My friend yesterday.... .. >be 23 (24 in june) >never had a gf >never had sex (not going to waste my money on a whore) >never had a kiss except from his own mom on the cheeck
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#5 - nephritho (04/02/2013) [+] (84 replies)
>be 23 (24 in june)
>never had a gf
>never had sex (not going to waste my money on a whore)
>never had a kiss except from his own mom on the cheeck and a lick from a dog/cat.
I hope this legend is true that virgins become wizards once they reach 30.
#30 - mustardmadness (04/03/2013) [+] (10 replies)
A couple of years ago on first of April me and my best friend who i had a crush on fooled everyone (no one believed it) that we were a couple. We continued to fool everyone for weeks and finally people started believing us. Then i told my "gf" that we should now tell everyone it was all a big lie, but what happened next i could have never imagined. I was really surprised to hear that my crush had considered us to be a real couple all that time we had fooled everyone and she thought this would be a fun way to confess. But it doesn't end there, she told me that she had asked my friends what i thought of her and if i potentially would like to have a relationship with her. All of my friends planned this to the smallest detail. mfw(well almost) it was actually me who got fooled that first of April (with a happy ending for once)
A couple of years ago on first of April me and my best friend who i had a crush on fooled everyone (no one believed it) that we were a couple. We continued to fool everyone for weeks and finally people started believing us. Then i told my "gf" that we should now tell everyone it was all a big lie, but what happened next i could have never imagined. I was really surprised to hear that my crush had considered us to be a real couple all that time we had fooled everyone and she thought this would be a fun way to confess. But it doesn't end there, she told me that she had asked my friends what i thought of her and if i potentially would like to have a relationship with her. All of my friends planned this to the smallest detail. mfw(well almost) it was actually me who got fooled that first of April (with a happy ending for once)
#130 - elijahcrazy ONLINE (04/03/2013) [+] (18 replies)
**elijahcrazy rolls 88**
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#39 - messerauditore (04/03/2013) [-]
A girl on my friends list on facebook pulled this yesterday. Then today she posed "IT WAS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE I AM NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP. Lol" I don't see how she thought it was a prank, when she's still single and alone at the end of the day.    
   
I can only assume this was her reaction.
A girl on my friends list on facebook pulled this yesterday. Then today she posed "IT WAS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE I AM NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP. Lol" I don't see how she thought it was a prank, when she's still single and alone at the end of the day.

I can only assume this was her reaction.
#4 - wawaskittletits (04/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
And thus begins the feels posts.
#164 - drdubstep (04/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
don't worry, Ned will teach you!
don't worry, Ned will teach you!
#135 - draezeth (04/03/2013) [-]
This face makes me want to cry.
#98 - climatus (04/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
mfw i got a prom date on april fool's day
mfw i got a prom date on april fool's day
#90 - creosote (04/03/2013) [+] (12 replies)
I'm 18 and I'm so bad at conveying my feelings or sensing how others feel that it hurts. There have been times that ANY other person would have caught on to the fact that "This girl likes me." For instance, about three years back (granted I was too young to be in a meaningful relationship) a girl I know was in my pool (it was late and my pool was ice cold) and she coaxed me in. I went in and I proceeded to shiver, she clung to me to give me warmth... and then I made a lame excuse for getting out of the pool (My true reason for leaving was so that she wouldn't notice my incredible shame boner).   
Other times it's less obvious physically, but by the things a girl will say to me I should realize, "Hey, this person is into me, I should ask them out" but instead I conclude that she's only being nice and I'm only being hopeful. I girl could literally tell me that they liked me and I would still question it. And here I wonder why I've never dated anyone!
I'm 18 and I'm so bad at conveying my feelings or sensing how others feel that it hurts. There have been times that ANY other person would have caught on to the fact that "This girl likes me." For instance, about three years back (granted I was too young to be in a meaningful relationship) a girl I know was in my pool (it was late and my pool was ice cold) and she coaxed me in. I went in and I proceeded to shiver, she clung to me to give me warmth... and then I made a lame excuse for getting out of the pool (My true reason for leaving was so that she wouldn't notice my incredible shame boner).
Other times it's less obvious physically, but by the things a girl will say to me I should realize, "Hey, this person is into me, I should ask them out" but instead I conclude that she's only being nice and I'm only being hopeful. I girl could literally tell me that they liked me and I would still question it. And here I wonder why I've never dated anyone!
#47 - potatotown (04/03/2013) [+] (53 replies)
My girlfriend broke up with me exactly one week ago



Damn guys... i could use a friend right about now
#125 - elijahcrazy ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
changed to be more realistic
#84 - alexthecanadian (04/03/2013) [-]
pic related to Easter weekend...
#17 - roguetrooper (04/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MFW I Actually got a girl on April fools day
#27 to #17 - calawesome (04/03/2013) [-]
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#165 - johnnyferno (04/03/2013) [+] (5 replies)
**johnnyferno rolled a random image posted in comment #250462 at Ponyville ** My girlfriend.
#256 - silvershelf (04/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Am I the only one wondering where those cigarettes came from?

Pic unrelated.
#181 - jalthelas (04/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**jalthelas rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at My Name Say **



My girlfriend :3
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