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#75 - mrmamric (04/04/2013) [-]
Guise
Guise
what if guise
guise

What if he's talking about his home phone.
#160 to #75 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
Line at the end gives us almost complete certainty that he was referring to the lost phone throughout the conversation.
#81 to #75 - ilovesalad (04/04/2013) [-]
yeah but, the "um........ but its mine phone not theirs" was still pretty stupid
#119 to #81 - mrmamric (04/04/2013) [-]
I'm just going to sya he was having an off day. He lost his damn phone after all.
#96 to #75 - sybarite (04/04/2013) [-]
"call or text me please"

Unless you are deaf and using a TTY you don't text your home phone.
#145 to #96 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
If you text a home phone you'll get a call and hear an automated text to speech voice saying the contents of that text.
#184 to #75 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
good luck texting a home phone
User avatar #84 to #75 - garymuthafuknoak (04/04/2013) [-]
jesus christ how horrifying
#134 to #75 - berkut (04/04/2013) [-]
Guise    
Guise    
what if guise    
guise    
   
What if he has TWO phones?
Guise
Guise
what if guise
guise

What if he has TWO phones?
User avatar #42 - danniegurl (04/04/2013) [-]
house phone anyone?
User avatar #47 to #42 - swittig (04/04/2013) [-]
"call or text"
User avatar #67 to #47 - izzygirl (04/04/2013) [-]
Sometimes when you text a landline, the person will end up receiving a voicemail that reads the text message.
My sister had accidentally texted my mother's work phone once, and that happened to her.
User avatar #49 to #47 - danniegurl (04/04/2013) [-]
some people have their phones connected with their computer
+1
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User avatar #155 to #42 - kolmar (04/04/2013) [-]
Yea that's what I thought also, but he did say ''but it's my phone, not theirs''.
#73 - Dwarf (04/04/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #1399957 at Friendly ** > put home number in contacts
> Name it "Mr. Call This Number If You Find My Phone"
Your move, Erin.
#169 to #73 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
jesus...
User avatar #120 to #73 - dayasalion (04/04/2013) [-]
holy **** . i love everything about that picture.
User avatar #85 to #73 - theghostrider (04/04/2013) [-]
Oh god, I laughed so hard.
#38 - unclemagic (04/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #44 - Yojimbo (04/04/2013) [-]
Once upon a time, people used these things called "Landlines". They were like your cell phones, but you couldn't take them with you, they stayed in your home. You couldn't use them to go on the internet or play games, or even....text people. Only calls. Those were dark times.
#51 to #44 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
That sounds just as bad as the Holocaust.
User avatar #185 to #51 - kylecracksthesky (04/04/2013) [-]
The Callocaust.
#4 - fightingirishman (04/03/2013) [-]
Um... but it's my phone, not theirs
#27 to #4 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
We know, we just saw the ******* content.
#28 to #4 - miscarriage (04/03/2013) [-]
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I hate that face so much.

Not just because rage faces are "cancer" now, just I've always hated it, even when it was popular.
#65 to #28 - ohgodwaitimatheist (04/04/2013) [-]
Everyone hates that face, always company to something that will piss anybody.
#172 to #28 - inbardo (04/04/2013) [-]
You hated rage faces before it was cool?
#128 to #28 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
That's why it got so popular....
#158 - dsgbiohazard (04/04/2013) [-]
But who is phone?!
#176 - noonesperfect (04/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #93 to #66 - murrlogic (04/04/2013) [-]
Goddamit Boner Y U Do Dis?
#101 to #66 - tbagbandit (04/04/2013) [-]
I like where this is going
I like where this is going
#148 to #101 - irvea (04/04/2013) [-]
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So do I.
#186 to #148 - masterfluffydubs (04/04/2013) [-]
what's goin on up there? oh my....go on...
what's goin on up there? oh my....go on...
#200 to #186 - tbagbandit (04/04/2013) [-]
Hahahaha good one sir
Hahahaha good one sir
#201 to #200 - irvea (04/04/2013) [-]
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Oh but we're not done yet. :3
#203 to #201 - masterfluffydubs (04/04/2013) [-]
and so it begins...
and so it begins...
#207 to #205 - irvea (04/07/2013) [-]
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I feel ashamed for being so late.
Lets continue & y u no use transparency?
#208 to #207 - irvea (04/07/2013) [-]
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Also, your last gif looks a bit broken.
Then again, I kinda like broken gifs.
Lemme break mine! Yay. :3
#153 - shishiko **User deleted account** (04/04/2013) [-]
God dammit Austin.
God dammit Austin.
+31
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#94 to #3 - pwoneill (04/04/2013) [-]
You've had rocks?

had as in collect or had as in copulate with?

#50 to #3 - thereasonableperso ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
I didn't even read the names, i thought it was a woman. I've been here too long.
User avatar #52 to #50 - thousandyearsolo (04/04/2013) [-]
I know how you feel
User avatar #56 to #3 - alcatronz (04/04/2013) [-]
Rocks are pretty dense, though.
#157 to #3 - milthyfoustache (04/04/2013) [-]
They're not rocks Marie, they're ******* minerals!
#152 - claytonb (04/04/2013) [-]
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#39 - sirbrentcoe (04/04/2013) [-]
look here son....
look here son....
#133 - tiredandhungry (04/04/2013) [-]
<-- has her phone
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