I kicked my hoe. if you were born in November you were a mistake for Valentin's day. Jan: I stabbed Feb: I robbed Mar: I banged April: I shot May: I kicked June
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I kicked my hoe

if you were born in November you were a mistake for Valentin's day

Jan: I stabbed
Feb: I robbed
Mar: I banged
April: I shot
May: I kicked
June: I killed
July: I raped
Aug: I slapped
Sept: I kissed
Oct: I smoked with
Now: Clumped
Dec: I hugged
a bag of weed
a homeless guy
the Trojan man
a Lesbian
a gangsta
my snowman
Chris Brown
a chair
a condom
cookie monster
yo momma
a pimp
2? -28: a bowl of cereal
my hoe
31: a teletubby
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Submitted: 04/06/2013
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#7 - scant (04/06/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I kissed yo momma.
Yeah, that's right ************ .
And then after that we held hands and talked about our feelings, bitch.
#11 - iamkagji ONLINE (04/06/2013) [+] (20 replies)
I killed a condom.
#3 - solarisofcelestia (04/06/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I killed a lesbian. Why? Oh why did I do such a horrible thing?
I killed a lesbian. Why? Oh why did I do such a horrible thing?
User avatar #9 - destaice (04/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I smoked with a bowl of cereal.

Today was a good day.
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#140 - deadfeds **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (6 replies)
#2 - yomamafatasfuck (04/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I robbed the cookie monster.
User avatar #15 - KillerKage (04/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I robbed a homeless man ._.
#19 - Dopje (04/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
i banged a gangsta...
i banged a gangsta...
#888 - iamsammich (04/07/2013) [-]
I banged a bowl of cereal
#6 - anonymous (04/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i stabbed a bag of weed
#14 - huntergriff ONLINE (04/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
ok...apparently i banged the cookie monster.
#4 - superage (04/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I banged ur momma (March 24)
User avatar #235 - supername (04/06/2013) [-]
I smoked with my snowman.
I guess you could say *puts on glasses* we were just chilling.
User avatar #8 - grishnackh (04/06/2013) [-]
I smoked with my hoe. Of all things to do with a hoe, why would I wish to partake in the action of being on fire and smoking with him/her? Doesn't seem very arousing to me.
#1162 - heathledgerisagod (04/07/2013) [-]
I raped a gansta.
I raped a gansta.
#655 - dorgan (04/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I smoked with a pimp
#13 - anonymous (04/06/2013) [-]
I jumped a hoe? wtf...?
User avatar #5 - zodeax (04/06/2013) [-]
lol hugged a condom i can never find one
User avatar #1 - AnAnon (04/06/2013) [-]
I robbed my snowman. That ************ had the tastiest looking carrot I'd ever seen, and I was hungry.
#100 - metallicafandude (04/06/2013) [-]
I smoked with a bag of weed
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