - biograde (04/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
my human's motivation module fails to start, I think I have some sort of virus
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