Why'd Jesus quit playing hockey?. Because he kept getting nailed to the boards! Why do girls like jesus? Cause he was hung like this! stretches arms out. Denon  Why'd Jesus quit playing hockey? Because he kept getting nailed to the boards! Why do girls like jesus? Cause was hung this! stretches arms out Denon
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Why'd Jesus quit playing hockey?. Because he kept getting nailed to the boards! Why do girls like jesus? Cause he was hung like this! stretches arms out. Denon

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards!

Why do girls like jesus? Cause he was hung like this! *stretches arms out*

Denon roe
scizzor:
butth OWE
Host attended the best passion of the Christ play. As
they were "nailing" Jesus to the cross the entire thing
broke. No one knew What to do and it got quiet. Finally
one of the guards on stage said "You get out of it this
time Jesus"
I CAN' T STOP FUCKING LAUGHING NOBODY LOOK AT ME
ITS BACK
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #4 - deescalation
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"I can't stop ******* laughing, nobody look at me" -the sentence that killed the post
User avatar #12 to #4 - crampypmarc
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it really crossed the line.
#20 to #4 - anon id: 1fe8d3d5
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Well, were not here to please you, sorry.
#26 to #4 - hillbillypowpow
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They really meant "I need attention and this seems like a good time to but in to something."
User avatar #5 to #4 - fluffed
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there are two kinds of people ....im from tumblurrr
#7 to #5 - infernis
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User avatar #8 to #7 - fluffed
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i cant
User avatar #16 to #5 - tocoolforyouinajar
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Tumblr isn't that bad as a website, but it does have a pretty bad community. That's why i still use FJ
User avatar #17 to #16 - zilver
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Implying FJ has any better community
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User avatar #19 to #17 - tocoolforyouinajar
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Yes that is what i was doing. I love FJ community
User avatar #22 to #16 - gayboard
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FJ's community isn't any better to be honest.
User avatar #24 to #22 - tocoolforyouinajar
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I disagree, but it has pretty bad content
#25 to #24 - gayboard
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Well maybe you've seen the brighter side of the community because all i've seen is 12 year olds who if see any opinion they don't like will attack them.
#35 to #25 - rawesome
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I don't really have anything to say, but this fox needed to be posted.
#36 to #35 - gayboard
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wat
#30 to #25 - tocoolforyouinajar
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Oh yea of course, there are the bad in our community, but I just happen to share most of my views and opinions with the majority of people on this website so I just like the common interests. I also share a similar sense of humor.
Oh yea of course, there are the bad in our community, but I just happen to share most of my views and opinions with the majority of people on this website so I just like the common interests. I also share a similar sense of humor.
User avatar #33 to #30 - gayboard
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I just don't belong here, I suppose.
#3 - payseht
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I saw a movie where Jesus got nailed

they took a lot of liberties from the source material...
#18 - thevoididoidi
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Hey that's bad, they were only trying to save him from the aliens
#31 to #18 - dwarfman
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I think he'll be just fine.
#9 - sonofmymother
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I am so done with this site
#13 - motherfuckingkenji
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STORY TIME!   
One year when I was at Bible camp (Even though I'm atheist. Don't ask.), we had this guy with Down Syndrome named Jesse.   
On a scale of Po to tato, he was pretty downy, but he was a really cool guy and we became friends while we were there.   
Around the last day we were there, there was a "talent show", where anyone could go up on stage in front of the whole camp and **** around really (Our cabin sung Amazing Grace as Arnold Schwarzenegger, the camp nurse played spoons, **** was quite cash, old chap.). Every year he was there, Jesse always did a sort of Passion of the Christ play where he would have a couple counselors pretend to whip him and nail him to a cross and whatnot. There wasn't any talking, just an "ugh!" after each arm movement. When they put him in the tomb, he waited 5 seconds before standing up and shouting in his potatoey way "I'M ALIIIIVE!"   
Now, I wasn't there at the tomb a few thousand years ago, but I don't think that's what Jesus said when he got out of there.   
   
TL:DR a story that might make you exhale through your nose a bit.
STORY TIME!
One year when I was at Bible camp (Even though I'm atheist. Don't ask.), we had this guy with Down Syndrome named Jesse.
On a scale of Po to tato, he was pretty downy, but he was a really cool guy and we became friends while we were there.
Around the last day we were there, there was a "talent show", where anyone could go up on stage in front of the whole camp and **** around really (Our cabin sung Amazing Grace as Arnold Schwarzenegger, the camp nurse played spoons, **** was quite cash, old chap.). Every year he was there, Jesse always did a sort of Passion of the Christ play where he would have a couple counselors pretend to whip him and nail him to a cross and whatnot. There wasn't any talking, just an "ugh!" after each arm movement. When they put him in the tomb, he waited 5 seconds before standing up and shouting in his potatoey way "I'M ALIIIIVE!"
Now, I wasn't there at the tomb a few thousand years ago, but I don't think that's what Jesus said when he got out of there.

TL:DR a story that might make you exhale through your nose a bit.
User avatar #15 to #13 - lorenrachel
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It did!
User avatar #41 to #13 - mondominiman
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Whenever I hear down syndrome i can't help but thing of some old joke that went "You got down syndrome so bad you probably got left, right, and up syndrome too."
#34 to #13 - holybatman
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I lost it at "On a scale of Po to tato".
#27 to #13 - comanderspy
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#32 - dwarfman
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#37 - thebritishguy
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User avatar #44 to #37 - thebritishguy
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kind if sick how people want a mass genocide really, my Dad prays every day for the end of the world when I will supposedly be burnt alive along with women and children, flipping religion
#43 - thebritishguy
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#10 - wafflepan
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Do people find it funny when people post comments like...
"OH MY GAWD IM LAUGHING I CANT SOMEONE HELP I CAN'T"
User avatar #11 to #10 - ariusbrightwing
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I do yush.
User avatar #21 to #10 - gayboard
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I do.