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Hype water an apple tree with apple mice
is it forced cannibalism?
Anonymous
oh gyood
our oin nuts:
I lam still thinking tryout this
Actually, the fruit at a tree is technically a reproductive organ,
since it holds the tree' s seeds ant) all.
so, it , you' d Kinda them their
own Semen.
I' BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - portshadow **User deleted account**
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Actually, no. In the same sense, apple juice is the squeezed juices of an apple tree's reproductive organ.

So it's more like putting your penis in a juicer, and mashing it up till it's dry of all it's juices. THEN you drink it.
#25 to #1 - hillbillypowpow
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Well that's a load off my back.
User avatar #39 to #1 - wastelandgunner
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(04/04/2013) [-]
That's better, I guess.
User avatar #51 to #1 - turbodoosh
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(04/04/2013) [-]
So it's actually tree blood and guts? Metal as ****.
User avatar #108 to #1 - BubsyB
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Actually it would be like its blended semen.
#99 to #1 - rtyo
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Oh god, why do I have to imagine everything I read
Oh god, why do I have to imagine everything I read
#105 to #1 - psychrophile
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Actually, no. The apple represents the female components of the reproductive structure (the male components have long since been lost). It would be like juicing a woman's ovaries rather than a penis.
#41 to #1 - swarthywaffles
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Aaaand now I can't stop thinking about putting my penis in a juicer. I'm going to dream about this tonight...
Aaaand now I can't stop thinking about putting my penis in a juicer. I'm going to dream about this tonight...
#27 to #1 - killerliquid
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(04/04/2013) [-]
YOU MADE ME IMAGINE IT.

I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD NOW
User avatar #8 to #1 - trojanmannn
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(04/03/2013) [-]
few. I was worried there for a sec
User avatar #13 to #8 - daryldixon
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(04/04/2013) [-]
phew
#45 to #13 - anon id: e100a62e
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(04/04/2013) [-]
hue
#52 - winglit
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(04/04/2013) [-]
All of it you filthy whore!
#24 - Cleavland Steamer
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User avatar #80 to #24 - coolioplasm
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(04/04/2013) [-]
In english please?
User avatar #141 to #80 - wtfduud
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(04/04/2013) [-]
That's the joke
User avatar #153 to #141 - coolioplasm
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(04/05/2013) [-]
No ****, but I wanted to know what it said.
#43 to #24 - JohnTheRipper
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User avatar #55 to #43 - rokkarokkaali
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(04/04/2013) [-]
I ******* love that. I forgot what it was called, but it raised in weirdness the higher ___ it was. WHAT WAS THE NAME OF IT
#84 to #55 - sixfishsticks
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(04/04/2013) [-]
its the Cuil Theory. Sir   
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfdEdE96En0
its the Cuil Theory. Sir
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfdEdE96En0
#151 to #84 - anon id: a72b4024
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(04/04/2013) [-]
why did the sloth cross the road?

please let someone get this
User avatar #156 to #151 - sixfishsticks
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(05/27/2013) [-]
to murder your family?
#26 to #24 - girlfromlastnight **User deleted account**
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#2 - heafi
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Considering apple juice isn't made primarily out of the seeds inside the apple, isn't it more like eating a pregnant woman’s placenta?
Considering apple juice isn't made primarily out of the seeds inside the apple, isn't it more like eating a pregnant woman’s placenta?
#3 to #2 - lieutenantshitface **User deleted account**
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User avatar #109 to #2 - BubsyB
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Semen isn't purely made out sperm, its mainly the fluid that carries the sperm. The apple is what carries the seed, so an apple is basically the trees cum. Just because it's in a different form than ours doesn't mean it serves a different purpose.
User avatar #147 to #109 - rieskimo
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(04/04/2013) [-]
But semen is gamete and plant gamete is pollen. So that isn't accurate. A seed is like a fetus for a plant so the fruit being the placenta is actually a very accurate comparison.
#97 - Ihazfunkitty
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(04/04/2013) [-]
thanks for making apple juice sounds more delicious
thanks for making apple juice sounds more delicious
#129 to #97 - ReignFox
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #146 to #97 - jonnyfunk
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(04/04/2013) [-]
i know right? apple juice sounds were pretty bland before this.
#11 - beefs
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Take it all you filthy whore.
User avatar #37 to #11 - thereasonableperso
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Bondage
#72 - ColeTheUber
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Canappleism
Canappleism
#79 - comanderspy
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(04/04/2013) [-]
mfw i go apple picking
#30 - tubbymeatball
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(04/04/2013) [-]
MFW I've been drinking apple cum
#36 to #30 - aproudpatriot
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(04/04/2013) [-]
I know that feel bro
#19 - chiefboss
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Wouldn't that just be rape.