They will cut you down

#12 - loulougia

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(04/03/2013) [-]

Do they mean by working they kill anyone close enough?

Half life 3 is better protected than what i thought.

#124 to #12 - spysappinmysasha

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#41 to #12 - ColorfulPenguin

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(04/03/2013) [-]

Well, it will only kill you if you're not wearing a red shirt.

#1 - supermegasherman

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(04/02/2013) [-]

the tf2 turret actually tracks your movement

#2 to #1 - supermegasherman

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(04/02/2013) [-]

and beeps

#24 to #2 - toastableduckling

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(04/03/2013) [-]

Beeping is pretty neat.

#33 to #24 - ihaveakeyboard

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(04/03/2013) [-]

" Beep... Beep...Beep...Beep."
-Sputnik

#76 to #33 - bocatadesesos

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(04/03/2013) [-]

"i don't hate you"

#32 to #2 - swarthywaffles

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(04/03/2013) [-]

And shoots you in the kneecaps.

#40 to #2 - miniwilliam

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(04/03/2013) [-]

But what about the Portal turret? Does it ask you whether you are still there or not?

#55 to #40 - supermegasherman

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(04/03/2013) [-]

no idea

#48 to #40 - whatamidoingwithme

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(04/03/2013) [-]

It talks, yes. There is a video on youtube, check Valve's channel.

#113 to #40 - rokkarokkaali

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Whenever someone closes up the building, it'll say "Are you still there?"
I'd cry

#91 to #2 - anon id: 270ae5d1

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OH LORD IT BEEP!

#11 to #2 - virtigo

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#39 - slikmonkey

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Gentlemen, I'm off to Valve HQ.

#23 - Aejax

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(04/03/2013) [-]

I think it would be awesome if that turret only "locked-on" to the movements of people wearing blue, and ignored anyone in red.

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#69 to #67 - taintedangel

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(04/03/2013) [-]

meaning they fire nerf bullets or ping-pong balls.

#61 - derricktwo

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(04/03/2013) [-]

Why not make an item for engineer to make his sentry look like a turret from portal?

#81 to #61 - snakefire

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(04/03/2013) [-]

because it will just fall over

#10 - therealtjthemedic

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(04/03/2013) [-]

'Working'
Explains why they don't get visitors

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#65 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE

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>Go to Valve
> alk into the lobby past the sentry
>Hear a "BEE-BEE-BEEP"
>flip ****
>backwards action roll behind reception desk
>take cover
>wait for others to walk by and trigger
>quickly move from cover to cover
>ignore employee's laughter.

#22 - mrfishie

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(04/03/2013) [-]

>me dodging turret fire in Valve lobby.

#109 - bloodbendbros

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(04/03/2013) [-]

Have...
Have...
Have...

#112 to #109 - anon id: 50074d3e

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you're a ******* idiot. Seriously...

#132 to #112 - bloodbendbros

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(04/04/2013) [-]

Or I actually know English. Valve is a singular noun referring to multiple people, therefore "has." Even if "are" is ok to use, I've never seen that grammar used, ever.

#119 to #109 - croski

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Don't worry man, there are some who do support you.

#111 to #109 - megareader

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That's actually correct.

If you replace 'Valve' with 'they', which is 100% okay to do, the sentence reads, "They have...."

Since Valve isn't one person 'have' is grammatically correct.

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