Dunno lol. .. that's not WoW, that's just marriage


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#5 - cptsweatpants (04/02/2013) [-]
that's not WoW, that's just marriage
User avatar #9 to #5 - roguetrooper (04/02/2013) [-]
Strange how completely opposite paths lead to the same outcome.
User avatar #63 - epowers (04/03/2013) [-]
Slowly gives you happiness. Then takes it away.
#2 - ibschmitty (04/02/2013) [-]
be careful with words like "nobody"
#51 - jelhajj (04/03/2013) [-]
Why does this guy go through so many phone cases? also... pick is semi related
#70 to #51 - mufdvr (04/03/2013) [-]
You slay me, good sir...
User avatar #48 - coolponyboy (04/03/2013) [-]
Wow, he got really happy around day 45 for some reason.
#93 to #48 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
he probably got phat loots in wow
#89 - moyete (04/03/2013) [-]
I don't know what you're talking about. I have been playing my Warlock for sometime and look at me! I'm so fit you can see my bones!!
#119 to #89 - gewehr (04/03/2013) [-]
You made a belf hunter named legolas, how original......
#99 to #89 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
You're a faggot Moyete.
#100 to #89 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
I miss you by the way. Anon out!
#101 to #89 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
You ought to know who this anon is...
User avatar #170 to #89 - yyh (04/03/2013) [-]
Running lock with a void? My ***** !
#142 to #104 - binomancha (04/03/2013) [-]
hello cuz
#192 - jamhamington (04/03/2013) [-]
only WoW related pic i have
#7 - eitrol (04/02/2013) [-]
He looks like he slowly gets happier as he loses weight but then quickly gets angry when he gets ripped
#113 - nurucio (04/03/2013) [-]
Deleted my last comment because I forgot to add the picture
Kinda obvious that this is just some guy taking pictures of himself getting fitter just in backwards order, just whatever.
This is just one realm of my WoW account. I play this often and I weigh about 120 pounds (and I'm female). WoW doesn't make you fat. Being a lazy **** does.
#198 to #113 - DremoraValkynaz (04/03/2013) [-]
My sub expired few weeks ago (I get these phases where the game gets meh and renew at a new patch) Is ToTTK still boring as **** ? I did the first wing when it came out, found it rather dull and boring. Doing dailies on IoT is enjoyable though. However, they seem to be throwing content at us too much, 5.2 is still fresh for most people yet 5.3 is already in PTR.

Meh, I'm just looking forward to the siege of Orgrimmar whenever it comes out.

Pic related, mah DK
User avatar #208 to #198 - madjik (04/03/2013) [-]
Where you doing the normal raid or lfr? Siege will be sexy
User avatar #209 to #208 - DremoraValkynaz (04/03/2013) [-]
Was mostly LFR (I don't have the time to dedicate to progression raiding sadly)

People will say "Well LFR is boring fullstop". I've raided MSV & HoF normal when it was relevant and found it boring, I dunno, raiding in MoP thus far seems to be boring for me. There's nothing exciting *shrug*

Yes it will!.....Hopefully.
User avatar #215 to #209 - madjik (04/03/2013) [-]
I agree, MSV was boring and I didn't like HoF for some reason but I wouldn't judge TOTTK by LFR. The fights are much better and more complex in normals. if you can I highly recommend you attempt the normals in a progression guild much better then the previous raids and is much much longer with the 12 bosses :) (13 in heroics)
#218 to #215 - DremoraValkynaz (04/03/2013) [-]
Interesting, I'l have to re-consider it. I've always liked the bigger raids (Karazhan, Naxx, Ulduar, ICC etc).    
Thanks for the info.
Interesting, I'l have to re-consider it. I've always liked the bigger raids (Karazhan, Naxx, Ulduar, ICC etc).

Thanks for the info.
User avatar #233 to #218 - nurucio (04/03/2013) [-]
The raids are really fun, provided you find a group that doesn't mess up mechanics every two seconds after the group goes over them after every wipe XD
#202 to #113 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
How do you have that much time to manage all of them?
User avatar #236 to #202 - nurucio (04/03/2013) [-]
It's super easy if you optimize playing time and half assed plan everything out ahead of time. I start off with farms and I make a loop around Pandaria that encompasses my dailies that I need to do with the shortest route possible in between.
#212 to #113 - robotrino (04/03/2013) [-]
You went through the 85-90 Period 10 times. I'm trying to level my 5th 90 and I can't. I just can't do it again.
User avatar #235 to #212 - nurucio (04/03/2013) [-]
That's how I feel with poor Venjashi. He just sits there in t13 staring back at me (I still have NO IDEA how he got it in the first place)
#245 to #113 - robotrino (04/12/2013) [-]
Here I come, a month later realizing something

i thought 120 pounds was a lot first cause i where i live in we use kg, by mistake after using some pound to kg i found that a 100 pounds was 45kg , then I remember your comment and wrote 120 pounds and its 54kg

so what the hell lady i dont understand, youre not heavy so i no longer understand this comment asfasdgfrjetou
User avatar #246 to #245 - nurucio (04/12/2013) [-]
I'm using the example that I'm a thinner female to say that playing WoW doesn't make you/mean you are are fat male.
#117 to #113 - gewehr (04/03/2013) [-]
(and I'm female)... Relevant how? and no one cares. 10 level 90s - not lazy. Pick only one
User avatar #118 to #117 - nurucio (04/03/2013) [-]
Further proof that it's not only fat guys who play world of warcraft.
#120 to #118 - gewehr (04/03/2013) [-]
What is relevant proof?
User avatar #121 to #120 - nurucio (04/03/2013) [-]
Post was pretty much stating that playing WoW means you are a guy who is fat/will become fat if you play for too long. By stating that I was a thinner female, I was giving relevant proof that the post was incorrect by giving a complete opposite, true example.
#122 to #121 - gewehr (04/03/2013) [-]
A: we don't know that your really skinny or female, B: you said being a lazy **** makes you fat, you have 10 level 90s, you either have no social life, no career, or both.
#124 to #122 - nurucio (04/03/2013) [-]
While I don't have direct proof that this is me(don't feel like taking a webcam pic atm with my username on a piece of paper) this picture is still some proof that females have at least some interest in wow.

Being a lazy **** doesn't have any direct correlation whatsoever with a social life, job, or any type of online anything. I personally do not have a job that I attend physically, but I work with my friend online off my laptop at home, giving me plenty of time to hop on WoW. I do have friends, and a boyfriend, and we go out with friends rather often. I also attend class at a local college 4 days a week. Playing WoW isn't actually that much of a commitment time wise if you've been playing for a few years and know how to accomplish things quickly.
#179 to #124 - ookichinchindesu (04/03/2013) [-]
ur perty
#186 to #179 - moneysam (04/03/2013) [-]
Okay so I was reading this 			*********		 and getting pissed off, and then I got to your comment. I'm still laughing now at the simplicity of that comment and pure genius! You sir are the great savior of this thread!
Okay so I was reading this ********* and getting pissed off, and then I got to your comment. I'm still laughing now at the simplicity of that comment and pure genius! You sir are the great savior of this thread!
#243 to #186 - ookichinchindesu (04/04/2013) [-]
While that wasn't my intention, I am happy to have helped quell your anger :) . Also my comment was sincere, I actually mean what I said. But I thought if I said "you are pretty", then everyone might assume I am a fourteen year old trying to get some epussy. So I decided to type it in a silly way. Kind of neat how me over thinking things turned out like this. Well anyways, thanks and peace.
#172 to #124 - tope (04/03/2013) [-]
Hahahah. 3/10 would not come near
#177 to #172 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
You must be a sad and lonely person.
#178 to #177 - tope (04/03/2013) [-]
Not at all, quite the opposite.
#217 to #124 - thicilla ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
#125 to #124 - gewehr (04/03/2013) [-]
Yeah... look up your /played on all those toons, add it up, and tell me its not a time commitment. Maybe if you don't raid or pvp or do dailies, if you're just a leveling junkie, Maybe you could do it and still have a life, but you couldn't keep 10 active 90s and keep up with them.
User avatar #128 to #125 - nurucio (04/03/2013) [-]
I do my daily farm and profession spells (like the daily transmute) on every character that I can (as in level/profession wise), which takes about an hour out of my day total. I don't always do every single daily every day of the week, but weekly I average probably two sets of dailies a day, which is about a half hour. I dungeon with my friend if he's on, that's about another two hours, depending on how many he wants to run/if he wants to do LFR instead. So I spend about 1-3.5 hours a day on the game on a daily basis.

I have class at 11am and 12:15pm (depends on the day of the week). If I wake up at, say, 8:30am on the 11am day, that gives me 1.5 hours of play time before I have to leave to get to college on time. That's plenty of time to accomplish anything I need to get done daily on all my toons. I go to bed probably around midnight on nights that I have class (I don't have class on Wednesdays so I'm still up). Class lasts hour and fifteen minutes a day (only have one class a day), so I get back home about half hour after it ends. So that gives me from 12:45pm or 2:15pm to midnight to do whatever I please with my life, be it social, work or further wow time. It's not difficult.
User avatar #161 to #128 - yyh (04/03/2013) [-]
So what is your combined /played time for all those babies? Also, how do the other realms you play on look? I can only imagine the time commitment it took to get 10 lv 90's, not to mention whatever you have on other realms/what's been deleted.
#182 to #161 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
People talking about wasted time while trashing other people on the internet. What do you care if she enjoys playing WoW? Do you have fun trying to make people feel bad? If you do, you are sick ***** . If not, you are the ones wasting your time.
User avatar #241 to #182 - yyh (04/04/2013) [-]
I wasn't trying to insult her or bother he bro, I was just curious. I've sunk something like 40 days in WoW in the past 5 years so it's not like I can really talk. More than anything I'm just impressed.
User avatar #230 to #161 - nurucio (04/03/2013) [-]
Not sure what you aren't getting about the whole "it doesn't take a lot of time or effort to get that far in a speedy and efficient manner" thing.
User avatar #240 to #230 - yyh (04/04/2013) [-]
That's still not answering my question. Even efficiently that would have taken a lot of time. Although I'm not that good I've gone through 4 or 5 lv 85's over the years and that took me a good deal of hours. Just extrapolating that and even assuming that you are vastly more efficient than me, I still have to assume it look you a multitude of hours.
User avatar #242 to #240 - nurucio (04/04/2013) [-]
Overall yeah, but not nearly as many as you think. I deleted my 85 warrior and made a new one on August 29th. I was max level before MoP came out. I made it to 90 3 or so days after release. Same schedule. 1-3.5 hours of play a day, rest of the time was spent doing other things.
User avatar #143 to #113 - cookiewtf (04/03/2013) [-]
Subscribe, I've been playing for 4 months so far, and I weight about the same >.<
User avatar #144 to #113 - riddlerenigma (04/03/2013) [-]
Can you try and find me a reason to get back into WoW. I haven't Played it for over a year because I got bored of it but it is the only MMO that I actually liked. Everything else is just the same as it with a bit of a twist.
User avatar #204 to #144 - madjik (04/03/2013) [-]
New 5.2 patch raid is 12 bosses long, come back to the dark side.
User avatar #226 to #204 - riddlerenigma (04/03/2013) [-]
I never got to level cap in the first place. Sorry, but you will need to try harder.
User avatar #231 to #226 - nurucio (04/03/2013) [-]
Once you get to 90 it actually gets a little fun from there. I'm interested in the lore and such, and with the new dailies every time you hit certain reputation marks you unlock more of the stories/go out to do more for the people. Like the Dominance Offensive for Horde, you unlock the Horde campaign, get sent on all these different missions and do all these awesome things. It makes you feel like you're actually accomplishing something and making a difference in Pandaria, it's nifty.
User avatar #237 to #231 - riddlerenigma (04/03/2013) [-]
Well, I might have another look at it. Quick question. Have they updated the questing in Outlands and Northrend? That was where I quit because it just got very repetitive.
User avatar #238 to #237 - nurucio (04/03/2013) [-]
Mmm, no not really, but it does go kinda fast if you do it right.
User avatar #239 to #238 - riddlerenigma (04/03/2013) [-]
Yeah. Do it fast. That is never going to happen with me. Anyway, I'll probably come back some time soon.
User avatar #145 to #113 - imdatboy (04/03/2013) [-]
Everyone is in the valley but one..The OCD is killing me.
User avatar #229 to #145 - nurucio (04/03/2013) [-]
Everyone is sitting in their farm ready to walk out and do the daily crop harvest except the guy who I sell auctions on lol
#168 to #113 - longboarding (04/03/2013) [-]
Holy **** , you took this way too serious, everyone know's that World of Warcraft doesn't make you fat. I'm on our varsity baseball team and my best friend is on the varsity football team and we both play wow.
#162 to #113 - neoviolence (04/03/2013) [-]
Hexdrinker, Shyvana, Mordekaisera. . . Someone's got league on the mind. <3 Shyv though.
User avatar #232 to #162 - nurucio (04/03/2013) [-]
<3 I love League as well, I have plenty of time to play it after I get my daily things done in WoW too.
#189 to #113 - thedarkangel (04/03/2013) [-]
I feel like I should back away slowly...
User avatar #228 to #189 - nurucio (04/03/2013) [-]
Haha, I was alliance for a long time, Lenani was originally a Draenei mage. I have an 85 draenei shaman and 85 draenei dk on gnomeregan who I'm going to level as well :3 Only time I have an issue with alliance is when they attack me for no reason
#211 to #189 - robotrino (04/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #190 to #113 - ellzfj (04/03/2013) [-]
Venjashi is letting the team down!
User avatar #234 to #190 - nurucio (04/03/2013) [-]
I haven't gotten the will to level him yet, 85-90 takes quite a bit of my attention to power through and I just can't find enough love for him yet to blast through the levels with him XD
User avatar #129 to #127 - nurucio (04/03/2013) [-]
This is very applicable to me, but if you read the conversation I'm having with the other person who replied to this comment you'll see I have plenty of time that I do spend with my friends who live locally.
#130 to #129 - flufflepuff (04/03/2013) [-]
I honestly keep in shape while going to the gym, and a little bit of WoW, but nothing like that pic.
User avatar #131 to #130 - nurucio (04/03/2013) [-]
It's not hard to get all that done honestly lol. Just optimize playing time.
#134 to #131 - flufflepuff (04/03/2013) [-]
i don't care much for efficiency, as long as i have fun with it. (in battlegrounds, mostly)
User avatar #135 to #134 - nurucio (04/03/2013) [-]
Well people were making the argument that I had to have no life outside wow, and I had to spend all day on there to have that many 90s. Just saying that if you play efficiently you have plenty of time to do all the menial tasks and still have plenty of free time during the day to do whatever you want, be it going out somewhere or playing more WoW to do fun stuff.
#136 to #135 - flufflepuff (04/03/2013) [-]
well, i'm not one of those people..

and it's a little odd that they judge a lifestyle, huh?
User avatar #138 to #136 - nurucio (04/03/2013) [-]
Not really odd anymore. The majority of people are judgmental jerks, just an unfortunate fact of life. It's normal these days. Doesn't make it right, but it's the norm, especially over the internet.
#200 - doubletapman (04/03/2013) [-]
What if this was him working out for 194 days but the photos are just backwards?
What if this was him working out for 194 days but the photos are just backwards?
User avatar #115 - thegamerslife (04/03/2013) [-]
These have got to be backwards.
#12 - SpicerHyx (04/02/2013) [-]
Is it weird that I find Day 175 more attractive than Day 1?
no homo
I have a vagina
User avatar #141 to #12 - hairbrush (04/03/2013) [-]
This guy worked his ass off for 200 days to get a pretty decent looking body and all you have to say is he looked better when he was chubby?
User avatar #227 to #141 - SpicerHyx (04/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #24 to #12 - jeudyfeo (04/03/2013) [-]
You must be big yourself then, but nah to each his/her own
User avatar #25 to #24 - SpicerHyx (04/03/2013) [-]
I'm not very big. I'm tall and have large attributes
I see what you mean
User avatar #27 to #25 - jeudyfeo (04/03/2013) [-]
Big wasnt the right word i was just lacking
User avatar #28 to #27 - SpicerHyx (04/03/2013) [-]
I know what you mean lol
I'm not petite
Larger than average, but then again my fiance is about twice my size in height and muscle
So it works
He's about as thick as day 120-175, but not as..'flabby'
User avatar #71 to #12 - misticalz ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
Why would it be weird.

Why did you even need to post this?
#72 to #71 - SpicerHyx (04/03/2013) [-]
Need &lt; Want
Need < Want
User avatar #73 to #72 - misticalz ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
Ok, why did you want to post this?
User avatar #74 to #73 - SpicerHyx (04/03/2013) [-]
Because normally women drool over guys like in Day 1, so I was curious of the opinions of FJ (dangerous game, I know) to see if they thought it was abnormal that I, in fact, am not one of those women.
User avatar #75 to #74 - misticalz ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
There are a lot of women who like just flat guys, to even fat guys.
User avatar #76 to #75 - SpicerHyx (04/03/2013) [-]
Considering everyone assumes that everyone on FJ (that isnt in **** ) is male, the topic is not usually brought to their attention, I assume.
User avatar #79 to #76 - misticalz ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
I'm sure people know that girls don't just like guys who lift.

User avatar #80 to #79 - SpicerHyx (04/03/2013) [-]
And that above comment, to make the larger hearts of FJ feel better that some women still find them attractive

Didn't do it for attention, though, considering Im very happily engaged to someone who is a Day 175
User avatar #77 to #75 - misticalz ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
We all know you just wanted to touch all the hearts of the general population of FJ, guys who are like the ones in day 175.
User avatar #15 to #12 - xturboxx (04/03/2013) [-]
Yes, yes it is.
#16 to #15 - SpicerHyx (04/03/2013) [-]
But he looks so..uncomfortable. Just hard and boney. Not cuddle material at at.
#34 to #16 - jiltist ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
You'd be surprised. Muscular guys tend to have supremely soft skin.
User avatar #35 to #34 - SpicerHyx (04/03/2013) [-]
It's not about the skin, it's about the cushioning. You can wrap anything up in a nice blanket, but if it's a block of wood underneath instead of a pillow, it's not nearly as satisfying.
#36 to #35 - jiltist ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
To compare a muscular body to a block of wood is to make a silly comparison. Abs of steel are only made of steel when he's flexing. When he's not, it's as soft as a Tempurpedic pillow.
User avatar #37 to #36 - SpicerHyx (04/03/2013) [-]
I'm quite aware .-.

I was using a metaphor.
#39 to #37 - jiltist ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
I don't understand what you have against Tempurpedic pillows. :I
User avatar #40 to #39 - SpicerHyx (04/03/2013) [-]
They're too stiff for me.
I like squishy
#41 to #40 - jiltist ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
Well, to each his own.
User avatar #17 to #16 - xturboxx (04/03/2013) [-]
Idk, I cuddle with petite girls just fine, and I'm like, skinny fit if that makes sense.
User avatar #18 to #17 - SpicerHyx (04/03/2013) [-]
That's cause you're already skinny and the girls are generally easy to cuddle either way.

Cuddling with a guy, especially for a girl like me, who isn't petite, I prefer fluffy. Otherwise it's like cuddling a block of wood.
User avatar #19 to #18 - xturboxx (04/03/2013) [-]
I know most girls aren't into super fit guys already, but I could see that
User avatar #20 to #19 - SpicerHyx (04/03/2013) [-]
I mean, he's sexually attractive, but not...normally attractive. You know?
#32 to #12 - fullmetalkov (04/03/2013) [-]
Day 120 is best day
User avatar #66 to #12 - onceman (04/03/2013) [-]
I also like men who can't take care of themselves and are at higher health risks.
#67 to #66 - SpicerHyx (04/03/2013) [-]
#103 to #12 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
>says they're female
>40 replies instantly

Lol'd ******* neckbeards
User avatar #108 to #103 - SpicerHyx (04/03/2013) [-]
My fiance is a neckbeard lol
I lol'd too
User avatar #44 to #12 - pianoasis (04/03/2013) [-]
I also like meaty women

not fat but with a little cushion
User avatar #88 to #12 - rhiaanor (04/03/2013) [-]
I like how funnyjunk bitches about double standards, when if a guy said this but about a woman, they would be all like "omg i know right so kewl i thought i was the only one!" but since you a woman saying this about a man, everyone is like "attention whore bleh bleh bleh 'go back to tumblr' i hate you because you are a girl on the internet why am i always friendzoned wahhh"

At least that is how I see them.
User avatar #193 - dingdongsingsong (04/03/2013) [-]
i feel bad for him.
even more so because he knew the fact that he was getting fatter and it was because of WoW
User avatar #83 - heretofuckshitup (04/03/2013) [-]
where's the real version where the guy actually gained about 80 more lbs. or is that a different version? anyway i mean its just a game, i don't understand how anybody could get so addicted, i mean loving games is one thing but WoW for some reason does something to people that i never would want to play it.
#199 - DremoraValkynaz (04/03/2013) [-]
Implying WoW will make you fat   
Look at Swift and Bahjeera, dudes are ripped and they play WoW on a daily basis.   
Pretty sure there are plenty of others in the same place too.   
As mentioned below, being lazy makes you fat
Implying WoW will make you fat
Look at Swift and Bahjeera, dudes are ripped and they play WoW on a daily basis.
Pretty sure there are plenty of others in the same place too.
As mentioned below, being lazy makes you fat
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#203 - bigveinysausage (04/03/2013) [-]
I used to play WoW in Vanilla and Cataclysm. I'm pretty much just skin and bones.
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User avatar #205 to #201 - levchenko (04/03/2013) [-]
even here
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User avatar #105 - cazabrow (04/03/2013) [-]
I lift and play wow....
#132 to #105 - mctrollston (04/03/2013) [-]
I wow and play lift
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User avatar #114 to #105 - nurucio (04/03/2013) [-]
My friend does the same. He's also a short while away from getting a PHD in English Literature.
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