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#12 - princessthymicorn
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(04/05/2013) [-]
Hello dog, how are you today?
#13 to #12 - princessthymicorn
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(04/05/2013) [-]
No response? You think you're better than me? **** YOU DOG.
#15 - Nameloc
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(04/05/2013) [-]
>be me   
>be at girlfriend's house   
>girlfriend's mom introduces me to their dog   
>their dog is fat   
>I say "wow he's quite a big dog"   
>gf's mom gets offended   
>says "YOU HURT HIS FEELINGS"   
>demands I say sorry   
>says I have to "TELL HIM HE'S MUSCULAR"   
   
MFW I ended up having to tell a dog he's "Muscular"
>be me
>be at girlfriend's house
>girlfriend's mom introduces me to their dog
>their dog is fat
>I say "wow he's quite a big dog"
>gf's mom gets offended
>says "YOU HURT HIS FEELINGS"
>demands I say sorry
>says I have to "TELL HIM HE'S MUSCULAR"

MFW I ended up having to tell a dog he's "Muscular"
#17 to #15 - unoletmehavename
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(04/05/2013) [-]
Reminds me of my dad once i called our dog pig but its a skinny dog,and he said i must say sorry and not talk like that because the dog will get depresed.And dads face when he heard that
Reminds me of my dad once i called our dog pig but its a skinny dog,and he said i must say sorry and not talk like that because the dog will get depresed.And dads face when he heard that
User avatar #18 to #15 - tredbear
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(04/05/2013) [-]
can I get sauce of that gif?
User avatar #32 to #18 - WheresMyAccount
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(04/05/2013) [-]
Team Fortress 2
#36 to #32 - cough
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(04/05/2013) [-]
ORLY? whats the source of the video?
ORLY? whats the source of the video?
User avatar #37 to #36 - WheresMyAccount
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(04/05/2013) [-]
the internet
User avatar #41 to #18 - evilpotato
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I am sure it's gmod, but I'm not sure which video exactly. Check kitty0706 on YouTube, his vids are worth watching and it might be in there somewhere
#1 - lujan
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(04/05/2013) [-]
My dad calls our dog son.
User avatar #51 to #1 - thatbleachfan
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My dad doesn't even call me that :'(
#40 to #1 - slashendrix
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(04/05/2013) [-]
He makes up for the terrible one you are.
#16 - glowparty
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(04/05/2013) [-]
i talk to my dog like a black man, ive trained him to respond to pop a squat, gime some skin, and plap plap (gun shot sounds at which point he will roll over and play dead)
User avatar #44 to #16 - guymandude
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(04/05/2013) [-]
you are now officially a god among us nutella flavored mandingo warriors.
#26 to #16 - tacopie
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(04/05/2013) [-]
*******
#42 to #16 - xsnowbanex
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(04/05/2013) [-]
Lost it at "plap plap"
#11 - winthorpe
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(04/05/2013) [-]
I do, Bitch!

i treat my cat with the respect he forces from me so that he doesnt suffocate me in my sleep
User avatar #22 to #11 - atomicsnowball
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(04/05/2013) [-]
Here Here!
#29 - oneironaut
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(04/05/2013) [-]
I talk to my snake a lot, but he just gives me these looks and boops my nose with his.

There is so much nose booping.
User avatar #34 to #29 - garymuthafuknoak
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(04/05/2013) [-]
***** das kawaii
#35 to #34 - oneironaut
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(04/05/2013) [-]
i-it's not like I want you to think I'm cute, b-baka
#39 to #35 - zielscheibe
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(04/05/2013) [-]
Snakes are Kawaii +1
User avatar #47 to #39 - oneironaut
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(04/05/2013) [-]
That corn snake yours? What's their name?
User avatar #53 to #47 - zielscheibe
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(04/07/2013) [-]
Yes it is - That is Medusa and the red one i got is named Morrigan

i am thinking about getting a male for the two girls and start to breed some

but i need more space for them and the new borns
User avatar #54 to #53 - oneironaut
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(04/08/2013) [-]
Ah, same issue here. I'm thinking of getting a female for my ball python, but I'd need an incubator, and someplace to keep the hatchlings.
User avatar #55 to #54 - zielscheibe
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(04/08/2013) [-]
Yeah me too - but i will save that for next winter
#45 to #39 - anon id: 195e495a
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That **** ain't ******* cute, it's ******* scary!
#46 to #45 - oneironaut
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(04/05/2013) [-]
N'aww, surely you don't really mean that
User avatar #52 to #45 - garymuthafuknoak
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(04/06/2013) [-]
2spooky 4anon
#27 - flyleafistheshit
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My family is probably the only one who does this, but one of us will speak to our dog as if she is of equal intelligence and then who ever else is in the room will make up the dogs response in a silly voice and we will carry on this conversation like it is completely normal.

For example I would say, "Hey Ziggurt, you look like you are enjoying that pillow. You want me to go buy you a dog bed?"

Then my sister/ Ziggy in response would,"Sure would ****** beat laying at the edge of this bed near your smelly ass feet."

To which I would say, "Do you kiss your Mama with that mouth?"

Sister/Ziggy says, "No but I lick the inside of yours after I eat the cat **** out of the litter box."

Does anyone else do this? I didn't name her Ziggy by the way, she kinda just came with the name. This is a picture of her.
#20 - frogmum
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(04/05/2013) [-]
Aw. We had to put one of the family dogs down today. :(
User avatar #21 to #20 - bigveinysausage
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Oh there you go to be euthanized. Yes you are! yes you are! Who's a good boy?
User avatar #30 to #21 - tormain
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Not you or else this would have been unnecessary
#25 to #21 - anon id: 1c468c99
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Funny as **** but still harsh
#28 - triggathepirate
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I have theory that my pets are racist.   
Being which when we adopted them their names were Runner and Watermelon. Watermelon being completely black and the other an orange tabby.   
They may have adopted this from the previous owners, and with little help of my frequent outbursts at Runner. Mind you I talk to him like a completely normal acquaintance.    
He trips me coming up the stairs.   
> ***** what the **** you trina kill me?!   
He's in my bed when I come up stairs.   
> Real wrap if you don't stay out of my bed it's game over.   
Eyeing cheesesteaks whilst I prepare them.   
>You think you slick bitch? I'll knock you out, quick time.   
   
TL;DR I'm urbanizing my felines
I have theory that my pets are racist.
Being which when we adopted them their names were Runner and Watermelon. Watermelon being completely black and the other an orange tabby.
They may have adopted this from the previous owners, and with little help of my frequent outbursts at Runner. Mind you I talk to him like a completely normal acquaintance.
He trips me coming up the stairs.
> ***** what the **** you trina kill me?!
He's in my bed when I come up stairs.
> Real wrap if you don't stay out of my bed it's game over.
Eyeing cheesesteaks whilst I prepare them.
>You think you slick bitch? I'll knock you out, quick time.

TL;DR I'm urbanizing my felines
User avatar #2 - zaiopeperse
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My uncle keeps asking their dog if they should shoot her. The dog's just standing there like "Master is trying to communicate!" "I love master!" "I will sit here and listen to master!" "Master is probably telling a great story of when he wrangled the metal beast!"

Their dog is awesome.
#3 to #2 - applescryatnight
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metal beast?
User avatar #5 to #3 - zaiopeperse
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Car. I guess I should've made that more clear, sorry ^^
User avatar #8 to #2 - ninegagleader
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That's actually kind of sad ._.
User avatar #10 to #8 - zaiopeperse
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True. The dog loves it, though.
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