beer pong. .. The swastika has 34 cups. Looks like once again the Jews have the disadvantage.
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#1 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
pretty unfair for the jews, tighter formation and less cups than the nazis
#2 to #1 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
*less cups that the Nazis have to eliminate
User avatar #4 to #2 - haugy (04/04/2013) [-]
both teams have the same amount of cups...
tighter formation is true though
#37 to #4 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
No you should count carefully, Nazi's have 34, Jews have 30
User avatar #79 to #37 - haugy (04/05/2013) [-]
well, i thought i did count carefully... but i have to admit you're right
User avatar #5 to #1 - thoubrethrenlivid (04/04/2013) [-]
It was never easy for the jews.
#29 to #5 - grilled (04/04/2013) [-]
**grilled rolled a random image posted in comment #14359 at Anime board social ** **** just got real
#22 - mrfishie (04/04/2013) [-]
The swastika has 34 cups. Looks like once again the Jews have the disadvantage.
The swastika has 34 cups. Looks like once again the Jews have the disadvantage.
#65 to #22 - divinedrgn (04/05/2013) [-]
36 not C's vs 29 juice
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User avatar #44 to #42 - aconfuseddonut (04/05/2013) [-]
SOMETHING AMAZING
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#48 to #47 - aconfuseddonut (04/05/2013) [-]
prepare your anus
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#50 to #49 - aconfuseddonut (04/05/2013) [-]
IT WILL ALL BE OGRE SOON
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#10 - bakinboy ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
Auschwitz doesnt mean concentration camp
Auschwitz doesnt mean concentration camp
User avatar #64 to #10 - YllekNayr (04/05/2013) [-]
I believe it merely means that you can change the name to "Concentration camp" if you don't know what Auschwitz is.
#21 to #10 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
appearently it means, "heil power rangers"
#40 - awildniglet (04/05/2013) [-]
That doesn't look like 6 million cups to me
User avatar #27 - olmesy (04/04/2013) [-]
I was counting the cups in each arm of the swastika and adding them up in my head.
I found myself going "nine, nine, nine, nine"
#30 - mattdoggy (04/04/2013) [-]
mfw i lost...
#3 - dpnoice (04/04/2013) [-]
Auschwitz doesn't mean concentration camp, it is one -_-
User avatar #6 to #3 - trollofhalo (04/04/2013) [-]
It meant that if you didn't know what Aushwitz meant just call it Concentration camp.
#7 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
no one noticed that the swastika isn't made correctly?
User avatar #51 - Bruda (04/05/2013) [-]
Nazi's have 36.
#11 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
Drinking is bad. It's a weakness. I hate the people who go to parties and can't have fun with their friends without alcohol. It's pathetic that they can't enjoy themselves at a ******* party with all their friends without needing to drink. Or the people who hide in a bottle from their problems. It's just a crutch. Man the **** up and deal with your problems. Life is hard, man up. You wont find any solutions to your problems at the bottom of a bottle, they're still there when you sober up. It's also horrible for you body basically like drinking poison.
#23 to #18 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
Just watched the video. This guy is a ******* idiot and he makes serious problems into jokes. Your kids don't have bruises, they just got a promotion, they got home safely, i'm angry on alcohol, get through the day, and many other idiot **** this guy said.
User avatar #34 to #23 - beercules (04/04/2013) [-]
he makes serious problems into to jokes because hes a comedian, its his job. Just because you get offended by it doesnt mean its not funny to others or should be taken seriously, anyway you seem tense, maybe you should have a cold one and relax a bit
#39 to #34 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
He's stupid and shouldn't be drinking while on the job, it's highly unprofessional. I'd rather not drink poison though, thanks for the offer though.
#16 to #11 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
I completely agree with that, people who drink are pathetic and are ruining their body. That's why I use XTC and cocaine...
User avatar #25 to #11 - olmesy (04/04/2013) [-]
I made a vow to never take advice from an anon. This rule serves me well to this day
#31 to #25 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
don't molest children
User avatar #33 to #31 - olmesy (04/04/2013) [-]
Well, my rule has held true so far. Guess I'm off to the local children's hospital
#38 to #25 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
This is actually good and useful advice though. You shouldn't drink. It's stupid.
User avatar #41 to #38 - olmesy (04/05/2013) [-]
May I ask how old you are?
#54 to #41 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
I don't see why that matters but i'm 19.
User avatar #55 to #54 - olmesy (04/05/2013) [-]
(Stop thumbing down my comments)
Have you actually ever gone out drinking to experience the atmosphere? It's not something you can experience while sober. You can make friends with people you don't know and because even closer to your current friends. It's not as much of a weakness as it is a tool to help socialising.
It's the social equivalent of saying cars are bad because they're weak and occasionally cause death and that running is better
#68 to #55 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
Nope never, I don't enjoy self harming, it's a warning sign of suicide. I'm actually a pretty social guy, I don't need alcohol to help me socialize. I'm 19 and in college, I go to the occasional party. I'm not that weird guy standing in the corner silently judging everyone, I walk around with friends and socialize or meet new people. Someone offers me a drink I just say no thank you, I don't preach to them.
#13 to #11 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
Pussy.
#12 to #11 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
you sound like you need a drink
User avatar #14 to #12 - coolcalx (04/04/2013) [-]
>responding to copypasta
#24 to #12 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
No thanks i'd rather be productive and not slowly kill myself with poison.
#63 to #24 - zombifier (04/05/2013) [-]
Some of us need drinks or we'll kill everyone and everything around us.
#70 to #63 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
Than you obviously have serious problems and need to see somebody about that.
User avatar #71 to #70 - zombifier (04/05/2013) [-]
duh, gotta be ****** up in the head to be an infantryman, even then, this job is stressful as **** at times
#74 to #71 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
So instead of hiding from your problems in a beer go ******* do something about them... or talk to somebody. I don't know really, go figure something out.
User avatar #75 to #74 - zombifier (04/05/2013) [-]
why the **** would i drink piss water? and no one to talk to, they don't understand the joy either
#81 to #75 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
Pretty sure they have professionals to talk to... you know, people who could actually help you.
User avatar #82 to #81 - zombifier (04/05/2013) [-]
**** that noise, insanity keeps me entertained when there is nothing to do
#83 to #82 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
Self harming is a warning sign of suicide. If you willingly ingest poison and don't care about the consequences than you're self harming purposely. Some people cut their wrists, some people drink alcohol. They're all willingly damaging their bodies. Also the fact that you enjoy your insanity...
User avatar #84 to #83 - zombifier (04/05/2013) [-]
depends on how much you drink, I usually only have a couple a day (which reduces the risk of heart disease and makes a generally happier person)

i only get ********** maybe once or twice a month, unless there's a holiday, birthday, or the power goes out
#88 to #84 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
For every one kind of good thing it does there are 5 negative side affects. It's not worth it. Even a small amount of alcohol damages the body.
#20 to #12 - PIPExDAD (04/04/2013) [-]
No, they sound like I need a drink.
#78 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
30 Can't be divided by 4 equally. 4 even arms of the Swastika?

Seems legit.
User avatar #98 to #78 - aulubear ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
They aren't.

One side has four on the outer arm, where as the other three have five.
#77 - quesocnkane (04/05/2013) [-]
Here is what my friends and I play:   
   
Vietnam War   
   
You have Vietnam versus the US. Each team has 15 cups.   
You arrange the 15 cups on the US to be in a triangle as you would in regular BP, and Vietnam arranges their cups all over the table in any formation they would like.   
   
This is a 3v3 game, with no "this team shoots that team shoots." If you have a ball in your hand, you shoot. You only drink if your partner on the opposite side makes a cup. I.E. US letter A only drinks if Vietnam letter A makes a cup, and vice versa.   
   
US has their cup filled about 1/5th of the way full, and Vietnam has full cups of beer. (Not too full, or the balls will bounce out, just as full as you can get them.)   
   
When Vietnam kills a US soldier, the cup must be drank, immediately refilled, then put back into formation.   
   
When a Vietkong goes down, you must down that beer as fast as you can, then remove that cup from the game.    
   
The catch? You may not shoot untill you have finished your drink.   
   
When the US gets all of Vietnam's cups, they get a Tet-Offensive. From here, the US lines up all their cups, and Vietnam gets 2 minutes of non-stop shooting to kill all of the US soldiers. The US must give all the balls back as fast as possible so Vietnam has as many shots as possible.   
   
The game is over if Vietnam can force the US to surrender, OR the US just doesn't want to play the game anymore.   
   
Pic unrelated. I only want the attention so you guys read it, then play it all over the world. Nobody I've ever met knows about it, so I figured I would share.   
   
I do not know where I got the game from, but it is not my invention, i do not claim credit for it. Only want to share my favorite BP variant.
Here is what my friends and I play:

Vietnam War

You have Vietnam versus the US. Each team has 15 cups.
You arrange the 15 cups on the US to be in a triangle as you would in regular BP, and Vietnam arranges their cups all over the table in any formation they would like.

This is a 3v3 game, with no "this team shoots that team shoots." If you have a ball in your hand, you shoot. You only drink if your partner on the opposite side makes a cup. I.E. US letter A only drinks if Vietnam letter A makes a cup, and vice versa.

US has their cup filled about 1/5th of the way full, and Vietnam has full cups of beer. (Not too full, or the balls will bounce out, just as full as you can get them.)

When Vietnam kills a US soldier, the cup must be drank, immediately refilled, then put back into formation.

When a Vietkong goes down, you must down that beer as fast as you can, then remove that cup from the game.

The catch? You may not shoot untill you have finished your drink.

When the US gets all of Vietnam's cups, they get a Tet-Offensive. From here, the US lines up all their cups, and Vietnam gets 2 minutes of non-stop shooting to kill all of the US soldiers. The US must give all the balls back as fast as possible so Vietnam has as many shots as possible.

The game is over if Vietnam can force the US to surrender, OR the US just doesn't want to play the game anymore.

Pic unrelated. I only want the attention so you guys read it, then play it all over the world. Nobody I've ever met knows about it, so I figured I would share.

I do not know where I got the game from, but it is not my invention, i do not claim credit for it. Only want to share my favorite BP variant.
#60 - stevencolbert (04/05/2013) [-]
I WANT IT!
I WANT IT!
User avatar #26 - xanjr (04/04/2013) [-]
Blitzkreig? Its blitzkrieg goddamnit!
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#56 to #43 - oedad (04/05/2013) [-]
How does a strategy developed first by the Germans but late used with great efficacy by the Americans and its allies have anything to do with it being a Nazi thing. Its a mechanized warfare thing
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User avatar #57 to #26 - alhemicar (04/05/2013) [-]
It's Blitzkrieg, with a capital B

2nazi4u
User avatar #19 - slapchoppin (04/04/2013) [-]
man Hitler sure was a "sour kraut"
User avatar #17 - vampyrate (04/04/2013) [-]
Auschwitz concentration camp was a network of concentration and extermination camps built and operated by the Third Reich in Polish areas annexed by Nazi Germany
#28 to #17 - uvacrazy (04/04/2013) [-]
you are a special kind of stupid, aren't you?
User avatar #8 - scilla (04/04/2013) [-]
isnt it a lot harder to hit the swastica than it is to hit the star?
User avatar #15 to #8 - thejerseyjenn (04/04/2013) [-]
wasn't it easier for the nazis to kill the jews than for the jews to rebel against the nazis?
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