Are there directions?. . A manna spa. needs about 20 German men and the threat about a world war to make it happen? Grafenberg is a liar
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#15 - neverbeing (04/05/2013) [-]
needs about 20 German men and the threat about a world war to make it happen?
#13 - spongebrad (04/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Sounds like Seamen could help in your current situation... getting the sub to work anyway....
#29 - MattSwan (04/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
You don't know how to please a woman?
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#53 - wholesomeburn (04/06/2013) [-]
Engineer's face when...
Engineer's face when...
#49 - Temari (04/06/2013) [+] (23 replies)
I know this is a joke, but here are my professional sex tips:

-Tease her *
-Flick her clit (with your tongue)
-Spell out the alphabet with your tongue (on her clit) **
-Suck her clit
-Maybe lightly bite her clit (with her permission) ***
-Stick a finger or two inside her vagina while doing the above to her clit
-Find her g-spot (inner wall of her vagina, insert a finger or two inside, then make a come hither motion against the inner wall of her vagina, like the wall closer to her clit) with your fingers and play with it while you do all that good stuff to her clit
-Let her sit on your face so that she can control the oral sex, if you're licking too gently, she won't enjoy it. But, if she is on top, she can control how much pressure, she can move her pussy against your tongue however she wants it, etc.
-Let her be on top (it really is a good idea to let her be on top, as some men really are awful on top. Sorry to say it, but its true), and tell her to face you, and lean back. Your dick will hit her GSpot and it'll feel great for her.
-Remember, (most) women can have multiple orgasms, so 1 or 2 really doesn't cut it. Try for 3 at least. ****
[Combined, this'll definitely make her come]

*Kiss her thighs, lick her pussy lips, lick the entire length from her vagina hole to above her clit, etc. Foreplay in general should make her be practically begging for it, so if you tease her, she will really want it!
**That is a well known tip because it takes some time, and it will make your tongue pay attention to all of her clit. You'll probably have to go through a few alphabets before she comes.
***Don't hurt her, unless she's into that. Again, ask her permission, and be gentle until she asks for more. Don't chomp down on it, clits are sensitive as hell.
****Of course, every woman is different, but I can have like 12 orgasms at a time, and I honestly am really bored if I don't have at least 5 or so. Ask her how many orgasms she can take.
#24 - Crusader (04/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
In both situation if you bang it hard enough with a hammer a few times, it stops being so finicky.
User avatar #33 - twinnedorphan (04/06/2013) [-]
at least the sub gets wet.
User avatar #31 - LiveDarkness (04/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Oh you didnt cum?,........damn thats a shame, welp goodnight"
User avatar #39 to #31 - ilovehitler (04/06/2013) [-]
And then you sleep on the couch.
#47 - axeaddonis (04/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
This guy knows.
#123 - usmcoorah (04/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Bang. Got yourself an orgasm.


Bang. Got yourself an orgasm.
#43 - tvrulestwo (04/06/2013) [-]
You need forty germans to get the job done?
#30 - justsomeunitedguy (04/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
you just need some magical fingers
you just need some magical fingers
User avatar #160 - jinxter ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
She's 73 years old?
#2 - ninjajunkie (04/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Tell me again how you can make your hand orgasm...
#3 to #2 - Keoul (04/05/2013) [-]
First you gotta get her some sexy lingerie to make her feel special.
User avatar #72 - jeffboomhauer **User deleted account** (04/06/2013) [-]
Tell her to stop by my place on Rainy street man I'll write you a dang ol' manual.
User avatar #71 - truemox (04/06/2013) [-]
That sub is from 1918.
#17 - boredatschoolguy (04/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That's an world war 1 submarine. not an 1940's submarine
#133 - eyeblowbarrs (04/06/2013) [+] (6 replies)
**eyeblowbarrs rolls 19**
#52 - splitpeasoup (04/06/2013) [-]
Just fill it with semen.
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