budget cuts. . Budget Cuts They suck.. Actually, this doesn't seem as bad as you may think at first. Consider the following: - it doesn't jam - it barely weighs anything - it's silent - doesn't rely
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#19 - pineapplepeople (04/05/2013) [-]
Sling shots, they rock.
#23 to #19 - coopadaman (04/05/2013) [-]
clever
clever
#29 - xsap (04/05/2013) [-]
i bet this guy can single handadly defeated the whole north Korean army... just him and his trusty ol' slingshot
User avatar #37 to #29 - tocho (04/05/2013) [-]
Reminds me of Jack Churchill :3

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill
User avatar #31 to #29 - animedudej (04/05/2013) [-]
hey comeon now... thats total ******* overkill- i can take down those pussies with spitballs for the love of god
#15 - bloodspider ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
Sogeking reporting for duty!
User avatar #22 - srhdragon (04/05/2013) [-]
When I was going through BCT we weren't given live round at first, so we were just given empty M16A2's and we had to say "BANG! BANG! BUDGET CUTS! BUDGET CUTS!"
#28 to #22 - kaslin (04/05/2013) [-]
Brings back memories, doesn't it?
User avatar #50 to #28 - srhdragon (04/07/2013) [-]
yeah...it does.
#1 - ellucador (04/04/2013) [-]
Actually, this doesn't seem as bad as you may think at first.
Consider the following:
- it doesn't jam
- it barely weighs anything
- it's silent
- doesn't rely on a specific type of ammo
- barely requires training to use
- doesn't require maintenance
- ammo is practically infinite in the right environments

10/10 would prefer to an m16 assault rifle

User avatar #8 to #1 - wolvesbrickwall ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
what happens if the band breaks?
User avatar #12 to #8 - icedcarbon ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
That's still cheaper than a bullet... so just carry a bag of spares.
#20 to #1 - yomommabinshoppin (04/05/2013) [-]
You would have to have something pointy loaded, or a huge ass pull on that thing, cause I don't think the average slingshot is powerful enough, I would take a bow but I have never shot one before
User avatar #21 to #1 - payseht (04/05/2013) [-]
Yes, but think of the recoil
#44 to #1 - bronywhat (04/05/2013) [-]
if enemy armies were naked, you might have a good point.
User avatar #2 to #1 - unclaimedusername (04/04/2013) [-]
Screw lasers and drones, the weapon of the future is clearly slingshot with explosive shots
User avatar #5 to #2 - sidekickman (04/05/2013) [-]
-doesn't rely on a specific type of ammo

Unless we live in volcanoes full of explosive rock in the future.
User avatar #13 to #5 - unclaimedusername (04/05/2013) [-]
I'm saying to start with, then when you run out, use whatever you can find
User avatar #14 to #13 - sidekickman (04/05/2013) [-]
Ah. That sounds pretty badass. Like, a compound bow, only a slingshot
User avatar #16 to #14 - unclaimedusername (04/05/2013) [-]
Exactly :D
User avatar #24 to #16 - sidekickman (04/05/2013) [-]
... Do they make compound slingshots?
User avatar #48 to #24 - unclaimedusername (04/05/2013) [-]
To the internet!!!
#49 to #48 - unclaimedusername (04/05/2013) [-]
Here's the best I could find.
User avatar #51 to #49 - sidekickman (04/07/2013) [-]
That thing. I want it.
#9 to #1 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
**** accurace and **** power

id be suprised if you shot it into a crown and someone died.
#10 to #9 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
crowd*
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User avatar #11 - psydoc (04/05/2013) [-]
David insisted on using his weapon of choice.
#4 - Memitim (04/04/2013) [-]
Nah, you've got it all wrong.

This is a sniper training school. He's throwing the target.
#33 - ugabz (04/05/2013) [-]
'thanks obama'
User avatar #17 - PgFalcon ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
Pretty sure this is what they do to people who **** up and break a rifle range rule, like pointing their gun the wrong direction or firing after cease fire.
User avatar #30 to #17 - foreverporkchop **User deleted account** (04/05/2013) [-]
One of my friends in training disobeyed orders on the live firing range. They took his gun away for a while, so he had to pretend he was carrying one and yell out, "BANGBANGBANG."
User avatar #6 - Psychotic (04/05/2013) [-]
Hm...
What if they used wrist rockets to throw grenades over longer distances?
User avatar #27 to #6 - dedaluminus (04/05/2013) [-]
If you drop a rock while trying to load it in a slingshot, you look silly.

If you drop a live grenade, you look like jam.
User avatar #7 to #6 - sonicwind (04/05/2013) [-]
ive heard stories of insurgents using those water balloon launchers made of medical tubing to launch grenades.
User avatar #25 to #7 - Psychotic (04/05/2013) [-]
creative
#35 - LocoJoe (04/05/2013) [-]
We could cut welfare, foodstamps, and gov subsidized housing. Too bad the Dems would lose half their voters from that.
#39 to #35 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
We could cut military spending by huge amounts, and still be spending far more than any other country, in a world where the only countries spending anywhere near as much as we are are either our allies or nations that we're economically entwined with and thus won't go to war with.
Also, I think more than 15% of the U.S. population voted for Obama. (percent of population on food stamps, largest form of welfare)
#40 - hunnyshuckumms (04/05/2013) [-]
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#36 - xcat (04/05/2013) [-]
Yes, we are..
skilled in headshot, ignored by enemy (nobody will shoot u), work at all field, fast reload, portable, cheap, no bullet needed just stone (or grenade)...
but weak against children (same strength) and range....
User avatar #34 - falconxmard (04/05/2013) [-]
That's horrible! They can't expect him to keep up with his team if he doesn't have proper leverage because of a missing sandbag!
User avatar #26 - mrgoodlove (04/05/2013) [-]
Dude, sling shots hurt! Put a rock in that bitch and whoever is at the other end of it is gonna be in some pretty moderate pain for a solid 10-30 minutes.
User avatar #3 - douthit (04/04/2013) [-]
Cut ALL the budget!
 
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