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Oh my guts

dude in my team.
l, i emptied 'iaa.", entire
heatle 'r/ this inte the
pretain tub while he Awt. T. cci,
eut ene day"
lie has been drinking the
fer 2 weeks.
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his **** is "like trying push
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pissess
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User avatar #72 - laspussy (04/03/2013) [+] (9 replies)
So he's been drinking it for 2 weeks...isn't that a little far for a prank that could kill him and thus backfire on you if there's an autopsy done and you get charged for man slaughter?
#75 to #72 - senorfrog (04/03/2013) [-]
Every party needs a pooper so that's why they invited you, party pooper party pooper.
#14 - kez (04/02/2013) [+] (14 replies)
"Bit of a dick to a guy on my team"

Swap out his protein powder, he cant make the gains he needs, gets cut from the team, loses his dream.

This is kinda funny though.
#32 - sirbrentcoe (04/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
hfw he finds out
hfw he finds out
#43 - kittaygal (04/03/2013) [-]
Carrrrrrrllllllll that kills peoppppllllleeee
#99 - jjvjj (04/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**jjvjj rolls 0** ***** given
#10 - BerryLicious (04/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Dude, I've got a pretty 						******					 up back that goes into spasm every time I laugh. I need more painkillers because of you, you magnificent bastard.
Dude, I've got a pretty ****** up back that goes into spasm every time I laugh. I need more painkillers because of you, you magnificent bastard.
#138 - cramperzombie (04/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
A massive bag of...what?!
User avatar #63 - mrblueftw (04/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
why is everybody on funnyjunk now suddenly a body builder?
#198 - envinite (04/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
1. Talc is poisonous & dangerous for organs
2. 2 weeks of talc may require serious medical attention
3. Baby powder has a strong smell & taste, how can he can't ******* notice it?

It's either you do your revenge a too ******* far or this whole story is a complete ******** .

Also, if this true, why the **** don't you just talk to him about the bully and get the **** over with? You know him, right?
******* losers.
#135 - dreamthrow (04/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
<---- when he finally pushes his 						****					 out.
<---- when he finally pushes his **** out.
#161 - crazyolitis (04/03/2013) [-]
HFW taking a 						****					.
HFW taking a **** .
#223 - amsel (04/03/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I realize this is ******** (as people pointed out, there's exactly 0% chance the guy wouldn't notice the difference), but intentionally contaminating someone's food product is extremely illegal, and posting a picture to brag about it is just stupid. You could honestly get yourself arrested if it were true.
#235 - moustachefingers (04/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#176 - exarzero (04/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I think that can eventually kill him.   
   
If that happens, you have admitted to involuntary manslaughter.    
   
Just Something to consider.
I think that can eventually kill him.

If that happens, you have admitted to involuntary manslaughter.

Just Something to consider.
#105 - Penguinn (04/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i can see it now: "Man arrested in terrible talcum powder murder"
#159 - improbablyyourdad (04/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This is a load of **** , you can smell baby powder from a mile away.
User avatar #66 - jibbernut (04/03/2013) [-]
Be careful not to give the guy talcum powder poisoning. It can cause degradation of the lungs and a number of other organs.
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