First upload. About the Scots. Balls like these dcdn' t fit in trousers.. Germans and Scots are natural enemies just like brothers and sisters like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other
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#1 - Rascal (04/04/2013) [-]
that would make for easy tea bagging.
#49 - whatupnachoface (04/05/2013) [-]
Germans and Scots are natural enemies
just like brothers and sisters
like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
#73 to #49 - munchyman ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
I guess Scots and Koreans are ok then?
#74 to #49 - remsaman (04/05/2013) [-]
you scots sure are a contentious people
#62 to #49 - Rascal (04/05/2013) [-]
are you just enemies with everyone?
User avatar #64 to #62 - whatupnachoface (04/05/2013) [-]
You just made an enemy for life!
User avatar #26 - calawesome (04/05/2013) [-]
There is a story of a British soldier in ww2 who went into battle wearing a kilt, playing the bagpipes, and fighting with a sword. He was the scariest ************ that ever lived.
User avatar #29 to #26 - mfwfapfapfap (04/05/2013) [-]
Jack "mad dog" Churchill, read something about him on Cracked.com he apparently got captured and proceeded to walk out his PoW camp...brave bastard.
User avatar #31 to #29 - calawesome (04/05/2013) [-]
And people saw bringing a knife to a gun fight is a disadvantage.
User avatar #34 to #31 - mfwfapfapfap (04/05/2013) [-]
"Any officer who enters a battlefield without a sword is improperly dressed" -Jack "Mad Dog" Churchill.
User avatar #35 to #34 - calawesome (04/05/2013) [-]
Now that's a bad ************ .
User avatar #36 to #35 - mfwfapfapfap (04/05/2013) [-]
yeah he got recaptured and placed into the PoW camp again and walked straight back out! Bad ass mo' fo' he was also quoted saying "Damn yanks ruined everything, if we wanted we coulda kept that war going another good 10 years" or something to that effect.
User avatar #37 to #36 - calawesome (04/05/2013) [-]
Move over Gary Oldman, I have a new hero.
User avatar #38 to #37 - mfwfapfapfap (04/05/2013) [-]
http://www(dot) You need to login to view this link here's the article, it's got a couple kick ass stories in it, defo worth a read... or two and it's cracked so it's always an enjoyable read.
User avatar #39 to #38 - calawesome (04/05/2013) [-]
that's where I originally read it!...thankyou you sexy sonbitch for making my day.
User avatar #41 to #39 - mfwfapfapfap (04/05/2013) [-]
Cracked is really good for kick ass soldier stories! just type in "war" "soldier" or "battle" in the search at the top right you'll find some cool **** !
User avatar #40 to #39 - mfwfapfapfap (04/05/2013) [-]
aha nae problem man, enjoy!
#24 - scottish (04/05/2013) [-]
So.. many.. mentions..
#51 - mrgoodlove (04/05/2013) [-]
This image has expired
this guy is getting ready to **** **** up!
#50 - alucord (04/05/2013) [-]
His manhood was the last thing his enemies saw before death's sweet embrace was shoved into their brain.
#47 - silverlance (04/05/2013) [-]
History does seem to reflect Scottish badassery
take the Roman Empire for example
#57 to #47 - Rascal (04/05/2013) [-]
Good ol' Hadrians Wall.
#58 to #47 - kaslin (04/05/2013) [-]
The Pics, ancestors of the Scots, were so 			*******		 insane that when the Romans got there only to see thousands of screaming naked men painted blue that the entire empire gave a collective NOPE and built a wall to keep the Pics out.   
<---- The Legion's reaction to the Pics.
The Pics, ancestors of the Scots, were so ******* insane that when the Romans got there only to see thousands of screaming naked men painted blue that the entire empire gave a collective NOPE and built a wall to keep the Pics out.
<---- The Legion's reaction to the Pics.
User avatar #65 to #58 - hydraetis ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
That is ******* awesome.
User avatar #72 - ddemiddon (04/05/2013) [-]
The Germans used to call the Scottish soldiers "Ladies from Hell," due to them wearing kilts into battle. The Germans probably laughed at this, because they thought they were girlish for wearing a lady's dress. And as they laughed Scots burst into the trenches left and right, but they weren't firing guns, oh no, they wielded axes and would moon the Germans. After a bloody battle the Scots would cheer and move to the next area for extermination. Chopping and mooning everything in their path.
#52 - rellergert (04/05/2013) [-]
Flying teabag
#81 - berkut ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
Running straight to your enemy with your penis wagging in the air is the best tactic to fight because it blinds your enemy with the glory of your penis.
User avatar #61 - happygrowman (04/05/2013) [-]
the last thing the poor men in trenches ever saw before death...
#55 - doyoulikeapizza (04/05/2013) [-]
**doyoulikeapizza rolled a random image posted in comment #575 at Spiderman thread tiem? **
#77 to #68 - sabcy (04/05/2013) [-]
no
no
#69 - Rascal (04/05/2013) [-]
*KLITS
#5 - icedmantwo (04/04/2013) [-]
but canada was the craziest in WW1
#23 to #5 - Rascal (04/05/2013) [-]
it was a shared effort, Canada has a great reputation in WW1, Scotland also proved itself in that period
#32 to #5 - stevencolbert (04/05/2013) [-]
Damn right!
User avatar #63 to #5 - hydraetis ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
We may be terribly equipped but god damn do we have the skill to make up for it.
User avatar #82 to #63 - icedmantwo (04/05/2013) [-]
good ol' ross rifle will shoot you in the head if you dont field strip it right

surprisingly the huot automatic rifle was amazing
User avatar #6 to #5 - habanaro (04/04/2013) [-]
And also wore kilts (the newfoundland regiment did, at least. Although they weren't technically part of Canada at that point.)
#28 to #6 - harrytwater (04/05/2013) [-]
and the highland regiments still do
User avatar #33 to #5 - trollgiggity (04/05/2013) [-]
Fun fact: In WWI Canadians were referred to as Storm Troopers.
#27 to #5 - swiftimpact (04/05/2013) [-]
as a canadian i am proud of what our past generations have accomplished and what they did during the war was a large turning point to where we are today
BTW every country has their own "crazy guys"
User avatar #66 - isexcats (04/05/2013) [-]
kitls

because you wan't your enemies to seeyour junk
User avatar #67 to #66 - swittig (04/05/2013) [-]
>wan't

u wot m7+1
User avatar #71 to #67 - isexcats (04/05/2013) [-]
I **** you not i read that over atleast three times and said "yep this seems right"


i need to go to bread
User avatar #83 to #71 - spanishninja ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
dat username...
User avatar #70 - falconxmard (04/05/2013) [-]
Even though this is intended to be funny, it makes me remember a lot of bad stories/videos that I've read and seen about trench warfare.
User avatar #9 - awesomestpossum (04/04/2013) [-]
You know how Sweden and that have those "swell with pride" comments? I'm just happy to see the word baws representing our country.
User avatar #2 - sweetjessierose (04/04/2013) [-]
should be "balls like these don't fit in breeks"
#7 to #2 - whatsawilly (04/04/2013) [-]
But they're not wearing breeks? "Breeks" is slang for trousers
User avatar #10 to #7 - mrmcrapey (04/04/2013) [-]
Read the last line of that image again champ.
User avatar #11 to #7 - iiocmsoii (04/04/2013) [-]
breeks is pants ya mongo! breeks or skants mean underpants so yes it is clear they are not wearing trousers or pants. because their baws don't fit in them.
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