Best Aunt in The World. . I was telling my aunt that I had achieved my blue belt in karate. Looking at my short hair, she says, Yourre Ewing to end up a lesbian
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Best Aunt in The World

I was telling my aunt that I had achieved my blue belt in karate. Looking at my short hair, she says,
Yourre Ewing to end up a lesbian." Thanks Aunt L. Lave you tern. PML
i? I agree, your life sucks (I 50381 - Inou deserved it 1221
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#27 - commanderbunbun (04/03/2013) [-]
now imagine aunt slappy saying that
#119 - thempc (04/04/2013) [-]
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"You're not a lesbian?" That is interesting..."
#2 - kualeifarne (04/03/2013) [-]
Well hello there, sexy!
What'cha doin' tonight? ;*
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#12 to #2 - biggrand (04/03/2013) [-]
good morning dearest older sister
#30 to #2 - manwithanopinion (04/04/2013) [-]
With any luck, you.
#7 to #2 - niggershramp (04/03/2013) [-]
#122 to #7 - damakorithus (04/04/2013) [-]
> relevant to your username.
#163 to #122 - niggershramp (04/04/2013) [-]
Yes, thank you for noticing.
User avatar #74 - awesomenessdefined (04/04/2013) [-]
Why do people think gender roles are meaningless? They aren't some random coincidence, there's definitely meaning to them.
User avatar #88 to #74 - Schwarzenegger (04/04/2013) [-]
Because people are a bunch of pansies that get offended too easily.
#121 to #88 - thempc (04/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #100 to #74 - I Am Monkey (04/04/2013) [-]
My "Gender Roles" class right now is teaching that genders are entirely socially constructed and the only differences are sex traits. Which is complete ******** in my opinion. Men and women are biologically different. That doesn't mean that your lot in life is predetermined, you can't wish away millions of years of evolution that conditioned us into the hunter-gatherer archetype, or deny the fact that in nature males and females indisputably have gender roles.
#102 to #100 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
I blame this new-wave transgender nonsense.
They can't identify themselves with either, so they start movements to change everyone else instead of themselves.
User avatar #120 to #100 - schneidend (04/04/2013) [-]
You're confusing "nature" with "history." Historically, the hunter-gatherer dynamic came to be and has persisted in some form or another. It is not written in stone, nor is it necessarily the natural order of things, especially not for a species capable of independent thought that does not need to worry about being eaten by predators every day.
User avatar #127 to #120 - I Am Monkey (04/04/2013) [-]
Some things are clearly a product of history. My point is that humans, like every other species on earth have genders that serve different purposes. In an advanced society these roles aren't predetermined, but they are certainly predisposed. For instance; a man is going to try to act "manly". It's not some imitation of what they see in society or some deconstructionist ******** , it's testosterone, basic biology.
User avatar #134 to #127 - schneidend (04/04/2013) [-]
We can agree that men are typically aggressive, strong, and practical thinkers. Type A personalities, if you will. How that mutates into the "women can do what they want, sure, but they should strongly consider staying the kitchen because gender roles are important and natural" mentality is where I get confused.
User avatar #146 to #134 - I Am Monkey (04/04/2013) [-]
Not what I was implying. My problem is with radical feminists/LGBT types that want to have all aspects of gender chalked up "social construction" rather than acknowledge the fact that there are inherent differences among us. People that would have you believe that a man playing football or a woman putting on makeup is some form of "patriarchy" being exhibited.
User avatar #148 to #146 - schneidend (04/04/2013) [-]
I never meant to suggest that you held that belief. Could not agree more, though. It's important to look at these things with an objective, open mind, regardless of your stance. There are extremists on both sides of any issue, and then there are radical feminist groups and groups like PETA that come out of left field and find societal, oppressive evils where they simply do not exist. Hell, even the guy I got the "nature versus history" idea from, Roland Barthes, wrote some essays that made me want to headbutt him into a fine red paste.
#139 to #134 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
maybe you're confused because no one is saying that and it's throwing you off a little?
User avatar #143 to #139 - schneidend (04/04/2013) [-]
People say it every day. I never asserted that anybody in this thread, did. Maybe it's your game that's a bit off.

Also, shut the **** up, anon.
User avatar #144 to #143 - schneidend (04/04/2013) [-]
*thread did
User avatar #115 to #100 - durkadurka (04/04/2013) [-]
If anything, the new rewriting of gender roles is the social construct. That's not necessarily a bad thing, but it's inaccurate to say the reverse.

It's politically correct to state that both genders are the same, despite the obvious error of such a statement. Genders are obviously different, but the PC crowd forgets that different things can be considered equals.
User avatar #118 to #115 - schneidend (04/04/2013) [-]
Gender is personal and sexual identity. Sex is what you have between your legs. For the love of god, those are two different concepts.
User avatar #136 to #118 - durkadurka (04/04/2013) [-]
There are other biological differences besides what's between your legs. Everything from chemical to physical differences which all have impacts on your identity.
User avatar #138 to #136 - schneidend (04/04/2013) [-]
Excuse the crude terminology I used. I am aware of that. You obviously understood what I meant, though.
#107 to #100 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
I really dislike "Gender Roles" as a class. I mean, the college near me has 34 Gender Identity/role courses, and only 3 governmental studies type courses, and that isn't a rarity for any university that isn't a technical school.
User avatar #109 to #107 - I Am Monkey (04/04/2013) [-]
My school has 6 "diversity" classes that must be taken to graduate. Meanwhile you only need one of each in math, science, history ect.
#110 to #109 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
I weep for the future of this country.
User avatar #111 to #110 - I Am Monkey (04/04/2013) [-]
You'll graduate with no useful information but at least you'll have a healthy contempt for the straight white male.
#161 to #111 - SemiAnon (04/04/2013) [-]
>implying I don't already have a healthy contempt for the straight while male after all the privilege checking I'm told to do
User avatar #140 to #111 - asschwitz (04/04/2013) [-]
Well I'm planning to attend Embry Riddle, an Aeronautical University and major in Areospace Engineering, so I don't think I'll have too many problems with that luckily.
#98 to #74 - cochlearimplant (04/04/2013) [-]
Ok, ok, ok, but... what if shes Asain?

My wife is a first degree black belt, (Tae Kwon Do) and i'm pretty damn sure she could kick me square in the ******* jaw whenever she felt like it.
#147 to #98 - whargarbler ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
...That's actually pretty hot.
User avatar #141 to #98 - asschwitz (04/04/2013) [-]
Do you live in fear of screwing up and bringing her wrath upon yourself?
#153 to #141 - cochlearimplant (04/04/2013) [-]
Yes, I'm just glad she has small feet. LOL
Yes, I'm just glad she has small feet. LOL
User avatar #155 to #153 - asschwitz (04/04/2013) [-]
Small but accurate... reminds me of my sex life...
User avatar #108 to #98 - cormy (04/04/2013) [-]
There are always exeptions =)
#52 - tyroneisanigger (04/04/2013) [-]
Made me think of this.
#104 - slipperyjoe (04/04/2013) [-]
I like short-haired girls.

Do you know how hard it is to find one that's straight?
#125 to #104 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
Actually, I've found short hair is coming more and more into style now-a-days.

I'm enjoying it.
User avatar #135 to #104 - asschwitz (04/04/2013) [-]
I find them quite attractive as well, and from what I've seen they've had more interesting personalities then most other girls, just from what I've seen though.
#137 to #104 - schneidend (04/04/2013) [-]
I, too, am a fan of the short hair. My dream girl has short hair, glasses, likes video games, and has a big ol' bubble butt. Of course, the closest thing I've ever seen to that is a ******* cartoon character.
User avatar #3 - Theyneverknow (04/03/2013) [-]
Short hair is usually hot
#131 to #3 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
Hmm that Kate Gosslin mmm
User avatar #70 to #3 - srapture (04/04/2013) [-]
I disagree. I certainly wouldn't find a girl unattractive because she had short hair, but in most cases I would much prefer it long. It's just cuter, in my opinion, and I like cute.
#8 to #3 - Theyneverknow (04/03/2013) [-]
Thumbed down for a personal attraction   
Thumbed down for a personal attraction
User avatar #4 to #3 - killerliquid (04/03/2013) [-]
So is long hair, and medium hair for that matter.
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#101 - doyoulikeapizza (04/04/2013) [-]
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#152 to #101 - thempc (04/04/2013) [-]
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love dat hardcore cream cheese on bagel action
#47 - spakpak (04/04/2013) [-]
**spakpak rolled a random image posted in comment #20859 at Anime board social ** sounds like a nice lady
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#160 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
My grandmother gave me a barbie cup and barbie candy when i was young.

I'm a boy...
#29 - messier (04/04/2013) [-]
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#9 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
I like my girls to look like and behave like a girl, none of that tomboy or gamer girl **** . It's not attractive what so ever. I'm not saying they belong in the kitchen or any **** like that, just know how to be a girl. I hate girls who get those short hair cuts... those are the ugliest styles... I like my girls to be feminine and that kind of gets lost when they scream faggot, motherless father ****** or the like in games like c.o.d or bf3 gamer girls are to have as friends, i don't wanna feel like i'm ******* one of my guy friends... Girls should look like and act like girls, and boys should act like and look like boys. boys should be boys, girls should be girls.
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#151 to #9 - falconxmard (04/04/2013) [-]
I applaud this anon not because I agree with him, but because he has managed to troll literally TENS of funnyjunkers with just one post. Something I haven't seen in a long time.
#166 to #151 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
... but i'm not trolling, that's the thing. Why can't I have a different opinion without being a troll?
#145 to #9 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
I think less feminine ladies are sexy as **** . Not dykey but like tattoos, mohawks, video games, burps, cursing, assertiveness, even being totally game for arm wrestling. I find those types of things attractive because I feel less likely to offend the woman because they don't seem as fragile. I dunno, I hate girly-girls. It's probably a lesbian thing but whatever floats your boat, you know?
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#51 to #32 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
#40 to #32 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
It's even more annoying when they burp really loud like a dude and **** or start cursing like crazy. It's a huge turn off.
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#36 to #32 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #99 to #9 - allanenraged (04/04/2013) [-]
I just want to say, i like all kinds of women. sure i want them to be either slim, athletic, or curvy; but i don't care whether they have long hair or short, white/yellow/brown/black skin, have a job/kids/religion. I am sexually attracted to them all. My current girlfriend is an irish/mexican redhead (i have non-sexual pics for proof but i will censor the faces to protect identity), But i also just started a new job where there is a dirty-blonde gothic girl working with me, and god do i want to **** her brains out. (i probably wont, whether from not being her type to moral blahblahblah). I have also dated a black girl in the past who works in the airforce.
No matter what they look like or how they act, the sex is always good, if not great (one account of terrible sex but that was because of her cough*inexperience*cough). My point is that it does not matter whether the girl is feminine or tomboy, stay at home mother or feminist. If she looks sexy to you, **** HER. (with consent of course).
User avatar #128 to #99 - thempc (04/04/2013) [-]
how does this comment not hv hundreds of green thumbs? people of fj, learn not to be picky
User avatar #34 to #9 - legayunicorn (04/04/2013) [-]
So what you are saying is...
Since I have short-hair, you hate me? (My short is a pixie-haircut, not medium short)
Even though I am very good in science, very good with animals, love games, gifted with the talent for graphics, very good with manners (I've been watching the 7 habits of highly effective people, I think you should watch it...), a goofball, I believe in equality, and I love jokes. Nice logic anon.
#38 to #34 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
I just don't like your haircut. I'm fine with you otherwise. I'm fine that you like games too, i'm just saying I wouldn't want to date a gamer girl. Gamer girls are good friends, not girlfriends.
User avatar #78 to #38 - srapture (04/04/2013) [-]
Personally, I like my girls to have long hair, but I don't see what's going on in your head to think that having a gamer-girlfriend would be a bad thing. Shared interests are always a great, if not essential, thing to have in a relationship, and I don't see how it can be viewed as anything but positive to have a girlfriend you could enjoy those experiences with together.
#83 to #78 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
Probably the fact that i'm not a gamer. I never play video games, only pokemon really. If she was into pokemon that'll be cool but I could live without it easily.
User avatar #87 to #83 - srapture (04/04/2013) [-]
Hmmm... I never even considered that. You're the first non-gamer guy I've even known, although I've probably just assumed that more people are gamers than I think because those who aren't don't have much reason to announce it.
User avatar #164 to #83 - legayunicorn (04/04/2013) [-]
I use to have the platinum version on my DS, but I can't find the game.
I lost it a while ago and I miss it.
#112 to #9 - neoexdeath ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
This isn't your average faggotry, this is ADVANCED faggotry. There's only one solution, high yeild explosives focused on a very narrow area. I can take this ****** down, but it might just take out a city block...But it is worth it, it is worth any price to contain faggotry of this magnitude.
#35 to #9 - tocoolforyouinajar (04/04/2013) [-]
Nice copypasta faggot
#50 to #35 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
Is the only one intelligent enough to recognize copy pasta

Thumbs down

nice work, fj
User avatar #82 to #50 - bromosexual (04/04/2013) [-]
7/10 dude, decent troll
#103 to #82 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
what the **** are you talking about?
#105 to #103 - bromosexual (04/04/2013) [-]
I just went full retard. Wrong anon, nevermind.
Oh wow I ****** up
User avatar #44 to #9 - mrbuu (04/04/2013) [-]
the amount of girls you will get with that attitude equal the amount of ***** I give. its less than cos180
User avatar #48 to #44 - gallifreyan (04/04/2013) [-]
Your comment made me realize how useless I am in math..
#55 to #44 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
Actually I do fine with girls. I'm not going to lie and say I get laid every week or even month, but I do just fine. I've had a girlfriend now for about a year.
#57 to #9 - blacknbluebrony (04/04/2013) [-]
Oh wow, I don't even know where to begin with you.   
What if I told that there's no such thing as acting like a man or acting like a woman? They're just meaningless stereotypes that were made generations before us and even today we still cling on to them for no 			*******		 reason. It's simply people acting like people. A woman should be defined her personality, not the expectations and stereotypes that are associated with her gender --the same goes for men. Basically, genders are meaningless when it comes to how someone should behave or change their appearance.   
I also bet you're one of those people who have such high expectations in girls and won't even consider dating one unless they perfectly fit your standards, but then complain about the fact that they're single.   
People like you are holding society and culture back from changing into something better, and would instead want to go back to how it was in the 50's, you ignorant bastard.
Oh wow, I don't even know where to begin with you.

What if I told that there's no such thing as acting like a man or acting like a woman? They're just meaningless stereotypes that were made generations before us and even today we still cling on to them for no ******* reason. It's simply people acting like people. A woman should be defined her personality, not the expectations and stereotypes that are associated with her gender --the same goes for men. Basically, genders are meaningless when it comes to how someone should behave or change their appearance.

I also bet you're one of those people who have such high expectations in girls and won't even consider dating one unless they perfectly fit your standards, but then complain about the fact that they're single.

People like you are holding society and culture back from changing into something better, and would instead want to go back to how it was in the 50's, you ignorant bastard.
User avatar #59 to #57 - Juigiknows (04/04/2013) [-]


Perfect Comment.
#75 to #59 - blacknbluebrony (04/04/2013) [-]
Thanks, I really just think this is common sense though. People should be allowed to persue whatever goals they want in life without being hindered by the ignorant.
User avatar #159 to #75 - thatnerdyguy (04/04/2013) [-]
It's always nice when, after a day of numerous retards on multiple sites enraging you with their idiocy, you stumble across someone who seems genuinely intelligent and respectable effectively arguing (politely!) against them. It calms me back down really fast. Thanks for being that person for me today.
#162 to #159 - blacknbluebrony (04/04/2013) [-]
oh stop it you
I'm just being me. Someone else has their opinions and I have mine, and I see no reason why to treat them hostilely just because I disagree. It's really not that hard to just be reasonable and polite when communicating over the internet and I don't know why so few people do.
User avatar #113 to #57 - durkadurka (04/04/2013) [-]
Well not exactly. Gender roles/habits are rooted in biology more so than man-made decree. Men have typically done the providing and protecting because we were better suited for the task. Women typically raised the children because they were biologically predisposed to the task. In nature you'll see gender roles based purely off of biological necessity.

You also have to consider that there are hormones associated with "feminine" and "masculine" behavior, again relating back to biology. There will always be some degree of "gender"

The move away from strict gender roles is the more artificial construct of society than the gender roles are themselves. Now obviously this has been very good for humanity. Society tends to change to adapt to the new realities of our world. As our knowledge, standard of living, and technology shoot up some of the old gender stereotypes/roles become outdated/useless. So society takes charge, replacing those things with new roles/standards that are better suited for the current day and age.

TL;DR: Gender roles are largely the result of biology. Society works to rewire these roles in ways that are more useful and reflective of the world's current state.
#91 to #57 - deathcampforjewtie (04/04/2013) [-]
Whiteknighting hard bro. Pic unrelated.
#93 to #91 - blacknbluebrony (04/04/2013) [-]
If believing in equality and hating meaningless stereotypes is being a whiteknight, then I guess I am one.
#89 to #57 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
>genders are meaningless

#95 to #89 - blacknbluebrony (04/04/2013) [-]
Let's not start another idiotic argument, shall we?
#62 to #57 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
The only things involving gender relations that i'm happy changed are hitting women is no longer acceptable and women can vote. Other than that the way things used to be were good. I'd love to come home one day from work to my loving wife and possibly kid(s) with her cooking dinner. Why is that wrong? I like traditions. It'll be easier for her too because she wont have to work a full time job, possibly part time only. They were simpler times. I've actually had a girlfriend now for about a year and we're pretty happy. No complaints really.
#67 to #62 - blacknbluebrony (04/04/2013) [-]
If that's what the wife wants to do, then sure, there's nothing wrong with it. But my point is that women should be able to do whatever they want to with their lives without facing opposition just because of the meaningless stereotypes that women have.
#73 to #67 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
The stereotypes do exist for a reason though. Stereotypes exist because of the majority. But they're just ways girls AND boys should act. It's not only girls that have stereotypes, boys do too. And there's nothing wrong with that. It makes things work better this way. Men are men, women are women.

#77 to #73 - blacknbluebrony (04/04/2013) [-]
I disagree. Whatever gender you are really does not matter in whatever job, position, or really whatever the hell you want to be in life. There are a very few exceptions, but my point still stands.
#81 to #77 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
Want to talk about discrimination against men in the job market? The ratio of male child care workers and women child care workers.
#84 to #81 - blacknbluebrony (04/04/2013) [-]
I don't see the relevance that has in this. More child care workers are female, so what?
User avatar #156 to #57 - thempc (04/04/2013) [-]
"Oh wow, I don't even know where to begin with you"
best line to start a rant. i'm gonna hv 2 use that in the future
#16 to #9 - mooneh (04/03/2013) [-]
Women can have short hair and men can have long hair. I understand that people have their own personal preferences, but what you just said was not only sexist, but stereotypically typecasting, almost like you're saying that all women should be identical, humorless, long-haired gentlefolk; what do you think this is, the 18th century?

Besides, the only reason that we assign various traits to differentiate the sexes dates back to the decisions of our ancestors. Everything that you think you know about women is simply a product of centuries of sexism, common in most all historical (and present day) cultures because of the woman's ability to give birth, making them "fragile beings." Even today, Internetfolk make jokes about women and being in kitchens because for years they were the ones to stay at home and take care of the child(ren) they birthed. If you had been born into a society where playing video games was womanly, we wouldn't be having this conversation.

If a man can enjoy a video game, so can a woman, and vice versa with the typical feminine stereotypes; we may be different biologically, but please, try to open up your mind a bit here.

Toph is not pleased, anon.
#39 to #16 - BlueToaster (04/04/2013) [-]
Here ya go.
#63 to #16 - girrafalopegis (04/04/2013) [-]
Here, maybe you can use this next time.
#90 to #16 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
Not to jump in the middle, but he's just stating his personal views. It's like saying "I like strawberry milk better than chocolate milk". I really don't see anywhere that he states that women can't have short hair or can't play video games or anything of the sort, just him stating that he would prefer his girlfriend/wife to be more feminine.
User avatar #66 to #16 - awesomenessdefined (04/04/2013) [-]
Don't wanna be** that** guy, but women weren't fragile because they gave birth, they were considered fragile because they're more fragile.
#26 to #16 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
Men are the superior gender and they have to realize that. The only reason why we let them think they are equal to us is so we can **** them. We know if we told them the truth they wouldn't have sex with us, so we pretend and let them think what they want. I swear once we find a way to make babies without needing women they will become our sex slaves.
User avatar #46 to #26 - gallifreyan (04/04/2013) [-]
You, sir, are a goddamn moronic useless jackass. For the love of God, DON'T BREED.
#56 to #46 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
I'm not though, there's been studies done proving men are superior but I don't want to bore you with all of it. Unless you'd like to read it?
#25 to #16 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
Found the feminist.

I even specifically said in the original comment that I'm not saying they belong in the kitchen... i'm just saying know how to be a girl. I have no problem with tom boys, one of my best friends is a tom boy, but she's a friend. I'm talking about a girlfriend and I don't want it to be like i'm dating a guy friend. You hang out with your guy friends but then you want to go home and be with a girl, not another dude with a vagina.
User avatar #37 to #25 - morskoj (04/04/2013) [-]
But my girlfriend is a Tom.

We wrestle and fight all the time, and it's ******* cool.
#42 to #37 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
You wrestle with your guy friends, you spoon with your girlfriend. I'm not trying to say you're young or anything, for all I know you're around the same age as me, but at some point you want a woman, not a girl.
#43 to #42 - morskoj (04/04/2013) [-]
I'm old enough to know it's not going to last forever, but I'm also old enough to know what my tastes are.
I live for action and adventure!
User avatar #45 to #25 - gallifreyan (04/04/2013) [-]
You know what? **** you. Just **** you. Not in the literal sense, either.

Starting on the long hair comment, do you have any ******* idea how much of a hassle long hair can be to take care of? It's a right pain in the ass!

"Know how to be a girl" my ass! You are a boy (no I will NOT say man). You don't get to decide how a woman should be.

"Girls shouldn't play video games" is the biggest ******* bit of douchebaggery I have ever heard. I am by no means a 'gamer girl' but I do enjoy playing the occasional video game when i feel like it.

I really pity any girl that you ever wind up with due to your controlling and back-handed 19th Century views.
User avatar #79 to #45 - primerpower (04/04/2013) [-]
id actually like to poke in on this one

Im neither agreeing with anon nor am i disagreeing with him, he likes what he likes. you like what you like (i know youre not male)

the last line of your comment is quite close to my life. my girlfriend of almost 3 years is in to that kind of relationship (50's era married couple) male controls the house basically. his asking her to do something is more a command than a question. is she disobeys or doesnt comply then there are consequences (more to our relationship but i wont get into it)

TL;DR: some people are into a controlling lifestyle

inb4 cool story bro

inb4 cherry flavoured thumbs
User avatar #86 to #79 - gallifreyan (04/04/2013) [-]
I can understand being into it, and I'm cool with that, but to try to impose on others' lifestyles like the anon is trying to do, is just biased and unfair to people around him.

I will admit I did get carried away.
User avatar #92 to #86 - primerpower (04/04/2013) [-]
i can understand getting carried away with something that you feel strongly about
User avatar #94 to #92 - gallifreyan (04/04/2013) [-]
Thanks for being rational with me. It's rare in any sort of argument or debate that rationality exists.
User avatar #96 to #94 - primerpower (04/04/2013) [-]
i just dont think there is any reason to yell at someone during an argument, especially on the internet
#58 to #45 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
So girls are too lazy to take care of long hair, got it. It takes effort to look good. If you want to look good you have to try. I shouldn't have to decide how a woman should be, they should already know. I've actually had a girlfriend now for about a year and we're pretty happy. No complaints really.

User avatar #60 to #58 - gallifreyan (04/04/2013) [-]
No girls aren't to lazy to take care of their hair. But just imagine having to brush it repeatedly to free of all tangles, wash it twice to remove all of the dirt, get regular trims because of split ends, and use all kinds of products to keep it from frizzing up or getting out of hand; it's just a ******* pain. Grow your goddamn hair out and see how much of a hassle it can be to maintain.
User avatar #71 to #60 - awesomenessdefined (04/04/2013) [-]
Then don't maintain it?
#68 to #60 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
I actually used to have pretty long hair for a boy. Curly too. Well wavy/curly. Then I turned 19 and was like wait i'm a man and I want to look like a man, not a boy. So I cut my hair and look much better now, more manly. But like I said, beauty takes work. I'm a guy so I
didn't have to try AS hard to make it manageable but I still did some **** . Shampoo every other day, conditioner every day. Brushed/combed that **** too. I was a boy then though and have since grown up.
#80 to #25 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
Have fun finding a girl friend with that attitude
#85 to #80 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
I have had a girlfriend now for about a year.
#33 to #16 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
"men can have a ass pussy"

cool story faggot.
#158 - thempc (04/04/2013) [-]
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jeezus **** , i don't even rmbr what the original post was about, the whole goddamn comments section was a gender roles argument. all of u just shut the **** up and go to slepp, or fap, or do something other than waste my time. you successfully got me off of this site for the night. congrats
#157 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
Contrary to what most funnyjunkers like, I like "stereotypical" looking hot girls. Skinny, long hair, fair skin, ect.

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User avatar #28 - payseht (04/04/2013) [-]
I have a sudden craving for blue waffles...
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