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#7 - helpmedudes
Reply +190
(04/04/2013) [-]
If I am not mistaken, the Hawaiians ate him later...
#145 to #7 - anon
Reply 0
(04/05/2013) [-]
I'm sure he ate them out as well...
#99 to #7 - anon
Reply 0
(04/05/2013) [-]
You could say he was Cooked
#114 to #99 - anon
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(04/05/2013) [-]
his cock was cooked for good, right?
#164 to #114 - anon
Reply 0
(04/05/2013) [-]
Who's hungry for sausage, right
#53 to #7 - punnyjunky ONLINE
Reply +6
(04/05/2013) [-]
you are mistaken, but he was stabbed to death by a chief named Kalanimanokahoowaha. Das one long name
#124 to #53 - slimtotheshady
Reply +5
(04/05/2013) [-]
Ya know what the state fish of Hawai'i is? Humuhumunukunukuapua'a. YEAH BITCH
#102 to #53 - enorus
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(04/05/2013) [-]
Why was he stabbed?
#170 to #102 - anon
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(04/05/2013) [-]
He introduced the phrases swag and YOLO to them
#190 to #170 - enorus
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(04/05/2013) [-]
I can see why they would stab him.
#163 to #102 - anon
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(04/05/2013) [-]
Tried kidnapping their king or something like that.
#111 to #102 - puredeliciousness
Reply +11
(04/05/2013) [-]
Probably because he was taking all of the chief's bitches.
Probably because he was taking all of the chief's bitches.
#43 to #7 - anon
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(04/05/2013) [-]
Worth it!
#24 to #7 - varrlegrimscythe ONLINE
Reply +35
(04/05/2013) [-]
Well he probably ate their women. ;)
#19 to #7 - myrtille
Reply +40
(04/05/2013) [-]
No, they didn't, it was a misconception of the crew of Cook's ship. Ancient Hawaiians would boil the bones of their dead, meaning that they thought of him as one of them. When they presented the bones to his crew they thought they had eaten him. They were in no way cannibalistic.
#144 to #19 - frysandaburger
Reply +3
(04/05/2013) [-]
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#18 to #7 - godof
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