We lucky Europeans. . Harm Korean Mirelle ranges Maximum / E Medan; t, E ' gamma Source: Council for Foreign Relations. US: So this is the area they can hit? UN: Yeah US: Remind me again why I'm supposed to care? everyone inside that circle. UN: But Alaska- US: Alaska. UN: But- U
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#14 - doddythechef (04/05/2013) [-]
my tea is safe !!
#16 to #14 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (04/05/2013) [-]
I'm feeling pretty confident about this whole world war 3 thing gents, maybe we should sit this one out seing as how we're on the other side of the 			*******		 world
I'm feeling pretty confident about this whole world war 3 thing gents, maybe we should sit this one out seing as how we're on the other side of the ******* world
User avatar #21 to #16 - mrsonicrainboom (04/06/2013) [-]
well im uber safe, im from wales, i mean, who'd nuke the valleys? well unless they hold a grudge agianst sheep
#203 to #21 - Rascal (04/06/2013) [-]
I'm from Wales too.... There are still some cities here after alI guess.
User avatar #212 to #203 - mrsonicrainboom (04/06/2013) [-]
well yea but its not like they are gonna nuke the valleys, the city's maybe, but not the valleys
#17 to #16 - cousin ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
#6 - ianus (04/05/2013) [-]
"And now we have nuclear winter and everyones dead, except australia"

www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end
User avatar #159 to #6 - cjasper (04/06/2013) [-]
and everyone is Australia will still be sitting back with a stubby...
#258 to #6 - Rascal (04/09/2013) [-]
The Nuclear Winter is just a theory
#47 to #6 - Rascal (04/06/2013) [-]
******* kangaroos
User avatar #19 - Maroon (04/06/2013) [-]
US: So this is the area they can hit?
UN: Yeah
US: Remind me again why I'm supposed to care? **** everyone inside that circle.
UN: But Alaska-
US: **** Alaska.
UN: But-
US: **** . Alaska.
UN: Well, Japan is in-
US: They already got it twice, what's one more?
User avatar #240 to #19 - Maroon (04/07/2013) [-]
Why is my name dark blue?
User avatar #76 to #19 - antisocialtwilight (04/06/2013) [-]
Doesn't Alaska have a ******** of America's oil? That'd be pretty bad if it were destroyed.
#29 to #19 - leotjynx (04/06/2013) [-]
******* lost it at "They already got hit twice"
#135 to #19 - Rascal (04/06/2013) [-]
DON'T YOU TOUCH JAPAN!
#136 to #135 - holyknighthun (04/06/2013) [-]
Whats wrong with nuclear bombs?

You may get real tentacles to rape loli college girls and **** .
#222 to #19 - Rascal (04/06/2013) [-]
UN: but... my new Tv...
User avatar #24 to #19 - torchrose (04/06/2013) [-]
Funniest thing I've seen today, thumb for you sir
#30 to #19 - falloutfanatic ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
" **** Alaska"

******* gold
#167 to #30 - pixar (04/06/2013) [-]
Gold rush Alaska
#1 - shagtastic (04/05/2013) [-]
Woo! Canada's clear
User avatar #27 to #1 - misticalz ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
Nuclear winds would **** us up.
#4 to #1 - toastersburnthings (04/05/2013) [-]
Alaska's ****** though.
pic related if the missiles somehow hit over here in jersey.
#8 to #4 - PFSquirrel (04/05/2013) [-]
****		 yeah Jersey.
**** yeah Jersey.
#9 to #8 - toastersburnthings (04/05/2013) [-]
Brofist.   
*realizes there's no brofist pics in folder*   
Here, take this instead.
Brofist.
*realizes there's no brofist pics in folder*
Here, take this instead.
#26 - markusantonius (04/06/2013) [-]
How Brits feel about the situation .
#73 to #26 - Rascal (04/06/2013) [-]
*How everyone feels about the situation*
User avatar #23 - olimpa (04/06/2013) [-]
how abooooouuuuut nuclear submarines, jus' sayin'
User avatar #66 to #23 - schnizel (04/06/2013) [-]
Two NK subs have gona missing.
Just sayin....
#169 to #66 - Rascal (04/06/2013) [-]
North Korea has the largest submarine fleet on the planet. They are all diesels but they can still do damage
#210 to #23 - lunarflare (04/06/2013) [-]
Cuz North Korea can afford a submarine.
User avatar #43 to #23 - UA partay (04/06/2013) [-]
You mean the US ones already surrounding North Korea?
#25 to #23 - mikefj (04/06/2013) [-]
or nuclear canoes
#48 to #25 - chism (04/06/2013) [-]
Canadians have that covered
#110 to #25 - Rascal (04/06/2013) [-]
was that dummy some form of propaganda?
because it's bad
it's just pointless, he's not doing anything baby-ish .
it's like adding some gay pride top on him for no reason
#3 - randomserb (04/05/2013) [-]
Ahh, piss.
#18 to #3 - Rascal (04/06/2013) [-]
this I scountry were everthing is deangpru image deathclaw would be from here
User avatar #34 to #3 - breakfastskippa ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
Its only gonna hit Darwin in the slightest.
User avatar #55 to #34 - defensive (04/06/2013) [-]
I don't thinks thats too much of a loss anyway.
User avatar #56 to #55 - breakfastskippa ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
Full of crocodiles too.
User avatar #93 to #3 - zaxzwim (04/06/2013) [-]
ahh it's only Darwin, besides the spiders should take care of it
#105 - Rascal (04/06/2013) [-]
Kim Jong Un has Nodong.
User avatar #106 to #105 - mtandy (04/06/2013) [-]
False, he has 2 taepodongs in fact.
User avatar #109 to #106 - toastandbananas (04/06/2013) [-]
i also like korean food, i have 3 kimchis
#75 - fistoftheaxis (04/06/2013) [-]
MFW I live in that tiny part on the south of India sticking outside of missile radius.
#81 to #75 - inzanityinc (04/06/2013) [-]
I assume you realize that the distance is preliminary and possibly have a -+ of a few km.. I also assume that the range described is more of a guideline for more predictable impacts, but thats just a guess..
#112 to #81 - budokai (04/06/2013) [-]
way to rain on his parade!
#164 - negitivzero (04/06/2013) [-]
NOOO ALASAKAAAAA.... wait Sarah Palin lives there...
NOOO ALASAKAAAAA.... wait Sarah Palin lives there...
#62 - worldinthebest (04/06/2013) [-]
****		... I'm from Alaska...
**** ... I'm from Alaska...
#63 to #62 - bazda (04/06/2013) [-]
I wouldn't lose any sleep over it, buddy.
User avatar #64 to #63 - worldinthebest (04/06/2013) [-]
Meh I'm not. I just feel like it's ****** . If it were to get to us the rest of the country wouldn't care.
User avatar #69 to #64 - applecows (04/06/2013) [-]
Just become part of Canada. We care. We'll send you some apology letters and maple syrup.
User avatar #70 to #69 - worldinthebest (04/06/2013) [-]
People down here in the lower 48 consider us Canadian anyway. Lol
User avatar #71 to #70 - applecows (04/06/2013) [-]
Well welcome to Canada. Your climate is the same so enjoy the same things as before.
#72 to #71 - worldinthebest (04/06/2013) [-]
Woo! Dual Citizenship!
Woo! Dual Citizenship!
#65 to #64 - bazda (04/06/2013) [-]
True. Most people wouldn't care. Shame too, Alaska is a ******* awesome place.
User avatar #68 to #65 - worldinthebest (04/06/2013) [-]
It is. I lived there from the day I was born till the day I left for college. It's definitely a great place to call home.
#15 - Enriss ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
Huh, they could hit Iran. Maybe kill each other. That'd be pretty cool.
#126 - thearcher (04/06/2013) [-]
"Nodong"? No wonder he has it out for Obama!

No dong....
User avatar #133 to #126 - toughactintinactin (04/06/2013) [-]
huehuehue
User avatar #121 - ipostcheesepizza (04/06/2013) [-]
I don't get this. Surely, the nuclear fallout would just **** up everything, anyway.
User avatar #125 to #121 - tls ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
Well considering how it's a ****** , low-yield device if anything, it wouldn't. If the radioactive fallout ****** up everything (I assume you mean everything as in **** the world up), we'd be ******* mutants right now. Before the Partial Nuclear Test Ban in 1963, we tested nukes in atmosphere, because what could go wrong? At 12 different sites there were at least 29 nuclear detonations, in-atmosphere. All of which were more powerful than the weapon North Korea could produce. Fallout isn't as scary as some people think, it becomes a major factor when it's ******* Armageddon and nukes are glassing the planet.
User avatar #129 to #125 - ipostcheesepizza (04/06/2013) [-]
Oh. I was under the assumption that any modern nuclear devices could put the world in a nuclear winter a.k.a. **** up everything, but I had no idea that North Korea had ****** nukes. It's funny how I come to a site to laugh, and yet I find out about nuclear capabilities... Now that we're on the subject, have there been any nuclear detonations outside of the atmosphere?
User avatar #236 to #129 - tls ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
I don't believe there's been a detonation outside of the atmosphere. Simply because, why? If our knowledge of EMP is accurate, a testing like that would **** up so much **** , it'd be far worse than an in-atmosphere test. They changed to underground detonations after the '63 treaty. Take a look at some pictures of Nevada or Siberian test sites, it's quite interesting.

The thing about modern nukes is that they're predominately "tactical" nukes. Where they are not made to lay waste to as large an area as possible, but to utterly ******** much more specific (and therefore smaller) areas. Such as missile silos, command and control centers, bunker systems, supply depots, etc. Targets that are in somewhat close proximity to friendly front-line troops. The area of effect is much smaller, but retains the lethality of a larger nuclear device.
User avatar #238 to #236 - tls ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
Scratch that, there have been 17 nuclear devices detonated at high altitude/outer space. 9 of which qualify as "Outer space" detonations at heights above 100km.

And because I'm the curious kind of guy, by the "official" count of nuclear tests of nations that have made said tests(or at least made official statements saying so), there have been 2,075 nuclear test detonations to date.
User avatar #134 to #129 - toughactintinactin (04/06/2013) [-]
None that i know of. Bikini Atoll is were a lot of the US testing was done. The Russians had their own testing site which i can't think of the name of off the top of my head. Look up the "Tsar Bomba" Its a 57 megaton hydrogen bomb detonated by the soviet union in 1961. It was 10 times as powerful as all the conventional explosives in WW2 combined.
User avatar #237 to #134 - tls ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
Bikini Atoll, Eniwetok Islands, and the Johnston Islands were the main U.S. nuclear testing grounds in the Pacific, plus the Nevada desert for underground testing. Russia used the Siberian tundra and Novaya Zemlya island off their Northern coast for their nukes.
#51 - socalpunk ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
#181 - WolfRider (04/06/2013) [-]
welp   
sorry alaska
welp
sorry alaska
User avatar #185 to #181 - gameshredder (04/06/2013) [-]
What's worth blowing up over there?
User avatar #194 to #185 - WolfRider (04/06/2013) [-]
snow
#61 - memescomefromb (04/06/2013) [-]
Made this for a NK post awhile ago..
Kim Jong Un, and his nuclear missile.. NO DONG
User avatar #117 to #61 - hokeymon ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
why does the missile have a butt.
#211 to #117 - memescomefromb (04/06/2013) [-]
It's a dick..
#173 - sigmatempus (04/06/2013) [-]
Do people in Europe get a light show?
#149 - ncisagentgibbs **User deleted account** (04/06/2013) [-]
At least if Alaska goes, Sarah Palin goes with it...
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