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I, about an hour one as
14 at a party on Halloween weekend. Some our was
dressed up as Captain jack Sparrow. Awesome, I know.
Anyways, the Party was on the second tattoe and the cops
ended up showing up. Capt. Sparrow looked at them when
they came in, threw open the window and yelled,
Gentlemen. you will forever remember this as the day you
almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow? and jumped out the
window.
Broke both legs, still not his minor in possession,
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#33 - thechosentroll (04/04/2013) [-]
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Judge in court: You are by far the dumbest convict I've ever heard of.
Guy: But you've heard of me.
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User avatar #105 to #11 - deathstare (04/05/2013) [-]
Why did he run? Is it because he had drugs?
#69 to #11 - fucyougumby (04/04/2013) [-]
that **** is not just a fine man. when i got one, it was 6 months probation, $1500 on a lawyer, $200 in court fees, $300 for alcohol/driving classes, and a **** ton of worrying my balls off
#1 - betesta ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
The dude's face when
The dude's face when
User avatar #2 to #1 - lolturtle (04/04/2013) [-]
no thats the wrong line man
#3 to #2 - mutants (04/04/2013) [-]
I think you're missing the joke.
#8 to #3 - christanych (04/04/2013) [-]
**christanych rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Apples Suck ** what he must be thinking
User avatar #86 to #1 - metabeetle (04/04/2013) [-]
supervillanus this content and its stuff
User avatar #14 to #1 - iamblastoise (04/04/2013) [-]
"... Because I'm going to jail."
#7 - tombohomeboy (04/04/2013) [-]
"Those highlighted lines really helped me understand the content " - no one ever
#62 to #7 - atma ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
it gives the viewer a bit of guidance so that it's not a big blob of text
i know it's just a short paragraph, but for inattentive people like me, reading is hard, man
User avatar #15 to #7 - iamblastoise (04/04/2013) [-]
Well if you wanna get literal, you said that.
User avatar #16 to #15 - sinonyx ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
and if you want to be technical.. he typed it, not said it
User avatar #17 to #16 - iamblastoise (04/04/2013) [-]
If you want to get hypothetical, he may have said it as he typed it; As well as many people that see his comment.
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User avatar #68 to #47 - wilvine **User deleted account** (04/04/2013) [-]
If you want to get hypocritical I did, but I hate it when people do **** like that.
User avatar #94 to #17 - cormy (04/04/2013) [-]
If you want to get anal, he never even mentioned "said" in his post.
Therefore and thusly, YOU WIN!
#32 to #17 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
You read comments out loud?
#53 - princecomet (04/04/2013) [-]
If I were one of those cops, I probably would have made sure he got to the hospital and let him off with a warning.   
   
Then again, cops around here go by the magic rule. If you can make them laugh, they'll go easy on you.   
   
For example, When I first moved to this town, I weighed 367 pounds, [immobility spinal fractures. I was 15. eyup. fat] and had to borrow my grandfathers scooter. At the time, you could not drive them on the side walk in this town [wat] and a cop stopped me before a hill. He told me I had to drive on the side on the road, or walk to scooter up the hill. I looked at him and said "Officer, do you really think this ass is going to weave passed cars, or waddle up that hill, let alone pulling this thing?" He lost it, gave me a coupon for free french-fries at McDonalds, and left.   
   
That was 7 years ago. I'm 100lb lighter, had 3 surgeries on my spine, and I still know that same cop too. Officer Striker. 			******		 love that guy.    
   
Oh, and scooters can be on sidewalks now. Which is neat.
If I were one of those cops, I probably would have made sure he got to the hospital and let him off with a warning.

Then again, cops around here go by the magic rule. If you can make them laugh, they'll go easy on you.

For example, When I first moved to this town, I weighed 367 pounds, [immobility spinal fractures. I was 15. eyup. fat] and had to borrow my grandfathers scooter. At the time, you could not drive them on the side walk in this town [wat] and a cop stopped me before a hill. He told me I had to drive on the side on the road, or walk to scooter up the hill. I looked at him and said "Officer, do you really think this ass is going to weave passed cars, or waddle up that hill, let alone pulling this thing?" He lost it, gave me a coupon for free french-fries at McDonalds, and left.

That was 7 years ago. I'm 100lb lighter, had 3 surgeries on my spine, and I still know that same cop too. Officer Striker. ****** love that guy.

Oh, and scooters can be on sidewalks now. Which is neat.
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User avatar #79 to #53 - usmcoorah (04/04/2013) [-]
What an incredibly fitting name for a cop.
Good for you on losing 100 pounds though man thats definitely no easy feat.
User avatar #58 to #53 - weinergobbler (04/04/2013) [-]
**weinergobbler rolls 256** your new weight

congrats on losing 100 pounds btw
#61 to #58 - princecomet (04/04/2013) [-]
Thanks, mate.
Thanks, mate.
User avatar #59 to #58 - weinergobbler (04/04/2013) [-]
**** that was close
#63 to #53 - guidoforlife (04/04/2013) [-]
i thought you said you were now a '100 lb fighter'
i thought you said you were now a '100 lb fighter'
#64 to #63 - princecomet (04/04/2013) [-]
As much as I would love to be, sadly I am not a ninja.
As much as I would love to be, sadly I am not a ninja.
#80 to #64 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
Freaking luchadors man.
#50 - oliviliv (04/04/2013) [-]
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#60 to #37 - shenro (04/04/2013) [-]
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#35 - domitius (04/04/2013) [-]
is this how it looked?
is this how it looked?
User avatar #52 to #35 - lasmamoe (04/04/2013) [-]
I think he opened the window before jumping.
#45 to #35 - ltsparky (04/04/2013) [-]
This gif always makes me wonder whether or not he meant to smash off the middle part of the window. Bet that hurt good.
This gif always makes me wonder whether or not he meant to smash off the middle part of the window. Bet that hurt good.
#19 - critique (04/04/2013) [-]
hfw jumping out of the window
hfw jumping out of the window
#6 - urikhi ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
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#31 - dealwithitfagg (04/04/2013) [-]
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#36 - mrgoodlove (04/04/2013) [-]
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Totally worth it.
#49 - BerryLicious (04/04/2013) [-]
So... Many... Sparrow gifs! I'm in heaven.

On a side note, this is a brilliant post.
#34 - kaboomz (04/04/2013) [-]
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#23 - justsomechickyo (04/04/2013) [-]
mfw and if i ever meet that kid....
mfw and if i ever meet that kid....
#66 to #23 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
The plan bee gins- steroid man. CASE NOT DEE MIST$$$
#73 - trollzorr (04/04/2013) [-]
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#28 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
> Be 14
> Big fan og Johnny Depp and Jack Sparrow
> Walked around like Jack Sparrow
> Had break and were outside
> Still walking like Jack Sparrow
> Out of nowhere my mom drives up beside me.
> She starts to yell and asks what I have done !
> Didn't know what the **** was happening
> Teachers had called and told her I walked weird and thought I was on drugs.
#40 to #28 - fcrocker (04/04/2013) [-]
Such a fag
#65 to #51 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
le yolo swag lololololo XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
#46 - helldog (04/04/2013) [-]
cops face when they saw him jump
cops face when they saw him jump
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