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Chopstick

KIND " ASSHOLE EATS DREDS WITH CHAPSTICKS
AND NEEDS A ******* i, FDR THEIR MILK
LISTEN HERE ******** DREDS ARE MEANT TD BE HELD
IN "(CUR FINGERS AND "(DU DELICIOUS
LITTLE COCKGOBBLERS ANTD A GLASS WHOLESOME
GADDAMN MILK
DU GET "(CUR FINGERS WET IN THE MILK BUT "(DU DDN" T
GI" ' EA **** BECAUSE ‘(DU '. 1 WASHED "(CUR
HANDS ALANG WITH "(DUR TROUSERS BEFOREHAND
BECAUSE DREDS AND MILK ARE SD ******* EXCITING
THAT SOMETIMES "(DU WET "(OURSELF ABAUT HAND ND
DNE JUDGES "(DU BECAUSE ************* DREDS
DU ******* NASTY TRASH PUT THESE CHEF‘ STICKS
AWAY BEFIRE THE SECIAL JUSTICE t' '. NAIL "(DU
ORATREE FDR L% '' glrk)
THIS **** MAKES ME WANT TD BURN DAWN AN DIL
REFINER"( JESUS ******* SKATEBOARDED DFFD CLIFF
AND TURNED ANTD A ." ' CHRIST
when i the will you write my '
i Mil out We probably gonna tell you out on dying like , bitch
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#1 - myllamaispurple (04/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
mfw chopsticks
mfw chopsticks
User avatar #3 - galkawhm (04/02/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I stick the whole cookie inside my mouth then take a sip of milk. No mess!
#7 to #3 - tariv ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
No! Did you not understand the post? READ IT AGAIN AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!
#2 - anonymous (04/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I use a fork. Chopsticks are for pretentious nerds.

I also nibble the sides of the cookie to break the surface and allow more milk to soak in faster.
User avatar #5 to #2 - robotvoice (04/02/2013) [-]
welcome to anons on FJ
where the style in which you eat a ******* oreo results in your position in society.
User avatar #18 - onezeroeight (04/03/2013) [-]
Cockwobblers... I have no reaction suitable for how funny this is...
User avatar #16 - sirbrentcoe (04/03/2013) [-]
not a bad idea.
User avatar #27 - zenagirl (04/03/2013) [+] (6 replies)
LE THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE xD :P
#26 - anonymous (04/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
LE SO DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
User avatar #24 - sirbutterballs (04/03/2013) [-]
I eat oreos with coffee. It tastes really ******* awesome
#17 - rougeflame (04/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Uhm.. I just eat it like a normal biscuit.. You know, just eat it? None of this fancy milk stuff.
User avatar #11 - ihaveakeyboard (04/03/2013) [-]
If any one ever asks me to orate at their funeral, I will call them out as bitches for the way that they died
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