He is Korean. I have manga.. Palms Spaghetti Knees weak arms Spaghetti There's Spaghetti on his sweater already Mom's Spaghetti He is Chinese
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#87 - qxangelxp (04/07/2013) [-]
I like Jet Li. He was amazing in Rush Hour.
User avatar #245 to #87 - semierectnipple (04/07/2013) [-]
This is just too good
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#275 to #274 - qxangelxp (04/07/2013) [-]
No, it's Chow Yun-Fat.
User avatar #276 to #275 - timeparadox (04/07/2013) [-]
No, it's Tony Jaa
User avatar #277 to #276 - qxangelxp (04/07/2013) [-]
I see you deleted your previous comment. Nice save.
User avatar #278 to #277 - timeparadox (04/07/2013) [-]
I actually deleted it before you even answered... I was afraid the others won't get the joke, as FJ usually does, and I drown in a sea of red thumbs
#248 to #87 - terrazor ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Racist bastard!
Thinking every asian looks the same...
One can clearly see that this is Bruce Lee. (the rich guy from Inception)
<--- this is him in the movie "the last samurai" (on the right)
#10 - europeanswallow (04/06/2013) [-]
Palms Spaghetti
Knees weak arms Spaghetti
There's Spaghetti on his sweater already
Mom's Spaghetti
User avatar #70 to #10 - srskate (04/07/2013) [-]
... someone reads cracked
#163 to #10 - thatoneangelo (04/07/2013) [-]
actually rapping this out loud killed, me im actually rolling hahaha
User avatar #279 to #10 - stratotanker (04/07/2013) [-]
Green Mario knows ****
User avatar #51 to #10 - sadaros (04/06/2013) [-]
Some one did read cracked today
User avatar #183 to #10 - nsfwbrowserv (04/07/2013) [-]
Remote is Betty
eyes wide palms are Betty
There's Betty on the TV already
Wilma 'n' Betty
#94 to #86 - anon (04/07/2013) [-]
"The whole crowd goes spaghetti."

I giggled entirely too much.
User avatar #198 to #86 - irevolutions (04/07/2013) [-]
"he opens his mouth, but the spaghetti won't come out"
User avatar #128 to #86 - myfunnyfile (04/07/2013) [-]
Awsome
User avatar #11 to #10 - kyoutu ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
#14 to #11 - anon (04/06/2013) [-]
to drop bombs but he keeps all spaghetti
User avatar #16 to #14 - pocketstooheavy ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
no.
User avatar #80 to #16 - gentlewing (04/07/2013) [-]
pocketstooheavy spaghetti
#154 - gibroner (04/07/2013) [-]
it's falling out of his pockets already mom's spaghetti
it's falling out of his pockets already mom's spaghetti
#25 - funkyrednipples (04/06/2013) [-]
his palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
There’s vomit on his spaghetti already,
mom’s spaghetti
He’s spaghetti, but on the surface he
looks calm and ready to drop spaghetti
but he keeps on forgetting what he
spaghetti
#98 to #25 - theafroman (04/07/2013) [-]
For the longest time I thought this was set to "Call Me maybe" I feel incredibly stupid now.
User avatar #26 to #25 - tombombadil (04/06/2013) [-]
I see someone reads articles on Cracked.
User avatar #27 to #25 - tombombadil (04/06/2013) [-]
Or I just don't ever go on youtube
Probably that
User avatar #32 to #25 - thespecialone (04/06/2013) [-]
though it's modified ba the spaghettimonster, the original lyrics were a masterpiece...

In MY opinion
User avatar #83 to #32 - imalex (04/07/2013) [-]
I think your opinion is widely shared with the entire world
User avatar #103 to #83 - thespecialone (04/07/2013) [-]
hmm... unfortunately not

had to bear a ********* a week ago...

but that song along with the movie is Great!
#60 to #25 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
The whole crowd goes spaghetti, he opens his mouth but the spaghetti won't come out. He's choking now, everybody's choking now. The clock's run out, times up pasta sauce.
#1 - aivaza (04/06/2013) [-]
He's my second best character in series.
He's my second best character in series.
#232 to #1 - fistpump (04/07/2013) [-]
Daryl/Glen master race!
Daryl/Glen master race!
User avatar #271 to #268 - rugyakuku (04/07/2013) [-]
you got any gifs of daryl going stab happy on merle?
#288 to #271 - powellrebecca (04/07/2013) [-]
yupp!
yupp!
#292 to #288 - rugyakuku (04/08/2013) [-]
I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOU
User avatar #295 to #293 - rugyakuku (04/08/2013) [-]
do you have a gif for everything
User avatar #297 to #296 - rugyakuku (04/08/2013) [-]
POWELLREBECCA IS LIFE
#301 to #298 - rugyakuku (04/08/2013) [-]
You earned it!
User avatar #304 to #302 - rugyakuku (04/08/2013) [-]
thats the funniest gif ive seen of rick yet!
#305 to #304 - powellrebecca (04/08/2013) [-]
i have a lot of funny gifs from twd. lol
i have a lot of funny gifs from twd. lol
User avatar #306 to #305 - rugyakuku (04/08/2013) [-]
that gif gives me confused thoughts
#307 to #306 - powellrebecca (04/08/2013) [-]
my thoughts are not at all confused &gt;:)
my thoughts are not at all confused >:)
User avatar #120 to #1 - wlflvr (04/07/2013) [-]
1)Glenn
2)Daryl
3)Michonne
#125 to #1 - anon (04/07/2013) [-]
Glenn, Tyreese (they casted the perfect person to play him), and Daryl are my favorites in the show.

But in the comics I'm really liking Jesus, but Carl, Rick, and Michonne are my favorites.
User avatar #30 to #1 - epicsauciness (04/06/2013) [-]
he gets his brains bashed in.
User avatar #2 to #1 - iamkagji ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
I think he is the best character in the series, comics and the show.
#40 to #2 - imnotkickthecat (04/06/2013) [-]
comic andrea 5evur
#81 to #40 - thegreenbutton (04/07/2013) [-]
Yeah she's still alive, best shooter, and dating Rick.
#294 to #81 - powellrebecca (04/08/2013) [-]
(enlarge) <3
#299 to #294 - thegreenbutton (04/08/2013) [-]
Why couldnt they just keep Andrea like this, she never even talked to the governor in the comic or been in woodberry.
I know they want to make the show different form the comic but they dont have to make it that different.
#252 to #40 - powellrebecca (04/07/2013) [-]
&lt;/3
</3
User avatar #7 to #2 - karvarausku ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
think so too.
#3 to #2 - aivaza (04/06/2013) [-]
What about him ?
What about him ?
#8 to #3 - murakumo (04/06/2013) [-]
I would suck his dick - No homo
#22 to #8 - Elemental (04/06/2013) [-]
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#17 to #12 - sephirothpwnz ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
Think you want this one
Think you want this one
User avatar #35 to #12 - rustyspunktube (04/06/2013) [-]
where is this from? link if possible?
User avatar #4 to #3 - iamkagji ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
Dude, he's Daryl. He's rank zero.
User avatar #194 to #4 - deathstare (04/07/2013) [-]
I think this was a compliment guys.
User avatar #204 to #194 - iamkagji ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
It was intended to mean that he is so awesome that he transcended the ranking system, but most people don't seem to get it.
#57 to #4 - danielph (04/07/2013) [-]
Daryl's true identity.
#13 to #2 - anon (04/06/2013) [-]
-> Comics

was.
#21 to #13 - thegamegestapo (04/06/2013) [-]
That didn't happen asshole... it didn'thappenitdidn'thappen
That didn't happen asshole... it didn'thappenitdidn'thappen
User avatar #255 to #21 - iamkagji ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Good god, I wish it didn't...
#23 to #13 - murakumo (04/06/2013) [-]
I can't flag this as "Carl"
#77 to #1 - albinozino (04/07/2013) [-]
I miss the old Glenn. After he started being with Maggie he got all serious and pissed all the time. He used to be the comic relief.
User avatar #6 to #1 - fireprincess (04/06/2013) [-]
He's my second favorite as well. Right under Daryl.
#99 to #6 - daryldixon (04/07/2013) [-]
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
#127 to #6 - anon (04/07/2013) [-]
Well series... for me he's 3rd. After Daryl and Michonne.
#71 - autoxx (04/07/2013) [-]
How has this not been posted yet?
#142 to #5 - joankim (04/07/2013) [-]
All you need to do to get thumbs, is to post that picture in a walking dead related thread. Well I'm too good for it. You clever thumb-whore
#33 to #5 - stemoya (04/06/2013) [-]
MORL
#31 to #5 - anon (04/06/2013) [-]
Doryl Dioxide
#160 - spanishninja ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
ofc hes single...
#143 - budbrown (04/07/2013) [-]
**budbrown rolled a random image posted in comment #1303431 at Friendly *** koreans
#200 to #143 - razoredgey (04/07/2013) [-]
*takes a peak*
User avatar #145 to #143 - multimedia (04/07/2013) [-]
So related to description.
#131 - dipshitz (04/07/2013) [-]
No this is his fear
User avatar #133 to #131 - salts (04/07/2013) [-]
damn like throwing a hot dog down a hallway she must be
User avatar #161 to #131 - soggytomatoe (04/07/2013) [-]
She said "Is it in yet?"


I said "I don't know."
User avatar #177 to #39 - jiraiyasannin (04/07/2013) [-]
Shouldn't the hotdogs be holding heads?
#178 to #177 - guiguito (04/07/2013) [-]
cannibalism add to the bizarre funny
but since you asked for it...
User avatar #179 to #178 - jiraiyasannin (04/07/2013) [-]
You sexy ****** , you deliver like a ****** Mexican crossing the border.
+1
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User avatar #126 - paulohd (04/07/2013) [-]
This guy is hilarious. You can never go wrong with Jackie Chan.
#20 - thatmexican (04/06/2013) [-]
i do the same thing... if i see a cute girl i would think what if we actually talked, went out, had a relationship that would be nice but what if she hates my music or video games i don't know what i would do, what if she cheats on me with another personi couldn't take that, then i come back to reality and get sad
#38 to #20 - rawesome ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
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#106 - moustachefingers (04/07/2013) [-]
"My son there is no need to be afraid of the opposite sex. You are my finest creation. Your Noddlyness loves all his little ramens no matter their culinary experience."
#147 to #106 - sweatyasains (04/07/2013) [-]
FSM thread
User avatar #167 to #106 - spanishninja ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
"Look, if you had one pot, or one opportunity
To eat all the spaghetti you ever wanted in one moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip through your fork?
Yo

His palms are penne, knees meat, arms spaghetti
Add meatballs to the spaghetti, mom's secret recipe
He's nervous, but on the surface mom's spaghetti looks ready for meatballs
but he eats all the spaghetti, he can choke down,
the whole crowd goes spaghetti
He opens his mouth, but spaghetti won't come out
He's cooking now, everybody's cooking now
The clock's run out, dinner is over, bloah!
Snap back to spaghetti, spaghetti is gravity
OP goes Rabbity, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Spaghetti, no
He won't have it , he knows spaghetti looks like little ropes
It don't matter, it's dope
He knows that, but he's broke
He loves spaghetti he knows
When he goes back to his mobile kitchen, that's when it's
Back to spaghetti again, yo
User avatar #170 to #167 - spanishninja ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
This whole rap's spaghetti
He better grab spaghetti fast and hope he don't spill it
[Hook:]
You better lose yourself in the pasta, lasagna
Spaghetti, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to eat
This spaghetti only comes once in a lifetime yo
(You better)

Spaghetti is escaping, through his mouth that is gaping
This spaghetti's mine for the taking
Make me more, as we move toward a, new spaghetti order
A normal meal is boring, but spaghetti's awesome
Boil til it's softer, the water grows hotter
He blows on it to cool it off a bit faster
Coast to coast meals, he's known as spaghetti eater
Lonely roads, spaghetti knows
User avatar #171 to #170 - spanishninja ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
He's grown wheat from home, he's no farmer
He goes home and barely knows how to boil water
But hold your nose 'cause this sauce here has spoiled
His hoes don't want him no more, his dinner's foiled
They moved on to the next schmoe who cooks
He nose dove and sold pasta
So the cookbook has told and slams closed
I suppose it's old spaghetti but it still tastes awesome
Da da dum da dum da da

No more games, I'ma change what you call spaghetti
Tear this motherfreaking pot of pasta off the stove
I was cooking in the beginning, the dinner's all ready
It's been chewed up and spit out and still looks good
But I kept cooking and stepped right into the next kitchen
Best believe somebody's payin for this spaghetti
User avatar #172 to #171 - spanishninja ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
All the pain inside amplified by spaghetti
Cause I can't get by without spaghetti
And I can't provide the right type of sauce for this spaghetti
Cause man, these goddam food stamps don't buy spaghetti
And it's no movie, there's no Chance of Meatballs, this is my spaghetti
And these times are so soft, and my spaghetti's even softer
Trying to cook and eat my spaghetti, plus
Teeter totter caught up between being a farmer and a pasta cooker
Baby mama drama's screaming spaghetti and
There's not enough for me to wanna
Share with her, another day without spaghetti
Has gotten me to the point, I'm starving now
I've got to formulate a recipe or end up straved and dead
Spaghetti is my only motherfreaking option, lasagna's not
Spaghetti, I love you, but this parmesan's got to go
I cannot grow old eating my spaghetti cold
So here I go it's my dish.
Sauce fail me not, this may be the only spaghetti that I got

[Hook]

You can make any spaghetti you set your mind to, man."
#108 to #106 - axeaddonis (04/07/2013) [-]
RAmen brother
#269 - gazajunk (04/07/2013) [-]
**gazajunk rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at Wall of insults ** MFW
#174 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (04/07/2013) [-]
#157 - awildniglet (04/07/2013) [-]
I'm not into Asians, but he is very attractive
I'm not into Asians, but he is very attractive
User avatar #181 to #157 - threeeighteen (04/07/2013) [-]
They're surprisingly compact.
+8
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#229 - theturtletrolley (04/07/2013) [-]
Whatever!
<--Related to the title
#234 to #229 - pwnfrnzy ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Take this.
User avatar #266 to #234 - theturtletrolley (04/07/2013) [-]
Thankyou good sir, I'll put it to excellent use
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