'Dem Fucks. not OC. t: (llooll I spongebob
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#25 to #22 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
I approve.
#28 - qxangelxp (04/03/2013) [-]
Red huh?
At least it's not a memoir of your life.
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#41 - thatguynobodylikes **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #47 to #41 - Zaxplab (04/03/2013) [-]
Holy **** , off to TF2. I've got a frying pan to rename....
#33 - darthlegolas (04/03/2013) [-]
I only have two things relating to spongebob
#157 to #33 - idkhelp (04/03/2013) [-]
Now I'm unsure if i want to see the second thing.
#295 to #157 - darthlegolas (04/05/2013) [-]
I was just waiting for someone to say that
I was just waiting for someone to say that
#32 - mrlego (04/03/2013) [-]
**mrlego rolls 3** Will we die in the year 2015?
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User avatar #67 to #32 - Superhell (04/03/2013) [-]
**Superhell rolls 5** Will today be a good day?
User avatar #77 to #32 - dizzleboy (04/03/2013) [-]
**dizzleboy rolls 0** will pokemon be real soon?
User avatar #79 to #77 - dizzleboy (04/03/2013) [-]
**dizzleboy rolls 9** c'mon yes or no
User avatar #80 to #79 - dizzleboy (04/03/2013) [-]
**dizzleboy rolls 4** another, will i be rich and have full of bitches to eat out
User avatar #81 to #80 - dizzleboy (04/03/2013) [-]
**dizzleboy rolls 1** will i be rich and have full of bitches to eat out
#101 to #32 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
I used some dice and got 8.
User avatar #124 to #32 - eatchickendaily (04/03/2013) [-]
**eatchickendaily rolls 3** Should I mutilate myself?
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#49 to #32 - proteinstain (04/03/2013) [-]
**proteinstain rolls 7** will i ever get top comment?
User avatar #90 to #32 - stringfingerable (04/03/2013) [-]
**stringfingerable rolls 1** Is the cake a lie?
User avatar #91 to #90 - stringfingerable (04/03/2013) [-]
The conch has spoken!
User avatar #86 to #32 - Ehwhat ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
**Ehwhat rolls 1** Will I die in the car ride I will be going on tomorrow?
User avatar #104 to #32 - revorce (04/03/2013) [-]
**revorce rolls 1**
Should the magic conch shut the **** up?
User avatar #176 to #32 - oceanfrank (04/03/2013) [-]
**oceanfrank rolls 8** Will I ever have a threesome with 2 10/10 girls?
User avatar #69 to #32 - cheesemongerbane (04/03/2013) [-]
**cheesemongerbane rolls 6** Are you really magic?
User avatar #70 to #69 - cheesemongerbane (04/03/2013) [-]
Well I guess you are then
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#65 to #38 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
don't die :((
#82 to #65 - csakat (04/03/2013) [-]
don't worry, deadboyisalive.

heh
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User avatar #66 to #32 - thatguyuknowtheone (04/03/2013) [-]
**thatguyuknowtheone rolls 1** will i get any thumbs for this comment
#189 to #32 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
Mr. mrlego, how can i roll numbers in the comments? im new to FJ
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#171 to #32 - spysappinmysasha (04/03/2013) [-]
**spysappinmysasha rolls 2** will I have sex with a hot girl TOMORROW?
#172 to #171 - spysappinmysasha (04/03/2013) [-]
**** this I choose option 9
User avatar #174 to #172 - spysappinmysasha (04/03/2013) [-]
HOW THE **** DO i DELETE MY ACCOUNT I DONT WANT TO LOOK LIKE A FOOL NOW DO I!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#265 to #32 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 8** What is my name?
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#260 to #32 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 2** Should I fap?
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#254 to #32 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 8** is south Korea best Korea?
#97 to #32 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 0** Should I go online and convince people that I'm a little girl?
User avatar #246 to #32 - arsenalthegunners (04/04/2013) [-]
**arsenalthegunners rolls 8** No post Sunday?
User avatar #255 to #246 - toastersburnthings (04/04/2013) [-]
The magic conch has spoken. Now run along and find some nice Richard Griffith pictures to fap to.
User avatar #75 to #32 - misterbonzo (04/03/2013) [-]
**misterbonzo rolls 0** am i homosexual?
#237 to #32 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
Magic Conch, is Finding Dory gonna suck? *roll 1*
#48 to #32 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 5** Is rape the answer?
#233 to #32 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
Should I learn to play guitar?
#236 to #233 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 9**
User avatar #42 to #32 - Denmarrk (04/03/2013) [-]
**Denmarrk rolls 3** Do I hate everyone in my school?
#206 to #32 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 2** Am I homosexual, or straight.
#207 to #206 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 0** Answer.
User avatar #45 to #32 - taintedangel (04/03/2013) [-]
**taintedangel rolls 7** Will I ever get the girl of my dreams?
User avatar #182 to #46 - taintedangel (04/03/2013) [-]
**taintedangel rolls 4**

let's try this again... Will I get the girl of my dreams?
#183 to #182 - taintedangel (04/03/2013) [-]
**taintedangel rolls 1** You just love ******* with me don't you, Magic Conch?

Alright I'll ask you again. Will I get the girl of my dreams?
#184 to #183 - taintedangel (04/03/2013) [-]
Y...yes?
Y...yes?
#190 to #184 - blacknbluebrony (04/03/2013) [-]
I just started watching Mirai Nikki a few days ago. It's one of the best anime's I've ever seen so far but it's getting sad as **** ;-;
#73 - shmedly (04/03/2013) [-]
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#138 to #39 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
You're more man than me.
User avatar #55 to #39 - zorororonoa (04/03/2013) [-]
Wow, only 20? I think that deserves acceptance into the salty spitoon
#228 to #55 - greenthegunstar (04/04/2013) [-]
I've only ever caught one shiny, but...is it that big of a deal? Forgive me if I sound stupid, but is there something really special about shinies that I'm not seeing, or is it just more of a trophy kind of thing.
I've only ever caught one shiny, but...is it that big of a deal? Forgive me if I sound stupid, but is there something really special about shinies that I'm not seeing, or is it just more of a trophy kind of thing.
User avatar #264 to #228 - zorororonoa (04/04/2013) [-]
Unlike the anon, I'll give you a mature response. There isn't really that big of a deal. They don't have any better stats, and yes, like you said, they are more of a trophy thing. In all honesty, I don't really freak out when I kill a shiny. I accidentally killed the first shiny I encountered, and I was a bit bummed at most, but I didn't freak out like most people seem to say they do on the internet. Any I really don't think anyone actually does freak out. Its more of a joke that all Pokemon fans share. Nevertheless, I caught a shiny a few years after I killed that one and I was pretty cool, and I do have it as more of a trophy than anything else.
#259 to #228 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
Get out, get the hell out right now.
#71 - mcquiston (04/03/2013) [-]
**mcquiston rolls 5** X 7 = 35
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User avatar #271 to #71 - motherboard (04/04/2013) [-]
**motherboard rolls 34** x 9 = 38
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#212 to #71 - prettyfire (04/04/2013) [-]
that's not mathematics, thats arithmetic! IM NOT FOOLED
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#266 to #71 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random comment #1505057 posted by WhattheNorris at Friendly ** :
Daww


relevant
User avatar #287 to #71 - EpicAnon (04/04/2013) [-]
**EpicAnon rolls 67** x3 = 126
#293 to #71 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 74** / 0 = 1
#294 to #293 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 40** / 0 = nothing

I think you mean that ^
#262 to #71 - nyeeeh (04/04/2013) [-]
He got a specific number on a one out of 10 chance roll.
Everybody give him green thumbs. NOW.
User avatar #253 to #71 - puppyfood (04/04/2013) [-]
**puppyfood rolls 9** 8
#243 to #71 - santathumbs (04/04/2013) [-]
You guys do realize he had a 1/10 chance of doing it?!
You do realize that's is the equivalent of rolling dubs, right?!?
#111 to #71 - rakoom (04/03/2013) [-]
Simple mathematics?
Why not hard ones?
#128 to #111 - mcquiston (04/03/2013) [-]
**mcquiston rolls 30** X 2 = 50

#133 to #128 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
Almost..
User avatar #276 to #128 - ibleedbmx (04/04/2013) [-]
**ibleedbmx rolls 97** x 1.75 = 90
User avatar #291 to #276 - markertemp (04/04/2013) [-]
You would have had to roll a decimal.

Not that I'm one to talk, I tried to roll a negative number.
User avatar #192 to #111 - markertemp (04/04/2013) [-]
**markertemp rolls 3** = x for (x^2 + 2x +1) = 0
#263 to #192 - wired (04/04/2013) [-]
Here I Have Graphed your equation
User avatar #290 to #192 - Metallicock (04/04/2013) [-]
god those were my worst nightmare in math
User avatar #285 to #192 - gunni (04/04/2013) [-]
You can't roll numbers below 0
User avatar #286 to #285 - markertemp (04/04/2013) [-]
FEAR MY POWER!!!
User avatar #268 to #71 - babbylicious (04/04/2013) [-]
**babbylicious rolls 0** /4 =1/2
User avatar #277 to #275 - babbylicious (04/04/2013) [-]
its if 0 is in the denomnator when it is bad (bad spelling ><)_
#267 to #71 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 97** x 10= 400
User avatar #282 to #71 - parralax (04/04/2013) [-]
**parralax rolls 9**
User avatar #283 to #282 - parralax (04/04/2013) [-]
**parralax rolls 27**
User avatar #284 to #283 - parralax (04/04/2013) [-]
**parralax rolls 17**36.
#261 to #71 - fedegon (04/04/2013) [-]
**fedegon rolls 87** X 1 = 1
Try some harder ones! (Also, if this works, you guys better send me some cereal through the mail.)
User avatar #280 to #71 - kathuzada (04/04/2013) [-]
**kathuzada rolls 7** X 3 =18
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#180 to #71 - therealdoctor ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
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#102 - josieabby (04/03/2013) [-]
lists...
lists...
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#30 - toughactintinactin (04/03/2013) [-]
Spongebob Sassypants over here
Spongebob Sassypants over here
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#24 - kubideh (04/03/2013) [-]
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#60 to #8 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 67**
I ain't gonna do it again you ******* n00bs
#62 to #60 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 82**
#150 to #62 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 13** Where you failed, I will succeed.
#9 to #8 - donutcaptin (04/03/2013) [-]
**donutcaptin rolls 40**
#18 to #16 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
Looks like you're Patrick.
User avatar #19 to #18 - donutcaptin (04/03/2013) [-]
i guess so anon. i guess so...
User avatar #40 to #19 - thespecialone (04/03/2013) [-]
keep on, that's hilarious!
User avatar #179 to #85 - scorcher (04/03/2013) [-]
**scorcher rolls 6**

My ex-dad is crashing my place what do I do? (legit)
#202 to #85 - dsgbiohazard (04/04/2013) [-]
**dsgbiohazard rolls 0** Am I gay?
User avatar #205 to #85 - aidansofunny (04/04/2013) [-]
**aidansofunny rolls 9** do i have herpes?
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User avatar #108 to #85 - noobtankz (04/03/2013) [-]
**noobtankz rolls 7** Am i gay?
User avatar #109 to #108 - noobtankz (04/03/2013) [-]
**noobtankz rolls 7** Are you a ******* liar?
User avatar #110 to #109 - noobtankz (04/03/2013) [-]
**noobtankz rolls 7** Well i guess I'm gay. then.
User avatar #136 to #110 - mcquiston (04/03/2013) [-]
**mcquiston rolls 4** ^is he definitely homosexual??
User avatar #139 to #136 - mcquiston (04/03/2013) [-]
**mcquiston rolls 0** Is he really homosex?
User avatar #125 to #110 - majormoron (04/03/2013) [-]
Dude you're straight up homo.
User avatar #127 to #125 - noobtankz (04/03/2013) [-]
My girlfriend will never guess.
#116 to #110 - roll (04/03/2013) [-]
i guess you really are homosexual then.
i guess you really are homosexual then.
User avatar #117 to #116 - noobtankz (04/03/2013) [-]
Better inform my girlfriend then. ._.'
#132 to #117 - roll (04/03/2013) [-]
:\, i hope she takes it well. be gentle
User avatar #134 to #132 - noobtankz (04/03/2013) [-]
**noobtankz rolls 4** She laughed, she knows I'm not. The conch is WRONG. Right conch?
User avatar #135 to #134 - noobtankz (04/03/2013) [-]
**noobtankz rolls 4** dammit I said, AREN'T YOU WRONG, CONCH?
User avatar #137 to #135 - noobtankz (04/03/2013) [-]
**noobtankz rolls 4** Are you wrong you piece of ******* .
User avatar #142 to #137 - noobtankz (04/03/2013) [-]
**noobtankz rolls 6** Stop making me trip in seperate posts, ARE YOU WRONG YOU PINK PIECE OF PLASTIC LIES?!
#145 to #142 - roll (04/03/2013) [-]
i cant stop laughing

how the **** do you trip twice at the same thread.
User avatar #146 to #145 - noobtankz (04/03/2013) [-]
**noobtankz rolls 4** I don't ******* know. God dammit. The conch hates me. Isn't that right ****** ?
#148 to #146 - roll (04/03/2013) [-]
for ***** sake lmao
User avatar #147 to #146 - noobtankz (04/03/2013) [-]
**noobtankz rolls 9** You hate me, don't you?
User avatar #149 to #147 - noobtankz (04/03/2013) [-]
**noobtankz rolls 2** And what if I don't, will you grow arms and bitch slap me?
User avatar #151 to #149 - noobtankz (04/03/2013) [-]
Didn't think so, ******* pink bitch.
User avatar #143 to #142 - noobtankz (04/03/2013) [-]
**noobtankz rolls 5** I would like that very much, asshole.
User avatar #144 to #143 - noobtankz (04/03/2013) [-]
**noobtankz rolls 4** Will you ever be decisive? Or not insulting?
User avatar #98 to #85 - revorce (04/03/2013) [-]
**revorce rolls 8**
Nope
User avatar #122 to #85 - mrdarp (04/03/2013) [-]
**mrdarp rolls 0** will this get reposted again?
#155 to #85 - roll (04/03/2013) [-]
**roll rolls 3** im not playing your little games all day conch.
User avatar #158 to #85 - icametocomment (04/03/2013) [-]
**icametocomment rolls 7** Do you even lift?
User avatar #159 to #158 - icametocomment (04/03/2013) [-]
**icametocomment rolls 6** No, YOU'RE a homosexual!
User avatar #164 to #85 - falconxmard (04/03/2013) [-]
**falconxmard rolls 1**
Is conch accurate?
User avatar #166 to #164 - falconxmard (04/03/2013) [-]
**falconxmard rolls 4**
Ok, now I can trust you,...
Will I accomplish anything meaningful in my life?
User avatar #167 to #166 - falconxmard (04/03/2013) [-]
**falconxmard rolls 5**
WILL I accomplish anything meaningful?
User avatar #170 to #167 - katypower (04/03/2013) [-]
Damn it's good.
User avatar #201 to #85 - zarkaronx (04/04/2013) [-]
**zarkaronx rolls 7** should I become a professional porn star?
#204 to #201 - zarkaronx (04/04/2013) [-]
take that back magic conch.
User avatar #156 to #85 - roll (04/03/2013) [-]
**roll rolls 2** you can go **** yourself conch.
User avatar #165 to #85 - justxjames (04/03/2013) [-]
**justxjames rolls 8** Is OP a faggot?
User avatar #154 to #85 - tunotoo (04/03/2013) [-]
**tunotoo rolls 9** is my name blue?
#177 to #154 - justleavefagmin (04/03/2013) [-]
Do it faggot.
User avatar #168 to #85 - katypower (04/03/2013) [-]
**katypower rolls 7**
WHO WAS PHONE?
User avatar #169 to #168 - katypower (04/03/2013) [-]
I'm not gay....
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I'm just curious.
User avatar #141 to #85 - doyouevenupload (04/03/2013) [-]
**doyouevenupload rolls 7**

should i deal with it?
User avatar #215 to #85 - sonnypistol (04/04/2013) [-]
**sonnypistol rolls 2** will i ever lose my virginity?
#224 to #215 - edwardscullivan (04/04/2013) [-]
I think there's a club for that now...damn shame mate.
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User avatar #99 to #85 - tubbymeatball (04/03/2013) [-]
**tubbymeatball rolls 9** Will I ever meet the girl of my dreams?
#100 to #99 - tubbymeatball (04/03/2013) [-]
But...I like this account
#92 to #85 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 7** Do you know everything?
User avatar #196 to #85 - stonerjesus (04/04/2013) [-]
**stonerjesus rolls 4** If I try real hard in school and do all my chores can I turn invisible?
User avatar #197 to #196 - stonerjesus (04/04/2013) [-]
**stonerjesus rolls 2** Well can I or can't I?
#200 to #197 - stonerjesus (04/04/2013) [-]
**stonerjesus rolls 2**
User avatar #213 to #85 - xozonex (04/04/2013) [-]
**xozonex rolls 8** Will the magic conch shell ever die?
User avatar #193 to #85 - gallifreyan (04/04/2013) [-]
**gallifreyan rolls 0** Will I win the lottery tonight?
User avatar #194 to #193 - gallifreyan (04/04/2013) [-]
*sighs* okay...
#208 to #85 - aidansofunny (04/04/2013) [-]
OP is a faggot
User avatar #187 to #85 - renamon (04/03/2013) [-]
**renamon rolls 9**

Does kaspernninja love me?
User avatar #203 to #85 - aidansofunny (04/04/2013) [-]
**aidansofunny rolls 3** Am i gay?
User avatar #181 to #85 - destroyerofthecunt **User deleted account** (04/03/2013) [-]
**destroyerofthecunt rolls 6**
Can I burn myself?
User avatar #199 to #85 - AlanbalMIT (04/04/2013) [-]
**AlanbalMIT rolls 1** Who was phone?
User avatar #219 to #85 - brothergrimm ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
**brothergrimm rolls 8** will the saints ever go to the Superbowl again?
#220 to #219 - brothergrimm ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
the mighty conch has spoken!!!!
User avatar #178 to #85 - scorcher (04/03/2013) [-]
**scorcher rolls 4**
User avatar #186 to #85 - aidansofunny (04/03/2013) [-]
*roll number* im allergic to spongebob
User avatar #195 to #186 - gallifreyan (04/04/2013) [-]
Next time, put 1 after roll.
#153 to #85 - roll (04/03/2013) [-]
**roll rolls 4** should i watch porn all day?
User avatar #106 to #85 - cramperzombie (04/03/2013) [-]
Can Squidward have some of this yummy, delicious, super terrific sandwich?
User avatar #107 to #106 - cramperzombie (04/03/2013) [-]
**cramperzombie rolls 5**
User avatar #126 to #85 - grotesquelettuce (04/03/2013) [-]
Do I even lift? *roll 1*
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User avatar #118 to #85 - nneerrdd (04/03/2013) [-]
DO I HAVE A HUGE ENORMOUS COCK *roll 1*
User avatar #120 to #118 - nneerrdd (04/03/2013) [-]
**nneerrdd rolls 7**
User avatar #121 to #120 - nneerrdd (04/03/2013) [-]
**nneerrdd rolls 2**
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User avatar #232 to #85 - thefortysecond (04/04/2013) [-]
**thefortysecond rolls 7** am i cheating on my girlfriend?
User avatar #238 to #232 - powerupbrony (04/04/2013) [-]
You can't cheat on your girlfriend if you have a boyfriend
User avatar #95 to #85 - alhemicar (04/03/2013) [-]
**alhemicar rolls 7**

Is this a repost?
User avatar #96 to #95 - alhemicar (04/03/2013) [-]
...
User avatar #222 to #85 - neoexdeath ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
**neoexdeath rolls 0** Will I get dubs if I try for them in the comments?
User avatar #223 to #222 - neoexdeath ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
Well THAT seems a little harsh. **** you then, Magic Conch.
User avatar #88 to #85 - Dwarf (04/03/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolls 9** Am I going to roll 2?
User avatar #89 to #88 - kasperninja (04/03/2013) [-]
THE CONCH HAS SPOKEN!
User avatar #93 to #89 - Dwarf (04/03/2013) [-]
**** the conch. **** you.
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User avatar #131 to #85 - mcquiston (04/03/2013) [-]
**mcquiston rolls 66** Will i roll dubs?
If not, i'll do both numbers.
#31 - takers (04/03/2013) [-]
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