My Cousin. Sorry for the white after served, it's several. This is my has sewed s . _ tours overseas and has sewed ever 20 veers in the u. s. Army. when It was
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My Cousin. Sorry for the white after served, it's several. This is my has sewed s . _ tours overseas and has sewed ever 20 veers in the u. s. Army. when It was

Sorry for the white after served, it's several

This is my has sewed s . _
tours overseas and has sewed ever 20 veers
in the u. s. Army. when It was younger I
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#37 - motherfuckingkenji (04/04/2013) [-]
When my brother was stationed in Okinawa, we sent him a Barbie doll.   
He sent us a picture of him brushing its hair.
When my brother was stationed in Okinawa, we sent him a Barbie doll.
He sent us a picture of him brushing its hair.
#123 to #37 - professorcuntickle (04/04/2013) [-]
That gif gave me a siezure
User avatar #148 to #37 - zombifier ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
oki ******* sucks
#161 to #148 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
Okinawa is awesome.
User avatar #163 to #161 - zombifier ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
not when deployed there on a UDP and all the ******* pogs and other branches ruin everything and cause off-base drinking to get banned
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User avatar #92 to #33 - krispybananaz (04/04/2013) [-]
that is so ******* funny
#7 - dafukdude (04/04/2013) [-]
How is that a prank? Don't get me wrong its funny that she got the picture back but how was putting toys in with a care package of food a prank? I'd be delighted if I got that.
How is that a prank? Don't get me wrong its funny that she got the picture back but how was putting toys in with a care package of food a prank? I'd be delighted if I got that.
User avatar #285 to #7 - Bakerlalalalala (04/05/2013) [-]
Well i am not so sure about overseas, but in BCT if you get a care package with food in it then you have to eat it while everyone does exercise. once you are all done everybody could get back up
#8 to #7 - scotlandhome ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
She? That's my cousin and his wife...OP's a dude...misunderstanding accepted though
She? That's my cousin and his wife...OP's a dude...misunderstanding accepted though
#10 to #8 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
having a photo and captioning it as "my cousin" implies you are the other person, if you said "my cousin and his wife" then it would be different ****
#76 to #10 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
having a photo and captioning it as "my cousin" implies you are the other person
What? No it doesn't..
It obviously implies that you're the window.

Sarcasm aside, it doesn't imply you are the other person.
#214 to #76 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
Yet it doesn't imply you are not. Honestly it could be anyone, that's why he needed to clarify the woman in the first place.
User avatar #17 to #8 - dafukdude (04/04/2013) [-]
ah my apologies sir, but you understand my confusion with the picture.
User avatar #51 to #17 - scotlandhome ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
It's all good
User avatar #373 to #8 - hueareyou (06/10/2013) [-]
What is that from?
User avatar #374 to #373 - scotlandhome ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
The gif.? I have no clue
#266 to #71 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
prepare you're anus
User avatar #88 to #71 - garymuthafuknoak (04/04/2013) [-]
don't even know why I laughed
User avatar #44 - dashgamer (04/04/2013) [-]
So, the most valuable thing we ever got in a car package was this box full of beef jerky... That's great and all, but I've been talking to a buddy of mine, and we had the greatest idea for a care package to our fellow Marines that are currently deployed: we buy five pairs of hulk hands and send it to a grunt platoon. Nothing makes the desert as fun as Hulk Hands.
User avatar #57 to #44 - rhiaanor (04/04/2013) [-]
As much as i would like to say that you are probably lying, the fact that you have near perfect if not perfect grammar and spelling going on, which leads me to believe that you aren't someone that would lie. If you are lying, shame on you and your family. If you aren't, I'm glad you returned safely.
#58 to #57 - dashgamer (04/04/2013) [-]
Not lying, this is me a year ago.
User avatar #66 to #58 - rhiaanor (04/04/2013) [-]
I honestly believe you thinking of how you apparently liked ponies while you out a year ago which is when the whole brony fad surfaced.
User avatar #67 to #66 - dashgamer (04/04/2013) [-]
I came back from deployment, being entirely ignorant of what was going on in my beloved interwebz, checked Newgrounds, saw the parodies that were emerging with the fandom, and spent the next month sitting in the barracks watching the show. Good times.
User avatar #69 to #67 - rhiaanor (04/04/2013) [-]
you said you came back.... and then you were in the barracks? get your story straight, and I still doubt that someone who was deployed would be saying "my beloved interwebz" from my personal experiences.
User avatar #73 to #69 - dashgamer (04/04/2013) [-]
wut.
"If you are playing pretend, I will hate you forever, but I believe you."
2 seconds later:
"Omg, you stayed in the barracks to party with your squad instead of getting drunk and ******* hookers like any normal Marine after deployment? Arrogant poser scumbag, you're no real Marine!"
Yeah, I stayed in the brix. I got drunk in the brix because the nearest bar was fifty miles away in Palm Springs and I didn't have a car. And yeah, I love the interwebz. Apparently, I am no real super sand.
User avatar #77 to #73 - rhiaanor (04/04/2013) [-]
i mean't can't, i didnt even realize, and you are completely twisting my words. Are you sure you aren't an attorney or something?
#81 to #77 - dashgamer (04/04/2013) [-]
I don't have much gear left with me aside from fleeces and sea bags, so this'll have to do. Do I have to take a picture of my goddamn DD214, too?
#86 to #81 - ketiw (04/04/2013) [-]
win
User avatar #82 to #81 - rhiaanor (04/04/2013) [-]
I believe you now, mostly because... you.. look like... yourself? Yeah ill go with that. Anyways, I'm sorry I was like that, I don't believe much things like that on the internet, and i take personal offense to people making that **** up, which a lot of people do.
#84 to #82 - dashgamer (04/04/2013) [-]
I compromised my anonymity on the internet. Now, the only thing to do is sit back, get drunk, and wait for my bank account to be drained.
User avatar #136 to #84 - KwMclovin (04/05/2013) [-]
there there, it's okay
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User avatar #54 to #44 - LtMcG (04/04/2013) [-]
How about a box full of Copenhagen . . .
User avatar #55 to #54 - dashgamer (04/04/2013) [-]
... I'm not going to buy some dude dip. He should have brought his tobacco with him. It's not like we don't have time to prepare before we deploy.
#180 to #44 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
The best care package I ever received was a box full of dildos, astroglide, gay porn, and some tranny porn. We had to open all mail in front of an NCO and I just took everything out with a completely normal face and showed him there was no contraband and boxed it back up and walked into the bathroom.
User avatar #46 to #44 - metallicaone (04/04/2013) [-]
Thank you for serving our county sir
User avatar #48 to #46 - dashgamer (04/04/2013) [-]
All that matters is Hulk Hands in the hands of disgruntled deployed Marines. I'd pay to see what happens.
#47 to #46 - metallicaone (04/04/2013) [-]
*Country. I feel sad I misspelled that
*Country. I feel sad I misspelled that
#64 - scotlandhome ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
OP here, FYI that's my cousins wife, I'm a guy.
#157 to #64 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
so this is real? not repost?
User avatar #164 to #157 - scotlandhome ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
Yeah that's my cousin billy, he lives in Alabama, I blacked out his last name on his badge to protect him from getting spammed. This is 100% OC
#258 to #164 - scotlandhome ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
Heres some more for you to feed on
User avatar #65 to #64 - scotlandhome ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
I realize my wording was dumb, and i should've stated that when i put it
User avatar #45 - metallicaone (04/04/2013) [-]
Sent my dad in Iraq back in 2004 a care package including food, snacks, and some of my favorite hot wheels and action figures. he sent back pictures of little Iraqi kids playing with them, and I was happy that some of my toys went to under privileged kids. One of the kids, Yasin, gave my dad a toy dinosaur to give to me. I still have it, and still makes me smile everytime I look at it
#227 to #45 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
Until he blew up your ******* house.
User avatar #53 to #45 - spaceturtlecadet ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
That made me smile.
#59 to #45 - shishiko **User deleted account** (04/04/2013) [-]
I needed to get my daily dose of [Humanity is awesome].

Thank's for sharing.
#60 to #59 - metallicaone (04/04/2013) [-]
No problem my man
No problem my man
#83 to #45 - jiwijoo (04/04/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#104 to #79 - huehuehueone (04/04/2013) [-]
you sick ****

mfw i remember where its from
User avatar #80 to #79 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (04/04/2013) [-]
Why......Why would you do this to me? Make me cry and **** .......dick.
#175 to #79 - adlerlol (04/05/2013) [-]
y u do dis
y u do dis
User avatar #87 to #79 - departed (04/04/2013) [-]
NO, HOW COULD YOU!?
User avatar #99 to #87 - RidingMyPimpmobile (04/04/2013) [-]
I feel like a noob here, but what's it from?
User avatar #125 to #99 - mrnoodlez (04/04/2013) [-]
BATTLEFIELD 3 SPOILER:



A character called Miller who is a tank gunner that you play as in Battlefield 3. Late in the game he holds off an enemy wave attack using a .50 machine gun by himself and he gets knocked out before the 2nd helicopter could come to rescue him, gets captured, then later gets executed on camera.

The dinosaur was given to him by his son before deployment and he carried it around in combat.

It's a really sad part of the game.
#296 to #125 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
I normally don't react much to execution scenes in games. But that scene. Seeing it from his eyes... It made me cringe and grab my throat.
User avatar #130 to #125 - RidingMyPimpmobile (04/05/2013) [-]
Just searched it and i remember, just not the part where he holds up the dino
User avatar #127 to #125 - RidingMyPimpmobile (04/04/2013) [-]
Weird, Played Battlefield 3 but don't remember that part.
#137 to #79 - crazyeyedbioll (04/05/2013) [-]
and this was such a happy thread before you came along
and this was such a happy thread before you came along
#22 - donutcaptin (04/04/2013) [-]
he's got the london look
User avatar #26 to #22 - fitchy (04/04/2013) [-]
was gonna say this then saw it right up top by you....great minds
User avatar #40 to #26 - thenameschuck (04/04/2013) [-]
Great minds what....geat minds think of the same porn to jerk off too?
User avatar #41 to #40 - fitchy (04/04/2013) [-]
nevermind.....
User avatar #42 to #41 - thenameschuck (04/04/2013) [-]
Nevermind...so you dont watch great porn?
#154 to #22 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
id **** her. just saying
#4 - mrmoxie (04/04/2013) [-]
"I didn't want sungrasses, nooo."
#143 to #4 - ryuryu (04/05/2013) [-]
Said no one ever.
User avatar #220 to #143 - brettyoke (04/05/2013) [-]
OHHH HAHAHA HE SAID LE MEME PHRASE
#102 - elcreepo (04/04/2013) [-]
You have to think.

Four guys who get up to only 30 minutes of life-or-death action and the rest is waiting and doing absolutely nothing.

Those cheap toys are the amusement of a lifetime when you're that bored and death is literally around every corner.
#90 - ncisagentgibbs **User deleted account** (04/04/2013) [-]
military humor is the best humor
User avatar #129 to #90 - masterboll (04/05/2013) [-]
you fool!

she is in the "my body is ready" position!
#140 to #90 - MotorstormLegend (04/05/2013) [-]
Meanwhile, in Afghanistan...
#111 to #90 - spycheckingpyro (04/04/2013) [-]
as a soldier myself, it really is
#160 to #111 - shootemupforus (04/05/2013) [-]
Gotta love military humor
#128 to #120 - spycheckingpyro (04/05/2013) [-]
in response to your photo: no. other than the peq-13 on top of the rifle; nothing in that photo indicates that it's of American origin. granted, we have our fair share of fat ass soldiers. this gentleman is not an American.
#168 to #128 - maxsexington (04/05/2013) [-]
Is the Fatguy named Amy?
#196 to #128 - oxYKellark (04/05/2013) [-]
Nice try Marine Corps
User avatar #361 to #128 - nightgrinder (04/05/2013) [-]
thank goodness we still have the marines
#68 - superage (04/04/2013) [-]
Forever Alone
#5 - kadajsouba (04/04/2013) [-]
No one every sends me sunglasses :/
#139 - zyconx (04/05/2013) [-]
**zyconx rolls 69**
#134 - restrict (04/05/2013) [-]
**restrict rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at Take Note ** black people
#100 - cakeduckfan (04/04/2013) [-]
**cakeduckfan rolls 33** dubz
**cakeduckfan rolls 33** dubz
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User avatar #229 to #100 - yutdollacwwwthree (04/05/2013) [-]
**yutdollacwwwthree rolls 36**
^ not dubs
#109 to #100 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
OMG LOL LE EPIC ROLL LE SO MUCH LE WIN XDDDDDDDDD


But seriously you're ******* cancer.
User avatar #110 to #109 - cakeduckfan (04/04/2013) [-]
thanks...
#159 to #109 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
you are
#113 to #100 - cakeduckfan (04/04/2013) [-]
and its comment no. 100 :D
and its comment no. 100 :D
User avatar #195 to #100 - thefortysecond (04/05/2013) [-]
tell me your secrets lord
User avatar #365 to #195 - cakeduckfan (04/06/2013) [-]
you type *roll 2* and then you let the magic begin!
User avatar #364 to #100 - zyconx (04/06/2013) [-]
You rolled 33 and have 33 thumbs

No one probably cares though
#106 to #100 - buttcleaner (04/04/2013) [-]
good job...
good job...
#108 to #106 - cakeduckfan (04/04/2013) [-]
thanks :D ah am pohmpt
thanks :D ah am pohmpt
#29 - tazze (04/04/2013) [-]
god dammit
User avatar #93 to #56 - AresX (04/04/2013) [-]
What about black with black outline?
#94 to #93 - girrafalopegis (04/04/2013) [-]
Bottom left of the picture.
Bottom left of the picture.
#97 to #94 - AresX (04/04/2013) [-]
You've countered my smart-assery this time...
You've countered my smart-assery this time...
#96 to #94 - vonspyder (04/04/2013) [-]
then "anything" doesnt really apply then does it?
then "anything" doesnt really apply then does it?
#95 to #56 - vonspyder (04/04/2013) [-]
Not black outline on black text on black.
User avatar #327 to #95 - irvea (04/05/2013) [-]
Look at the left bottom of the picture...
User avatar #89 - namesboo (04/04/2013) [-]
Why didn't she put a rectangular piece of clay in it and hook it up to an alarm clock so they thought it was a C4 or something?
User avatar #146 to #89 - kazekage (04/05/2013) [-]
do you really think that would get through customs?
User avatar #147 to #146 - namesboo (04/05/2013) [-]
Worth a try
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