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I once did in a 25 mph zone. A cop pulled me over and gave are a high five and posed
nexter my GTR fer a picture. Then, he offered me a donut, I declined. The whole incident was a
slap on the wrist. He tickets issued fer me-
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I once get pulled overdoing ) mph in my Bugatti Veyron Super Sport in a schewl zone. The cop
gave are a high five, let me play with the siren in his car, then let me his house and **** his
wife and daughter.
He tickets issued.
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#5 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
Why is it that 35% of youtube has a ******* trollface as avatar?
User avatar #22 to #5 - usernameluisdjlols (04/03/2013) [-]
because they're trolls, can't you tell? they're obviously trolling you
User avatar #52 to #5 - talvash (04/03/2013) [-]
hast du ein problem?
#78 to #5 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
and 40% are scoots
#7 to #5 - lordofthenegative (04/03/2013) [-]
because the other 60% of the trolls doensn't want their victims to know they are trolls
#13 to #5 - nightmarecorpse (04/03/2013) [-]
because this is the face of most youtubers
#11 to #5 - toughactintinactin (04/03/2013) [-]
Because this is %35 of Youtube
Because this is %35 of Youtube
#55 to #11 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
Caption what you want in that gif, you will never be as cool as that kid.
User avatar #6 to #5 - bigbeaufort ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #33 to #6 - Huston (04/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, don't be silly!
#25 to #6 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
I like your name. I was born in Beaufort, SC.
#21 - decoyoctopus (04/03/2013) [-]
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I once did 871½ mph in a down syndrome only zone, driving a thorium powered cadillac using only my massive throbbing erection as a steering mechanism , whilst simultaneously being double-fisted by 12 venusian quadriplegic black midget police strapped to a spinning cotton candy machine. using only the imbibed caster oil that was being fed to me through a giant rat-feeder as lubricant. needless to say, no tickets were issued that day....
#48 to #21 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
Seems legit.
User avatar #49 to #21 - ugottanked (04/03/2013) [-]
quick question..what the **** is that in that picture?
User avatar #74 to #73 - ugottanked (04/03/2013) [-]
jesus much would that cost do ya think?
User avatar #75 to #74 - mankey (04/04/2013) [-]
Well lets put it this way, it's not going to cost you a bag of chips. :P

The problem is it's a concept, the technology to make it doesn't exist yet. So, if I had to factor in R&D into my guesstimate it'd be up in the billions, perhaps trillions.
User avatar #84 to #75 - ugottanked (04/04/2013) [-]
damn...i really wish that kind of technology was out now.
User avatar #87 to #84 - mankey (04/04/2013) [-]
Don't we all, 300,000 miles on one gram of Thorium. The closest we can get really is the hydrogen fuel cells in cars like the ones being produced by Hyundai, they get an estimated range of 370 miles to a cell and they're fuelled by Hydrogen. Hydrogen coming from salt water means it's a relatively easily attainable, clean, fuel source.

The only problem is how volatile Hydrogen is, it likes to explode, so not good for storage in petrol stations. What we need is to find a method of instant hydrolysis, so the petrol stations can store water and it gets converted when people need it. Even better is if they can refine it to being small enough to fit in the car, so the cars also only carry water, with only a minute amount of hydrogen in the engine to be combusted.
User avatar #88 to #87 - ugottanked (04/04/2013) [-]
mhm, i see how its a problem, hopefully a solution is found though
#79 to #21 - charphlosion (04/04/2013) [-]
wow, this might be hard to drive with such a huge, throbbing erection
#44 to #21 - cough (04/03/2013) [-]
by the gods...
by the gods...
User avatar #29 to #21 - XxJenniiBabiixX (04/03/2013) [-]
usual speeding in that zone results in being fined with at least 5 potatoes . . Your lucky
#28 to #21 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
How can you even make this stuff up?
#64 to #28 - xentacle (04/03/2013) [-]
This made me realise
what if he didnt
#24 to #21 - arcanemonkey (04/03/2013) [-]
my sides!
#10 - goryheadstump (04/03/2013) [-]
That's a full 40mph over this thing's top speed.
#20 to #10 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
each engine is hand made (or something like that) so each has different preference
#53 to #10 - brytonn (04/03/2013) [-]
my friend hit one saturday
User avatar #58 to #53 - prontoon (04/03/2013) [-]
i see you also live in long island
User avatar #60 to #58 - brytonn (04/03/2013) [-]
long beach*
User avatar #62 to #60 - prontoon (04/03/2013) [-]
ah my bad, how bad was long beach hit by sandy, my friends house was fully flooded.
User avatar #67 to #63 - prontoon (04/03/2013) [-]
oops i thought you meant long leach long island...
User avatar #18 to #10 - niralius (04/03/2013) [-]
Alpha 12 package
#41 - doyouevenupload (04/03/2013) [-]
someone posted this
#4 - skwirl (04/03/2013) [-]
#40 - mankey (04/03/2013) [-]
I once did 30 in a Reliant Robin!
#71 to #40 - Dap (04/03/2013) [-]
One of the best episodes of Top Gear I've ever seen hahaha
#16 - plainarcane **User deleted account** (04/03/2013) [-]
Do these people even realise that there are like maybe one or two production cars in the world that are even capable of going 233mph?
User avatar #17 to #16 - niralius (04/03/2013) [-]
the GTR can easily get there, provided it is modified, but even then it would come to a total of around 130,000
User avatar #23 to #17 - ohnoesitstehasian (04/03/2013) [-]
Well the base GTR you need is probably 130,000. The additional modifications would probably cost you at least another 130K as well. Do you think a carbon fiber chasis would make a significant difference?
User avatar #97 to #23 - chasis (04/15/2013) [-]
I think if I were made of carbon fibre, it would make ALL the difference...
#26 to #23 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
Nissan GTR'S are suprisingly cheap for what they are. You can one for 78k brand new or 85k with some sports pack. I don't know about modifying costs though.
User avatar #31 to #26 - ohnoesitstehasian (04/03/2013) [-]
Woah 75K for a base GTR? I always thought they were in the 90K range, before the dealership fees and everything!
User avatar #30 to #26 - niralius (04/03/2013) [-]
yeah the Alpha 12 pack, which rivals the Bugatti will run you for about 40k if im not wrong
User avatar #70 to #30 - fonestig (04/03/2013) [-]
the Bugatti is a ****** car. it is basically a train, it can go fast but it cant turn or stop.
User avatar #91 to #70 - niralius (04/04/2013) [-]
oh yeah, I don't like it either, but it is hella fast, prefer a decked out GTR to the bugatti any though
#12 - irokk (04/03/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#3 - NhuckCorris (04/03/2013) [-]
THe GT-R is my favourite car in the world, but it doesn't go that fast I'm sure. It would have to be heavily modified, and it's already got 2 turbochargers.
User avatar #9 to #3 - benk (04/03/2013) [-]
there are tons of companies willing to slap 2 massive turbos on in to get a gtr close to (or even about) 1000 horsepower. Personally i think its a really dumb idea to have that much power, because the tires brakes and suspension cant really handle it. But if u wanna go really fast in a strait line and already own a gtr then u can get 1000 hp for about $75,000.
User avatar #15 to #3 - killerliquid ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
>GT-R doesn't go that fast
>Top speed is around 195mph~
>it handles awesomely even with its weight

User avatar #27 to #15 - NhuckCorris (04/03/2013) [-]
>top speed is 196mph
>youtube guy says 233mph

you get it now? it doesn't go THAT fast
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User avatar #90 to #59 - grundo (04/04/2013) [-]
y he do that tho
#39 - gojirafan (04/03/2013) [-]
I once went 233 mph on my bicycle while having BAC level of 5.0 and killed a large mexican family riding in a van. The cop arrived and gave me a high five. Needless to say, not tickets were issued. He then preceded to rape all the bodies.
#43 to #39 - nephritho (04/03/2013) [-]
That guy.
I know him.
Is he not from a show where kids are sort of power rangers like but with insect customs?
#51 to #43 - cochlearimplant (04/03/2013) [-]
Beetleborgs! that was the name of the show, and if i remember correctly that goofy looking blue guy is ... flabber? (as in flabbergasted)
Beetleborgs! that was the name of the show, and if i remember correctly that goofy looking blue guy is ... flabber? (as in flabbergasted)
User avatar #46 to #43 - paulohd (04/03/2013) [-]
No. He is the host of a late night talk show.
#50 to #43 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
beetleborgs lol
#61 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (04/03/2013) [-]
I once did 73 in a 55. A cop pulled me over and gave me a $230 ticket.

Pic related. MFW paying my car insurance now.
User avatar #35 - misterbonzo (04/03/2013) [-]
one time a cop tried to pull me over because i was doing 88 in a school zone but he couldn't because i went back in time.
#36 to #35 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
wow good reference deaervesmore thumbs and needed to be first comment but considering the low up thumb rate of the content like 700-800 thumb up range expect only 108 green thumbs
#47 to #35 - deathcampforjewtie (04/03/2013) [-]
Pic related, the only BTTF in my folder. Enjoy.
#69 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
le 9gaga meem meme XD !!
#83 - getsheadfromdolan (04/04/2013) [-]
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are you guys ******* kidding me?
#82 - chulaksaviour (04/04/2013) [-]
I once went 35 mph in a 15 zone. Hit a kerb and broke my legs.
User avatar #2 - kridane (04/03/2013) [-]
I Respect the hell out of the GTR as a car but too many faggots idolize it.
User avatar #81 - andriod (04/04/2013) [-]
One time went 165 down a deserted side street. No cop pulled me over. Ticket still issued
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