Oh my guts. .. "Bit of a dick to a guy on my team" Swap out his protein powder, he cant make the gains he needs, gets cut from the team, loses his dream. This is kin Oh my guts "Bit of a dick to guy on team" Swap out his protein powder he cant make the gains needs gets cut from team loses dream This is kin
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#72 - laspussy
Reply +73
(04/03/2013) [-]
So he's been drinking it for 2 weeks...isn't that a little far for a prank that could kill him and thus backfire on you if there's an autopsy done and you get charged for man slaughter?
#73 to #72 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Shut the **** up.
#104 to #72 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
In all honesty , that is a bit too much and I agree with las, you are potentially killing a person.
I would find it funny if it's just an incident or 2, but this lasted 2 weeks. People who thinks it's alright for it to go on for that long without any problem and still laugh at it is just naive and childish.
PS: That guy can't tell the difference in taste from a banana to baby powder?
#181 to #72 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
It just goes to show you that you should never be a dick. If you're gonna be a dick bad ***** gonna happen to you. If you don't want people to **** with you don't **** with them. It's simple.
#74 to #72 - unncommon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
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#75 to #72 - senorfrog
Reply +147
(04/03/2013) [-]
Every party needs a pooper so that's why they invited you, party pooper party pooper.
#89 to #75 - dragginbref
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#79 to #75 - thebigcountry
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#83 to #79 - laspussy
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#243 to #75 - sandwichchaser
Reply -1
(04/03/2013) [-]
Naaaaaaaail...... NAAAAAAAAAAAIIIILLLLLL.............

I saw a bird... It was pretty...........

Kick it's ass............
#14 - kez
Reply +119
(04/02/2013) [-]
"Bit of a dick to a guy on my team"

Swap out his protein powder, he cant make the gains he needs, gets cut from the team, loses his dream.

This is kinda funny though.
#163 to #14 - middagsmo
Reply -6
(04/03/2013) [-]
implying these proteins actually work
#201 to #163 - awesomanium
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Maybe it didn't work for you because you didn't ******* exercise?
Protein shakes only aid muscle build up by providing the materials for it, but your body won't use those materials unless it thinks it needs to.
#204 to #201 - middagsmo
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(04/03/2013) [-]
i dont need that ****.

do they work? really? prove it.
#296 to #204 - kez
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(04/03/2013) [-]
I play rugby at a very high level. I am 17 stone, which is something around 230lbs.

I need to eat about 200grams of protein a day to be able to have enough protein to maintain my body physique and put on more muscle.

To get that much muscle I would need to be eating like 8 chicken breasts a day. Which is ridiculous and expensive, or I could have 4 protein shakes. Pretty much all that is in protein powder is, you guessed it, protein. Its not about giving you a special powder to make you massive, its about giving you an easy way to get the protein you need without meaning you have to be spending £30 a day on chicken and eating all day every day or similar.
#206 to #204 - awesomanium
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(04/03/2013) [-]
You don't need it, but it sure as hell helps. Do you need proof? The science is all there. Protein is needed for muscle development and growth. If there is more protein, you're able to build more muscle. When you exercise, you make micro tears in your muscles, which triggers your body into building stronger muscles so you don't get micro tears in the future. If you have more protein available, your body is able to build your muscles even stronger. Not to mention the fact that protein takes longer than usual to metabolize, meaning you can have longer training sessions. The only thing is, you need to create these micro tears in your muscles, or all that protein will turn to waste.
TL;DR: Lots of protein, fixes micro tears. You need to lift or they don't work.
#208 to #206 - middagsmo
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Fav +1

i rushed my comment, saying proteins don't work.

people lurking dem gyms and is not willing to work out when they don't have their tub of proteins with them.

my rage is to be set off somewhere else
#239 to #208 - melwach ONLINE
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(04/03/2013) [-]
I see it as an aid for people who don't want to change their food habits to more protein rich meals. I'm sure many people overdo it with their protein intake, eating a whole chicken farm per week and wash them down with litres of shakes ;)

But it in general, it has it's uses.
#276 to #239 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Actually that stuff is REALLY bad for you. The bad stuff those shakes etc doesn't leave your body for 10 years.
#303 to #276 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Nope
#179 to #163 - anon
Reply 0
(04/03/2013) [-]
hurr durr protein don't work

are you retarded?
#188 to #179 - anon
Reply 0
(04/03/2013) [-]
Don't get why this is getting red thumbs he's right you know.
it's like saying:
imlying food actually work
#70 to #14 - smhhao
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(04/03/2013) [-]
It said the protein powder belonged to somebody he worked with. In my mind that meant that they like unload trucks at walmart or whatnot.
#202 to #14 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
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#240 to #14 - Cloudlessewe
Reply +2
(04/03/2013) [-]
Bully=/=Dick.
Although, according to this guy, attempted 'Murder' and ruining someone's life is an acceptable punishment for being a 'Bit' of a bully...
#32 - sirbrentcoe
Reply +97
(04/03/2013) [-]
hfw he finds out
hfw he finds out
#33 to #32 - anon
Reply 0
(04/03/2013) [-]
hfw he's on the toilet
#246 to #32 - redcookiemonster
Reply 0
(04/03/2013) [-]
oh god xD
#59 to #32 - dscrim ONLINE
Reply +9
(04/03/2013) [-]
MY BRAND!
MY BRAND!
#97 to #59 - studbeefpile
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(04/03/2013) [-]
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#43 - kittaygal
Reply +74
(04/03/2013) [-]
Carrrrrrrllllllll that kills peoppppllllleeee
#1 - PFSquirrel
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(04/02/2013) [-]
#99 - jjvjj
Reply +46
(04/03/2013) [-]
**jjvjj rolls 0** ***** given
#130 to #99 - brothergrimm ONLINE
Reply +1
(04/03/2013) [-]
well rolled my friend
well rolled my friend
#10 - BerryLicious
Reply +34
(04/02/2013) [-]
Dude, I've got a pretty ****** up back that goes into spasm every time I laugh. I need more painkillers because of you, you magnificent bastard.
Dude, I've got a pretty ****** up back that goes into spasm every time I laugh. I need more painkillers because of you, you magnificent bastard.
#271 to #10 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
You wrote the exact same **** yesterday
#28 to #10 - metaldubstepotato
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(04/03/2013) [-]
So you didn't visit this page with high expectations of laughing... is that what you're saying??
#48 to #28 - kakariko
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk
#50 to #28 - anon
Reply 0
(04/03/2013) [-]
Of course not it's FJ.
#236 to #10 - armlessknight
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Then why are you on funnyj-oh
#138 - cramperzombie
Reply +33
(04/03/2013) [-]
A massive bag of...what?!
#221 to #138 - samboy
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(04/03/2013) [-]
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#290 to #221 - anon
Reply 0
(04/03/2013) [-]
And I'm going to throw my **** at you.
My huge supply of tish, comes from my chocolate starfish.
How about some scat you little twat.

-TheLoneWanderer
#63 - mrblueftw
Reply +33
(04/03/2013) [-]
why is everybody on funnyjunk now suddenly a body builder?
#67 to #63 - mythicdragoon
Reply +4
(04/03/2013) [-]
might be the worn out joke "do you even lift"
#87 to #63 - lolpandas
Reply +8
(04/03/2013) [-]
It's the same with everything posted on fj.
Science post= everyone is suddenly the reincarnation of Newton.
Lifting post= FJ turns in to the center of IFBB pros
Political post= FJ knows more about law than politicians (probably not a good example but you get the point)
#292 to #87 - coolcalx
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(04/03/2013) [-]
because all of those people are always on the site. they don't comment until something is posted that is relevant to their interests/fields of study.