Accurate.. My day includes the words " ", "beiner", and " " a looooot more too. P.S. Don't look at tags. You'll lead them on.. bas hey nice legs what Time do they open
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Accurate.

Accurate.. My day includes the words " ", "beiner", and " " a looooot more too. P.S. Don't look at tags. You'll lead them on.. bas

My day includes the words " ****** ", "beiner", and " **** " a looooot more too.
P.S. Don't look at tags. You'll lead them on.

basically rate at school
all day:
me: i hate all all you.
me: stop screaming you
saw your friend yesterday. '
me: holy crap walk faster.
me: get smarter you idiot.
me: maybe ifi hit my Mad
on my desk enough limes
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#11 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
me: im a antisocial dickhead that everybody hates but i still think that im better then
everyone
#33 to #11 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
Calm down Malcolm Wilkerson.
#62 to #11 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
Its sad, really...
User avatar #83 to #11 - antisocialtwilight (04/03/2013) [-]
Yes, actually!
#193 to #11 - nightmaren (04/04/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk community in a nutshell.
Funnyjunk community in a nutshell.
User avatar #120 to #11 - ericbeagles (04/03/2013) [-]
*than
User avatar #165 to #11 - occamsrazor (04/03/2013) [-]
looks like fj has contained the god complex into the godly anonymous
#64 to #11 - sotalokki (04/03/2013) [-]
anon nails it again
anon nails it again
User avatar #122 to #11 - admiralen ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
so basically an anon then
User avatar #103 to #11 - sorryshoe (04/03/2013) [-]
How do people still mess this up? than*
#85 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
me:If i could freeze time...id do most of these women.

me: is the girl in front of me with her ass mostly out even wearing underwear under her jeans

me: can i safely stare at her cleavage?

me: oh im in class, i should attempt to focus.
#182 to #85 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
dont forget
me: i love yoga pants
me: is that see-through
#93 to #85 - ausogle (04/03/2013) [-]
So Im not the only one
So Im not the only one
User avatar #1 - awesomerunner (04/03/2013) [-]
Also you forgot about the "Maybe if I stare at the clock time will go faster"
#34 - jarelk (04/03/2013) [-]
More like "Holy 			****		 I'm such a twathole that I think I'm better than everyone else"
More like "Holy **** I'm such a twathole that I think I'm better than everyone else"
#141 to #34 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
Unlike most people I KNOW I'm better than everyone else.
#148 to #34 - wagastragas (04/03/2013) [-]
but most ppl do are dumbasses, if that wasnt true there would be world peace already.
#199 to #34 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (04/04/2013) [-]
Thank you so much, i've been looking for that gif for ages
User avatar #66 to #34 - bulbakip (04/03/2013) [-]
Marry me, Dodger...
User avatar #41 to #34 - teseus (04/03/2013) [-]
To be honest, we all do. That guy never mentioned that he's saying those things out loud and in fact I've found myself thinking that **** more than once.
User avatar #42 to #41 - jarelk (04/03/2013) [-]
Admittedly, sometimes I think that as well. But you have to know about yourself that those thoughts are not accurate, and biased, and stop the thought process. Because fi you keep telling yourself "Wow what a dumbass" you'll eventually act like it's true.
User avatar #143 - zionsype (04/03/2013) [-]
Holy **** black people are loud

Wait, is that racist?

I mean, maybe not all of them are this loud

Maybe just the ones at the school

I'm not racist, am I?

Oh **** are those two black guys about to fight?

I can never tell if they're actually fighting or just messing around

I'm not racist am I?

I can't be, I would totally do a black chick

But then again, slave owners had sex with their slaves sometimes

But I wouldn't rape anyone..

...Where the **** am I?
#150 to #143 - mrcrowleysr (04/03/2013) [-]
you're allowed to be racist on the internet
#24 - Miwer (04/03/2013) [-]
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#39 - bronywhat (04/03/2013) [-]
haha NERD.
haha NERD.
User avatar #38 - semilunarknight (04/03/2013) [-]
What it actually says:
Me: Why doesn't anyone like me.
Me:Nobody greets me like that
Me:I'm impatient because I think I have important things to do
Me:Someone who doesn't know something, let me berate them so I feel better.
Me:Someone please pay attention to me

and the underlying message is, You're a whiny little twat mongrel.
User avatar #69 to #38 - flamingwombat (04/03/2013) [-]
I love this.
#101 to #38 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
Actually, the third one is fair. I went to a school of around 3000 students and it was difficult to get from one side of the school to the other - especially if you had to cross campuses - when everybody was walking slowly. Nobody really cared that much about being late, but you if got 4 tardies, you got detention.
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User avatar #44 to #43 - semilunarknight (04/03/2013) [-]
And I like people who like me for saying stuff and things because they also like things...and stuff.
User avatar #149 - YuMadBro (04/03/2013) [-]
"My day includes the words " ****** ", "beiner", and " **** " a looooot more too.
P.S. Don't look at tags. You'll lead them on."
confirmed 12 year old
#5 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
stop being negative faggots and hating other people for enjoying life you sad cunt
User avatar #8 to #5 - motherduck (04/03/2013) [-]
I don't hate them for enjoying their lives,I hate them for making mine a pain in the ass
User avatar #17 to #8 - flamingwombat (04/03/2013) [-]
How are they making yours a pain in the ass? Because they enjoy something you dont? **** you. You make me sick.
#29 to #17 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
No it's fine, walk in groups of 4 spread across the hallway so nobody can pass you. In fact, walk incredibly slow and talk very loudly so I have to yell at your group "enjoying" themselves to move the **** over so people can pass you. That's how they make my life a pain in the ass.
User avatar #31 to #29 - flamingwombat (04/03/2013) [-]
Say 'excuse me' and walk past them. By the way, what school has hallways so small that 4 people take up the whole thing? Not any school I've been to or seen. I think you're just trying to justify being a prick.
#40 to #31 - teseus (04/03/2013) [-]
We're studying in midget prisons then. What the **** , in our school's hallways there's room just for 2 people to walk side by side. I now wish to know more about this legendary gargantuan hallways you are talking about.
User avatar #65 to #40 - theawesomeyoghurt (04/03/2013) [-]
This ******* comment man. Our school hallways were narrow as **** .

And to weigh in on the conversation hasn't anyone found themselves so pissed off that they think this stuff? You can't enjoy things and be in a tolerating mood all the time, especially as a hormone fuelled teenager.
User avatar #86 to #31 - venoshto (04/03/2013) [-]
in any case, we're already talking about people that if you say "excuse me" they'll most probably start yelling at you like "what? you don't have any room to pass because of me? can't you just walk behind me? "LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE !!" why am i being so prejudiced? i'm not. i've heard this **** a lot of times
User avatar #48 to #17 - motherduck (04/03/2013) [-]
No....my class is making a habit out of trying to be my You need to login to view this link I said I don't mind them enjoying themselves they wont stop asking me stupid ***** .
#152 - mrcrowleysr (04/03/2013) [-]
"My day includes the words " ****** ", "beiner", and " **** " a looooot more too. "

#135 - cough (04/03/2013) [-]
So in other words, you're an arrogant cunt.
#175 to #135 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
I got the exact same certificate in grade 1.

Different text on it obviously.
#32 - celestiasbeard (04/03/2013) [-]
Always open for you baby
#154 - helenwheels (04/03/2013) [-]
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OP when he made this post.
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OP when he made this post.
#131 - Mynameismario (04/03/2013) [-]
>Get smarter
User avatar #15 - woodywoodlinson (04/03/2013) [-]
I think about what would happen if I stabbed myself in the neck with a pencil
#20 to #15 - kingarther (04/03/2013) [-]
Funny, I think about what would happen if I stabbed someone else in the neck with a pencil
Funny, I think about what would happen if I stabbed someone else in the neck with a pencil
User avatar #21 to #20 - woodywoodlinson (04/03/2013) [-]
Two birds with one stone if you stab me in the neck with a pencil
User avatar #63 to #21 - jetpistol (04/03/2013) [-]
3 birds actually. I think about what would happen if someone stabbed someone else in the neck with a pencil
User avatar #95 to #63 - zorororonoa (04/03/2013) [-]
4 birds actually, i think about what someones reaction would be if he watched someone get someone stabbing someone else in the neck with a pencil
User avatar #22 to #21 - kingarther (04/03/2013) [-]
You get to see what it's like and I get to see all the blood,
It's win win
User avatar #36 to #22 - deathbylucy (04/03/2013) [-]
Quite the kevorkian relationship going on
#151 - LocoJoe (04/03/2013) [-]
The **** is a beiner?
User avatar #153 to #151 - baine (04/03/2013) [-]
I think it's racial slang for Mexican but I'm not fully sure.
#179 to #151 - djtehunknown (04/03/2013) [-]
Beans and weiners, want some?
#181 to #179 - LocoJoe (04/03/2013) [-]
Dude! I think I have some cans of pork and beans somewhere! thanks for reminding me. Time to start my fallout diet.
User avatar #132 - rmoran (04/03/2013) [-]
That description is 2edgy4me
#128 - sierramistfourteen (04/03/2013) [-]
your teacher could bang you against the desk
your teacher could bang you against the desk
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