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Human . 1
Hotfix patch
dislodged eyelashes 't no by
enter eyeball area and become
random cheek and tongue biting
issue during c) Fined
memory leak patched, should fix the i
enter room and forget why” and
item misplacement issues
fixed a bug where the motivation module
would randomly fail to load
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Submitted: 04/06/2013
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#18 - europeanswallow (04/07/2013) [-]
<mfw I need to buy the 40$ expansion pack to get human 2.0
User avatar #19 to #18 - misticalz (04/07/2013) [-]
I feel sorry for you, you were created by the EA gods :(
User avatar #22 - viscerys (04/07/2013) [-]
Maybe they should fix mispelling title bug...
#15 - fantomen (04/07/2013) [-]
Hey guys! What about the other problems? When will they be patched?
My appendix unit malfunctioned once, I had to take the whole system to a specialist to preform an emergency repair, It was very costly and it wasn't covered by the warranty, and when I tried to contact the creator there was no answer!
User avatar #26 to #15 - lorddrake (04/07/2013) [-]
You gotta pay the dlc for that
#37 to #15 - darthblam ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Sounds like God is an employee of EA.
#42 to #15 - jimmynutz (04/07/2013) [-]
Same, but good thing the fix is a registry recovery and can't happen twice
User avatar #76 to #15 - iraniie (04/07/2013) [-]
have you tried turning it on and off?
User avatar #81 to #15 - bigmanfifty (04/07/2013) [-]
paying for healthcare?

I'm afraid I don't understand
User avatar #2 to #1 - secretvalor (04/06/2013) [-]
You pay for new patches?
User avatar #4 to #2 - toastersburnthings (04/06/2013) [-]
Take a joke, I'm no macfag.
User avatar #6 to #2 - logicstrike (04/06/2013) [-]
he must be a fan of EA
#3 - twi (04/06/2013) [-]
This image has expired
and will there be like a monarchy with the most advanced and upgraded at the top of the chain?
User avatar #8 to #3 - thesoulless (04/06/2013) [-]
Our blue names will guarantee our dominance over the others, with DJ 4DM1N as our dear leader.
User avatar #21 to #8 - viscerys (04/07/2013) [-]
Wouldn't the bluest of blue appear black?
#13 to #8 - TimeWarpRaped (04/06/2013) [-]
Who has the bluest name? He will be our leader.
User avatar #12 to #8 - twi (04/06/2013) [-]
Roswell is your god
#50 - Lmaoplanes (04/07/2013) [-]
Human Race Patch notes

-fixed logic not working
-fixed natural armour bug, should stop random bleeding.
-fixed memory leak causing increase in mass after marriage

-added stealth bonus at night
-fixed speed hack bug

-can access banks from anywhere.
-25% more vulnerable to fire based attacks

-increased explosion blast radius.
-prayer to allah now grants correct mana boost.
User avatar #72 to #50 - Buhadog (04/07/2013) [-]
You forgot something:
- Upon recieveing fire damage have a small chance to transform into ash, losing all abilities and gaining the ability to fly.
User avatar #85 to #50 - theafroman (04/07/2013) [-]
What about white people?
User avatar #61 to #50 - theneonbolt (04/07/2013) [-]
>Human Race Patch notes
>Race Patch notes


#90 to #61 - anon (04/07/2013) [-]
being human is a race.... tool.
User avatar #93 to #90 - theneonbolt (04/07/2013) [-]
I think the word that you're looking for is "species".

Socially constructed terms are not, in any way, accurate forms of distinction.
User avatar #62 - theoriginalzombie (04/07/2013) [-]
How about addressing the difficulty curve? I've been trying for 19 levels and STILL haven't completed a romance subplot. I'm seriously thinking about just going P2P route and downloading the prostitute DLC
User avatar #69 to #62 - Buhadog (04/07/2013) [-]
It's your own fault for starting on hardmode...
#84 to #69 - tazze (04/07/2013) [-]
go hard or go home
go hard or go home
User avatar #64 to #62 - infinitereaper (04/07/2013) [-]
Tell me about it. The class system is totally messed up. Professions are broken, for some reason level 1 job, requires level 2 stats even though you can't level up those stats without entering job level 1. They really need to fix this, obtaining currency is becoming impossible.

The 404 girlfriend not found error is also really troubling, and I suspect their are some problems with the relationship coding for both male and female classes.

I also wouldn't mind a random boner fix to be included in the patch.
User avatar #91 to #64 - weightedtemp (04/07/2013) [-]
I like random boners. It's always a pleasant surprise that says, "Hey man, I'm ready whenever you need me."
User avatar #83 - niedzielan (04/07/2013) [-]
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1. (marketing name: Fiancee 1.0). Recently he upgraded Fiancee 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and it's a memory hogger, it has taken all his space; and Wife 1.0 must be running before he can do anything.

Although he did not ask for it, Wife 1.0 came with Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw and BrotherInLaw.

Some features I'd like to see in the Upcoming GirlFriend 4.0...

- A "Don't remind me again" button
- Minimize button
- Shutdown feature
- An install shield feature so that Girlfriend 4.0 can be completely uninstalled if so desired (so you don't lose cache and other objects)
- "Abort" button
- A Remote control for the these features would be a nice upgrade

I tried running GirlFriend 2.0 with GirlFriend 1.0 still installed, but they tried using the same i/o port and conflicted. Then I tried to uninstall GirlFriend 1.0 but it didn't have an uninstall program. I tried to uninstall it by hand, but it put files in my system directory. Another problem with all versions of GirlFriend that I've used is that it is totally object oriented and only supports hardware with gold plated contacts.

***** BUG WARNING *****
Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1 before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install, claiming insufficient resources.
User avatar #74 - Buhadog (04/07/2013) [-]
Another one:
- Fixed the "YOLO" exploit which enabled people to decrease their inteligence stat.
User avatar #68 - pappathethird (04/07/2013) [-]
This picture has been around so long that someone printed and put it up on their work place, and NOW it's on fj?
User avatar #70 to #68 - TheHutchie (04/07/2013) [-]
Guess what though?

It's been here before. About 48 times by my count.
User avatar #82 to #68 - rebby (04/07/2013) [-]
theres a picture of my meimei and her husband parasailing and they got shirts that said "yolo" but it was a few years before yolo became a huge thing with stupid people
but its still hilarious
#46 - sasquatchjc (04/07/2013) [-]
Technically that would just be a patch. A hotfix would be like "1.1a" the "a" being the hotfix.
User avatar #80 - bitchplzzz (04/07/2013) [-]
Pause download?
[Yes] No

Old is gold, baby
#57 - ilynchnigs ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
**ilynchnigs rolled a random image posted in comment #1377708 at Friendly ** there would need to be a lot more patches than that.
User avatar #63 to #57 - erotictentacle ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
******** ... i love you for that roll
#66 to #63 - hugsta (04/07/2013) [-]
Everyone loves Suu.
User avatar #67 to #66 - erotictentacle ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
i'm more of a Cerea man tho, but i still love suu :3
Do you, not trying to be greedy, have any more awesome wallpapers?
Pretty please?
#71 to #67 - hugsta (04/07/2013) [-]
No actual wallpapers, but this massive pic double page spread probably work.
You may want to open it in a new tab.
#87 to #71 - ghouleyed (04/07/2013) [-]
Lol his shirt says "D SPACE".
User avatar #73 to #71 - erotictentacle ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Thanks, mate!
#58 to #57 - comanderspy (04/07/2013) [-]
its just v1.1 bro
User avatar #75 - ohp (04/07/2013) [-]
Was eating when i read the part about random cheek and tongue biting and SLOWED THE **** DOWN
User avatar #44 - nikmx (04/07/2013) [-]
Your brain actually stores memories in "chapters" and must find suitable events or locations in which to end one chapter and begin another. Studies have actually found that our minds perceive doorways as entrances into new chapters, and begin a new set of memories once we pass through them. So, if you are sitting in your living room watching TV and want to go get some pizza from the fridge, walk through the doorway to your kitchen, and forget what the hell you came into the kitchen for; this is because your living room chapter where you originally had the thought to get pizza has been filed away, and your new kitchen chapter where you dont know what the **** is happening has just started.

#54 to #44 - youxbarstard (04/07/2013) [-]
So if someone goes through a door every 3 seconds would they create 'goldfish chapters'?
User avatar #96 to #54 - KazahkRussian (04/09/2013) [-]
No, they'd probably have a in-and-out the door chapter in there life where the door acts as the location for the chapter.
#98 to #96 - youxbarstard (04/09/2013) [-]
Even though your explanation makes more sense I kinda like the idea of goldfish chapters a little more.
User avatar #97 to #96 - KazahkRussian (04/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #52 to #44 - KazahkRussian (04/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #95 to #52 - nikmx (04/08/2013) [-]
www . scientificamerican . com/article . cfm?id=why-walking-through-doorway-makes-you-forget

This isn't the original study, but its mentioned here.

Sorry for the delay also.
#36 - anon (04/07/2013) [-]
Hello there, there seems to be a problem with my understandingwomen.exe revised pack 1.5; I got my dick caught in a ceiling fan and my wife left with two of my kids. How do I twerk?
#40 to #36 - jimmynutz (04/07/2013) [-]
I think you're missing a couple .dll's, I got some from a dev and that fixed my dick in the ceiling fan issue
User avatar #31 - sniperdawg ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
**** , im still stuck with Human XP, my launcher has failed to load repeatedly, ensuring that im late for school EVERY DAMN TIME.
User avatar #23 - biograde (04/07/2013) [-]
my human's motivation module fails to start, I think I have some sort of virus
User avatar #30 to #23 - evilanakie (04/07/2013) [-]
got that
i think you need to
a format
b hibernate for a while and reboot and try a full recovery
if that fails manual force will be used maybe a hardwear patch is needed
User avatar #24 to #23 - thisisspartah (04/07/2013) [-]
try deleting system 'think and do'
it will make you go faster
User avatar #27 to #24 - arandomanon ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Indeed, I tried that and works fine
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