Creepy Mall Guy. . there is a man who always shows up at the mall near me and he wears really weird clothes and has a light up belt buckle and stuff and i found

Creepy Mall Guy

there is a man who always shows up
at the mall near me and he wears
really weird clothes and has a light
up belt buckle and stuff and i found a
facebook page for him with almost
Creepy mall guy
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#6 - buzzin like a bee (04/06/2013) [-]
My towns local celebrity for a while was a sassy french jesus. Not even joking.
User avatar #35 to #6 - pixar (04/06/2013) [-]
we got a few beautys in Welland
User avatar #66 to #6 - Stfuppercut (04/06/2013) [-]
is that the Perth Scarborough?
#95 to #6 - anonymoose ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
I saw this on the front page before. I'd say he's my local "street" celebrity.
#114 to #95 - anon (04/06/2013) [-]
violin strings are made of sheep guts. the more you know....
#112 to #95 - anon (04/06/2013) [-]
Someones from norn iron :P
User avatar #137 to #6 - izzscorpionx (04/06/2013) [-]
We live very close, hello random internet guy who lives close to me.
User avatar #171 to #6 - jewpiter (04/06/2013) [-]
Your's so blue. Are you the ultimate funnyjunker?
#33 to #6 - jojomats (04/06/2013) [-]
So are you going to the fair?
User avatar #151 to #33 - wooyoungkim (04/06/2013) [-]
I actually understood that reference
#7 to #6 - buzzin like a bee (04/06/2013) [-]
He was homeless and slept on a urine soaked mattress in a sleeping bag, pretty nice guy though.
User avatar #22 to #7 - killerliquid (04/06/2013) [-]
You live in England?
User avatar #110 to #22 - milthyfoustache (04/06/2013) [-]
Scarborough is in North Yorkshire so yeah he is unless he's talking about some other Scarborough. But looking at the above photo it definitely looks like England.
User avatar #197 to #110 - killerliquid (04/06/2013) [-]
There's a Scarborough in Canada so that's why I asked.
#3 - tiopico (04/06/2013) [-]
In my town, there is this guy we call "Quinta Feira"(means thursday), he is always drunk, and will always ask you a cigar, even if you passed by him 30 seconds ago.
#83 to #3 - anon (04/06/2013) [-]
He looks like Orlando Bloom
User avatar #104 to #83 - bluedwarf (04/06/2013) [-]
Anon what the **** ?!
#91 - iFail (04/06/2013) [-]
I'm disappointed, Scottish funnyjunkers, why haven't any of you posted about Bongo Terry?

We have this guy called Bongo Terry who goes around the big cities/towns in central Scotland; Glasgow/Edinburgh/Stirling etc. He's a busker from Africa who'll stop playing his drum when you give him money to ask your name, then once you tell him your name, he incorporates in to his song. Total legend.
User avatar #94 to #91 - jigglepuff (04/06/2013) [-]
Every saturday in Buchanan street, what a ******* guy.
User avatar #126 to #91 - peggscott (04/06/2013) [-]
**** , Bongo Terry!! I gave him some money and he sang my name for like 5 minutes!!
User avatar #128 to #91 - trampballs (04/06/2013) [-]
What about the break dancing junkie in Glasgow?
User avatar #130 to #128 - iFail (04/06/2013) [-]
Can't say I'm through Glasgow enough to know who you're talking about. But I imagine after consumption of enough gear, every junkie thinks they can break dance.
#169 to #91 - thedumbledore (04/06/2013) [-]
I did post about the legend of Buchanan bongo man. LOVE this man. I had no idea what his name was, despite having had many a song from him.

User avatar #93 to #91 - flutterdashrainbow (04/06/2013) [-]
Bongo Terry is my best pal! Yay for Scottish Funnyjunkers!
#127 to #93 - peggscott (04/06/2013) [-]
What about the old raver in Glasgow? I'm pretty tight with him!!
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#138 to #87 - lolwutthef (04/06/2013) [-]
that's the kind of society i wanna live in...
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User avatar #101 to #88 - lilRican (04/06/2013) [-]
Well yea...
he became the king of an alien race what did you expect?
#13 - jugularj (04/06/2013) [-]
South Park Mall? Strongsville, Ohio?    
I know that man! I have seen him many many times before!   
Everytime I see him I get all giddy like I just saw the mall equivalent of bigfoot
South Park Mall? Strongsville, Ohio?

I know that man! I have seen him many many times before!

Everytime I see him I get all giddy like I just saw the mall equivalent of bigfoot
User avatar #158 to #13 - annaisocoolike (04/06/2013) [-]
i live in Mentor and he also goes to our mall and every other mall ive been to ive seen him. Our mall is mostly know for "creepy elvis guy" who is an alleged child molester who is at the mall every ******* day.
#199 to #158 - jugularj (04/06/2013) [-]
I wonder what would happen if the creepy mall guy ever crossed paths with the creepy elvis guy...
User avatar #188 to #13 - SheWolfie (04/06/2013) [-]
Now I realize the amount of FJers that live near me...
#200 to #188 - jugularj (04/06/2013) [-]
same here, it makes me feel not so alone in the world anymore
same here, it makes me feel not so alone in the world anymore
#19 to #13 - allion (04/06/2013) [-]
I live in Ohio! Where's this at? I have to go there!
I live in Ohio! Where's this at? I have to go there!
#21 to #19 - jugularj (04/06/2013) [-]
its in northeast ohio, somewhat near cleveland. If you ever go you'll probably see him, hes there just about everytime I go. theres rumors that hes an undercover security guard there
#29 to #21 - collagemintjelly (04/06/2013) [-]
Its actually at the beachwood mall in Beachwood, ohio....i have a picure with him
#36 to #32 - jugularj (04/06/2013) [-]
how is this possible? I thought southpark was his natural habitat. He must wander from mall to mall as a kind of migration habit
#37 to #36 - collagemintjelly (04/06/2013) [-]
haha! its all the north eastern ohio malls and one time i saw him at a baseball game
#52 to #37 - anon (04/06/2013) [-]
He goes to football games and **** all the time.

The story with the malls is that he supposedly owns a couple strip clubs around town. He visits all of the malls in the area looking for new chicks to come strip at them.

Supposedly. No idea if it's true or not, but it's the story he gave my cousin and I.

jugularj, so you know too.
User avatar #80 to #37 - senortrollbad (04/06/2013) [-]
I live in Parma. He used to always go to Parmatown, but now that place is **** , so I go to Southpark and see him there all the time. He goes to all the malls in the area, and he goes to every Indians game. I have a couple pictures with him, he's a pretty doggin dude.
#160 to #21 - allion (04/06/2013) [-]
that's not too far from me! I'm in Dayton   
I wanna go there now
that's not too far from me! I'm in Dayton
I wanna go there now
User avatar #115 to #21 - powellrebecca (04/06/2013) [-]
dude.... i live in western PA... ever hear of Hillsville? or New Castle?
User avatar #58 to #13 - hellproof (04/06/2013) [-]
I live literally 2 minutes away and have been there multiple times and have never seen this man, I'm going hunting for him tomorrow and i will bring back his head, or a picture of his head and my head together so i can be famous... love me
#57 - sheepysquirrel (04/06/2013) [-]
I don't have a picture like everyone else but there is a homeless guy in my town named "Sergeant" (as we call him) he is an ex-marine and here are two stories about him.

My brother was sitting on the porch, Sergeant pops up from the alley.
"Come here private!" he shouts. My brother stands up and says "The **** you say?", Sergeant replies "Come here Corporal!" (he changes your rank a lot) and my brother walks over. He (still talking loudly) says 'YOU EVER THINK OF JOINING THE MARINES?!" my brother just stands there. Sergeant then flexes his arms (this dude was ripped) and says "LOOK AT THIS! (pointing at his bicep) THIS IS WHAT THE MARINES DOES! MAKES YOU A MAN!" he ends up talking with my brother for a good 30 minutes about how he should join the marines before shaking my brothers hand and walking off into the sunset.

A few weeks later, none of us entirely believed him about Sergeant until he showed up that night. We were sitting on a friend porch and here comes Sergeant stomping down the street. He says "ANY OF YOU GOT BEER?!" we did not but he said "No problem!" and pulls one out of his pocket. He sits with us telling us stories about being a Marine. (I do not recall them but he said he was in some jungle at some point) He constantly says "CONFIRM OR DENY PRIVATE?!" (changing the rank) when he says things. He told us he grew up somewhere in new york and after telling us how they always gave each other nicknames he turns to me and says "Yours would be...Asshole Detour Indian".

That was a good night..
#198 to #57 - anon (04/06/2013) [-]
There are no ex Marines.
Semper Fi.
#8 - unicornsoncrack (04/06/2013) [-]
There is this guy in my town who rides his bike around the bus station in a dress every once in awhile screaming, "Lick my sweaty, shaven nutsack."
#136 to #8 - jordanthebored ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
it may be because im still hungover
but this made me loose my ****
User avatar #11 to #8 - skeetonamber (04/06/2013) [-]
************ i bet he doesn't even shave his nutsack
#59 - linktheherooftime (04/06/2013) [-]
I saw this on the guy's Facebook page.
#26 - Temari (04/06/2013) [-]
There is a dude in my area (GTA, greater toronto area) who wear bunny ears.

He's a full grown, decent sized man who wears bright pink bunny ears.

He eats in the McDonalds in Whitby and Oshawa, playing chess (with himself, and with a bunch of rule books). He also goes to the mall (Oshawa Centre) and walks around.

Since it was just Easter, he fit in.

No one in the area knows why he wears them. Rumours spread like wildfire, here are some of the popular theories:
-His daughter died on Easter, and he wears them in her honour
-His daughter died (not necessarily on Easter) and she loved bunnies, so he wears them in his honour
-He does it to be funny
-He's just ******* insane

People say he's calm, non-violent and approachable. He doesn't bother anyone, but he's a local legend.

There also used to be a guy who hung out randomly in public, just standing around, who would wear a pink ballet suit, tutu and all, pantyhose, ballet flats, and sometimes had a wand. He was a big guy with a full grey beard. He was absolutely crazy and homeless, and would often be in the local mental institute near the lake. His name was apparently Terry, and he was called Terry (the) Fairy. I've google "terry the fairy whitby/oshawa" and nothing comes up, but he was a sight to see. He died before camera phones were popular, so any pictures taken would have been **** anyhow.

Google "bunny/rabbit ears Oshawa/Whitby" and you'll find discussions about him and his craziness.
Pic related, it's him.
#53 to #26 - HOLYCARP (04/06/2013) [-]
This man does not like people, and hates having to work for a living.
So, he wears bunny ears on his head to get welfare cheques from the government because he pretends to be insane, and people won't bother him because they think he's insane.

******* brilliant.
#215 to #26 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
I see this guy occasionally, usually at the mall or the Stevenson Walmart McD's. On another note, does anyone else ever see the old couple who wear matching black CSI jackets and hats? I've seen them at the OC food court a number of times over the years. Must be big fans of the show.
User avatar #216 to #215 - Temari (10/01/2015) [-]
I've seen them. My mother is a banker and she knows them, she says that they're okay people but they're both nutcases and I'm pretty sure that one of them is missing an arm.
User avatar #27 to #26 - Temari (04/06/2013) [-]
Also, some people say he's a nice, hilarious guy who always has a joke ready to tell.
Some say he's homeless, while some say he has a lovely home (but he just likes walking around Whitby/Oshawa all day, and taking public transport)
Some people say he refuses to talk about the ears, and some people say he tells the full story (whether its a dead daughter, or to be funny, whatever)

Either way, I think he's a cool dude.
#86 to #27 - anon (04/06/2013) [-]
Why not ask him about them?
User avatar #156 to #86 - Temari (04/06/2013) [-]
Im not the kind of person to approach random crazy people and ask them why they do stuff. I might some day.
#207 to #156 - anon (07/10/2014) [-]
He is actually quite rude and went off in Burger King(Oshawa) one day, saying all older people or seniors are a waste and dreg on society and they should be all sent to homes, he never had a daughter, he is just a weirdo, lots of them in oshawa
User avatar #208 to #207 - Temari (07/11/2014) [-]
Really? Damn...
#85 to #26 - anon (04/06/2013) [-]
I know Im just anon, but to see a comment from someone that lives relatively close to myself( I assume) Is oddly epic. I guess it's just the whole "the internet is too big to find people nearby" kinda feeling ahaha. Dundas and Anderson st is a generalized address for my humble abode! Bunny ears man I've spoken to before is quite an interesting man to attempt striking a conversation with. Of course I'm not going to blatantly ask whats with the ears but I wouldn't say it's because he's insane. He speaks with a mellow intellectual tone and mentality. It pisses me off when I see kids making a mockery of him. As if he's a clown. Of course..what else to expect from a town full of swaggots.
#211 to #85 - anon (05/05/2015) [-]
He actually wears them because his daughter put them on his head saying don't take these off until I get home and his wife and daughter got into a car accident so she never came home and he never took them off
#213 to #211 - anon (08/16/2015) [-]
Nope that is wrong. My brother is in the army and he asks the darndest things. He approached him one day. Talked. Asked about the ears. Apparently the man is a registered sex offender of children. He request to see his card which the man did. Basically he is punishing himself for his bad decisions, hence why people laugh at him and doesn't care because he knows he deserves it. Love all these rumours. But don't worry. My brother didn't give him shift. Moved on.
#214 to #213 - anon (08/29/2015) [-]
Calling Bull on that. Registered sex offenders don't carry cards in Canada.
User avatar #157 to #85 - Temari (04/06/2013) [-]
Im around the Pringle Creek area, cool!

And yeah, he actually seems like a nice guy. Some day, I'll talk to him. Good to know he won't, like, bite me or something.
#205 to #157 - anon (03/21/2014) [-]
I said hello to him tonight at the OC and asked him who was winning the chess game, apparently it was a stalemate. He has a calm voice and sounded like he had a british accent
User avatar #206 to #205 - Temari (03/21/2014) [-]
Legit? Haha, that's awesome!
#209 to #206 - anon (02/19/2015) [-]
I really want to know more about bunny ear man tbh. I've been looking forever on the internet but to no avail. I think next time I see him I'm going to go hand him a mcdonalds gift card as that seems to be a very common place for him haha!
User avatar #210 to #209 - Temari (02/19/2015) [-]
Haha good idea. Please let me know what happens. I've always thought that I might just get a small group of friends and go talk to him. From what I've heard from various people, he's funny and nice, so I'm sure the conversation would be pleasant. Maybe I'll give him a card at Easter time, lol.
#67 - guitarnigger (04/06/2013) [-]
In my town there´s a pretty much bizarre hobo, people call him ¨El butto¨. He spends the day chasing people running doggy style and grabbing their asses. If you try to kick him, he stands up and starts slapping your ass until you give him a cigarette. Pic related, that´s him.
User avatar #181 to #67 - grundo (04/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #75 to #67 - iBlondie (04/06/2013) [-]
Why isn't he arrested? Just curious... And where do you live so I can never visit there?
#81 to #75 - guitarnigger (04/06/2013) [-]
cause none of his ¨victims¨ wants him arrested. I´ve never seen him, but I´ve been told people go and talk to him and he´s really charismatic. You´re having a nice conversation with him, then out of nowhere he gets on the floor and starts crawling, pretending to just go and spank someone´s ass. TFW
User avatar #84 to #75 - guitarnigger (04/06/2013) [-]
btw, he lives in mazatlan, mexico.
#69 to #67 - redsalsa (04/06/2013) [-]
that actually scares me; i feel fear
that actually scares me; i feel fear
#46 - dowlingbrothersinc (04/06/2013) [-]
****** CRAY.

Okay I'm done.
#47 to #46 - anon (04/06/2013) [-]
I was just about to post something like this...but less obsessive. Definitely the guy at South Park Mall.
User avatar #49 to #47 - dowlingbrothersinc (04/06/2013) [-]
My bad, I got excited. hahaha
User avatar #116 to #47 - powellrebecca (04/06/2013) [-]
south park mall, as in, Boardman Ohio?
#48 to #46 - anon (04/06/2013) [-]
https://www.facebook . com/pages/Creepy-mall-guy/166934266690564?fref=ts
#70 - leuser (04/06/2013) [-]
In my town, we have this guy we call "Tecate Man". I think you can figure out why.
User avatar #125 to #70 - rieskimo (04/06/2013) [-]
I wonder what kind of beer that man likes to drink.
#132 to #70 - desadaptado (04/06/2013) [-]
****		 daedra armor i want that 			****
**** daedra armor i want that ****
#39 - thedumbledore (04/06/2013) [-]
Everywhere has it's local hero it seems. Mine is this legend.
#161 to #39 - evilpowersjr (04/06/2013) [-]
Is it possible this is Bongo Terry from comment 91? Or is Bongo Terry this guy since he has more likes and therefore more validity?
Is it possible this is Bongo Terry from comment 91? Or is Bongo Terry this guy since he has more likes and therefore more validity?
User avatar #170 to #161 - thedumbledore (04/06/2013) [-]
It's the same man, yes. I don't think his real name is terry, most people just know him as the bongo man.
#73 - erotictentacle (04/06/2013) [-]
In a city close to me there's that homeless guy, he always dresses up like a woman and pushes around a baby wagon thingy full of baby puppets, usually like 8 or something.

no picture, i'm too afraid that his babies attack me when i take one
#107 to #73 - moonlitwolf (04/06/2013) [-]
This makes me think of Dirk Strider with all his creepy puppets e-e
User avatar #122 to #107 - erotictentacle (04/06/2013) [-]
but he isnt that old.
The fella i mean is old as **** , walks very bent and shakes for some reason all over all the time.
User avatar #202 to #122 - moonlitwolf (04/07/2013) [-]
yeah that's really creepy e-e
#71 - saladtongsofdeath (04/06/2013) [-]
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thats nothing.... last time i went to a warehouse rave in brooklyn, theres a guy named kevin carpet that rolls himself up in a carpet and lays in front of the entrance to have everyone step on him.... he gets mad at you if you walk over him
#193 to #71 - anon (04/06/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure that's the same guy that was on TV a few weeks ago talking about why he does it.
#196 to #193 - saladtongsofdeath (04/06/2013) [-]
why does he do it? i see him at EVERY rave in nyc
#78 - anon (04/06/2013) [-]
There's this older lady in my town that runs the streets naked and jumps into peoples trash cans. She's also on a website for registered sex-offenders.... We call her Aunt Diddles.
User avatar #34 - Whetstone (04/06/2013) [-]
My town has a 65 year old cross dresser with a british accent. He always rides a 70's bicycle. Although people think he's insane, he's actually very intelligent.
#163 - annaisocoolike (04/06/2013) [-]
in his natural habitat
#145 - anon (04/06/2013) [-]

#172 - scrubber (04/06/2013) [-]
My local celebrity haha
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