Magic carpet. i actually can imagine face to him/her. I( Stewart ''ihr,
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i actually can imagine face to him/her

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I( Stewart ''ihr,
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#126 - drhoffable (04/03/2013) [-]
pic related   
   
its her happy
pic related

its her happy
#125 - yurilowenthalll (04/03/2013) [-]
**yurilowenthalll rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Lindsey Stirling meets Rock/Metal ** this has more facial expressions than Kristen Stewert
User avatar #117 - turtlepoop (04/03/2013) [-]
kristen stewart gives me a raging boner in my heart
User avatar #118 to #117 - kanatana (04/03/2013) [-]
Yeah... that's called a palpitation. You're gonna wanna see a doctor.
User avatar #119 to #118 - turtlepoop (04/03/2013) [-]
i'm not here for you to judge me
User avatar #121 to #119 - kanatana (04/03/2013) [-]
BUT I WANT YOU TO LIVE
User avatar #123 to #121 - turtlepoop (04/03/2013) [-]
I WANT NEVER GETS
#116 - Dwarf (04/03/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #1188576 at Friendly ** Kristen Stewart is purty. Magic Carpet is not. Your move, debukka.
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#113 - constantinopistole (04/03/2013) [-]
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#106 - mycatislookingatme (04/03/2013) [-]
Kristen Stewart =/= Bella Swan.   
   
Seriously, Kristen Stewart looks emotionless in Twilight because Bella is a cold melodramatic bitch.   
   
Anyone who's forced themselves to read the books would understand how 						*******					 annoying she is. "Today it is sunny, I hate the sun." - "Today it is snowy, I hate the snow" - "Today it is mild, I hate the mild" - "Today Edward was not at school, I hate school" - "Today a nice guy that wasn't a 						*******					 SUPERNATURAL BEING tried to talk to me, I blew him off because I'm a MASSIVE BITCH".   
   
Ect.
Kristen Stewart =/= Bella Swan.

Seriously, Kristen Stewart looks emotionless in Twilight because Bella is a cold melodramatic bitch.

Anyone who's forced themselves to read the books would understand how ******* annoying she is. "Today it is sunny, I hate the sun." - "Today it is snowy, I hate the snow" - "Today it is mild, I hate the mild" - "Today Edward was not at school, I hate school" - "Today a nice guy that wasn't a ******* SUPERNATURAL BEING tried to talk to me, I blew him off because I'm a MASSIVE BITCH".

Ect.
User avatar #127 to #106 - megaton ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
i dont know if u remember catch that kid. but she does roughly the same thing to two guys but only difference was they were trying to robb a bank instead of fight vampires. and no one was supernatural
#124 to #106 - spanishninja ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
still an emotionless bitch in zathura.

she actually did a good job just standing frozen in the bathroom.
#115 to #106 - arrowinurbutt (04/03/2013) [-]
Using logic in a situation... what's wrong with you.
User avatar #112 to #106 - Furubatsu (04/03/2013) [-]
Have you seen her in other things? She's exactly the same in every role I've seen her in
User avatar #105 - idancethefoxtrot (04/03/2013) [-]
How to be Kristen Stewart -
Step 1: Stutter. Like, a lot.
Step 2: Always run your hands through your hair.
Step 3: Always have your lips in your teeth when you're not talking.
Step 4: Make long, awkward pauses in your sentences, as if pausing for effect.
Step 5: Never, ever, under any circumstances, close your mouth.
Step 6: Make the greatest effort to look like you have absolutely nothing going on in your brain.
Congratulations! You are now an airheaded waste of space who could be replaced by a plank of wood!
User avatar #107 to #105 - mycatislookingatme (04/03/2013) [-]
I'm not going to make my rant again, just read the above comment.
User avatar #109 to #107 - idancethefoxtrot (04/03/2013) [-]
But it was a joke. And if you haven't noticed, she does all of the above other places as well. I'm not trying to be mean, it's just something I've observed.
User avatar #110 to #109 - mycatislookingatme (04/03/2013) [-]
I don't know, I thought she was quite good in that Red Riding hood thing.
User avatar #111 to #110 - idancethefoxtrot (04/03/2013) [-]
Haven't seen it, sorry. I don't know, she might have improved. But I will agree. If you've ever read The Oatmeal's spiel on her, Bella is figuratively a pair of pants: it's like she was made to be an emotionless git on purpose so that any girl could slip her on and BAM, instant intrigue for the life you don't have.
#90 - noisia (04/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #82 - weenieandthebutt (04/03/2013) [-]
It's Twilight man. What do you expect when it's all god damn melancholic, emoish an' **** . Don't blame the acting, blame the character that she was meant to portray.
User avatar #102 to #82 - cormy ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
It's not just in Twilight though, that's the point. Even in her interviews she is placid.
#80 - meuk (04/03/2013) [-]
MFW TITLE
#108 to #80 - meuk (04/03/2013) [-]
i meant magikarp et                                   LELELELL
i meant magikarp et LELELELL
#76 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
#72 - thatkiddonovan (04/03/2013) [-]
C'mon guys, Twilight was ****** but it was also a steady multi-million dollar paycheck.

Plus, Kristen Stewart is hot, and I'd do her any day.
User avatar #78 to #72 - theshadowed (04/03/2013) [-]
I agree. And my friends think I'm weird because of it
User avatar #75 to #74 - thatkiddonovan (04/03/2013) [-]
I know the movie is **** , I'm making a case for the actors, who also hated the movie.
User avatar #77 to #75 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/03/2013) [-]
The one playing sparkle man, for got the actor's name at the moment, is a very good actor, I agree. **** , he even said himself that he found the movies to be **** , but he was forced by contract to finnish playing his role.
Kirsten, however.... Just watch her and that video and you'll get a good view of why I personaly don't like her. Granted, I haven't actualy seen the movies by myself, but from the clips I've seen, she's not really that good. And I've seen about 60% of the first movie in clip-form.
User avatar #65 - zraven (04/03/2013) [-]
That carpet was more emotive than half the actors out there, easy.
User avatar #61 - cazabrow ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
personally I reckon Jennifer Lawrence is Kristen Stewart 2.0 in hunger games..
User avatar #69 to #61 - calawesome (04/03/2013) [-]
She's not a good actress, yet she's geeky and hot, so everyone fawns over her like she's the second coming.
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User avatar #57 - wacemindu (04/03/2013) [-]
Although twilight is just terrible... and Kristen Stewart in that film is just terrible...



I still reckon she's a demon in the sack.
User avatar #66 to #57 - bigveinysausage (04/03/2013) [-]
I agree! With a minxy face like that I bet she is!
#56 - anonymous (04/03/2013) [-]
Was this joke ever funny?
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