Clever. . A man robbed RI bank for so he could be arrested and sent to jail for free medical health care.
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User avatar #275 to #206 - infiniteduress (04/03/2013) [-]
Its ok though, Obamacare covers anal tearing, he put it in the bill himself.
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User avatar #86 to #81 - lostinthemusic (04/03/2013) [-]
You're actually not allowed to have sex in prison. The guards keep that sort of thing from happening.
#180 to #86 - unijaw (04/03/2013) [-]
Unfortunately the USA has the highest reported male rapes in the world. Which is because of its highest prison population. You'd think the ******* feminists would pick up on this if they are so dam rape centric.
Decent prisons know their prisoners and don't throw a lamb to the wolves. As a Bi guy I do wonder how its physically possible to anally rape someone without a generous amount of lube.. it's hard enough to get it in the chocolate fairy cave as it is. But yes sadly it happens quite a lot.
#221 to #180 - bigmanblue (04/03/2013) [-]
the chocolate fairy cave....
well thank you for the new name for it i supose
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User avatar #109 to #86 - SRsoccerstar (04/03/2013) [-]
It happens. dont think for a second it doesnt.
User avatar #112 to #109 - lostinthemusic (04/03/2013) [-]
I thunk it.
User avatar #113 to #112 - SRsoccerstar (04/03/2013) [-]
Like there are articles of teens or young adults who kill themselves because they get taken advantage of in prison. there may be a law but there is little to no enforcement. It happens.... a lot.
#145 to #86 - mrdarp ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
GFW a rape takes place.
User avatar #91 to #86 - garymuthafuknoak (04/03/2013) [-]
you would know
User avatar #93 to #91 - lostinthemusic (04/03/2013) [-]
... okay?
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User avatar #101 to #100 - lostinthemusic (04/03/2013) [-]
... okay?
#196 to #86 - methead (04/03/2013) [-]
you would have to be a really dangerous criminal if theyre gonna put you in a cell by your own.
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#115 to #81 - thebritishguy (04/03/2013) [-]
you should try to do something horrible to your ass hole so no one would want to rape you, stick a yellow crayon up there and say you have an infection
User avatar #162 to #115 - bobbybeats (04/03/2013) [-]
I would spread the rumor that my asshole has teeth.
#179 to #81 - comehonorfacetwice (04/03/2013) [-]
*Free anal sex. It's not rape if I ask for it.
#37 - MasterManiac (04/02/2013) [-]
It is quite common for homeless people in cold countries, usually in Eastern Europe, to commit minor offences so that they are put in prison for a couple of months to escape the cold of the winter, or just to get a place to eat and sleep for free.
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#2 to #1 - yunostoptrollin (04/02/2013) [-]
It was probably a ****** .
User avatar #36 to #2 - slumberdonkey (04/02/2013) [-]
stupidestcommentever.jpeg
#311 to #266 - BossTamsy (04/03/2013) [-]
Oh, **** . Someone beat me to it.
#131 to #2 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
There's a picture of him in the comment you stupid 			****		.
There's a picture of him in the comment you stupid **** .
#274 to #131 - yunostoptrollin (04/03/2013) [-]
Oh really? Cause I would like a link to that article and it better have that picture.
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#160 to #2 - frysandaburger (04/03/2013) [-]
***** , you just went full retard.
User avatar #21 to #1 - BerryLicious (04/02/2013) [-]
That's America for you.
#11 to #1 - catzor (04/02/2013) [-]
'Merica
User avatar #216 to #1 - burdenedsoul (04/03/2013) [-]
it's pathetic that our prisoners are being treated better than our homeless and hungry
#262 to #1 - Xepheros (04/03/2013) [-]
Indeed. In the civilised world, we have universal health care, which is ironically proven to be cheaper for both the people and the government, but less profitable for the parasitical corporations.
User avatar #19 to #1 - Ruspanic (04/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, sometimes homeless people do the same thing to get shelter for the winter.
#15 to #1 - fuckinjunk (04/02/2013) [-]
Yea, most people only have to work everyday...
#8 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
Trying hard to hear you all over my free healthcare....
#209 to #8 - mrtwitty (04/03/2013) [-]
Trying to hear you over my freedom.
#292 to #209 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
Americans and your illusion of your freedom. Ironically, your country is an illusion of a democracy. In actuality, it is more of a dictactorship where you guys get to choose the puppet. Your economy is privately controlled. The banks own them money, while you own the bank money. Your country functions in a way that makes other suffer in the benefit of a few. I'm having troubles seeing the freedom in that.
User avatar #306 to #292 - superclamsquared (04/03/2013) [-]
Lol, the surface ignorance.

Congress has more power than the president
Privately owned economy is called capitalism you twat
US trade stabalizes ecomnomies worldwide, such as Chinese economy, European economy, etc.
Government control? Go to Texas, or any part of the South. Ask the rsieents about how much the government influences their lives, not including taxes.
You probably won't see this, but whatever. I want to give my two cents on this

User avatar #328 to #209 - lordmoldywart (04/03/2013) [-]
Implying people from other countries don't have as much if not more freedom than Americans
#347 to #328 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
Most Americans are self-centered. They don't understand what is going on around them. in their mind, Europe is a country full of foreign slaves.

Not saying all of them are, though.
#67 to #8 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
Britain...
#30 to #8 - vrox (04/02/2013) [-]
Its not free if you have to pay taxes
User avatar #71 to #30 - oceanfrank (04/02/2013) [-]
TECHNICALLY it's free because you dont pay the doctors, the government and YOUR tax money does. Taxes are a sure thing in the world.
#175 to #71 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
The amount of taxes you'll pay isn't.
User avatar #178 to #175 - oceanfrank (04/03/2013) [-]
Anon's got me there.
#281 to #178 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
pssst.....most of the countrys in the world is free. Just like how that main guy from the newsroom explained in the first episode. That **** was intense.
#27 to #8 - chouinark (04/02/2013) [-]
pic related
pic related
User avatar #285 to #8 - fadetometallica (04/03/2013) [-]
Free healthcare, guarantee it's better than yours, basically no wait if I have to see a doctor for something, and I still have Freedomz.
#260 to #8 - dtcrawl (04/03/2013) [-]
"Free healthcare"   
   
   
As if that exists
"Free healthcare"


As if that exists
#318 to #260 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
You are right its not free, they spend tax money on it. Instead a bunch of nuclear subs no one uses.
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User avatar #98 to #39 - haroldsaxon (04/03/2013) [-]
Depends. Anywhere from within an hour to a week.
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User avatar #42 to #39 - thatevanguy (04/02/2013) [-]
Can't be any longer than here in America...regular doctor is about 2 weeks. A specialist? Literally takes around 6-8 months, if at all.
User avatar #191 to #42 - capslockrage (04/03/2013) [-]
What are you smoking?
It only takes 4-6 months for a transplant, and that's if there is a long wait.
We are talking about emergency room visits and such, where in free healthcare areas it can take much longer than in america.
User avatar #394 to #191 - desdemona (04/03/2013) [-]
4-6 months for a transplant? My dad had to wait 7 years
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User avatar #88 to #42 - supermegasherman (04/03/2013) [-]
i had to wait two days for a doctor and 4 week for a hip specialist for my surgery.
there's a lot of good healthcare plans out there if you know where to look?
User avatar #95 to #88 - thatevanguy (04/03/2013) [-]
Not if you live in a very rural area.
User avatar #130 to #95 - supermegasherman (04/03/2013) [-]
sure you can, go look for plans.
#26 - alvaroxd (04/02/2013) [-]
pretty clever
#137 to #26 - budbrown (04/03/2013) [-]
Thank you, my brother
#455 to #137 - sonicwind (04/10/2013) [-]
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#336 - unicornslut ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
Immigrants do this in Norway because our prisons looks like hotels inside...
#22 - Cleavland Steamer (04/02/2013) [-]
And he'll get free buttsex as a bonus
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#288 to #22 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
this guy is the ******* man i've ever seen
User avatar #23 to #22 - mrblueftw (04/02/2013) [-]
He will get a free healthcare and a bottle of bubba the butt blasters secret juice.
#305 - lorkhan (04/03/2013) [-]
That is how I would do if I was homeless, and its lucky to live in Sweden.
<---Swedish prison.
User avatar #310 to #305 - fuzzyballs (04/03/2013) [-]
do you have any ******* idea how many people have mentioned that?
User avatar #319 to #310 - niggerlips (04/03/2013) [-]
7?
#79 - gojirafan (04/03/2013) [-]
I love this country. He WANTED to go to jail just so he could get free healthcare. God bless us!
I love this country. He WANTED to go to jail just so he could get free healthcare. God bless us!
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User avatar #120 to #83 - asschwitz (04/03/2013) [-]
Called Capitalism, work for it. We simply can't afford to take care of everyone unless they are going to help out as well. That's why our welfare system is so broken, people take advantage of it all the time.
User avatar #87 to #83 - gojirafan (04/03/2013) [-]
sarcasm...
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User avatar #103 to #94 - gojirafan (04/03/2013) [-]
Hard to tell
User avatar #52 - noimnot (04/02/2013) [-]
And free 3 square meals every single day. And free warm place to sleep every night.
#72 to #52 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
and anal
User avatar #25 - tepidteal ONLINE (04/02/2013) [-]
When winter starts, the homeless get caught by shoplifting so they could have a warm place to stay.
User avatar #152 to #25 - takers (04/03/2013) [-]
That's actually really sad :/
#151 - saladtongsofdeath (04/03/2013) [-]
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as opposed to OP, who robbed a bank for $1 for a free cavity search
User avatar #158 to #151 - secretdestroyers (04/03/2013) [-]
Don't forget the brutal anal rape!
#63 - jamhamington (04/02/2013) [-]
whats that about freedom you're saying america? i can't here you over all our free healthcare here in britain
#234 to #63 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
Did you know the NHS is the worlds #4 largest employer?

The five biggest being

#5 McDonalds
#4 NHS
#3 Walmart
#2 The Chineese army
#1 The American army
#321 to #63 - suchadumbass (04/03/2013) [-]
Damn it, jamhamington! Now they're all gonna come to the UK, same as the Polish, Indian and the majority of the rest of the world :(
User avatar #399 to #63 - carsausage (04/03/2013) [-]
Alright, go outside and look at the moon. Tell me something, is that YOUR flag up there?
'Murica!
User avatar #401 to #399 - jamhamington (04/03/2013) [-]
only if you also look and tell me that from where you stand, you can even see that flag?
#409 to #63 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
I'm a big fan of your CCTV! Otherwise I'd have never been able to get such an in depth look at my vacation!
User avatar #140 to #63 - tocoolforyouinajar (04/03/2013) [-]
How about Canada eh? sorry for being rude
#231 to #63 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
We pay 1/2 the amount (8% GDP compared to 16% GDP) that the USA pays to cover everyone, while they have like 45 million people uncovered.
#116 to #63 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
And then the americans hated
User avatar #96 to #63 - HarvietheDinkle (04/03/2013) [-]
isn't the healthcare system there supposed to be failing though?
#187 to #96 - unijaw (04/03/2013) [-]
If the UK remains in the EU and lets thousands of eastern Europeans abuse our benefit system and our health system then yes it will fail.
But no the NHS is not failing currently. You are probably thinking of the cuts and privatization being done by the current government. But as things stand its pretty good. That being said unless you go in there and pretend to be in serious pain you aint going to be seen by a specialist any time soon.
User avatar #114 to #96 - jamhamington (04/03/2013) [-]
there are sometimes reports of bad quality, but all my experiences have been more than good!
User avatar #150 to #114 - takers (04/03/2013) [-]
The media here slags off the nhs way too much. I personally have had no complaints about my experience whatsoever and to be honest if you look at how many times they've ' ****** up' its absolutely nothing compared to how many times the nhs has helped, treated and cured people. The nhs isn't perfect and it never will be but it's damn well better than most of the world's medical care and we shouldn't take that for granted.
#312 to #150 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
I work in healthcare recruitment and almost every private sector healthcare company we work with will refuse to employ an clinical or non-clinical staff who have not worked in the NHS Previously, even some of the companies who we deal with from other countries prefer NHS trained staff.



Here's another interesting fact. The NHS is the second largest employer in the world, second only to the Chinese army. (this fact was accurate last time I looked it up)
#360 - skoalmint (04/03/2013) [-]
**skoalmint rolled a random image posted in comment #54 at saint patty ** mfw robbing a bank
#301 - osirisgod ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #153 - zombiefied (04/03/2013) [-]
Read it on the internet, must be true!
#73 - animedudej ONLINE (04/02/2013) [-]
it's diferent in norway... want a hotel room? steal someones purse or something
it's diferent in norway... want a hotel room? steal someones purse or something
User avatar #99 to #73 - foxtrotalpha (04/03/2013) [-]
Because everyone has enough money in their purse for a room, right?
#148 to #99 - theoriginalcupcake (04/03/2013) [-]
He's stating that the prisons in Norway are like hotel rooms. Search it.
User avatar #108 to #99 - animedudej ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
in Norway it costs 1000 dollars a month for a bedsit and my father pays around 1.5x more for a apartment for 2 minus the couch and renting is 2200 and that's an OLD house that my father rented with someone he worked with earlier
#61 - populardude (04/02/2013) [-]
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#289 to #61 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
he is actually saying "Injustice"
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