Tennessee pride, Jack Daniels whiskey. . Jack Daniels Fishing Story tnmt, Ouut. "So I poured a little Whiskey into its mouth...and the snake went limp." If I had a nickel for every time...
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#61 - demonbunny (04/04/2013) [-]
"So I poured a little Whiskey into its mouth...and the snake went limp."

If I had a nickel for every time...
#97 to #61 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
comedy gold
comedy gold
#102 to #61 - anoyingmos ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
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#103 to #61 - John Cena (04/04/2013) [-]
I am missing the joke...
Someone care to explain?
User avatar #104 to #103 - UA partay (04/04/2013) [-]
Look up the term whiskey dick.
#105 to #104 - John Cena (04/04/2013) [-]
OH!!!!!!
Never knew the term so it's no wonder that i didn't get it.
#76 to #61 - thechosentroll (04/04/2013) [-]
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#72 to #61 - fistpump (04/04/2013) [-]
Oh my lord.
Oh my lord.
#87 to #61 - ltsparky (04/04/2013) [-]
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#73 to #61 - apocalypseboyz (04/04/2013) [-]
You goddamn genius



You goddamn genius
#20 - allion ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
snake's fw
snake's fw
User avatar #5 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/03/2013) [-]
Instead of spiderbro, you got snakebro.
User avatar #100 to #5 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/04/2013) [-]
This is on top 80? Wow.
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User avatar #68 to #23 - lapsushominum (04/04/2013) [-]
Gentlemen.
User avatar #19 - thatscrewedupkid (04/04/2013) [-]
fun fact, in Lynchburg, the city where JD is made, you cannot buy it. its a dry county.
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#14 - neosonic ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #63 - supersnake (04/04/2013) [-]
ok


#64 to #63 - ybigballz (04/04/2013) [-]
where did you find the frogs?
#69 to #64 - supersnake (04/04/2013) [-]
i live in a swamp ghetto they be errywhere
#1 - John Cena (04/03/2013) [-]
Using frogs as bait is forbidden in my country
#6 to #1 - unclemagic (04/04/2013) [-]
You dumb ass foreigner.
#28 to #1 - winglit (04/04/2013) [-]
We're on our way
User avatar #2 to #1 - shaddz (04/03/2013) [-]
lol no wander if your in a country that uses the word forbidden instead of illegal.
#4 to #3 - shaddz (04/03/2013) [-]
why thank you sir, here is a dragonfly giving a high 5
why thank you sir, here is a dragonfly giving a high 5
#7 to #4 - paladinhunt (04/04/2013) [-]
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#12 to #2 - John Cena (04/04/2013) [-]
dat awful spelling and grammar
#110 to #12 - John Cena (04/04/2013) [-]
I love you grammar nazis.
The grammar nazis usually speak only one language,english.
And they think the whole world speaks it fluently too.
#113 to #110 - John Cena (04/04/2013) [-]
English, German, Spanish.

Come at me, bro.
User avatar #55 to #2 - kirkbot ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
wonder*
you're*
#107 to #2 - samboy ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
I don't get why this is so funny, someone enlighten me please.

please don't hit me.

<--- I'm ready for you're rage.
#109 to #107 - John Cena (04/04/2013) [-]
***** like frogs as bait sounds like a ***** ass undeveloped country. Forbidden sounds like a word used by tribal ass ***** countries.
User avatar #95 to #2 - TreesyDoesIt ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
*wonder
*you're
#71 - doyoulikeapizza (04/04/2013) [-]
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#47 - suagrshayne (04/04/2013) [-]
Who named a snake known for its painful and venomous bites cottonmouth
User avatar #56 to #47 - elbrysobrony (04/04/2013) [-]
I know nothing about the snake, but... Isn't it like you foam at the mouth if you get bit, and it looks sorta like cotton?
User avatar #89 to #47 - nephritho (04/04/2013) [-]
And because the snake attacked people at cotton farms
#108 to #89 - cochlearimplant (04/04/2013) [-]
Actually the Cottonmouth snake resides in primarily swampy environments. An example would be certain places in the state of Florida. (where they grew cotton yes.)

Everything to do with the color white, nothing to do with the crop.
#49 to #47 - cochlearimplant (04/04/2013) [-]
It's the color ... Look inside the mouth.
#85 to #49 - John Cena (04/04/2013) [-]
...dickbutt wasn't necessary, you know
#101 to #85 - John Cena (04/04/2013) [-]
it is always necessary
#62 - furryflava (04/04/2013) [-]
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#78 - diegotan ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
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#83 - killerblue (04/04/2013) [-]
Not that funny
#57 - sdawgo (04/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #35 - TheStranger (04/04/2013) [-]
Read it as "good-ass bait". Still works.
#37 to #35 - brothergrimm (04/04/2013) [-]
so did i
so did i
#59 to #35 - neoexdeath ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
***** , I will get you the fattest of asses, so much bootay you'll have no idea what to do with it all.
User avatar #67 to #35 - thatnerdyguy (04/04/2013) [-]
Relevant: xkcd.com/37/
#33 - joshsexton (04/04/2013) [-]
Congratulations, that bitch is taking yo white man juice.
User avatar #43 - anonefg (04/04/2013) [-]
All of these ******* underaged 14 year olds pretending they drink LOL
User avatar #66 to #43 - thatnerdyguy (04/04/2013) [-]
Why is drinking even a "cool" thing that all the kids want to do? I really don't get it, never have.
User avatar #75 to #66 - deadrifler (04/04/2013) [-]
Most 18-20 year olds('Murica) don't seem to believe me that partying kind of loses it luster once you become of legal drinking age. I guess it was the thrill of you are doing something dangerous when you had parties where there were risks. That or sneaking into a bar with a fake ID or because you know the bouncers working the bar that night.

That or maybe I just partied myself out before I was ever able to legally, but now it just seems meh. Not to mention it is ******* expensive to go out to the bars in the city I am in now.
User avatar #115 to #66 - Whaaaaaaaaa (04/08/2013) [-]
same thing with pot smoking.
User avatar #45 to #43 - Whaaaaaaaaa (04/04/2013) [-]
prepare yourself for the red thumbs good sir.. you spoke out against them.
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#52 - Onemanretardpack (04/04/2013) [-]
>Using a dying necrotic frog as bait
User avatar #26 - secretdestroyers (04/04/2013) [-]
I probably would have just downed the remaining whiskey, broke the bottle, killed the goddamned snake, and ran.

But....then again, I ******* hate those slithery bastards!
#58 - sdawgo (04/04/2013) [-]
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