I kicked my hoe. if you were born in November you were a mistake for Valentin's day. Jan: I stabbed Feb: I robbed Mar: I banged April: I shot May: I kicked June I kicked my hoe if you were born in November a mistake for Valentin's day Jan: stabbed Feb: robbed Mar: banged April: shot May: June
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I kicked my hoe. if you were born in November you were a mistake for Valentin's day. Jan: I stabbed Feb: I robbed Mar: I banged April: I shot May: I kicked June

if you were born in November you were a mistake for Valentin's day

Jan: I stabbed
Feb: I robbed
Mar: I banged
April: I shot
May: I kicked
June: I killed
July: I raped
Aug: I slapped
Sept: I kissed
Oct: I smoked with
Now: Clumped
Dec: I hugged
a bag of weed
a homeless guy
the Trojan man
a Lesbian
a gangsta
my snowman
Chris Brown
a chair
a condom
cookie monster
yo momma
a pimp
2? -28: a bowl of cereal
my hoe
31: a teletubby
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#7 - scant
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(04/06/2013) [-]
I kissed yo momma.
Yeah, that's right ************.
And then after that we held hands and talked about our feelings, bitch.
#29 to #7 - superage
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(04/06/2013) [-]
Well, I ****** her
#699 to #7 - mingmang
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(04/07/2013) [-]
Oh yeah? Well, I BANGED YO MOMMA.
#175 to #7 - anon id: 2815dad6
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(04/06/2013) [-]
Well i slapped a pimp, you big lipped loser with mother abandonment and possible a drinking issues
#176 to #7 - anon id: 2815dad6
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(04/06/2013) [-]
bbcvc
#219 to #7 - anon id: 1ee3d31d
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(04/06/2013) [-]
dudeeee........me too! 9/24/96!
#740 to #219 - thelonesniper
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(04/07/2013) [-]
9/23/96 I'm older bitch.
9/23/96 I'm older bitch.
#356 to #7 - anon id: 91fd75d7
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(04/06/2013) [-]
Then it makes you the ************, ************
#11 - iamkagji
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(04/06/2013) [-]
I killed a condom.
#420 to #11 - doctoryou
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(04/06/2013) [-]
I robbed one...
User avatar #439 to #420 - TheExile
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(04/06/2013) [-]
Me too. :(
#464 to #439 - doctoryou
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(04/07/2013) [-]
What day?
User avatar #485 to #464 - TheExile
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(04/07/2013) [-]
20th
#491 to #485 - doctoryou
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(04/07/2013) [-]
19th...you know, we're kinda connected in the way that we both rob condoms
User avatar #498 to #491 - TheExile
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(04/07/2013) [-]
True enough.
User avatar #802 to #11 - wastelandgunner
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(04/07/2013) [-]
So did I.

June 20th, anyone?
User avatar #952 to #802 - robotvoice
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(04/07/2013) [-]
indeed.
turning 17 you?
User avatar #1195 to #952 - wastelandgunner
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(04/07/2013) [-]
I'd rather not say. Privacy issues.
User avatar #805 to #802 - iamkagji
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(04/07/2013) [-]
Here here!
User avatar #807 to #805 - wastelandgunner
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(04/07/2013) [-]
You're my new friend.
User avatar #811 to #807 - iamkagji
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(04/07/2013) [-]
Sounds good to me
#1040 to #11 - anon id: c5a13ab1
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(04/07/2013) [-]
i shot a condom...
#1068 to #1040 - iamkagji
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#197 to #11 - cshp
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(04/06/2013) [-]
June 19-20 Masterbirthday.
June 19-20 Masterbirthday.
#298 to #197 - CaptainPugwash
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(04/06/2013) [-]
June 21st Masterbirthday.   
(It's longer than yours)
June 21st Masterbirthday.
(It's longer than yours)
#751 to #298 - iamkagji
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(04/07/2013) [-]
The solstice alternates between the 20th and 21st every other year.
#408 to #11 - zombiebacon
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(04/06/2013) [-]
I robbed my snowman. I feel like a dick.
I robbed my snowman. I feel like a dick.
User avatar #640 to #11 - battledude
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(04/07/2013) [-]
yeahhhhh I always get the 1 that makes no sense on these
#64 to #11 - justcauseimjesus
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(04/06/2013) [-]
#3 - solarisofcelestia
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(04/06/2013) [-]
I killed a lesbian. Why? Oh why did I do such a horrible thing?
I killed a lesbian. Why? Oh why did I do such a horrible thing?
User avatar #22 to #3 - flutterkrieg
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(04/06/2013) [-]
You born on the 7th or 8th?
User avatar #23 to #22 - solarisofcelestia
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(04/06/2013) [-]
8th.
#24 to #23 - flutterkrieg
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(04/06/2013) [-]
We have the same birthday! :>
We have the same birthday! :>
#79 to #24 - theblobble
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(04/06/2013) [-]
Me too!
Me too!
#649 to #79 - anon id: 11d38680
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(04/07/2013) [-]
me three
im too late
#25 to #24 - solarisofcelestia
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(04/06/2013) [-]
YAY!
#26 to #25 - flutterkrieg
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(04/06/2013) [-]
:P
#27 to #26 - solarisofcelestia
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(04/06/2013) [-]
Overly attracted Fluttershy?
#30 to #27 - flutterkrieg
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(04/06/2013) [-]
wut
#34 to #30 - solarisofcelestia
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(04/06/2013) [-]
In that picture Fluttershy's face reminded me of the meme Overly Attracted Girlfriend.
#36 to #34 - flutterkrieg
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(04/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #9 - destaice
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(04/06/2013) [-]
I smoked with a bowl of cereal.

Today was a good day.
User avatar #1000 to #9 - jellybaby
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(04/07/2013) [-]
27th or 8th? My brother's 27th. :)
User avatar #1002 to #1000 - destaice
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(04/07/2013) [-]
27th
User avatar #1072 to #1002 - lazercaval
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(04/07/2013) [-]
Mine the 28th. I thought we had something in common. Why you gotta play me like this, ese?
User avatar #1003 to #1002 - jellybaby
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(04/07/2013) [-]
Cool. :D
#2 - yomamafatasfuck
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(04/06/2013) [-]
I robbed the cookie monster.
#83 to #2 - anon id: 1ff33302
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(04/06/2013) [-]
did I bang the cookie monster before or after that?
dubs decide
#141 to #2 - monkeybaits
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User avatar #177 to #2 - cyborgjunky
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(04/06/2013) [-]
I guess after you killed him i raped him?...


I'm ok with this
#471 to #2 - avrora
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(04/07/2013) [-]
And I finished him!!!
#734 to #2 - anon id: 98280e96
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(04/07/2013) [-]
i raped the cookie monster.. it was sweet
User avatar #15 - KillerKage
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(04/06/2013) [-]
I robbed a homeless man ._.
User avatar #161 to #15 - Cejw
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(04/06/2013) [-]
and then i kicked him
#552 to #15 - anon id: 43529437
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(04/07/2013) [-]
I apparently then proceeded to stab him
User avatar #66 to #15 - mrhumperdoodle
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(04/06/2013) [-]
I raped a homeless man.
#19 - Dopje
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(04/06/2013) [-]
i banged a gangsta...
i banged a gangsta...
User avatar #256 to #19 - celestiasbeard
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(04/06/2013) [-]
We seem to be in the same boat...
#337 to #19 - anon id: 31ca256b
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(04/06/2013) [-]
i raped a gangsta, get on my level
User avatar #758 to #19 - nigroz
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(04/07/2013) [-]
March 9th or 10th?
#888 - iamsammich
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(04/07/2013) [-]
I banged a bowl of cereal
#14 - huntergriff
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(04/06/2013) [-]
ok...apparently i banged the cookie monster.
#120 to #14 - thecrakasmaker
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(04/06/2013) [-]
I know that feel
#474 to #14 - acharminbear
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(04/07/2013) [-]
ditto; what day?
ditto; what day?
User avatar #1197 to #474 - huntergriff
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(04/07/2013) [-]
March 21st
User avatar #1202 to #1197 - acharminbear
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(04/07/2013) [-]
23rd, so close...
#875 to #14 - anon id: 4bffe5a3
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(04/07/2013) [-]
but... I killed him. HOW???
#4 - superage
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(04/06/2013) [-]
I banged ur momma (March 24)
#737 to #4 - anon id: 6a88e11a
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(04/07/2013) [-]
my dads birthday is 25 march
#945 to #737 - anon id: cedc81b6
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(04/07/2013) [-]
Well, he also banged your momma, I guess this is pretty accurate.
Also, you’re mother is a whore.