I work at a Regal movie theater.. Let's just appreciate the lazy here for a second. By the way, if you do this,.. I work in a DVD shop inside a shopping mall, and one day a few weeks ago, a pigeon found it's way into our shop. For obvious reasons, I wanted to get the pidgeo
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I work at a Regal movie theater.

Let's just appreciate the lazy here for a second. By the way, if you do this,

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#25 - trishaferr (04/04/2013) [+] (17 replies)
I work in a DVD shop inside a shopping mall, and one day a few weeks ago, a pigeon found it's way into our shop. For obvious reasons, I wanted to get the pidgeon out of the shop ASAP, especially as the shopping mall has a policy that if it can't get birds out of the centre before the end of the day, they call a guy with a gun to come and kill it.
Anyway, the pigeon was perched on the overhanging light fixtures, and every time I would approach it, it would move to another one.
After a few attempts to try and catch it using a cardboard box, I was creeping close to where it was perched when a customer made loud noises to shoo it away, causing it to fly up high where I can't reach.
When I looked to her for an explination, she said "Aw, just leave it where it is, it isn't doing any harm." To which I replied, "True, but I'd like to get it out before it makes a mess." To which her response was, "Well, you've got a mop haven't you?"
Of course I was pissed off, but I held my tongue and went back to work. After a few minutes, she turned to leave, at which point, that awesome pidgeon took a **** on her ******* head.
She complained to my manager when I burst out laughing, but he told her it was her own fault and gave me a high five.
TL;DR
Interfering bitch got what she deserved.

(Pic related: MFW she stuck her ******* nose in)
User avatar #18 - DrkSide (04/04/2013) [+] (10 replies)
**** that for 12 bucks a ticket they can pick my trash up.
#49 - VaultTechy (04/04/2013) [+] (14 replies)
I work at a video place, more specifically a rental store in a small town and every ******* goddamn piece of **** day that ******* bitch phone rings and I hear
"hey, you guys got Django Unchained yet?"
-"No sir, that'll come out on the 16th!"
"ohh....so no Django eh?"
-"..nope, it hasn't arrived yet"
"Damn... I was gonna come rent it eh? I got six bucks and...wanted to see that show..."
-"Okay, well, you can come get it on the 16th, because we'll have lots of 'em!"
"nooo.... I'm pretty sure I won't be getting it then"
-"Okay, well, enjoy your day!"
"Yeah. (to someone in their vicinity) No Django Unchained, kids..."
"(to me) Yeahh...they all really wanna see it. My whole family."
-"Well, at least the 16th is coming up fast!"
"Yep. But we're not getting it then. Sure you can't rent me one?"
-"Well, we haven't got any and we won't until the 16th."
"Okay....(to someone else) yeah guys, he won't rent me it)"
*hangs up*

WHAT THE **** ?! No, no really, WHAT THE ******* **** , is this guy's problem? We don't have the ******* show! I handle movie orders, I know, for a fact, that Django is not ******* out yet and won't be until April 16th and this ********* guy, what did he think, that I'd be like,

"Oh, hey, dude, you bitched and complained and guilt-tripped me without reason, so I actually, hahah funny thing, I just materialized a copy of that movie that doesn't ******* exist on DVD yet for ya. Yeah, it's just a thing I do, I can just *make* movies but I reserve it for people who really don't ******* deserve them because they call hardworking members of society and **** on them for things out of their control, when they themselves apparently struggle to obtain the six bucks to rent the ******* thing, showing how little they contribute to society. Anyways, come get your movie, hey? It'll be right here!"

Stupid ************* goddammit. I spent 2 hours a shift on the phone with people who do that. **** it, I'm copy/pasting this to Hating board, gotta vent
#55 - foreverporkchop **User deleted account** (04/04/2013) [+] (7 replies)
That description.

If I do this, then what!?
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#167 - faggotprincess (04/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>be 20   
>working in movie theatre as part-time job while in art school   
>my turn to clean women's bathroom   
>walk in, smell nothing but 						****					 and piss   
>half the stall floors flooded with urine   
>not kidding, looked as if they just pissed right on the floor   
>one toilet filled with 						****					, no attempt to flush whatsoever    
>a bloody 						*******					 tampon on the floor in the handicapped stall   
						****					 my life
>be 20
>working in movie theatre as part-time job while in art school
>my turn to clean women's bathroom
>walk in, smell nothing but **** and piss
>half the stall floors flooded with urine
>not kidding, looked as if they just pissed right on the floor
>one toilet filled with **** , no attempt to flush whatsoever
>a bloody ******* tampon on the floor in the handicapped stall
**** my life
User avatar #66 - URLOCKER (04/04/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I make sure I leave it all on the ground just so someone can clean it up.
#34 - jaigurudevaom (04/04/2013) [-]
I always clean my **** up
I wouldn't really like it if people came into my work and left rubbish everywhere
#122 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
That's what you get for charging $4.50 for a bag of popcorn.
User avatar #48 - metallicaone (04/04/2013) [-]
I went to a regal theater and i did that... sorry if this was me
#159 - EmulateSnes ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
I used to Work for ARI as a Welder for a while, the Lunch room was huge and had a trash can at the end of every table and people would still leave **** everywhere. I walked in one day late back form lunch the 2 Janitors Were free styling singing "We got 99 Trash cans but they can't find one, If you're having Vision problems I feel bad for you son but we got 99 trash cans and they cant find one."

<Mfw
User avatar #155 - reusabletampon (04/05/2013) [-]
At least you aren't the jizz mopper of an adult cinema. So if you want to see somebody who has it worse, go there to jerk off and stay to watch them clean it. You people never see the silver lining.
User avatar #54 - YukonCornelius (04/04/2013) [-]
thats like $45 worth of concession food right there
#46 - motherfuckingkenji (04/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I also clean a movie theater.   
All the time People leave their trash on top of the garbage can just because someone else put a popcorn bucket in it so it looks full.   
You just press down, 						**********					!   
   
Also, the other night when I was cleaning the bathrooms, I learned just how much 						********					 it is when girls say the women's bathroom is cleaner than the men's.   
In the men's, the worst I have ever gotten is a bit of piss on the toilet seat and/or some tobacco spit on the urinal.   
In the women's, there's always brownish-yellow 						****					 all over and under the toilet seats.   
But that's not all!   
The other night in the women's bathroom I found a giant turd and a big wad of toilet paper jammed into the toilet with a bloody tampon wrapped around it.   
Bitches, man.
I also clean a movie theater.
All the time People leave their trash on top of the garbage can just because someone else put a popcorn bucket in it so it looks full.
You just press down, ********** !

Also, the other night when I was cleaning the bathrooms, I learned just how much ******** it is when girls say the women's bathroom is cleaner than the men's.
In the men's, the worst I have ever gotten is a bit of piss on the toilet seat and/or some tobacco spit on the urinal.
In the women's, there's always brownish-yellow **** all over and under the toilet seats.
But that's not all!
The other night in the women's bathroom I found a giant turd and a big wad of toilet paper jammed into the toilet with a bloody tampon wrapped around it.
Bitches, man.
#35 - davvi (04/04/2013) [-]
OP's reaction when
OP's reaction when
#7 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/04/2013) [-]
My friends worked for a theater in highschool. Poeple have always been dicks, but then blare witch came out. There was puke everywhere. EVERYWHERE. I DIDNT WORK THEIR AND GOT PUKED ON WHEN ARRIVING AT CLOSING. PUKE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PUKE!!!! I CAN STILL SMELL THE SACHRID SOUR STENCH> WHY MUST PEOPLE WHO GET MOTION SICKNESS SEE A SHAKY CAM MOVIE> SO MUCH VOMIT.
#126 - hybredmoon (04/04/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I dont leave my trash in the theater but looking at all the butt hurt comments I'm sure as hell going to start.    
   
Besides, if no one left there 						****					 laying around, there would be no reason to have someone to clean it up, and you wouldn't have a job. Be grateful.    
   
Besides that besides, for what it costs to get into a movie these days you should just be happy I dont bring in a tube of super glue, rip my popcorn box into little pieces, and make a mural of the dick the box office just 						******					 me with on the back of the seats.
I dont leave my trash in the theater but looking at all the butt hurt comments I'm sure as hell going to start.

Besides, if no one left there **** laying around, there would be no reason to have someone to clean it up, and you wouldn't have a job. Be grateful.

Besides that besides, for what it costs to get into a movie these days you should just be happy I dont bring in a tube of super glue, rip my popcorn box into little pieces, and make a mural of the dick the box office just ****** me with on the back of the seats.
#131 to #126 - hybredmoon (04/05/2013) [-]
jesus 						****					 their! THEIR! I MEANT THEIR! Oh god the grammer nazi's, I can hear them coming! AHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh...........
jesus **** their! THEIR! I MEANT THEIR! Oh god the grammer nazi's, I can hear them coming! AHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh...........
#120 - tbagbandit (04/04/2013) [+] (6 replies)
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#86 - comanderspy (04/04/2013) [+] (6 replies)
if i do this what?! huh?! WACHUGONDO BOUT' IT FAGGIT?!
User avatar #16 - pompladouche (04/04/2013) [-]
as someone who used to clean offices part time, I always looked at it like this; If there werent dirty ***** in this world, I wouldn't have this job
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