The Gender Difference. Bitches, man (not my content).. I've always hated this joke. It doesn't make sense. If you know the floors above are better, you would surely go up no matter what.
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The Gender Difference

Bitches, man (not my content)

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Submitted: 04/03/2013
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#12 - solitaryweasel (04/03/2013) [+] (16 replies)
I've always hated this joke. It doesn't make sense. If you know the floors above are better, you would surely go up no matter what.
#60 - anonymous (04/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Ah, I remember having a laugh at this joke with my friend ARISTOTLE.
#23 - elmosays (04/03/2013) [+] (8 replies)
ok so a woman recognizes a pattern in which men become better and she has the choice to achieve higher standards of men each floor. She goes for that opportunity and gets screwed over being called unsatisfying. How about being smart taking a chance maybe, but smart for observing that it gets better and trying to take that opportunity. This is probably a joke but still.
User avatar #26 - kubideh (04/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Well why would I need floors 3 4 5 and 6 anyway?
User avatar #47 to #39 - sketchysketchist (04/03/2013) [-]
4. These women love sex, have money, are understandable, and hot.
5. These women love sex, have money, are understandable, hot, and is reasonable.
6. This floor has no women. None of these floors have women because they do not exist. This store only exists to be an other great disappointment in what is known as the average life of a man.
#113 - anonymous (04/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You guys are misunderstanding things.

All women love to have sex. Just not with you.
User avatar #59 - akkere ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
This joke is so stupid.

If you were to walk into a hallway, and you knew each and every door was going to have one more stack of straight gold than the previous one you'd pass, are you honestly going to tell me you'll just settle for the first or second door instead of investigating the latter ones?

It's not like this is a gambling game here, you're given a statement that doesn't provide a loophole for a drawback, so of course you'd happily push your way through to get the highest possible value.

Otherwise, you're something of a minimalist.
#122 - payseht ONLINE (04/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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What's in the basement of these stores
#128 to #122 - reginleif (04/03/2013) [-]
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The most terrible things you can imagine.
#3 - youcame (04/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
omg min r more piky then woman. I strong indepnendint wimin, no need man.
#76 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (04/03/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Why don't the women just tell their friends the 6th floor is ******** so their friends don't fall for the same thing?
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#98 - dildoes (04/03/2013) [+] (6 replies)
1. This joke is older than the internet   
2. This joke is contradictory    
"The value of these products increase as you ascend  the flights"   
"This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please."   
3. This joke implies that no man at all would be curious   
4. In the description, OP even says that he didn't make this   
Seriously, how the 						****					 did this get so many thumbs?
1. This joke is older than the internet
2. This joke is contradictory
"The value of these products increase as you ascend the flights"
"This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please."
3. This joke implies that no man at all would be curious
4. In the description, OP even says that he didn't make this
Seriously, how the **** did this get so many thumbs?
User avatar #74 - fyaq (04/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
3rd floor
love to have sex, have money, are attractive.
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#44 to #34 - joeyland (04/03/2013) [-]
That's our song...
#158 - anonymous (04/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
can a women make a man a millionaire?
yes, but only if he was a billionaire
#141 - gardenmanly (04/04/2013) [-]
I'm a guy and I would have kept going
I'm a guy and I would have kept going
#80 - budokai (04/03/2013) [-]
Floor six in the wife store also has jsut a sign, it reads:



Well, you must be a lesbian.
User avatar #90 - TheUsername (04/03/2013) [-]
This.. this post is old.
And honestly, I'd keep ******* going.
I'm a male.
User avatar #16 - redstonealchemist (04/03/2013) [-]
> send gay male friend into wife store
> he goes to 6th floor and tells you stop at 5
> go straight to 5th floor
> win.

same applies with women getting help from their lesbian friends
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