Dear Satan. .. >Is Satan >Still has Christmas lights up for the birth of his mortal enemy's son. wat Dear Satan >Is >Still has Christmas lights up for the birth of his mortal enemy's son wat
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#1 - epicpedo
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(04/05/2013) [-]
>Is Satan
>Still has Christmas lights up for the birth of his mortal enemy's son.

wat
#2 to #1 - worstposter
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(04/05/2013) [-]
pretty sure that isn't xmas lights though
#3 to #2 - epicpedo
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(04/05/2013) [-]
Oh? What are they?
#4 to #3 - worstposter
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(04/05/2013) [-]
idunno, possibly... lights?
#10 to #4 - combatmonkey
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(04/06/2013) [-]
Satan just has flashy colorful lights on his house for christmas?
#93 to #1 - anon
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(04/06/2013) [-]
Santa has a son and is Satan's mortal enemy?
#8 to #1 - lordlucifer
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(04/06/2013) [-]
You got something against holidays?!
#116 to #1 - baconrainbow
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(04/06/2013) [-]
Depending on which version you're going by, Satan loved God and was one of God's most beloved angels, but when God told Satan to bow before Man he could not because the man was undeserving and had had pained God so much. When Satan rebelled against God he cast him out.

I only remember all of this because it's most of Supernatural's plot >.>
Don't judge me
#27 to #1 - panaceaoverdose **User deleted account**
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#81 to #1 - bulbakip
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(04/06/2013) [-]
It's his nephew's birthday. why not?
It's his nephew's birthday. why not?
#82 to #1 - josephwolfe
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(04/06/2013) [-]
Satan isn't a bad sport, just because he tortures people for all of eternity
#36 to #1 - chaosnazo
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(04/06/2013) [-]
Christmas is originally a pagan tradition
#53 to #36 - darthblam
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(04/06/2013) [-]
Not Christmas itself, just the holiday's timing.
#63 to #53 - coolcalx
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(04/06/2013) [-]
^this
the pagan festival was a celebration of the winter solstice.
the catholic church decided to add the birth of Jesus at the same time so that the pagans could also worship this. Christmas wasn't the pagan holiday, the winter solstice celebration was.
#127 to #63 - thetellerofstories
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(04/06/2013) [-]
the catholic church actually used christmas to catch and persecute pagans, all the good little christians would be in church while the pagans would be in the forests decorating trees in offering to the forest gods to protect them through the rest of winter.
#17 to #1 - evigvinter
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(04/06/2013) [-]
true sportsmanship
#5 to #1 - tojimajia
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(04/06/2013) [-]
satan wasn't really the jerk, and never has been. it was god (according to the bible)
#76 to #5 - anon
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(04/06/2013) [-]
are you stupid? You know what Satan did to Job? Yeah, the only reason he doesn't do that to every single person on the planet is that God prevents him from doing that. I love how you pretend to know the Bible.
#108 to #76 - benotter
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(04/06/2013) [-]
No, the only reason he doesn't do that is because death via a divine entity is not a natural death, and cannot be judged fairly based fairly, as the life was interrupted by a non-human force, putting him into lower levels of heaven for not having a chance to possibly redeem himself. Satan was given free rule over the earth, so God could prove humans are good at heart, instead of murderous beings.


Satan's ultimate insult is that he uses Gods system to condemn people to hell, to corrupt them, and not intervene.
#130 to #108 - tojimajia
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(04/07/2013) [-]
a good point, also i love it when people get mad over the internet.
#7 - djequalizee
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(04/06/2013) [-]
#40 to #7 - gjsmothefirst
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#123 to #40 - djequalizee
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(04/06/2013) [-]
I think you need a new pair of spectacles
#54 - spangle
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(04/06/2013) [-]
#34 - samoaspider ONLINE
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(04/06/2013) [-]
Satan looks like a pretty chill guy to me
Satan looks like a pretty chill guy to me
#72 to #34 - zelyx
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(04/06/2013) [-]
Well, he's the punisher of the evil, so how bad can he be?
#11 - PartyPanda
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(04/06/2013) [-]
"You'll shoot yer eye out!"
#45 to #11 - atwfoomn
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(04/06/2013) [-]
#15 - jaevel ONLINE
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#91 - galkawhm
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(04/06/2013) [-]
Kid's FW he delivers the presents.
Kid's FW he delivers the presents.
#52 - zorororonoa
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(04/06/2013) [-]
I've never seen Satan depicted as a faun before. Look pretty cool
#74 to #52 - arsyro
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(04/06/2013) [-]
Well the goat is the sign for the devil so that may explain it
#78 to #52 - crazyolitis
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(04/06/2013) [-]
If I remember correctly, one of Christianity's greatest adversaries in the ancient days was a religion with Baphomet, God of balance. So, in order to prevent people from going to the Dark side other religion, they made good ol' Lucifer look like Baphomet. But that could also be just a giant pile of crap.
#60 to #52 - sonicg
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(04/06/2013) [-]
Really? I've seen him depicted as such countless times.
#69 to #60 - leetpwnzer
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(04/06/2013) [-]
I thought that was the most known depiction of Satan there was.
#71 to #69 - sonicg
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(04/06/2013) [-]
So did I.
#75 to #71 - zorororonoa
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(04/06/2013) [-]
guess I'm just stupid
#41 - gjsmothefirst
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(04/06/2013) [-]
DAAADD WHERE'S MAH IG JOES??!!