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i actually can imagine face to him/her

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Submitted: 04/02/2013
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#8 - deadfeds **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
#10 - JediismUser (04/03/2013) [+] (17 replies)
She can actually be really hot when she shows expression. Weird how a smile can make such big a difference.
User avatar #13 to #10 - calawesome (04/03/2013) [-]
I've always gotten the idea she's into freaky stuff in the bedroom.....ass stuff with carrots and **** .
#34 - puredeliciousness (04/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #15 - epicfailguysbuddy (04/03/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Miscarriage
Do you eat mashed potatoes on your jell-o?
#55 - felixjarl (04/03/2013) [+] (17 replies)
#19 - ineedthistothumb (04/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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Kristen Stewart isn't really THAT bad...
#39 - TheFunnyJunkie (04/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Quick, now someone say how Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse. Or how Justin Beiber is actually female.

#40 - kazamastar (04/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Is this joke still funny?
#18 - jimthesquirrelking (04/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
seriously
#53 - thalfak (04/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
How can she not be charming, just because she dosn't smile?
How can she not be charming, just because she dosn't smile?
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#38 - biguglyface **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#51 to #38 - thalfak (04/03/2013) [-]
The other page of the book?
The other page of the book?
#9 - Cleavland Steamer (04/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #49 - Schadenfreude ONLINE (04/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
No offense to Magic Carpet, but I'd **** Kristen Stewart over a rug any day.
#72 - thatkiddonovan (04/03/2013) [+] (6 replies)
C'mon guys, Twilight was ****** but it was also a steady multi-million dollar paycheck.

Plus, Kristen Stewart is hot, and I'd do her any day.
#6 - toughactintinactin (04/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#33 - mrsexmuffins ONLINE (04/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Shouldn't we be focusing on new celebrities to hate instead of beating the stiff carcass of one Jessica Parker we already have? gif unrelated
Shouldn't we be focusing on new celebrities to hate instead of beating the stiff carcass of one Jessica Parker we already have? gif unrelated
#106 - mycatislookingatme (04/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Kristen Stewart =/= Bella Swan.   
   
Seriously, Kristen Stewart looks emotionless in Twilight because Bella is a cold melodramatic bitch.   
   
Anyone who's forced themselves to read the books would understand how 						*******					 annoying she is. "Today it is sunny, I hate the sun." - "Today it is snowy, I hate the snow" - "Today it is mild, I hate the mild" - "Today Edward was not at school, I hate school" - "Today a nice guy that wasn't a 						*******					 SUPERNATURAL BEING tried to talk to me, I blew him off because I'm a MASSIVE BITCH".   
   
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Kristen Stewart =/= Bella Swan.

Seriously, Kristen Stewart looks emotionless in Twilight because Bella is a cold melodramatic bitch.

Anyone who's forced themselves to read the books would understand how ******* annoying she is. "Today it is sunny, I hate the sun." - "Today it is snowy, I hate the snow" - "Today it is mild, I hate the mild" - "Today Edward was not at school, I hate school" - "Today a nice guy that wasn't a ******* SUPERNATURAL BEING tried to talk to me, I blew him off because I'm a MASSIVE BITCH".

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User avatar #105 - idancethefoxtrot (04/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
How to be Kristen Stewart -
Step 1: Stutter. Like, a lot.
Step 2: Always run your hands through your hair.
Step 3: Always have your lips in your teeth when you're not talking.
Step 4: Make long, awkward pauses in your sentences, as if pausing for effect.
Step 5: Never, ever, under any circumstances, close your mouth.
Step 6: Make the greatest effort to look like you have absolutely nothing going on in your brain.
Congratulations! You are now an airheaded waste of space who could be replaced by a plank of wood!
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