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#1 - lolare (04/04/2013) [-]
Sad Satan finds no joy in his job.
#42 - lordlucifer ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
**lordlucifer rolled a random image posted in comment #121 at Good guy hitler ** MFW
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#122 - masabumba (04/05/2013) [-]
I think we all know who really killed those people...
User avatar #127 to #122 - zorororonoa (04/05/2013) [-]
Ancient Aliens, they also built the pyramids you know
User avatar #156 to #127 - rhiaanor (04/05/2013) [-]
dont forget hwo they built a DNA storage thing during the floods in the bible, which they called the ark.
User avatar #71 - Johnnychristian (04/05/2013) [-]
I woke up this morning before checking FJ and smelled the religious debate a mile away.
#58 - jyggalag ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
not including the flood
ohgodwhatIhavedonewithmylife
User avatar #92 to #58 - atrocitustheking (04/05/2013) [-]
What are those things?
User avatar #182 to #126 - atrocitustheking (04/05/2013) [-]
I can't find them on the Halo wiki at all. What kind of Flood are they? Plus, I never encountered them in any of the games...
User avatar #198 to #182 - jyggalag ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
they are a special variety of flood that is created when a flood infects a spartan and only can be seen in games of infection in halo 4
User avatar #213 to #198 - atrocitustheking (04/06/2013) [-]
Ah, okay. Thanks for your time. I appreciate it.
User avatar #195 to #182 - spysappinmysasha (04/05/2013) [-]
They are from Halo 4's Multiplayer gamemode called "Flood"

Its basically just infection from Halo 3 and Reach but the Spartans are converted to Flood Forms when they are infected. Also their weapon is a Flood Claw.
#62 to #58 - daboomee (04/05/2013) [-]
what have you doooone!?!
#148 - mrmeowmixmcgee (04/05/2013) [-]
I've always wondered if satan is actually god and god is actually satan, and he's just tricked everybody into worshiping him.
#179 to #148 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
But then Satan would just use his omnipotence to set the record straight.
#180 to #179 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
the point in tricking them into thinking you're god is not telling them that you're satan, faggot.
#184 to #180 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
No, by Satan I mean God, this time... I think... **** .
Whoever the REAL God is would just use his omnipotence to set the record straight.
#189 to #184 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
satan has omnipotence
User avatar #208 to #189 - grrphc (04/05/2013) [-]
No he ******* doesn't.
#216 to #208 - anon (04/06/2013) [-]
yes he ******* does
#194 to #148 - KungFuZerO (04/05/2013) [-]
If i were Satan, I would come to earth before cameras were invented and when most people were illiterate and tell them I was the son of god and that they had to worship me and celebrate my birthday and then trick them with simple illusions like water into wine and walking on water.
#159 to #148 - Yojimbo (04/05/2013) [-]
That's actually a pretty interesting theory
That's actually a pretty interesting theory
User avatar #53 - pukki (04/05/2013) [-]
God is like the DJ 4DM1N. He bans people like crazy but some people still love him.
User avatar #136 to #53 - admiralen (04/05/2013) [-]
you misunderstand, thats why they love him
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User avatar #104 to #103 - manformen ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
Damn I didn't think of that :/
User avatar #105 to #104 - manformen ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
but still there is natural catastrophes
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User avatar #111 to #106 - makhan (04/05/2013) [-]
Is that Reed from Criminal Minds?
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#137 to #116 - makhan (04/05/2013) [-]
Thank you both for clarifying and having good taste. Good show sir!
Thank you both for clarifying and having good taste. Good show sir!
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#132 to #129 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
wow just wow. you're a new kinda stupid huh?
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User avatar #143 to #135 - CupcakeFish (04/05/2013) [-]
You do realise that if Eve hadn't eaten that apple, there would be no intelligent life on Earth, due to the fact that God kept knowledge from Adam and Eve for a reason?
#141 to #135 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
Eve went against God's order and chose to eat the apple. How on earth would you explain that if she didn't have free will until after she ate it?
#139 to #135 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
I don't think you know what free will is.
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#160 to #103 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
God never gave us free will--Satan did by tricking Adam and Eve to eat the apple.
Thanks Satan.
User avatar #201 to #160 - messager (04/05/2013) [-]
If God didn't give his creations free will, Satan would have never rebelled in the first place.
#214 to #201 - anon (04/06/2013) [-]
You know maybe God is just a dick.
#176 to #160 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
If they didn't have free-will before hand, they wouldn't have eaten the fruit.
#219 to #176 - anon (04/07/2013) [-]
Humans were created to obey and worship God, they were slaves in a sense, they had no knowledge expect the knowledge God allowed them: Satan tricked Adam and Eve into eating the apple because the only knowledge they knew was to obey.
#166 to #160 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
If you really think about we don't even have free will because if God is all knowing and all powerful he would know what lays in the future: So he created Satan to give us false hope of freedom yet he knew Satan would betray him and he knew Adam and Eve would fail: So everything we do he knows which would mean we have no free will because time is set in stone then and that would mean time was set in stone for me also and you so it already set in motion for me to write this message and read your message.
#168 to #166 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
The paradoxes.
#181 to #168 - ariachnotred (04/05/2013) [-]
tfw you realize fruit is a metaphor
tfw you realize Cain is a nephilim
tfw immortal nephilim Cain is still alive according to Christian tradition and roaming the earth somewhere as the half blood prince of darkness
#165 to #103 - xsap (04/05/2013) [-]
god gave people free will.
people choose not to believing in god.
sends them to hell for using free will.
#80 - IamSofaKingdom (04/05/2013) [-]
The person who did the numbers skewed it so badly it is pointless to even mention it. Things like Pharisee stonings and such are attributed to God because they stone someone for sin, despite the fact that it is not God killing someone. But people will say whatever they want to try and my the opinion of others look bad.
User avatar #81 to #80 - IamSofaKingdom (04/05/2013) [-]
try and make*
#82 - thechosentroll (04/05/2013) [-]
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HEY, NO FAIR! I was in the bathroom when that spawncamping prick racked up those kills. They don't count.
#162 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (04/05/2013) [-]
#140 - galkawhm ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
I've always wondered why Satan is the bad guy when god is the one sending people to eternal damnation for petty things.
I've always wondered why Satan is the bad guy when god is the one sending people to eternal damnation for petty things.
#172 - themrsnowman (04/05/2013) [-]
If you don't believe in god I don't care.
If you do believe in god I don't care.
Why cant everyone think like this.
#199 to #172 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
Because we will never be as perfect as you.
User avatar #209 to #199 - themrsnowman (04/05/2013) [-]
Well anon, when you set the bar so low its pretty damn easy.
User avatar #174 to #172 - nephritho (04/05/2013) [-]
because not everyone like to think.
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#120 to #97 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
Atheists don't want that to happen.
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#91 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
Actually all of the deaths "caused by god" could be put on Satan because if he had not made Eve eat the fruit no one would have ever died. Although God's true power is said to be all powerful, it's also contrary because he is all powerful but did not stop/know about Eve eating the fruit. (^^^^^^^^^^^ Not worded the best but I believe my point come across.)
#93 to #91 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
isnt that what we call having the freedom of choice ?
User avatar #102 to #93 - effort (04/05/2013) [-]
You can't really have a freedom of choice if you don't know what's good and bad, which the tree of knowledge supposidly provided the insights for. But not having that prior knowledge, can you call it free will?

Also god being an all powerful being, we can say he knows the future. Therefore he would already know if we belong in heaven or hell before we are even born. So can you say your life decisions are due to your own "free will"?
#124 to #102 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
Actually God told them not to eat the fruit. They did it anyways. He could've said don't eat it and then not gave them the free will not to eat it, but the reasoning behind that is so deep and complex that it would be more than one post to explain it all properly.

tl;dr version: God told them don't do it. They did it.
#186 - weirdvintagegirl (04/05/2013) [-]
BIBLE FIGHT!
BIBLE FIGHT!
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#185 to #169 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
Well someone did.
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#191 - KungFuZerO (04/05/2013) [-]
>Satan tortures bad people
Sounds like a good guy to me

"But who prays for Satan? Who in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most...?"
-Mark Twain
User avatar #200 to #191 - toughactintinactin (04/05/2013) [-]
Satan tortures bad people and doesn't afraid of anything
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