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#8 - deadfeds **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #84 to #8 - undeadwill (04/03/2013) [-]
The meat is dead stop beating it
The chicken is dead stop chocking it.
#36 to #8 - Rascal (04/03/2013) [-]
Sarah Jessica Parker is DEAD!?
#58 to #8 - ilgattozaiga (04/03/2013) [-]
But what else do I do while its erection goes away?
#34 - puredeliciousness (04/03/2013) [-]
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#40 - kazamastar (04/03/2013) [-]
Is this joke still funny?
#48 to #40 - kaboomz (04/03/2013) [-]
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shes hot
#53 - thalfak (04/03/2013) [-]
How can she not be charming, just because she dosn't smile?
How can she not be charming, just because she dosn't smile?
User avatar #137 to #53 - tireyhawnuyu (04/04/2013) [-]
wut
#19 - ineedthistothumb (04/03/2013) [-]
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Kristen Stewart isn't really THAT bad...
User avatar #25 to #19 - mrgoodlove (04/03/2013) [-]
I'd hit, but I feel like she'd be a boring lay.
#44 to #25 - tbagbandit (04/03/2013) [-]
Prepare your anus Kristen
Prepare your anus Kristen
#46 to #45 - tbagbandit (04/03/2013) [-]
hahaha thumbs for you sir
hahaha thumbs for you sir
User avatar #88 to #55 - gustaviaable (04/03/2013) [-]
Because she's from India. Only oppressed muslim womens where Burkas.
#91 to #88 - felixjarl (04/03/2013) [-]
>Where burkas.
User avatar #92 to #91 - gustaviaable (04/03/2013) [-]
God what have I done! *Wear
User avatar #93 to #92 - felixjarl (04/03/2013) [-]
Hold on. We can twist this even further.

Wereburkha.

Like werewolves only that each fullmoon they become normal humans.
#95 to #94 - felixjarl (04/03/2013) [-]
Oh and one more thing, there was and still is a lot of Muslims in India. They lived together more or less with the Buddhists and various other religions for centuries.
User avatar #96 to #95 - gustaviaable (04/03/2013) [-]
Muslims are everywhere nowadays. But If you are an Indian royalty I believe you are Hindu
#97 to #96 - felixjarl (04/03/2013) [-]
Lots of them were Muslims. And remember that no one controlled the entire India. There was lots of lesser lords and small kings. Some were bound to be Muslims.
User avatar #130 to #88 - fukkenname (04/03/2013) [-]
How'd you figure out she was Indian? Genie, come from Djinns, which have Arab origins. Also, when Jasmine says she found someone she wanted to marry, the Sultan screamed "Praise Allah". Lastly, Sultans ruled over the Arabic and Persian empires, not Indian empires.

I don't mean any hate, I'm just curious as to how you figured she was Indian. I always think of her as Arab
User avatar #131 to #130 - gustaviaable (04/03/2013) [-]
Well the movie is played in India and her dad was the Sultan so I then came to the conclution that she must be Indian
User avatar #132 to #131 - fukkenname (04/03/2013) [-]
Actually, the movie takes place in the fictional Arabian city of Agrahbah
#133 to #132 - gustaviaable (04/03/2013) [-]
I don't have time for this. Now shoo!
User avatar #135 to #134 - gustaviaable (04/03/2013) [-]
Damn Straight!
#136 to #135 - fukkenname (04/03/2013) [-]
Have a nice day   
   
and GIF
Have a nice day

and GIF
User avatar #49 - Schadenfreude ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
No offense to Magic Carpet, but I'd **** Kristen Stewart over a rug any day.
#54 to #49 - Rascal (04/03/2013) [-]
Speak for yourself.
#50 to #49 - Schadenfreude ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
Whoops,   
   
   
 I meant *on
Whoops,


I meant *on
#39 - TheFunnyJunkie (04/03/2013) [-]
Quick, now someone say how Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse. Or how Justin Beiber is actually female.

User avatar #47 to #39 - ruuna (04/03/2013) [-]
Justin Beiber looks like a female horse!"!!!!
#72 - thatkiddonovan (04/03/2013) [-]
C'mon guys, Twilight was ****** but it was also a steady multi-million dollar paycheck.

Plus, Kristen Stewart is hot, and I'd do her any day.
User avatar #75 to #74 - thatkiddonovan (04/03/2013) [-]
I know the movie is **** , I'm making a case for the actors, who also hated the movie.
User avatar #77 to #75 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/03/2013) [-]
The one playing sparkle man, for got the actor's name at the moment, is a very good actor, I agree. **** , he even said himself that he found the movies to be **** , but he was forced by contract to finnish playing his role.
Kirsten, however.... Just watch her and that video and you'll get a good view of why I personaly don't like her. Granted, I haven't actualy seen the movies by myself, but from the clips I've seen, she's not really that good. And I've seen about 60% of the first movie in clip-form.
User avatar #78 to #72 - theshadowed (04/03/2013) [-]
I agree. And my friends think I'm weird because of it
#10 - JediismUser (04/03/2013) [-]
She can actually be really hot when she shows expression. Weird how a smile can make such big a difference.
#43 to #10 - tehcookee (04/03/2013) [-]
that looks more "posessed" than "hot"
#32 to #10 - Rascal (04/03/2013) [-]
That is not a smile.
User avatar #14 to #10 - haloavp (04/03/2013) [-]
She looks bored
User avatar #83 to #10 - nervaaurelius (04/03/2013) [-]
She's sticking out her tongue. Besides that it's still not much of an expression.
+3
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#23 to #10 - ROTFLcopter **User deleted account** (04/03/2013) [-]
She looks exactly like that one dude from Whitest Kids U Know...
User avatar #26 to #23 - JediismUser (04/03/2013) [-]
Trevor Moore?
#28 to #26 - ROTFLcopter **User deleted account** (04/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, him
#79 to #23 - frysandaburger (04/03/2013) [-]
OH GOD... cannot unsee.
OH GOD... cannot unsee.
#67 to #10 - colmcorbec (04/03/2013) [-]
BEL-LAA
BEL-LAA
#68 to #67 - JediismUser (04/03/2013) [-]
Oh god I can't even. THANK YOU SO MUCH!
#71 to #68 - colmcorbec (04/03/2013) [-]
you're welcome ^^
#103 to #68 - smokeymouse (04/03/2013) [-]
**smokeymouse rolled a random image posted in comment #178 at Fuckin guns ** you can and you just did.?
User avatar #13 to #10 - calawesome (04/03/2013) [-]
I've always gotten the idea she's into freaky stuff in the bedroom.....ass stuff with carrots and **** .
#21 to #13 - theist (04/03/2013) [-]
"ass stuff with carrots and **** "

good one
#86 to #21 - generaljackass (04/03/2013) [-]
Sounds to me like she is making a rump roast.
#114 to #13 - chromefile (04/03/2013) [-]
ass stuff with carrots and ****
#18 - jimthesquirrelking (04/03/2013) [-]
seriously
#64 to #18 - Rascal (04/03/2013) [-]
What the hell is he beating up Sarah Jessica Parker for?!

-AnonMan, away!
#106 - mycatislookingatme (04/03/2013) [-]
Kristen Stewart =/= Bella Swan.   
   
Seriously, Kristen Stewart looks emotionless in Twilight because Bella is a cold melodramatic bitch.   
   
Anyone who's forced themselves to read the books would understand how 			*******		 annoying she is. "Today it is sunny, I hate the sun." - "Today it is snowy, I hate the snow" - "Today it is mild, I hate the mild" - "Today Edward was not at school, I hate school" - "Today a nice guy that wasn't a 			*******		 SUPERNATURAL BEING tried to talk to me, I blew him off because I'm a MASSIVE BITCH".   
   
Ect.
Kristen Stewart =/= Bella Swan.

Seriously, Kristen Stewart looks emotionless in Twilight because Bella is a cold melodramatic bitch.

Anyone who's forced themselves to read the books would understand how ******* annoying she is. "Today it is sunny, I hate the sun." - "Today it is snowy, I hate the snow" - "Today it is mild, I hate the mild" - "Today Edward was not at school, I hate school" - "Today a nice guy that wasn't a ******* SUPERNATURAL BEING tried to talk to me, I blew him off because I'm a MASSIVE BITCH".

Ect.
User avatar #112 to #106 - Furubatsu (04/03/2013) [-]
Have you seen her in other things? She's exactly the same in every role I've seen her in
#115 to #106 - arrowinurbutt (04/03/2013) [-]
Using logic in a situation... what's wrong with you.
#124 to #106 - spanishninja ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
still an emotionless bitch in zathura.

she actually did a good job just standing frozen in the bathroom.
User avatar #127 to #106 - megaton (04/03/2013) [-]
i dont know if u remember catch that kid. but she does roughly the same thing to two guys but only difference was they were trying to robb a bank instead of fight vampires. and no one was supernatural
User avatar #105 - idancethefoxtrot (04/03/2013) [-]
How to be Kristen Stewart -
Step 1: Stutter. Like, a lot.
Step 2: Always run your hands through your hair.
Step 3: Always have your lips in your teeth when you're not talking.
Step 4: Make long, awkward pauses in your sentences, as if pausing for effect.
Step 5: Never, ever, under any circumstances, close your mouth.
Step 6: Make the greatest effort to look like you have absolutely nothing going on in your brain.
Congratulations! You are now an airheaded waste of space who could be replaced by a plank of wood!
User avatar #107 to #105 - mycatislookingatme (04/03/2013) [-]
I'm not going to make my rant again, just read the above comment.
User avatar #109 to #107 - idancethefoxtrot (04/03/2013) [-]
But it was a joke. And if you haven't noticed, she does all of the above other places as well. I'm not trying to be mean, it's just something I've observed.
User avatar #110 to #109 - mycatislookingatme (04/03/2013) [-]
I don't know, I thought she was quite good in that Red Riding hood thing.
User avatar #111 to #110 - idancethefoxtrot (04/03/2013) [-]
Haven't seen it, sorry. I don't know, she might have improved. But I will agree. If you've ever read The Oatmeal's spiel on her, Bella is figuratively a pair of pants: it's like she was made to be an emotionless git on purpose so that any girl could slip her on and BAM, instant intrigue for the life you don't have.
#52 to #9 - thalfak (04/03/2013) [-]
The best movie EVER!
The best movie EVER!
+5
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#51 to #38 - thalfak (04/03/2013) [-]
The other page of the book?
The other page of the book?
User avatar #85 to #51 - undeadwill (04/03/2013) [-]
**** that's creepy.
#129 to #51 - Rascal (04/03/2013) [-]
/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=rMGnjbN8ytQ#t=61s
ytmnd
#33 - mrsexmuffins (04/03/2013) [-]
Shouldn't we be focusing on new celebrities to hate instead of beating the stiff carcass of one Jessica Parker we already have? gif unrelated
Shouldn't we be focusing on new celebrities to hate instead of beating the stiff carcass of one Jessica Parker we already have? gif unrelated
User avatar #87 to #33 - undeadwill (04/03/2013) [-]
We don't want new ones. We want the old ones to die.
#76 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #1 - bigveinysausage (04/02/2013) [-]
I like when Genie honks his nose on Carpet.
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