bioshock. best ai ever ey.. NO , when she offers ammo , she throws a gun to his head ..
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#21 - stijnverheye (04/05/2013) [-]
NO , when she offers ammo , she throws a gun to  his head  ..
NO , when she offers ammo , she throws a gun to his head ..
User avatar #39 to #21 - oldiners (04/05/2013) [-]
what the **** am I repeatedly watching?
#82 to #39 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
a clip from the show 30 rock
User avatar #51 to #39 - killerliquid (04/05/2013) [-]
A Japanese soda commercial.
#100 - brayburn (04/05/2013) [-]
I liked Elizabeth as soon as this came up
#80 to #73 - guymandude (04/05/2013) [-]
that's a hard life to live
#105 to #98 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
Corsets were made to accent the look of boobs and tighten the waist, so if a chick is wearing one of those, they really shouldn't be saying not to look
User avatar #157 to #98 - cumsinbucket (04/06/2013) [-]
Then don't wear a corset you harlot.
#53 - Lepain (04/05/2013) [-]
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#1 - teranin (04/05/2013) [-]
Dude this game is ******* good.
User avatar #17 to #1 - richardbatsbak (04/05/2013) [-]
I am playing the game but to me it's just shooting and collecting salt. (I'm really not far in the game yet).This is the first bioshock game I have ever played, is it necessary to play the older ones to enjoy it or something? Or should I just keep playing?
User avatar #129 to #17 - richardbatsbak (04/05/2013) [-]
So I palyed it for a few hours now and it's ******* great
#29 to #17 - Roxorz ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
Try playing on a harder setting.
I'm not telling you to go 1999 mode immediately, but going hard on your first run is a nice option.
User avatar #18 to #17 - teranin (04/05/2013) [-]
No, it's not really requisite to have played the previous ones.
User avatar #19 to #18 - richardbatsbak (04/05/2013) [-]
Aha, thanks. I'll just keep playing then.
User avatar #22 to #19 - chiefwrigley (04/05/2013) [-]
actually, the ending is MUCH better knowing the previous ones
#56 to #1 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
Pros
Plot
Character development
(skyline)

Cons
Gameplay (Rehashed repetitive and honestly kinda boring)
Lack of choice (there is no choice at all in the game that actaully affects the game (although this can be forgiven because of the crazy ending and how specific they needed to make the plot)
#92 to #56 - lunarflare (04/05/2013) [-]
It's a narrative, a work of art. Just like reading a book. You don't get any choices in a book either, no matter how good it is.
#217 to #92 - sathrax (04/06/2013) [-]
Well you do in some books, like if you're reading one of those playable adventure books where you choose your characters path. Though most of them only have 1 viable path to reach the end successfully.
User avatar #69 to #56 - tylosaurus ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
I disagree.
#216 to #56 - sathrax (04/06/2013) [-]
Agreed with all of this. I also would add that I really hated how theres a lot less customizability in this one. Sure you get that clothing **** but theres only a couple that are really good, and most of them are barely helpful. I liked how in the first 2 bioshocks you could build your character to your own preference with choices of tonics and plasmids.
#160 to #56 - delivering (04/06/2013) [-]
The choices not having an impact on the ending is a deliberate thing.
They made it that way to show that some things cannot be changed, no matter what you do. It's actually referenced near the end with the whole "Constants and variables" speech.
#91 to #1 - lunarflare (04/05/2013) [-]
I beat it two days ago, and I'm STILL absorbing the ending.
#5 to #1 - epicisthefun (04/05/2013) [-]
the ending blew my mind
#9 to #5 - teranin (04/05/2013) [-]
****		, I haven't finished it yet.
**** , I haven't finished it yet.
User avatar #10 to #9 - epicisthefun (04/05/2013) [-]
DONT LET ANYONE SPOIL IT AND WAIT TILL AFTER THE CREDS
#36 to #10 - sathrax (04/05/2013) [-]
nevermind, just looked it up on youtube. Didn';t help with the disatisfying feeling the game left me :'D
User avatar #173 to #36 - condormcninja (04/06/2013) [-]
Explain? I thought it was ******* perfect.
#215 to #173 - sathrax (04/06/2013) [-]
Because it was simply unsatisfactory. That doesn't mean it was bad or anything, though apparently a lot of idiots thought that's what I meant. It's just hard to feel satisfied with an ending where your character dies and everything just disappears. And then theres that part after the credits, that doesn't really show anything, just, something. It's like being shown the most amazing thing you've ever seen, cept it's covered by a plastic frosted sheet so you can't really make it out.
User avatar #238 to #215 - condormcninja (04/06/2013) [-]
HUGE SPOILERS LOOK AWAY IF YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW

You have to think a lot about the ending for it to be really good. Booker only dies in the universes where he accepts the baptism, because he drowns, and the Booker that never became Comstock gets to keep Anna/Elizabeth because Comstock never existed, so he never took her. And the whole point of the ending is that there is an infinite (that's why the game is called that) number of universes with the same "constants" that Infinite has, with many different variables, and the first Bioshock is just one of these many universes.
#239 to #238 - sathrax (04/06/2013) [-]
You don't seem to understand what I'm saying. I know all of that. I'm not dumb, I completely understood the ending. I just find any ending where the main character dies to be unsatisfactory. It's like, the whole thing never happened in the first place. It just left a bitter sweet taste. Just because I'm not completely satisfied with the ending doesn't mean I don't understand it :P
User avatar #240 to #239 - condormcninja (04/06/2013) [-]
Sorry didn't mean to insult your intelligence. It's just that everything about Columbia is just a red herring for the main focus, which is Elizabeth being basically a god and the infinite universe thing.

And Booker still only dies like half the time. The other half he gets to live (sort-of) happily ever after with Anna.
#34 to #10 - sathrax (04/05/2013) [-]
Theres somethingafter the credits?
#37 to #34 - boozzerr (04/05/2013) [-]
Yes, yes there is
#79 to #37 - swarthywaffles (04/05/2013) [-]
Oh 			****		.  I left the room to contemplate and finally eat some food while the credits were rolling. I shall watch all the way through next play-through.
Oh **** . I left the room to contemplate and finally eat some food while the credits were rolling. I shall watch all the way through next play-through.
User avatar #70 to #9 - tylosaurus ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
Do et faggit.
#86 - I Am Monkey (04/05/2013) [-]
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#170 - andyshandy (04/06/2013) [-]
To be fair, it's not like Booker doesn't have his own oddities...
To be fair, it's not like Booker doesn't have his own oddities...
#213 to #170 - bloodangel (04/06/2013) [-]
I found this hilarious. I watch my boyfriend play games a lot, and he started Bioshock 3 and there's a toilet. Naturally, he goes to look inside. We both laugh like haha, turds. Then, when you glance at them, it says POTATOES! In the freaking toilet! And naturally, eating them gives you health.
#177 to #170 - animepsycchosecond (04/06/2013) [-]
give me a sauce.
User avatar #183 to #177 - andyshandy (04/06/2013) [-]
I'm afraid I don't have one.

I have tried looking no luck unfortunately.
#110 - berkut (04/05/2013) [-]
**** just got claasy.
#90 - Yojimbo (04/05/2013) [-]
"Boy, you sure can put it away!"   
   
My lust is insatiable, now fetch me more liquid strength to consume so that I may feed this eternal hunger
"Boy, you sure can put it away!"

My lust is insatiable, now fetch me more liquid strength to consume so that I may feed this eternal hunger
#41 - orgasm (04/05/2013) [-]
But think about it, think about how often you would have ran out of ammo or health and died without her help..
But think about it, think about how often you would have ran out of ammo or health and died without her help..
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User avatar #58 to #42 - ThePedroBear ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
Playing on 1999 mode, she has saved my life more then once with her health kits, and shes given me a ton of salts at the right moments. Shes a very useful companion
#63 to #58 - asderition (04/05/2013) [-]
I have a fondness for the sniper and the carbine, both of which ammo is scarce on the actual battlefield. And since I am going for that achiev where you don't use the Dollar Bill Machine in 1999 mode, I must say that she has given me ammo so many times. I would be so ******* screwed if not for her.
User avatar #67 to #63 - ThePedroBear ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
The carbine is amazing. I can never find ammo and she usually passes me salts when I do have the carbine. I have a habit of never dropping the pistol, I also have a habit of using Bucking Bronco quite a bit.
#230 to #67 - asderition (04/06/2013) [-]
Ewwww pistol. Bucking Bronco is OP as balls. Same with Crows. Just don't be low on salts and she wont throw it!
User avatar #231 to #230 - ThePedroBear ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
Well I mean, the pistols real nice to me. Its accurate, can dish out quite a bit of damage and be fired at a good rate with good accuracy. Combine it with that 50% more crit damage and you're good to go
#232 to #231 - asderition (04/06/2013) [-]
Oh don't get me wrong, I use it on 1999 because of the abundance of ammo. But I dunno, I miss my sniper =(
#220 to #41 - wickkles (04/06/2013) [-]
Hey ass **** . Stealing my gifs.
#221 to #220 - orgasm (04/06/2013) [-]
Not stealing. Using for reaction purposes.
Not stealing. Using for reaction purposes.
#222 to #221 - wickkles (04/06/2013) [-]
Stealing.
Stealing.
User avatar #223 to #222 - orgasm (04/06/2013) [-]
And plus, I didn't use it off of your post. I used it off of someone else's post. I didn't even know you had a funnyjunk account. Hello, my name is orgasm.
#224 to #223 - wickkles (04/06/2013) [-]
I am wickkles the horse man.
#225 to #224 - orgasm (04/06/2013) [-]
I gotta give you props, your gifs made me blow more air out of my nose than I should have.
I gotta give you props, your gifs made me blow more air out of my nose than I should have.
User avatar #226 to #225 - wickkles (04/06/2013) [-]
I'm glad! But not at the same time. Earning thumbs off my gifs. I work hard to make those! >=[
User avatar #227 to #226 - orgasm (04/06/2013) [-]
Just to clarify, without that gif, there would be no reaction, and without a reaction, it makes me angry, and when you make me angry Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. AND WHEN MR. BIGGLESWORTH GETS UPSET.... PEOPLE, DIEEEE
User avatar #228 to #227 - wickkles (04/06/2013) [-]
I kill people all the time. =] It's no biggy!
#229 to #228 - orgasm (04/06/2013) [-]
Oh well then.... It looks like we have something in common here.
Oh well then.... It looks like we have something in common here.
User avatar #83 to #41 - mirrorsmirrors (04/05/2013) [-]
I feel like a obv fag saying this, but the developers made ammo and health harder to come by so that the companion they created would be more useful.
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#145 - foreverxaxanon (04/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #127 - LonelyCamel (04/05/2013) [-]
"I think there's a lock pick over there"

then go ******* pick it up Elizabeth, I'm not your ******* slave
#71 - mangusta (04/05/2013) [-]
I still lol at the fact that she was litteraly taking cover behind ammo crates and yelled that she can't find ammo, despite the fact that there wer like 12 crates.
User avatar #155 - andriod (04/06/2013) [-]
I just beat the game and my mind is so ****** right now.
Im not going to spoil it for anyone who hasn't beat it yet but damn its a woosie.


User avatar #178 to #155 - discardedslinky (04/06/2013) [-]
I know the feel. I had to pause the ending scene just so I could have time to wrap my head around everything.
User avatar #181 to #178 - andriod (04/06/2013) [-]
Read that link i posted below.
Its alot of reading but it will make your head feel better. lol
#161 to #155 - thunderbirdbass (04/06/2013) [-]
I don't think the ending of a game or movie has *********** me as badly as infinite's ending did, I was confused as hell until I read an explanation of it on the internet, after that I loved it. MFW I beat it the first time.
User avatar #163 to #161 - andriod (04/06/2013) [-]
After so looking I found some peace as well. I tend to agree with this thread the most http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=533205


#2 - toastersburnthings (04/05/2013) [-]
mfw the last one
mfw the last one
#188 - neverforgetthedick (04/06/2013) [-]
I found this cute for some reason.
#35 - DrToilet (04/05/2013) [-]
Ah yes, Elizabeth and her ability to toss a coin 20+ metres
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