ohgodwhy. I feel horrible but my friends thought it was hilarious.... Tonight I had an extremely embarrasing thing happen me While visiting a Marshals store leg
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I feel horrible but my friends thought it was hilarious...

Tonight I had an extremely embarrasing thing happen me
While visiting a Marshals store legation look for mere cheaply
priced candles, I really needed pee.
I finally found the bathrooms, but the other stalls were just...
disgusting. Stuff en the floor, ect. And the bigger stall is always
clean.
Guess which one I used'?
I finished my business and opened the stall leave, and theres
the mest awkward scenario ever...
Theres a persin in a wheelchair whom had been waiting for me
cemo out of the stall for who knows how leng. I didnt hear
them cemo in.
I paniced.
So after standing there just watching this {pedoplanet of a
persin by the way, missing a feet from diabeetus) lady stare me
dawn like Ive commited the werst crime ever, for like three
minutes
She gees "That' s very inconsiderate for yeu use my stall"
she paused and went "well net my stall, but it was meant for
handicapped people like me"
I have high anxiety in confrontations so I cerld just feel myself
getting paler and paler.
And then my brain gees "JUST ACT LIKE A RETARDA"
Very laud{ ish) in a Dene of voice as if I really was indeed deaf
I went
DHATS SUH WUUD I HAM ANND YOU HAR
BEEFING SUH MEEN JAST BEECUZ I DONT WIUK WIKE your
I didnt even wash my hands I just left. She get the mest bewildered
look en her face, and she felt bad. I cerld tell.
I pretended he a handicaped persin make a handicapped
persin feel bad...
a horriible persin Funnyjunk...
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Submitted: 04/04/2013
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#12 - ibleedbmx (04/04/2013) [+] (12 replies)
#19 - paarskwadraat (04/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**paarskwadraat rolled a random image posted in comment #256446 at Ponyville ** YWF you said you were a r-tard
**paarskwadraat rolled a random image posted in comment #256446 at Ponyville ** YWF you said you were a r-tard
#88 - nooneofinterest (04/04/2013) [-]
Option 1: Apologize and acknowledge guilt
Option 2: Act retarded
#55 - nightmaren ONLINE (04/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
That's 						*******					 slick.   
You're alright, OP. You're alright.
That's ******* slick.
You're alright, OP. You're alright.
User avatar #23 - mysteriouswaiz (04/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
you're a good person, you have done a good thing



no but seriously i understand there are things put in place for handicapped people to make things easier on them but it's not SPECIFICALLY for them and them alone is it ? i use the disabled toilets all the time when i piss in a public place...
#58 - firstresponder (04/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Fat people acting as If being fat is a handicap. You're my new favorite person, OP.
#68 - nicolascagelover (04/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"...missing a foot from diabeetus"
"...missing a foot from diabeetus"
#177 - CHUCKNORRiO ONLINE (04/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Storytime guys.
>Be 13
>In middle school
>Waiting in lunch line
>Retard walks up, cuts in front of me.
>I say "Whoa, do you think you're special or something?"
>OH **** .jpg
>Retard turns around with standard retard look on his face
>"YEAH! I'M MENTALLY ******* RETARDED!!!"
>Retard victory screech.
>Attacks with super retard strength
>Tazed and taken out of room
>My friend face when I asked a retard if he thought he was special.
User avatar #46 - deathleprechaun (04/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Type 2 Diabetes is not a handicap.
#18 - talvash ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
i love you
#157 - WitchKingTroll (04/05/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Shameful moments story time, FJ   
>Be me, 14   
>In classroom   
>Crush sits next to me, we have pleasant conversations together   
>Teacher gives out pop quiz or some other 						*************					   
>Silence for a while   
>All of a sudden, crush leans to one side   
>I look over   
>Massive, earthshaking fart leaves her virgin anus   
>She chuckles   
>Everyone in the class, including the teacher, looks up at her   
>Dead silence   
>Suddenly, another girl blows an equally, if not even more moist, disgusting fart   
>Crush looks over at her and laughs, then farts again   
>Both girls commence with trying to upstage each other with bloody diahrrea farts   
>Everyone in the class is 						*******					 laughing   
>I'm 						*******					 not.   
>MFW two girls including my crush started a fart contest in my classroom   
>MFW I'm cursed to be reminded of this every time I fart
Shameful moments story time, FJ
>Be me, 14
>In classroom
>Crush sits next to me, we have pleasant conversations together
>Teacher gives out pop quiz or some other *************
>Silence for a while
>All of a sudden, crush leans to one side
>I look over
>Massive, earthshaking fart leaves her virgin anus
>She chuckles
>Everyone in the class, including the teacher, looks up at her
>Dead silence
>Suddenly, another girl blows an equally, if not even more moist, disgusting fart
>Crush looks over at her and laughs, then farts again
>Both girls commence with trying to upstage each other with bloody diahrrea farts
>Everyone in the class is ******* laughing
>I'm ******* not.
>MFW two girls including my crush started a fart contest in my classroom
>MFW I'm cursed to be reminded of this every time I fart
#54 - distor (04/04/2013) [-]
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#192 - IamAnoob (04/05/2013) [+] (12 replies)
but she was voluntarily handicapped from eating
User avatar #5 - thatnerdyguy (04/04/2013) [-]
You handled that situation beautifully.
#81 - timetravelzero (04/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
MFW "Meatplanet"
MFW "Meatplanet"
#22 - orangepikmin (04/04/2013) [-]
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#65 - fixxxer (04/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So.....Deaf = retarded now?
User avatar #74 - gibroner ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
I refer to the handicapped stall as the deluxe vip stall
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#190 - nightmarecorpse (04/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Just the other day I went to the washroom in the mall and found a half eaten egg mcmuffin, an empty beer can, and an empty bottle of pills all wrapped up in a soiled pair of underpants. Pic related.
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