They're more than good, THEY'RE GREAT. found on the interwebs. rm Comments 36? points 2 hours ago I was sitting on the couch with my two year old son, eating fr
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They're more than good, THEY'RE GREAT

They're more than good, THEY'RE GREAT. found on the interwebs. rm Comments 36? points 2 hours ago I was sitting on the couch with my two year old son, eating fr

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rm Comments
36? points 2 hours ago
I was sitting on the couch with my two
year old son, eating frosted flakes out of
the box. He was naked, as toddlers tend
do be, I look over and he' s rubbing the
frosted flakes on his penis, then eating
them. I yell, " What are you doing?!" And
his response to the look of horror on my
face, was to grab all of the pieces
around him and furiously rub them on his
penis and eat them before I could take
them away. I never thought that story
would be useful outside of using it to
embarrass him during my speech at his
wedding.
i_ taek_ year_ username 51 points 1 hour ago
This is the scenario the word furiously'
was invented for.
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#36 - lyraateit **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#185 to #36 - comradewinter has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #88 to #36 - allinall (04/04/2013) [-]
No wonder your parents had ******* birth control pills
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#87 to #36 - lyraateit **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #50 to #36 - mrgoodlove (04/03/2013) [-]
Your mom should have been the one eating all the pills
User avatar #37 to #36 - crazyeyedbioll (04/03/2013) [-]
Well, they were useless anyway because you are here. Might as well eat them
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#40 to #37 - lyraateit **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#41 to #40 - crazyeyedbioll (04/03/2013) [-]
No hard feelings?
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#42 to #41 - lyraateit **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#73 to #36 - beerholder (04/03/2013) [-]
**** , ***** , you almost unborn yourself
User avatar #44 to #36 - obliviousman ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
at least you wont get pregnant
#27 - romdadon (04/03/2013) [-]
he was born a winner
he was born a winner
#103 to #27 - MrMeatStick (04/04/2013) [-]
that little 			******		 has a mohawk!
that little ****** has a mohawk!
User avatar #33 to #27 - cophersans (04/03/2013) [-]
*wiener
#8 - probablynaked (04/03/2013) [-]
My ma caught me using the suction of a shampoo bottle to suck my wiener in and out of the neck, neither of us got much sleep last night.

#162 to #8 - skuser (04/04/2013) [-]
Yo might be probabynaked amirite?
Yo might be probabynaked amirite?
User avatar #54 to #8 - mookiez (04/03/2013) [-]
Hey hey, don't feel bad, I did that to. I even would squish are into my little we we and could make dick farts.
#61 to #54 - brytonn (04/03/2013) [-]
>I even would squish are into my little we we
User avatar #28 to #8 - andnowducks (04/03/2013) [-]
What?
#14 to #8 - jarelk (04/03/2013) [-]
What you didn't add was that you were 20 years old at the time.
User avatar #128 to #14 - brettyoke (04/04/2013) [-]
"neither of us got much sleep last night. "
"last night"
User avatar #179 to #128 - jarelk (04/04/2013) [-]
Oh. I read "That night". My bad.
#69 - ishotthedeputy (04/03/2013) [-]
When she looks over to her son after telling the story
User avatar #127 - mcsquigle (04/04/2013) [-]
Reminds me of when I was a little **** .
>Be 5
>Hatch ingenious plan to make almost every kid around me get into trouble
>Go to local park with parents where there's a slide that's about 15 children wide
>Remembered to drink a lot of water before going
>Been holding my urge to pee until I went down the slide
>It is time
>Slide down the huge ****** whilst unloading my piss where ever I could
>Other kids keep sliding down
>Almost all are now bathed in the stench of my urine
>Tell parents that some kid got the slide wet
>They take me home so I can change
>While getting in the car I can hear the children getting scolded by their parents
>I was never caught
User avatar #171 to #127 - iamwilldabeast (04/04/2013) [-]
THAT WAS YOU?!
#154 to #127 - elmarcocfc (04/04/2013) [-]
">It is time"
User avatar #85 - theawkwardbros (04/04/2013) [-]
>be 2
>eating frosted flakes with my dad
>Chillin, naked on the couch
>rubbin those flakes on my junk, eating them after
>dad questions me
>show him who's boss
>rub flakes all over my junk
>eat all of them
>dad whips out his phone and starts typing
User avatar #108 to #85 - marioteam (04/04/2013) [-]
>dad whips out his phone and starts typing taking pictures.
User avatar #56 - snakefire (04/03/2013) [-]
Double frosted
#12 - perfectionx (04/03/2013) [-]
>Be 2 years old
>Furiously rubbing these milk candies on my penis as I've been doing for a year now
>Know the weewee-less others love the taste of the milkcandie weewee
>Pottytrained as ****
>Sitting on couch rubbing it in
>My mother looks at me wierd
> ******************** .jpg
>Quickly use them and eat them
>20 years later at my wedding
>Bitches love my godly tasting dick and have no idea why
>Mom uses this classified information to try and embarrass me
>Now my wife knows of my secret and she will try to steal my milkcandies
>Noone must know so I kill everyone
>My secret remains safe
User avatar #174 to #12 - fuckthepolice (04/04/2013) [-]
I read it as candle for the first 3 read throughs and I was confused as **** .
#184 to #12 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
DEE-- DID THIS GO AS PLANNED?? U LURED HIM IN/ LIED/ EYE NEVER CHEATED/ U QYEEN/ DEECEIPT/ PREGNANT@15- MOM$$DAUGHTET$$DAUGHTER ACTS!! SOREE/ FOSTER WONT ALLOW ANY/ I RE/ DEE PEET COMMUNICATION WITH FELONIES/ ALL FAMIRY MEM BUUURRS/ SO WATCHERS STATE/ BEST DEATH STATE/ I JUST WAVED TO U/ WHORE/ had chance - silenced U SAIF/ U FID MOST WORK BILL/ CHASE SEX/ CALLS/ SCHEMES/ ROUDS/ GAMES/ NAME CHANED/ ON & ON U TAUGJT FIRST DAUGHTER WELL?? EXAMPLE/ MIMI WAS PROUD. ROT IN HELL
User avatar #132 to #12 - nathanielcockburn (04/04/2013) [-]
10/10 would read again
#32 to #12 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
You just told us your secret
#16 - sloot (04/03/2013) [-]
>be 14
>friend comes over
> ***** in my cat's litter box
>Wtf.jpg
>later that night friend is gone
>mom yells "Derp come look at this, the cat took the biggest dump I have ever.... wait a minute which one of your messed up little friends took a dump in the litter box?"
<mfw
#51 - mookiez (04/03/2013) [-]
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I have a retard story that will beat everyone here ( I hope)
>8 years old and gullible as ****
>Never got anything sweet because of adhd and would spaz the hell out
>Sister comes on room and says she got me some brownies
>badass jpg.
>take bite and get a weird look
>Sister bust out laughing
>It was a cat turd she grabbed out of the litter
>I still didn't understand because I was shocked
>I told her it tasted like paper
>I never lived that one down, even my parents make fun of me for it
>mfw I ate cat **** and said it tasted like paper.
User avatar #80 to #51 - kaiizel (04/04/2013) [-]
Holy **** , I've never laughed so hard at a comment before.
User avatar #55 to #51 - yusay (04/03/2013) [-]
I was once tricked into thinking milk came from weeds and I ate one.
#10 - minator (04/03/2013) [-]
Made me choke on the cereal I was eating I laughed so hard - sadly, it was not cornflakes.
Made me choke on the cereal I was eating I laughed so hard - sadly, it was not cornflakes.
#75 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
>be 7... male
>mum walks in to room
>friend and i lying front to back under sheets
>one last thrust before mum walks in
>she doesn't know but i was ******* my friend
>i talk to friend "lets play a game! do the same thing that i do"
>both simultaneously roll onto backs sit up, pull up pants all whilst mum watches
>mum looks at me in disgust
>i ask her whats wrong
>till this day i dont know whether she suspected us to be ******* or not
#76 to #75 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
was your friend female or male?
#86 to #76 - brothergrimm (04/04/2013) [-]
well OP? we're waiting!
#176 to #76 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
y-yes it was a male
it was for pleasure though
it didn't seem wrong at the time if it was just for pleasure
#177 to #176 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
i swear to god though
im straight as ****
#146 to #76 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
he was thrusting a 7 year old male
#93 - djtehunknown (04/04/2013) [-]
>They're better than good, it's great
Reminds me of LOG from Ren and Stimpy, Anyone watch that **** ?
They're better than bad, it's good!
#95 to #93 - Gerex (04/04/2013) [-]

What rolls down stairs...
User avatar #97 to #95 - djtehunknown (04/04/2013) [-]
alone or in pairs...
User avatar #101 to #97 - phantomprincess (04/04/2013) [-]
rolls over your neighbor's dog
User avatar #104 to #101 - djtehunknown (04/04/2013) [-]
What's great for a snack,
and fits on your back?
User avatar #107 to #104 - phantomprincess (04/04/2013) [-]
its LOG LOG LOG
User avatar #109 to #107 - djtehunknown (04/04/2013) [-]
It's Log, Log!
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
User avatar #110 to #109 - phantomprincess (04/04/2013) [-]
its LOG, LOG, its better than bad, its GOOD!
User avatar #112 to #110 - djtehunknown (04/04/2013) [-]
Everyone wants a Log!
You're gonna love it, Log!
#134 to #112 - Gerex (04/04/2013) [-]

Knew i could count on you people, thanks.
#136 to #134 - djtehunknown (04/04/2013) [-]
That was fun.   
Here's a cat for starting the song.
That was fun.
Here's a cat for starting the song.
#47 - colmcorbec (04/03/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#4 - ibleedbmx (04/03/2013) [-]
hfw
#122 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random comment #47 posted by stocxt at Damnit Tumblr ** :
As long as it's on a woman I can probably fap to it.
MFW i took ur username
#126 to #124 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random comment #32 posted by anbieter at Which one of you is Op? ** :
oral predator


positive.
#11 - haaaxderp (04/03/2013) [-]
her face when
User avatar #77 - highwayrydr (04/04/2013) [-]
I was under the impression that was the proper way to eat frosted flakes.....
User avatar #158 - Mesmus (04/04/2013) [-]
> be me 6 yrs old
> at friends house for sleepover
> need to go to toilet but trying so hard to hold it in
> meal before that, was with chilli sauce (dun dun dunnnnnnnnn)
> cant hold it
> god please help
> ever inch of my will trying to hold in my ****
> collapsed under all the pressure pushing out a river of **** in my spot



Never seen him again. We were good buddies though... :(
User avatar #159 to #158 - Mesmus (04/04/2013) [-]
Forgot to add, someone else was in the toilet. Couldnt go in
#5 - xonorithedruid (04/03/2013) [-]
I have never laughed so hard in my life, well, maybe but it has been awhile. I mean, laughing like a retarded seal while trying to say the second sentence out loud and the rest. You, sir, made my night. GJ
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