pirates. . I, about an hour one as 14 at a party on Halloween weekend. Some our was dressed up as Captain jack Sparrow. Awesome, I know. Anyways, the Party was
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I, about an hour one as
14 at a party on Halloween weekend. Some our was
dressed up as Captain jack Sparrow. Awesome, I know.
Anyways, the Party was on the second tattoe and the cops
ended up showing up. Capt. Sparrow looked at them when
they came in, threw open the window and yelled,
Gentlemen. you will forever remember this as the day you
almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow? and jumped out the
window.
Broke both legs, still not his minor in possession,
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#1 - betesta (04/03/2013) [+] (5 replies)
The dude's face when
The dude's face when
#33 - thechosentroll (04/04/2013) [-]
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Judge in court: You are by far the dumbest convict I've ever heard of.
Guy: But you've heard of me.
#7 - tombohomeboy (04/04/2013) [+] (8 replies)
"Those highlighted lines really helped me understand the content " - no one ever
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#19 - critique (04/04/2013) [-]
hfw jumping out of the window
hfw jumping out of the window
#50 - oliviliv (04/04/2013) [-]
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#53 - princecomet (04/04/2013) [+] (8 replies)
If I were one of those cops, I probably would have made sure he got to the hospital and let him off with a warning.   
   
Then again, cops around here go by the magic rule. If you can make them laugh, they'll go easy on you.   
   
For example, When I first moved to this town, I weighed 367 pounds, [immobility spinal fractures. I was 15. eyup. fat] and had to borrow my grandfathers scooter. At the time, you could not drive them on the side walk in this town [wat] and a cop stopped me before a hill. He told me I had to drive on the side on the road, or walk to scooter up the hill. I looked at him and said "Officer, do you really think this ass is going to weave passed cars, or waddle up that hill, let alone pulling this thing?" He lost it, gave me a coupon for free french-fries at McDonalds, and left.   
   
That was 7 years ago. I'm 100lb lighter, had 3 surgeries on my spine, and I still know that same cop too. Officer Striker. 						******					 love that guy.    
   
Oh, and scooters can be on sidewalks now. Which is neat.
If I were one of those cops, I probably would have made sure he got to the hospital and let him off with a warning.

Then again, cops around here go by the magic rule. If you can make them laugh, they'll go easy on you.

For example, When I first moved to this town, I weighed 367 pounds, [immobility spinal fractures. I was 15. eyup. fat] and had to borrow my grandfathers scooter. At the time, you could not drive them on the side walk in this town [wat] and a cop stopped me before a hill. He told me I had to drive on the side on the road, or walk to scooter up the hill. I looked at him and said "Officer, do you really think this ass is going to weave passed cars, or waddle up that hill, let alone pulling this thing?" He lost it, gave me a coupon for free french-fries at McDonalds, and left.

That was 7 years ago. I'm 100lb lighter, had 3 surgeries on my spine, and I still know that same cop too. Officer Striker. ****** love that guy.

Oh, and scooters can be on sidewalks now. Which is neat.
#37 - arrogant (04/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#35 - domitius (04/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
is this how it looked?
is this how it looked?
#6 - urikhi ONLINE (04/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#31 - dealwithitfagg (04/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#36 - mrgoodlove ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
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Totally worth it.
#49 - BerryLicious (04/04/2013) [-]
So... Many... Sparrow gifs! I'm in heaven.

On a side note, this is a brilliant post.
#10 - giggitygil (04/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**giggitygil rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at Nice try poor people, nice try. ** Hfw
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#34 - kaboomz (04/04/2013) [-]
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#23 - justsomechickyo (04/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
mfw and if i ever meet that kid....
mfw and if i ever meet that kid....
User avatar #4 - fitchy (04/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
this was posted on my school's confession page also. Fake and gay
#73 - trollzorr (04/04/2013) [-]
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#46 - helldog (04/04/2013) [-]
cops face when they saw him jump
cops face when they saw him jump
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