makes sense. I am not Bill Squire. I broke my brothers arm while pretending to be Scorpion from Mortal Kombat. We couldn' t tell my parents we were playing l) K
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makes sense. I am not Bill Squire. I broke my brothers arm while pretending to be Scorpion from Mortal Kombat. We couldn' t tell my parents we were playing l) K

I am not Bill Squire

I broke my brothers arm while
pretending to be Scorpion from
Mortal Kombat. We couldn' t tell
my parents we were playing
l) Kombat because they
would think video games were a
bad influence and they' d take
them away.
So we told them we were acting
out a scene from The Bible,
hoping they' d take that away.
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#7 - thehumor (04/06/2013) [-]
"Video games and the media do not cause killers. Cain killed abel in a fit of jealousy. Jack the ripper wasn't influenced by video games. It's always some mental condition and people try to blame music, the gaming industry, and other mediums because some people can't accept that some people are inherently born with problems"   
   
Don't remember where i heard it but i like it
"Video games and the media do not cause killers. Cain killed abel in a fit of jealousy. Jack the ripper wasn't influenced by video games. It's always some mental condition and people try to blame music, the gaming industry, and other mediums because some people can't accept that some people are inherently born with problems"

Don't remember where i heard it but i like it
#17 to #7 - azsx (04/06/2013) [-]
what movie is that gif from
User avatar #18 to #17 - tehmudkipz (04/06/2013) [-]
Looks like the smog guy from Ferngully
#22 to #18 - EmperorColo (04/06/2013) [-]
Hexxxxxxxxxxxuuuuussssssss...
Hexxxxxxxxxxxuuuuussssssss...
User avatar #29 to #22 - icametocomment (04/06/2013) [-]
Aw yiss, loved that movie.
User avatar #105 to #29 - admiralen ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
let me get this straight, you loved ferngully?
#148 to #105 - anon (04/06/2013) [-]
What's wrong with Ferngully?
#120 to #105 - icametocomment (04/06/2013) [-]
When I was a kid, yes. I used to watch that and Dinosaur almost every time I went to my grandma's house. Don't like it quite as much now that I'm older, but the nostalgia value is still there.
#47 to #7 - anon (04/06/2013) [-]
wait a minute - was jack the ripper real?
User avatar #218 to #47 - fedegon (04/07/2013) [-]
He was, it's just that nobody has any ******* clue who he was, only that he was brutal.
User avatar #215 to #47 - thehumor (04/06/2013) [-]
Yeah.....he was.....
#94 to #7 - anon (04/06/2013) [-]
Sauce?
User avatar #97 to #7 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
I'm just impressed that you have it memorized
#98 to #7 - anon (04/06/2013) [-]
genetic code makes a killa
User avatar #214 to #98 - thehumor (04/06/2013) [-]
Yes, and people are BORN with their genetic code
User avatar #147 to #7 - nightlynutria (04/06/2013) [-]
I love it!

thanks for sharing
#194 to #7 - Mateos (04/06/2013) [-]
where's the gif from friend?
#213 to #194 - thehumor (04/06/2013) [-]
The movie Ferngully   
   
Great film
The movie Ferngully

Great film
#212 to #7 - thecrazedtortes ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
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#10 to #7 - amuzen (04/06/2013) [-]
you make it sound like some people are just inherently born with a certain set of conditions that gives them the power to kill and cause harm but everyone is born with the potential to do just about anything.
User avatar #13 to #10 - zzzebror (04/06/2013) [-]
Some people are born with medical conditions affecting their mind.
Some people have an environment which affects them badly.

These kinds of people are most of the non-military killers. Of course there will always be accidents/self-defense etc; but most people actually dont have the mentality to kill others. If you think so, I think that you may perhaps be a psychopath?
User avatar #129 to #13 - bigmanfifty (04/06/2013) [-]
We all have the ability to do terrible things. Just look at history.

You think the German people were 'inherently' Nazi-ish? nope.
#153 to #129 - anon (04/06/2013) [-]
Interesting fact (I'm not trying to sound like an asshole here, sorry if I come over as one)!
Group mentality, when a large enough group is gathered (5 people under one leader for example), the leader of the group becomes main focus. If the focus can get people to smile, laugh or (most importantly) agree with him, the mentality of the group becomes equal to that of a three year old (note importance of internet here).
No one wants to be the one saying "You're wrong."
It also has something to do with the enviroment you grow up in (germany was poor untill Hitler took the power).

TLDR: Group mind of a three year old and enviroment you grow up in. Pre nazi-germany poor, Nazi-germany, economical power. No one wanted to say "NO!" to the ruling power.

TLDR: No one wants to say no when nazis can kill you for saying so.
User avatar #157 to #153 - bigmanfifty (04/06/2013) [-]
exactly. Hitler gave the German people substantial economic growth (after years of austerity).

If you make people rich, they will worship you.
User avatar #159 to #129 - condormcninja (04/06/2013) [-]
The Germans who became Nazis were inherently Nazi-ish.
User avatar #182 to #159 - bigmanfifty (04/06/2013) [-]
nah, people are the products of their environment. There is no 'inherently' when it comes to human nature apart from our baser instincts, which we ALL possess.
User avatar #134 to #13 - guymandude (04/06/2013) [-]
And then there's the Texas clocktower shooter guy, who had a tumor the diameter of a nickel pressing on the emotion center of his brain. Was a perfectly normal guy until he got the tumor. Afterwards he was always angry, irrational, scared, and violent. He wrote in his suicide note that someone should open up his head to find out "what had went wrong" and made him change so much. Sure enough they found the tumor.
User avatar #49 to #10 - dayasalion (04/06/2013) [-]
i have an adopted cousin who was given up by his original family at a young age. The mom and family were poor and drug addicts, though alot of them were musically talented. He never knew anything about his real family growing up and yet he was always drawn to music and even drugs. His adopted parents are rich and tried to provide for him as much as he could, but instead he threw it all away and ran away at 18 and became pretty much a bum that plays guitar and begs for money so he can buy drugs. As much as i'd like to agree with you that a person can become anything. I now also believe that some things are almost buried in your DNA and you can never run away from them.
User avatar #111 to #7 - hydraetis (04/06/2013) [-]
First off, I agree with you completely.

Secondly, **** YEA FERN GULLY
User avatar #150 to #7 - windorigins (04/06/2013) [-]
And comic books, don't forget comic books...
#20 to #7 - fudale (04/06/2013) [-]
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#19 to #7 - toughactintinactin (04/06/2013) [-]
Here have a wallpaper
#6 - asasqw ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
See its you people who go an make a bad name for the rest of us.
#8 to #6 - neoexdeath ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
...Did I remember to set up the Hay Cart?

...Pretty sure I remembered to set up the Hay Cart...
User avatar #16 to #8 - baaltomekk (04/06/2013) [-]
That's no problem. The camera wouldn't stand so high above him if there wasn't a hay cart in place
#170 to #115 - japfapper (04/06/2013) [-]
I got 69 problems and bitches are not one

-Lil Wayne
#42 - thebiscitking (04/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #69 - Bravechampion (04/06/2013) [-]
Something I noticed the other day: Video games do make my rather violent and angry towards other people, but its not from the game play, but from coming in contact with so many completely idiotic people online who make me hate the human race.
User avatar #75 to #69 - codyxvasco (04/06/2013) [-]
So it's not the videogames, it's the idiocy.
#141 to #15 - notae (04/06/2013) [-]
Getting "tired" of your spelling you gloriously robed bastard.
#57 to #15 - anon (04/06/2013) [-]
Getting tired of your sex scandals pope.
#89 - anon (04/06/2013) [-]
How insecure do you have to be to want everyone's belief abolished but your own? Its a shame we aren't living the brave new world everyone keeps talking about. It's like we traded in closed mindedness and bigotry in for the exact same thing.
User avatar #107 to #89 - habanaro (04/06/2013) [-]
I think this is more speaking to how children find religion boring. At least, all the kids I"ve encountered think the bible is pretty far from entertaining (unless you read it to them as dramatically as possible and its one of the more gory/badass stories from the OT).
User avatar #114 to #107 - nucularwar (04/06/2013) [-]
I don't know about that, I used to read the old Testament because it was more interesting than the sermons. All the fighting and killing.
User avatar #116 to #114 - habanaro (04/06/2013) [-]
The entire OT isn't war and killing. I found that many kids I taught would start in Gensis and get bogged down in genealogies and history. Or they would end up in one of the minor prophets or, even worse, Song of Solomon (that's always fun to explain).
Also, if their parents were the type that enforced reading of the bible, which some families do, that's way different than reading it on your own for entertainment.
That's the way I see it, anyway.
User avatar #117 to #116 - nucularwar (04/06/2013) [-]
that makes sense, I probably skipped the boring parts
#112 to #89 - anon (04/06/2013) [-]
The bible WAS their belief, ******* .
#167 - fooljamable (04/06/2013) [-]
This Blue name thing is gonna turn into some weird hierarchy system, with the newer people getting 			****		 on...Just realised
This Blue name thing is gonna turn into some weird hierarchy system, with the newer people getting **** on...Just realised
User avatar #202 to #167 - gingeraletwo (04/06/2013) [-]
But just because the account is newer, that doesnt mean the user is new to the site. I've been here since '09, but this account is fairly new. (I lost my old password)
#210 to #202 - headhunternl (04/06/2013) [-]
People don't care about that, if you're from 09 you should know better.
User avatar #219 to #210 - gingeraletwo (04/07/2013) [-]
Good point
#23 - unicornswag (04/06/2013) [-]
Every goddamn time somebody posts a quote from a comedian it turns out to be an atheistic line or some anti-bible 			********		, as if funnyjunk suddenly became reddit    
   
not picking any side here, just tired of it
Every goddamn time somebody posts a quote from a comedian it turns out to be an atheistic line or some anti-bible ******** , as if funnyjunk suddenly became reddit

not picking any side here, just tired of it

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#217 to #23 - anon (04/07/2013) [-]
They don't even pick good comedians. "O LURK!! RICKAY JERVAYS!!! HE IS R FUNNEE!!!"
#27 to #23 - unholyjebus (04/06/2013) [-]
I don't think this is as common as you think for example I've seen quite a few Tim Minchin posts on here which aren't related to religion (a large proportion of his stand up is about religion). Also Ricky Gervais is a known person to get involved with this subject yet many quotes from him; don't remember one being about religion though You just think it's a lot since you really pay attention and notice it when it does happens.
#37 - wizlock (04/06/2013) [-]
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religion
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#24 - molestingbabys (04/06/2013) [-]
i just want to see what kind of blue my name is...
User avatar #33 to #24 - zvon (04/06/2013) [-]
you call that blue?
<-- my name is blue!
User avatar #40 to #33 - savirleo (04/06/2013) [-]
Hello there
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User avatar #34 to #33 - molestingbabys (04/06/2013) [-]
in my defense... in my funnyjunk career i was #378 in comment rank... so you could say i'm a pretty big deal.

still my greatest accomplishment in my life... :(
#83 to #34 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (04/06/2013) [-]
Formerly #79, I feel your pain good sir.
User avatar #36 to #34 - zvon (04/06/2013) [-]
I can write in greenish gray!

I want different color :(
User avatar #99 to #24 - OsamaBinLadenz (04/06/2013) [-]
I just noticed this today. New addition?
Also would like to see why kind of blue mine is
User avatar #100 to #99 - OsamaBinLadenz (04/06/2013) [-]
That ****** dark blue. Must say, I like it. It's smexy. Colored text would be swell, too.
User avatar #124 to #100 - homedog (04/06/2013) [-]
I believe it gets darker depending on how much of an old fag your account is <_< as I have made almost no contribution to the site and am dark blue
User avatar #59 - zorororonoa (04/06/2013) [-]
At least he wasn't pretending to be Sub Zero.
#1 - toastersburnthings (04/05/2013) [-]
**toastersburnthings rolled a random image posted in comment #1455212 at Friendly **

<--parents' fw
User avatar #12 - angelious (04/06/2013) [-]
games dont CAUSE violent behavior

but they do BOOST the EXISTING violent behavior
aka if you are unstable kid with issues it would not be smart to play violent video games as those might give you ideas.


#30 - icametocomment (04/06/2013) [-]
MFW religious debates online
#45 to #30 - zekeon ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
&gt;mfw
>mfw
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#67 to #35 - icametocomment (04/06/2013) [-]
I've been looking for that gif.
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User avatar #110 - jinjo (04/06/2013) [-]
He has a point, but I don't think this is bible-hating as much a it is pointing out blatant hypocrisy.
#61 - zzitro (04/06/2013) [-]
But didn't he break his brothers arm because they played the game?   
Im not saying its a bad thing.  Children will imitate violence regardless of where it comes from; and he could have broken his arm playing tag.  That being said the video game was still the cause.
But didn't he break his brothers arm because they played the game?
Im not saying its a bad thing. Children will imitate violence regardless of where it comes from; and he could have broken his arm playing tag. That being said the video game was still the cause.
#96 to #61 - anon (04/06/2013) [-]
shut up you're causing a logical argument
User avatar #102 to #61 - angelmatvey (04/06/2013) [-]
I agree, the video game was the cause in this case. But admitting this might've caused their games to be taken away forever, which is about as logical as not letting the kid play outside ever again because he broke his brother's arm playing tag once.
User avatar #179 - hawaiianman ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
the ***** with the blue names?
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