I'm gonna use this excuse too. . I was a mistake. My morn didn' t mean to have me- Which is great because whenever I make a mistake, I can be like, "whee! I' m
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#1 - orangejulep (04/05/2013) [-]
Clerks anyone?
User avatar #2 to #1 - turtlerage (04/05/2013) [-]
That movie was so good, I loved the egg scene
#4 to #1 - roorooroo (04/05/2013) [-]
Snowball!
Snowball!
User avatar #27 to #4 - xDarkness (04/05/2013) [-]
IN A ROW???
User avatar #40 to #27 - irvea (04/05/2013) [-]
Simultaneously.
#7 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
So he was the friend whose mom was in a failed porn?
User avatar #10 - ButtonFly ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
My parents had five kids. Only one was intentional.
That one wasn't me.
User avatar #13 to #10 - izzygirl ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
Same with my family.
Five kids. Only the second child was intentional.
I'm the fifth child...
User avatar #14 to #13 - ButtonFly ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
I'm the first but it's pretty much the same; the second child was the only one that was planned.
User avatar #36 - thedarkangel (04/05/2013) [-]
my mom went to have her tubes tied...didn't know I was there...found out through a mandatory pregnancy test...I'd been there 5 months, I am a ninja.
User avatar #3 - payseht (04/05/2013) [-]
Guess it runs in the family
#46 - baconbiscuits (04/05/2013) [-]
Bet he faps to conceptual creampie videos, too. Sick bastard.
#6 - chrolt (04/05/2013) [-]
Is it me or does he look a lot like Eric Idle?
User avatar #12 to #6 - NubiusMaximus (04/05/2013) [-]
It's not just you.
#48 - lordjask (04/05/2013) [-]
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#8 - infinitereaper (04/05/2013) [-]
Don't want to sound too edgy, but if I had a choice I would choose to never have been born.    
   
Living is too much of a pain in the ass.
Don't want to sound too edgy, but if I had a choice I would choose to never have been born.

Living is too much of a pain in the ass.
User avatar #20 to #8 - arstya (04/05/2013) [-]
You're right. Too much ******** .
User avatar #57 to #20 - infinitereaper (04/05/2013) [-]
******** everywhere.

Most of it from people. Mankind, who crafted such a backwards and corrupt society. The funny thing is that most people live in ignorance, unaware of the most basic of issues.

Everyone is patting themselves on the back though.

Just because I would rather have not been born this pisses people off. Because it invalidates their own experience. In short; they'd rather protect their own ego before taking the time to perhaps, consider another point of view.
User avatar #9 to #8 - thenameschuck (04/05/2013) [-]
But I love you! (random funnyjunker)
#11 to #8 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
don't worry! there's nothing edgy about being a beta
User avatar #21 to #11 - infinitereaper (04/05/2013) [-]
At any rate, I'm not beta. I've just given up so to speak. I used to be fearless.
User avatar #17 to #11 - infinitereaper (04/05/2013) [-]
Beta huh? I"ll take anything I guess. I define myself as.. well I don't define myself at all.
User avatar #5 - pooflinger (04/05/2013) [-]
My parents told me and my younger brother that I was the accident.

He laughed of course, but I just turned to him and said "At least I wasn't the mistake."
#53 - toughactintinactin (04/05/2013) [-]
Is it usually the first or second child who is the accident? (8-bit Carlton for reasons)
Is it usually the first or second child who is the accident? (8-bit Carlton for reasons)
#61 to #53 - mrmeowmixmcgee (04/05/2013) [-]
all of them
User avatar #45 - callmeemm (04/05/2013) [-]
The condom broke, and here I am, TADAAAA!
#42 - deathjammer (04/05/2013) [-]
tried to be optimistic and thought "I" was a supposed to be It but then i read the rest and figured that i already knew that feel
User avatar #52 to #42 - snakefire (04/05/2013) [-]
U wot
#29 - doyoulikeapizza (04/05/2013) [-]
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