My friend yesterday.... .. >be 23 (24 in june) >never had a gf >never had sex (not going to waste my money on a whore) >never had a kiss except from his own mom on the cheeck  My friend yesterday >be 23 (24 in june) >never had a gf sex (not going to waste my money on whore) kiss except from his own mom the cheeck
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#5 - nephritho
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(04/02/2013) [-]
>be 23 (24 in june)
>never had a gf
>never had sex (not going to waste my money on a whore)
>never had a kiss except from his own mom on the cheeck and a lick from a dog/cat.
I hope this legend is true that virgins become wizards once they reach 30.
#213 to #5 - mrspartanman
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(04/03/2013) [-]
When is your birthday?
June-
#230 to #213 - nephritho
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(04/03/2013) [-]
22 june
#270 to #5 - gustaviaable
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(04/03/2013) [-]
You can't become a Wizard unless you own a Fedora. Do you own a Fedora?
#274 to #270 - nephritho
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(04/03/2013) [-]
you mean these hats?
no I don't but I have a wand.
#275 to #274 - gustaviaable
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Thats the hat! You have to own one to become a Wizard. (New rules LOL)
#276 to #270 - jibb
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Fedoras are the most beta type of clothing you can wear
#277 to #276 - gustaviaable
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(04/03/2013) [-]
>Implying this guy is not Beta
#281 to #277 - jibb
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#284 to #281 - gustaviaable
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(04/03/2013) [-]
What does that image have to do with anything?
#40 to #5 - trojanmannn
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(04/03/2013) [-]
one does not simply "waste" money on a prostitute
#174 to #40 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
im still a virgin with 18, i have the money too spend on a prostitute but im too shy for that
#38 to #5 - tehbomb
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(04/03/2013) [-]
>tfw no gf
#8 to #5 - anon
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(04/02/2013) [-]
its 40
#9 to #8 - nephritho
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(04/02/2013) [-]
#24 to #5 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
you have to reach 30 without masturbating either. you still hopeful?
#205 to #24 - nephritho
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#221 to #24 - SHAMU
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(04/03/2013) [-]
well, there go my dreams.
well, there go my dreams.
#263 to #24 - eccleston
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(04/03/2013) [-]
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#146 to #5 - sofakingboard
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#325 to #5 - Bakerlalalalala
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Damn it if i knew about virgins becoming a wizard when there 30 then i couldnt have ****** my ex.... ****
#326 to #5 - zorororonoa
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Holy ****, if virgins really do become wizards at 30 then I may have to hold off till then, only 11 more years to go
#254 to #5 - anonomoz ONLINE
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(04/03/2013) [-]
i got you bro, I'm 27 (28 this june), same situation, a superbeta
i think i'm gonna spend money on a really sweet (expensive) prostitute at some point, i'd like to see her face when I tell her I'm a virgin, or maybe I'd not **** her because I'm a superbeta, maybe I'll just pay her to teach me how to kiss like a couple and get to a dinner with me
but you know what, we can always fap that feels out
#235 to #5 - gimmeredthumbs
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Get your **** together.

You have it in you. You just need to unleash it. Stop pretending to be someone you are not.

Fix your hair. Put on some nice clothes. Go outside. BE CONFIDENT. Drink a little, if you have to.

Find a girl. Talk to her. Converse with her. Just make sure that you are relaxed and confident, and you'll lose your virginity whenever you are ready.
I am 19 years old and crippled for life. (diagnosed with a muscular dystrophy, but my dick still works)
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I play video games a lot more than I should, and I am really not all that attractive. But, as said, girls like confident guys.

You may tell yourself that if you stay socially awkward you will eventually meet the right girl. But if you think it's unfair that other people lose their virginity, why don't you do something about it?

I PLAY VIDEO GAMES. And I am not afraid to admit that. Not even to girls. They can accept me for who I am or go **** themselves.

You are who you are. Wear it like armor.
#248 to #235 - XboxJunky
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(04/03/2013) [-]
I love you.
#140 to #5 - lorenzospindoli
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(04/03/2013) [-]
I didn't receive my first kiss until about 3 weeks ago. I turned 35 in December.
there is still hope for you
#175 to #140 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
really? ^^
#13 to #5 - yourdadsdad
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(04/02/2013) [-]
And thus, Jesus was created.
#100 to #5 - golbot
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Dude i was 21 before i had sex. no worries. its overrated unless you are emotionally attached to the person you're having sex with. jerking it to softcore feels better than protected unemotional sex.

unprotected unemotional sex is another story

But for reals, people put pussy on a pedestal
#104 to #100 - primerpower
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(04/03/2013) [-]
this^
#316 to #100 - multimedia
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(04/03/2013) [-]
I think he's more looking for a deep emotional connection with somebody, rather than just pussy.

The pussy is just a bonus.
#200 to #5 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
I'm exactly the same, except I'm 26, who the **** cares anyway.
#189 to #5 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
bullet to the head
#195 to #189 - nephritho
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#224 to #195 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I don't have a profile on FJ?
#226 to #224 - niggernazi
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(04/03/2013) [-]
then go and create one fagget
#228 to #226 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
do not want ******
#229 to #228 - niggernazi
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(04/03/2013) [-]
then i will send kim jong on you and he will **** you up
#266 to #229 - niggernazi
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(04/03/2013) [-]
******* faggets thumbing me down you can all suck my tremenous shlong *******
#318 to #5 - niimajneb ONLINE
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(04/03/2013) [-]
I'm this except 16. The thing is though, I know why.
#53 to #5 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Don't give up hope--it is completely true, once you are 30 years old and virgin you can work all KINDS of magic with a wand!
#309 to #5 - fitchy
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(04/03/2013) [-]
dude go outside. Stop being a shut in and go make some friends. it's your own damn fault
#10 to #5 - Nahyon
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(04/02/2013) [-]
you will become mighty, powerfull and virginious no doubts
#11 to #10 - nephritho
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(04/02/2013) [-]
The power I can taste it.
#286 to #5 - rokkarokkaali
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(04/03/2013) [-]
That means there's no one else to judge you. You could walk around the house naked, fap to the worst things ever. And no one would say,"OH MY GOD!"
#310 to #286 - nephritho
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Unless you still live with your parents like I do.
#311 to #310 - rokkarokkaali
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Then ****.
#6 to #5 - anon
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(04/02/2013) [-]
I encourage you to go to a happy ending massusse gl (don't know, don't care if me english is proper to your gram'ma)
#7 to #6 - wakingeyes
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(04/02/2013) [-]
i'll turn 21 in august and i am too a kissless virgin. somehow i don't really care about sex, at least it's not what matters most. It's being so ******* lonely that kills me
#12 to #7 - nephritho
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(04/02/2013) [-]
that feel bro.
We all know that feel.
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#19 to #7 - anon
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(04/02/2013) [-]
ditto: like the whole thing August, 21, virgin
#279 to #5 - empithree
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(04/03/2013) [-]
why are you describing my life?
#18 to #5 - physicsdude
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(04/02/2013) [-]
Also turning 24 this june. Got my first girlfriend this year. Honestly gotta say it's not what it's hyped up to be.
#271 to #5 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
dam sam boat just turn 26 but i have kissed a girl then guy then girl it kind hard to explain it but short story was I was very very drunk my issue is ever girl iwant to have relship with tend to be either lesbian or in relaship
#14 to #5 - herpi
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(04/02/2013) [-]
There's a whole lot more to life than women, srsly
#15 to #14 - nephritho
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(04/02/2013) [-]
like gaming.
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#46 to #23 - morkoelorko ONLINE
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(04/03/2013) [-]
And real Friendship!
And real Friendship!
#74 to #46 - aerosol
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(04/03/2013) [-]
And adventures
#108 to #74 - edmin
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(04/03/2013) [-]
And Porn!

Yeah, I'll show myself out.
#157 to #108 - ryukyukids
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(04/03/2013) [-]
and dragon dildos
#207 to #157 - felixjarl
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(04/03/2013) [-]
I think this guy got the best answer.
#285 to #74 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
No. Shut the **** up, adventurefag.
#296 to #46 - nefarian
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Source of gif?
#134 to #46 - SweetJesus
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(04/03/2013) [-]
The Reward.

Great animation. Very DnD.
#30 - mustardmadness
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(04/03/2013) [-]
A couple of years ago on first of April me and my best friend who i had a crush on fooled everyone (no one believed it) that we were a couple. We continued to fool everyone for weeks and finally people started believing us. Then i told my "gf" that we should now tell everyone it was all a big lie, but what happened next i could have never imagined. I was really surprised to hear that my crush had considered us to be a real couple all that time we had fooled everyone and she thought this would be a fun way to confess. But it doesn't end there, she told me that she had asked my friends what i thought of her and if i potentially would like to have a relationship with her. All of my friends planned this to the smallest detail. mfw(well almost) it was actually me who got fooled that first of April (with a happy ending for once)
A couple of years ago on first of April me and my best friend who i had a crush on fooled everyone (no one believed it) that we were a couple. We continued to fool everyone for weeks and finally people started believing us. Then i told my "gf" that we should now tell everyone it was all a big lie, but what happened next i could have never imagined. I was really surprised to hear that my crush had considered us to be a real couple all that time we had fooled everyone and she thought this would be a fun way to confess. But it doesn't end there, she told me that she had asked my friends what i thought of her and if i potentially would like to have a relationship with her. All of my friends planned this to the smallest detail. mfw(well almost) it was actually me who got fooled that first of April (with a happy ending for once)
#136 to #30 - frylord
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(04/03/2013) [-]
man at the end i expect april fools, happy for you.
#178 to #30 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Your amount of thumbs were 86.



I thumbed you and then giggled like a mad child.
#179 to #178 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
.. -major facepalm. 68. Not 86.
#56 to #30 - yomommabinshoppin
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(04/03/2013) [-]
I feel like dying now, because you are now capable of reaching a higher level of happiness that I never will, I will die alone, and honestly I probably deserve it.
#77 to #56 - aerosol
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Cheer up bro
#76 to #56 - mustardmadness
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(04/03/2013) [-]
You really shouldn't,  i had the same feelings before i met her and also after she left me. But every time i think of the time in my life when we were a couple i feel like it was the happiest time in my life and i'm really thankful that she was a part of it. Even now i think i'm worthless and no one will ever love me, but then i remember what a miracle that April was for me and i get optimistic again. Just believe in yourself and thing will work out better than expected.
You really shouldn't, i had the same feelings before i met her and also after she left me. But every time i think of the time in my life when we were a couple i feel like it was the happiest time in my life and i'm really thankful that she was a part of it. Even now i think i'm worthless and no one will ever love me, but then i remember what a miracle that April was for me and i get optimistic again. Just believe in yourself and thing will work out better than expected.
#332 to #76 - yomommabinshoppin
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Thank you, I am not sure if I am capable of believing in myself though,
#42 to #30 - Tatou ONLINE
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Fj is usually filled with hate. But not you, my friend. Not you. Thank you for brightening my day.
#44 to #42 - HarvietheDinkle
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(04/03/2013) [-]
why'd ya get thumbed down?

I tried to fix that.
#87 to #42 - mustardmadness
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(04/03/2013) [-]
I'm happy that you feel that way, even though the hateful stuff can be funny at times i think we need a little bit more cheerful stuff here and i'm glad i could contribute. Have a nice day brother/sister.
I'm happy that you feel that way, even though the hateful stuff can be funny at times i think we need a little bit more cheerful stuff here and i'm glad i could contribute. Have a nice day brother/sister.
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#237 to #59 - sportsparadise
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(04/03/2013) [-]
same face
#307 to #237 - wolfbananabear
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Seeing this picture without context gave me horrible, horrible thoughts.
#173 to #59 - vixenmacabre
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(04/03/2013) [-]
MFW seeing his expression
MFW seeing his expression
#167 - josieabby
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#39 - messerauditore
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(04/03/2013) [-]
A girl on my friends list on facebook pulled this yesterday. Then today she posed "IT WAS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE I AM NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP. Lol" I don't see how she thought it was a prank, when she's still single and alone at the end of the day.    
   
I can only assume this was her reaction.
A girl on my friends list on facebook pulled this yesterday. Then today she posed "IT WAS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE I AM NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP. Lol" I don't see how she thought it was a prank, when she's still single and alone at the end of the day.

I can only assume this was her reaction.
#4 - wawaskittletits
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(04/02/2013) [-]
And thus begins the feels posts.
#43 to #4 - mjrose
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(04/03/2013) [-]
I though it was funny. Had my laugh, thumbed, and on to the next one. No need to feels here.
I though it was funny. Had my laugh, thumbed, and on to the next one. No need to feels here.
#164 - drdubstep
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(04/03/2013) [-]
don't worry, Ned will teach you!
don't worry, Ned will teach you!
#182 to #164 - jalthelas
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(04/03/2013) [-]
****, I needed that in junior high.
#215 to #182 - aldheim
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(04/03/2013) [-]
I need that now...
#135 - draezeth
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(04/03/2013) [-]
This face makes me want to cry.
#236 - bangcamaro
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#98 - climatus
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(04/03/2013) [-]
mfw i got a prom date on april fool's day
mfw i got a prom date on april fool's day
#265 to #98 - namesboo
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#159 to #98 - paradoxofnight
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