I don't like people.... .. I mean, lemme tell you OP, when you're at a (teenage/college)party, it ain't the place to talk about science and . Let's be real. I've been at bars/parties and  I don't like people mean lemme tell you OP when you're at a (teenage/college)party it ain't the place to talk about science and Let's be real I've been bars/parties
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#5 - vegetatheprince
Reply +237
(04/02/2013) [-]
I mean, lemme tell you OP, when you're at a (teenage/college)party, it ain't the place to talk about science and ****. Let's be real. I've been at bars/parties and all I wanted was to go back to the computer, but it can wait.

I know the what goes on at these gigs may or may not be the absolute most fun to you, but hey, just kick back, take a hit of that dank-ass-cush, and chill. No one said you had to be the life of the party, but you should have enough presence that people at least knew you were there.

And yes, a good chunk of people there will be like the ones you described in the comic. So what? Either humor their conversations, or find other people to talk too. Worse comes to worse, go on your phone like you're texting someone if you're that desperate for FJ. BTW, A Dr.Who shirt may not be the best attire for a party, IMO.
#214 to #5 - octaviano
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(04/03/2013) [-]
In the last 10 minutes of math class, me, two bros and a girl where I had been sitting have been talking about pansexuality and bisexuality at first, which went to evolution of mind and monkeys.
Your argument is not too invaild, but I have deleted parts of it. Science is interesting.
#375 to #214 - vegetatheprince
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Difference is, you were in class, as opposed to a party. And I'm saying that science is not interesting/now that people don't talk about it ever.

I'm just saying that a party like the one in the post is not the place for it.
#376 to #375 - vegetatheprince
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(04/03/2013) [-]
not saying**
#240 to #5 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Alternatively, understand that this kind of environment just isn't for you, and not go in the first place.
#265 to #5 - traelos
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Obviously you go to the wrong parties.

The only difference between a party and hanging with friends, is booze.

If you want to give OP some actual advice tell him not to go to a party full of retarded faggots.
#7 to #5 - draxdiesel
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(04/02/2013) [-]
you go to the wrong parties. or the right ones depending on your point of view.
#8 to #7 - vegetatheprince
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(04/02/2013) [-]
And depicted in this comic, it was the wrong one for OP.
#86 to #5 - paintplayer
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Yeah and really in the end no one's forcing you to be there
#89 to #5 - munchlord
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Alternately, if OP don't like those parties, go to different ones, or don't go to parties at all. simple solution is simple mon.
#319 to #5 - nightlynutria
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(04/03/2013) [-]
op is a faggot
op is a faggot
#122 to #5 - Draserszes
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#40 to #5 - jeanmariegrangon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
For me, it's pretty much the opposite, parties and bars are the perfect places to talk about sciences... when you're pretty drunk or baked things like the relativity and the deepness of the universe are ******* awesome, also it's much easy to impress people (especially girls) with your intelligence when they're drunk
#3 - beren
Reply +133
(04/02/2013) [-]
Reasons the internet is better:
1. Less swaggers, hipsters, assholes, trolls, etc.
2. Significantly more relaxed, intellectual discussion


3. It's easier to ignore people.
#112 - fuckmymen ONLINE
Reply +116
(04/03/2013) [-]
If you can't enjoy the party, you aren't drunk enough
#195 to #112 - ctrlaltdeleet
Reply +4
(04/03/2013) [-]
OR, it's a ****** party
#297 to #195 - anon
Reply 0
(04/03/2013) [-]
Then drink more
#29 - Cleavland Steamer
Reply +70
(04/03/2013) [-]
Why don't we organize a party for internet dwellers?

Activities would include:
Watching cat videos
Arguing with each other about religion
Discussing our lack of confidence
Going on the internet

Actually, **** that, I found the answer to my own question...
#90 to #29 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
LAN party?
#224 to #90 - lasmamoe
Reply +1
(04/03/2013) [-]
Exactly.
He just perfectly described it.
#325 to #29 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
don't forget gun control arguments too....
#45 to #29 - friednazi
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Nobody would show up to discuss their lack of confidence because they're too nervous, and lack confidence.
I know I'd be too nervous.
#183 - kanade **User deleted account**
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#246 to #183 - passi
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(04/03/2013) [-]
awkward moment when I'm in a fraternity...
#249 to #183 - bombadeli
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(04/03/2013) [-]
dude...
#72 - cadaverbox
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(04/03/2013) [-]
come to the party bro
#102 to #72 - minutes ONLINE
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(04/03/2013) [-]
every ******* weekend. Then you always have to say **** like "I really have too much work to do." "my grandmam just died" etc. cause they never take no as an answer
every ******* weekend. Then you always have to say **** like "I really have too much work to do." "my grandmam just died" etc. cause they never take no as an answer
#161 to #102 - acksl
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Because they are your friends and they want to spend time with you
#162 to #161 - minutes ONLINE
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(04/03/2013) [-]
not completely true. Half the time they arent even my friends. Also, if i dont want to go clubbing again then they should take no as an answer instead of being annoying like cadaverbox described
#4 - ljxjlos
Reply +38
(04/02/2013) [-]
I guess, you just go to the wrong parties...
#54 to #4 - lorddrake
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(04/03/2013) [-]
I was thinking the same
#48 to #4 - angelodeath
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(04/03/2013) [-]
But, where else will you get this bad boy?
#10 - hazmathank
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(04/03/2013) [-]
/G/ version
#210 - Mynameismario
Reply +30
(04/03/2013) [-]
>Talk about science
>Talk about universe

#97 - kaboomz
Reply +30
(04/03/2013) [-]
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i hate going to parties
everytime i go to one theres 10-30 swagfags acting gangsta

all i want is to get a drink, talk to my friends and maybe talk to some girls
and thats it

but everyone else around me is getting drunk as ****, vomiting and sleeping on benches or the sidewalk

what the ****



somethimes i think im a superior being
like im to inteligent and i can see how ******* retarded getting drunk is

but thats just me
inb4 lol u dont know how to party

**** you im not like you
#99 to #97 - arandomanon ONLINE
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Average people are retarded. Those idiots who go out partying just to get wasted are retarded. I don't see the point of having hundreds of drinks just so I can walk straight anymore. You don't enjoy like that. I like drinking bust just because I enjoy what I drink. If you drink just to get wasted and "having fun"... well, that's retarded.
So... well yes, you kinda are a superiour being.
#104 to #99 - sorrybut
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Alcohol is a ****** drug, made popular worldwide by idiots who thought they were smart thousands of years ago. How it remains popular to this day makes me wonder. Is being normal actually so rare, that normal people are considered idiots, by the ACTUALLY idiotic majority. Hmm.
#117 to #104 - darman
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Alcohol is fine in moderation. In many nations in the EU social drinking rarely spreads to the point of being knocked on your ass drunk. The problem is with the culture around drinking and the lack of moderation here in the states.
#106 to #104 - arandomanon ONLINE
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(04/03/2013) [-]
The only answer I can think of is that people love getting wasted because of this decadent society wich commands people to (besides of more things) "go wild" and have sex at any cost with anyone or you're nothing and alcohol abuse is a perfect and legal way to do kill your inhibitions so you don't feel ashamed on the moment (but you do to the next morning, what makes it even more stupid)
Society is retarded and people are even more.
#364 to #97 - therobsorensen
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(04/03/2013) [-]
"sometimes i think im a superior bieng like im to inteligent..."

to inteligent

to inteligent

You sound EXACTLY like Kaye West. The kind of person you hate. "I'm to smart for this world. I'm TOO INTELLIGENT."

How the **** does this have so many thumbs?
#381 to #364 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
maybe he is kanye
#128 to #97 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
To be honest, that's the point of a party. Not what's going on in parties currently..
#145 to #97 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Not much point commenting because I'm gonna get destroyed

But no, you're not "to intelligent" especially as it should be "too", you just sound like a real dry bastard who's no fun. Drinking is good fun in moderation, not everyone drinks themselves into oblivion.
Funnyjunk's turned into a bunch of ******* creeps who aren't accepted enough to partake in society so they start to sneer at it and believe they're "superior". Think yourself better fine, but you're a loser
Slán
#320 to #145 - dummerbaztard
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Would've been manlier of you to not post this as anon but I completely agree, on every post that mentions a party, there are tons of exactly these comments:
"Oh god I hate partys, i hate people, I guess it's just because I am too intelligent, everyone else is swagfag, uggh only I know the meaning of life!"

Of course their intelligence is the cause, totally not just the fact that they lack every bit of social skills.
#256 to #97 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
If you don't like getting drunk, then why not take drugs?
#100 to #97 - youraverageteenage
Reply +1
(04/03/2013) [-]
I have the exact same feeling
#110 to #97 - lilmoka
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(04/03/2013) [-]
I dont see the point of drinking until you puke your guts out. I would rather be alert and ,sober while having fun then wobbling everywhere and puking everywhere. Iv been raised by drunks and its not a very attractive.
#109 to #97 - viscerys
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(04/03/2013) [-]
If you party sober, and have a good time - then you'll remember it, and feel good in the morning.
#118 to #97 - lemongrabble
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(04/03/2013) [-]
I've never seen the point of getting drunk.

You can have a good time without drinking..
#124 to #118 - thelastprothean
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Ah ha! Someone who gets it! I agree whole-heartedly good sir
#125 to #124 - lemongrabble
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Indeed, very good.