I kicked my hoe. if you were born in November you were a mistake for Valentin's day. Jan: I stabbed Feb: I robbed Mar: I banged April: I shot May: I kicked June
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I kicked my hoe

I kicked my hoe. if you were born in November you were a mistake for Valentin's day. Jan: I stabbed Feb: I robbed Mar: I banged April: I shot May: I kicked June

if you were born in November you were a mistake for Valentin's day

Jan: I stabbed
Feb: I robbed
Mar: I banged
April: I shot
May: I kicked
June: I killed
July: I raped
Aug: I slapped
Sept: I kissed
Oct: I smoked with
Now: Clumped
Dec: I hugged
a bag of weed
a homeless guy
the Trojan man
a Lesbian
a gangsta
my snowman
Chris Brown
a chair
a condom
cookie monster
yo momma
a pimp
2? -28: a bowl of cereal
my hoe
31: a teletubby
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#7 - scant (04/06/2013) [-]
I kissed yo momma.
Yeah, that's right ************ .
And then after that we held hands and talked about our feelings, bitch.
#29 to #7 - superage (04/06/2013) [-]
Well, I ****** her
#175 to #7 - anon (04/06/2013) [-]
Well i slapped a pimp, you big lipped loser with mother abandonment and possible a drinking issues
#176 to #7 - anon (04/06/2013) [-]
bbcvc
#219 to #7 - anon (04/06/2013) [-]
dudeeee........me too! 9/24/96!
#740 to #219 - thelonesniper (04/07/2013) [-]
9/23/96 I'm older bitch.
9/23/96 I'm older bitch.
#356 to #7 - anon (04/06/2013) [-]
Then it makes you the ************ , ************
#699 to #7 - mingmang (04/07/2013) [-]
Oh yeah? Well, I BANGED YO MOMMA.
#11 - iamkagji ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
I killed a condom.
#420 to #11 - doctoryou (04/06/2013) [-]
I robbed one...
User avatar #439 to #420 - TheExile (04/06/2013) [-]
Me too. :(
#464 to #439 - doctoryou (04/07/2013) [-]
What day?
User avatar #485 to #464 - TheExile (04/07/2013) [-]
20th
#491 to #485 - doctoryou (04/07/2013) [-]
19th...you know, we're kinda connected in the way that we both rob condoms
User avatar #498 to #491 - TheExile (04/07/2013) [-]
True enough.
#1040 to #11 - anon (04/07/2013) [-]
i shot a condom...
User avatar #802 to #11 - wastelandgunner (04/07/2013) [-]
So did I.

June 20th, anyone?
User avatar #952 to #802 - robotvoice (04/07/2013) [-]
indeed.
turning 17 you?
User avatar #1195 to #952 - wastelandgunner (04/07/2013) [-]
I'd rather not say. Privacy issues.
User avatar #805 to #802 - iamkagji ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Here here!
User avatar #807 to #805 - wastelandgunner (04/07/2013) [-]
You're my new friend.
User avatar #811 to #807 - iamkagji ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Sounds good to me
#197 to #11 - cshp ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
June 19-20 Masterbirthday.
June 19-20 Masterbirthday.
#298 to #197 - CaptainPugwash (04/06/2013) [-]
June 21st Masterbirthday.   
(It's longer than yours)
June 21st Masterbirthday.
(It's longer than yours)
#751 to #298 - iamkagji ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
The solstice alternates between the 20th and 21st every other year.
#408 to #11 - zombiebacon (04/06/2013) [-]
I robbed my snowman. I feel like a dick.
I robbed my snowman. I feel like a dick.
User avatar #640 to #11 - battledude (04/07/2013) [-]
yeahhhhh I always get the 1 that makes no sense on these
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#815 to #140 - mitchimusk (04/07/2013) [-]
7th or 8th?
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User avatar #981 to #868 - anonemus (04/07/2013) [-]
Damn. 7th.
I'm still wondering how I banged a lesbian though. I can't even bang straight girls.
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User avatar #1196 to #1032 - anonemus (04/07/2013) [-]
It's like we're the same person.
My one relationship came to nothing also, and it was for 2 years.
#1081 to #140 - anon (04/07/2013) [-]
I banged chris brown D:
User avatar #9 - destaice (04/06/2013) [-]
I smoked with a bowl of cereal.

Today was a good day.
User avatar #1000 to #9 - jellybaby (04/07/2013) [-]
27th or 8th? My brother's 27th. :)
User avatar #1002 to #1000 - destaice (04/07/2013) [-]
27th
User avatar #1072 to #1002 - lazercaval (04/07/2013) [-]
Mine the 28th. I thought we had something in common. Why you gotta play me like this, ese?
User avatar #1003 to #1002 - jellybaby (04/07/2013) [-]
Cool. :D
User avatar #15 - KillerKage (04/06/2013) [-]
I robbed a homeless man ._.
User avatar #161 to #15 - Cejw (04/06/2013) [-]
and then i kicked him
#552 to #15 - anon (04/07/2013) [-]
I apparently then proceeded to stab him
User avatar #66 to #15 - mrhumperdoodle (04/06/2013) [-]
I raped a homeless man.
#3 - solarisofcelestia (04/06/2013) [-]
I killed a lesbian. Why? Oh why did I do such a horrible thing?
I killed a lesbian. Why? Oh why did I do such a horrible thing?
User avatar #22 to #3 - flutterkrieg (04/06/2013) [-]
You born on the 7th or 8th?
#24 to #23 - flutterkrieg (04/06/2013) [-]
We have the same birthday! :>
We have the same birthday! :>
#79 to #24 - theblobble (04/06/2013) [-]
Me too!
Me too!
#649 to #79 - anon (04/07/2013) [-]
me three
im too late
#27 to #26 - solarisofcelestia (04/06/2013) [-]
Overly attracted Fluttershy?
#34 to #30 - solarisofcelestia (04/06/2013) [-]
In that picture Fluttershy's face reminded me of the meme Overly Attracted Girlfriend.
#888 - iamsammich (04/07/2013) [-]
I banged a bowl of cereal
#6 - anon (04/06/2013) [-]
i stabbed a bag of weed
#247 to #6 - whocaresbro (04/06/2013) [-]
Don't worry I banged a bag of weed... poor bag.
#555 to #247 - longrustycock (04/07/2013) [-]
are you the first or second
#2 - yomamafatasfuck (04/06/2013) [-]
I robbed the cookie monster.
#83 to #2 - anon (04/06/2013) [-]
did I bang the cookie monster before or after that?
dubs decide
User avatar #177 to #2 - cyborgjunky (04/06/2013) [-]
I guess after you killed him i raped him?...


I'm ok with this
#471 to #2 - avrora (04/07/2013) [-]
And I finished him!!!
#734 to #2 - anon (04/07/2013) [-]
i raped the cookie monster.. it was sweet
#19 - Dopje (04/06/2013) [-]
i banged a gangsta...
i banged a gangsta...
User avatar #256 to #19 - celestiasbeard (04/06/2013) [-]
We seem to be in the same boat...
#337 to #19 - anon (04/06/2013) [-]
i raped a gangsta, get on my level
User avatar #758 to #19 - nigroz (04/07/2013) [-]
March 9th or 10th?
#4 - superage (04/06/2013) [-]
I banged ur momma (March 24)
#737 to #4 - anon (04/07/2013) [-]
my dads birthday is 25 march
#945 to #737 - anon (04/07/2013) [-]
Well, he also banged your momma, I guess this is pretty accurate.
Also, you’re mother is a whore.
User avatar #235 - supername (04/06/2013) [-]
I smoked with my snowman.
I guess you could say *puts on glasses* we were just chilling.
User avatar #8 - grishnackh (04/06/2013) [-]
I smoked with my hoe. Of all things to do with a hoe, why would I wish to partake in the action of being on fire and smoking with him/her? Doesn't seem very arousing to me.
#1162 - heathledgerisagod (04/07/2013) [-]
I raped a gansta.
I raped a gansta.
#655 - dorgan (04/07/2013) [-]
I smoked with a pimp
#666 to #655 - trolololer (04/07/2013) [-]
**trolololer rolled a random image posted in comment #1258049 at Friendly ** OH MY GOD YES
#905 to #655 - mistermuppet (04/07/2013) [-]
I robbed a pimp
#13 - anon (04/06/2013) [-]
I jumped a hoe? wtf...?
User avatar #5 - zodeax (04/06/2013) [-]
lol hugged a condom i can never find one
User avatar #1 - AnAnon (04/06/2013) [-]
I robbed my snowman. That ************ had the tastiest looking carrot I'd ever seen, and I was hungry.
#961 - colcrockett (04/07/2013) [-]
I raped a pimp. Boy, thats ironic.
#647 - YankeeJ (04/07/2013) [-]
I. 			******		. A. Lesbian!
I. ****** . A. Lesbian!
#659 to #647 - westin (04/07/2013) [-]
finally
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