Chips and Resistors. . ifwj( icij[. its only fun if they resist
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#5 - marose (04/06/2013) [-]
its only fun if they resist
its only fun if they resist
#15 to #5 - scorcher (04/06/2013) [-]
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#8 to #5 - slipknut (04/06/2013) [-]
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#39 to #5 - anon (04/06/2013) [-]
IC what you did there
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#96 to #10 - partnerintroll (04/07/2013) [-]
Im telling Ad-mon
Im telling Ad-mon
User avatar #17 to #10 - bighairyfart (04/06/2013) [-]
I'm not sure why I watched that whole thing. But I'm glad I did.
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#43 - claytonb (04/06/2013) [-]
Resistance is futile
Resistance is futile
#22 - fuckthepolice (04/06/2013) [-]
How a Mac is made.
User avatar #24 - fuckthepolice (04/06/2013) [-]
This reminds me of this thing I used to do with my bro.

Me and my best bro play this game where we suck each others' dicks and call the person who cums first a fag. I usually win because my bro's never been all that great at cocksucking, and when he jizzes in my mouth, I make him finish me off then give him a passionate kiss so he has to swallow both loads. Then I berate him for the next hour or so about what a total fag he is.

But this one time, we were 69ing like normal, and I could tell my bro was getting really close to orgasm. I wasn't quite there yet, but I hear him whimper around my cock and it really gets to me. So I decide to take pity on my bro and slow way down, only gently stroking him and planting a tender kiss every now and again. Sure enough, I cum first and then finish him off and swallow. And then he looks over at me and plants a wet one right on my lips. I feel my own salty jizz slide into my mouth and swallow it happily. He breaks the kiss after a good while, looks me right in the eyes, says "...Fag" and punches me on the arm as hard as he can.

We cuddle naked for a while after that. I smile as he holds me in his strong arms and tells me what a colossal ******* faggot I am. I "agree" and laugh along with him, sometimes giving him another kiss or two. When it's finally time for me to leave (had to go to my girlfriend's birthday party), my bro gives me the biggest bro hug he's ever given and says "Thanks, bro." I tell him it's no big deal and that it was the least I could do for a bro as awesome as him.

I think we've become even better bros since then. I don't let that ****** win our game anymore, though. He's such a fag, goddamn.
#91 to #24 - millex (04/07/2013) [-]
You've gone to far this time boner.
You've gone to far this time boner.
User avatar #47 to #24 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
And that is how OP came to be

Also, the legend says that his brother was known as "anon"
#25 to #24 - notified (04/06/2013) [-]
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#104 to #24 - jackalcureofprusia (06/05/2013) [-]
not gonna lie, I got a chubby
#105 to #104 - anon (06/06/2013) [-]
Weirdest thing I think I've gotten one to so far.
User avatar #32 to #24 - putsonglasses (04/06/2013) [-]
This may be the single greatest comment on this website.
#82 to #24 - meepmerppicklederp (04/07/2013) [-]
This sounds like a bad fanfiction...
This sounds like a bad fanfiction...
#70 to #24 - foxrock (04/06/2013) [-]
wat   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
This is actually kinda hot.
wat









This is actually kinda hot.
User avatar #67 to #24 - powellrebecca (04/06/2013) [-]
well then, time to go to **** . dont judge me.
User avatar #48 to #24 - greycatmon (04/06/2013) [-]
What. The. **** .
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#95 to #24 - anon (04/07/2013) [-]
Now I know what we're all thinking...


hawt
User avatar #36 - helicase ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
Be sure to use protection though. You wouldn't want to catch a virus.
#11 - trojka (04/06/2013) [-]
Just walking my dog...
#14 - haroldsaxon (04/06/2013) [-]
One evening, with his charge at full capacity, Micro Farad decided to get a cute coil to discharge him. He went to the Magnet Bar to pick up a chip called Millie Amp. He caught her out back trying self induction; fortunately, she had not damaged her solenoid. The two took off on his megacycle and rode across the Wheatstone Bridge into a magnetic field, next to a flowing current , to watch the sine waves.    
   
Micro Farad was very much stimulated by Millie's characteristic curve. Being attractive himself, he soon had her field fully excited. He set her on the ground potential, raised his frequency, lowered her resistance, and pulled out his high voltage probe. When he inserted it in parallel, he short-circuited her shunt. Fully excited, Millie cried out, "ohm, ohm, give me mho". As he increased his tube to maximum output, her coil vibrated from the current flow. It did not take long for her shunt to reach maximum heat. Now with the excessive current shortening her shunt, Micro's capacity rapidly discharged – every electron was drained off. But that was not the end of it. Indeed, they fluxed all night, tried various connections and hookings until his bar magnet weakened, and he could no longer generate enough voltage to sustain his collapsing field. With his battery fully discharged, Micro was unable to excite his tickler, so they went home. A few weeks later, they were merged forever and oscillated happily ever after.
One evening, with his charge at full capacity, Micro Farad decided to get a cute coil to discharge him. He went to the Magnet Bar to pick up a chip called Millie Amp. He caught her out back trying self induction; fortunately, she had not damaged her solenoid. The two took off on his megacycle and rode across the Wheatstone Bridge into a magnetic field, next to a flowing current , to watch the sine waves.

Micro Farad was very much stimulated by Millie's characteristic curve. Being attractive himself, he soon had her field fully excited. He set her on the ground potential, raised his frequency, lowered her resistance, and pulled out his high voltage probe. When he inserted it in parallel, he short-circuited her shunt. Fully excited, Millie cried out, "ohm, ohm, give me mho". As he increased his tube to maximum output, her coil vibrated from the current flow. It did not take long for her shunt to reach maximum heat. Now with the excessive current shortening her shunt, Micro's capacity rapidly discharged – every electron was drained off. But that was not the end of it. Indeed, they fluxed all night, tried various connections and hookings until his bar magnet weakened, and he could no longer generate enough voltage to sustain his collapsing field. With his battery fully discharged, Micro was unable to excite his tickler, so they went home. A few weeks later, they were merged forever and oscillated happily ever after.
#73 to #14 - foxrock (04/06/2013) [-]
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#20 to #14 - silvinciagain (04/06/2013) [-]
"oscillated happily ever after."
"oscillated happily ever after."
#33 to #14 - jlew (04/06/2013) [-]
You sir, are a genius.
Vote Saxon.
#55 to #14 - anon (04/06/2013) [-]
i got a hard on reading that
#1 - mookiez (04/06/2013) [-]
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lm311, a voltage comparator. Good for making extremely sensitive devices.
User avatar #7 to #1 - copyhat (04/06/2013) [-]
It would suffice in measuring equipment, but I would choose the TL071 or a TI OPA-series instead for audio applications...
User avatar #78 to #7 - mookiez (04/07/2013) [-]
I would to, but this is more of a general application. Kind of like the lm555 timer is general, But I would not use it for more complex professional circuits. Good to see other electrical people on here, they seem a dime a dozen on this site. I could make a clapper circuit using the lm311. Just general purpose stuff.
User avatar #103 to #78 - copyhat (04/07/2013) [-]
Yup, I know - these basic general circuits are versatile. The 555 is a cool oscillator though and has been around since forever.
User avatar #45 to #1 - garymotherfinoak (04/06/2013) [-]
Banned for **** schematic
#53 - mrgoodlove (04/06/2013) [-]
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You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive baby.
#46 - dkedr (04/06/2013) [-]
Guys, it's an amplifier chip. . . it wouldn't become a computer.
User avatar #92 to #46 - Mesmus (04/07/2013) [-]
Its a joke buddy
#3 - tunotoo (04/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #6 - ibelonginthekitchn (04/06/2013) [-]
Now I know how to tell my computer how it was born. Thank you FJ.
#89 - panini (04/07/2013) [-]
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