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#7 - danielesq (04/02/2013) [-]
here you go OP wise words to live by.
#2 - wickkles (04/02/2013) [-]
Accept Trogdor as your lord and savior.
User avatar #47 - lmOldGreg (04/03/2013) [-]
God made me atheist.
#65 to #47 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
God made free will, you made yourself atheist.
User avatar #68 to #65 - lmOldGreg (04/03/2013) [-]
So God made me atheist.
User avatar #37 - douthit (04/03/2013) [-]
I'm gonna start posting **** about how I don't believe in the existence of Bigfoot, and how stupid everyone is who does believe in it. "LOOK AT WHAT I DON'T BELIEVE IN!"
User avatar #83 to #37 - rifee (04/26/2013) [-]
To be fair, believing a certain religion governs your whole life and how you treat others. Belief in Bigfoot merely leads to...believeing big foot exist..
#21 - headkicker (04/02/2013) [-]
<God's face whilst watching the entirety of humanity.

The way I've always looked at it is this:

If there is no God then there's nothing to worry about, be happy in this life.
If there is a benevolent God then I really don't think he would split hairs about whether you believe or not. If you are a good person by your own definition then that's all he needs.
And if there is a God who is that petty, then **** him. I would rather burn in Hell knowing I did the right thing and by doing what I believe in than to ascend to Heaven by trampling over people who I care about but 'weren't good enough'.
User avatar #11 - ssurtrebor **User deleted account** (04/02/2013) [-]
>Implying that praising God ends suffering.

So are atheists that way because they chose their own beliefs, or are they too stupid to understand religion? I'm leaning toward the latter with every atheism post I see.
#23 to #11 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
Thats not at all what its implying. Its implying that the idea, that if you dont worship god who is presumably omnipotent you will be cursed to hell for eternity is absurd, Not just in Catholicism but any religion that has omnipotent beings or eternal damnation.
User avatar #26 to #11 - contradiction (04/03/2013) [-]
please don't get all angry or whatever because i don't feel like arguing but what do you mean by
" too stupid to understand religion"
User avatar #75 to #26 - ssurtrebor **User deleted account** (04/03/2013) [-]
Most of the atheism posts on here against the Bible are constantly pointing out "OH, LOOK AT ALL THESE THINGS YOU CAN'T DO, CHRISTIANITY, AM I RIGHT?!" They show no semblance of actually understanding the religion, but still ultimately reject it.

It's the perfect example of ignorance breeding contempt.
User avatar #78 to #75 - contradiction (04/04/2013) [-]
there are three types of atheists
the normal ones who just don't believe in any deity and don't care what religion you are
the atheists that do understand the religion but choose to hate on the other religions any chance they get
then the ignorant ones that have no idea whats going on and they think they are cool for being atheist and hate on everything.
most people that are atheists because they have read and have gone over the teachings of a religion and don't believe anything it says because it will make no sense to them.
#12 to #11 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
I'm an atheist simply because I don't believe there is a god. I don't think I ever truly did. I still enjoy religious tales as stories though.
User avatar #20 to #12 - haseotakaeda (04/02/2013) [-]
^ this
#67 - snakefire (04/03/2013) [-]
Side effects of being a psychopath

intelligence, arrogance, lack of empathy

#55 - unnameable (04/03/2013) [-]
I think Zeus would.

Seriously, don't **** with Zeus.
#80 to #55 - capnwetnipples (04/21/2013) [-]
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420 praise it faggot
#59 to #55 - garnykins (04/03/2013) [-]
Not to ruin the joke (I was amused), but Zeus didn't create the universe. His destiny was to be eaten by his father until his mother intervened.

If I was going to be eaten by my father for my mere existence, I too would be a very spiteful Lord of the Skies that has sex with every beautiful mortal woman I could get my hands on. Daddy problems and what not.
#81 to #59 - capnwetnipples (04/21/2013) [-]
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their whole story is filled with incest and beastiality, now the sun, theres a badass god
User avatar #8 - lordlucifer (04/02/2013) [-]
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
#29 to #8 - trickytrickster (04/03/2013) [-]
God created us to do good. Evil is simply the absence of good. They have the capacity to do good but reject it. Just as cold does not actually exist, it is simply the absence of heat. We are given free will, so it is our own choice to take the gifts we are given and use them for good, or to use them for evil.
User avatar #45 to #29 - lordlucifer (04/03/2013) [-]
Evil is the absence of good , so if nothing exists everything is evil , riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
User avatar #41 to #29 - myrtille ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
And it goes right over your head.
#49 to #41 - trickytrickster (04/03/2013) [-]
It doesn't go right over my head at all. Why does a reasoning that you disagree with have to mean that I don't understand what you are saying? God can prevent evil, and has before, but has also given us free will. If we use that free will for evil, that is our choice. He sent Jesus down to die on the cross so our sins could be forgiven, so that sort of rules out the "not willing" part.

Of course you don't give two ***** about it because it's religious reasoning so you just call it stupid nonsense. It's okay, I understand. I still hope you have a nice day.
User avatar #50 to #49 - myrtille ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
No. If he is WILLING and able, then where did evil even start?
#53 to #50 - trickytrickster (04/03/2013) [-]
Evil started because humans rejected God's will and accepted original sin. I'm not saying there was actually an Adam and Eve, but it is basically that story. He created us with the capacity to love and be good. It is our choice whether we do that or not. That's why I brought up the hot and cold thing, or light and dark. It starts to become philosophical, and that is not my expertise. My expertise is science and biology. Just my two cents.
User avatar #54 to #53 - myrtille ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
If God was REALLY willing and able, then evil wouldn't exist at all.
#61 to #54 - trickytrickster (04/03/2013) [-]
Then what is the point of life? Why would we be created in the first place? How would we earn a place in heaven? If you are given a talent and choose not to use it, is that God's fault or your own?
User avatar #62 to #61 - myrtille ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
It's a bad thing for everybody to get into heaven?
#63 to #62 - trickytrickster (04/03/2013) [-]
No that would be a great thing, but there would be no purpose of life. God gets this rap as this loving God, which is he, but he is also an all just God. People don't just get a free pass. That is why there is hell. You have to earn the right to heaven. If you reject God's love, then you reject heaven. I'm not saying you have to be Catholic/Protestant/Muslim etc to accept God's love, but in premise you have to accept it, whether you know you are or not.
User avatar #64 to #63 - myrtille ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
If there was no evil, there would be no hell, therefore everybody gets into Heaven, and everybody would deserve it, because they were all good. We're talking about a hypothetical God here. The point is that the quote effectively cancels out all reasons for believing that there is a God, and you missed that point.
#70 to #64 - trickytrickster (04/03/2013) [-]
Also, God does not rule out all evil because sometimes evil in the end is good. Jesus being crucified was evil, but in the end it was good. Getting sick can be evil, but it can bring about many good things. God also stops a lot of evil, he builds us up with abilities that battle evil tendencies.
#69 to #64 - trickytrickster (04/03/2013) [-]
I did not miss that point. I find the quote to be untrue. If this quote so easily canceled out God, then a lot of very smart people are actually really dumb. Hypothetical gods can fail this test, but a specific God will well thought out attributes and thousands of years of apologetics can. God gave us free will and we can chose to deny good. He did not create evil. That free will can be used to do great things.

I understand you do not believe in God, but don't be so naive as to think one simple quote can prove God does not exist. It is not so simple. Smarter men than you or I have deduced this over thousands of years, and have come to various different conclusions. I've taken a class on this and I understand your viewpoint, I really do. I just disagree with it. Do not take my disagreement as proof that I am somehow missing the point. I've been on the internet for a while now, you think I've never seen this quote?
#15 to #8 - lightninghorse (04/02/2013) [-]
i have a background that says that
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#33 to #25 - catninjabox (04/03/2013) [-]
Generally, i find them more anti-theist rather than attacking a particular faith, but Christianity is usually the one most anti-theists know best, hence why it is heard about more as they are more capable unweaving that rainbow.
User avatar #32 - cheesymondo (04/03/2013) [-]
im tired of this atheist **** .

when will people see the correlation between the decline of pirates and the increase in global worming?!?!?!

people should embrace the lord's noodley appendage.
User avatar #34 - vade (04/03/2013) [-]
Well which God is the post talking about?
#16 - chaosnazo (04/02/2013) [-]
That's a cool picture.
#17 to #16 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
Thumb because Crona :D
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#22 to #14 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
I disagree. if you use enough fire the flames will either run out of fuel or air and die out.
User avatar #31 to #14 - cheesymondo (04/03/2013) [-]
nice to see you've found a way to feel superior to both options.
User avatar #6 - charredenay (04/02/2013) [-]
I'm still trying to figure out what the picture has to do with the caption.
User avatar #1 - eriktheviking (04/02/2013) [-]
Eriktheviking stands in absolute agreement. There is no God.
#27 - trickytrickster (04/03/2013) [-]
I'm glad my faith doesn't believe that if you aren't Catholic you are going to hell. Anyone who things Gandhi is in hell because he wasn't a Christian is an idiot. I'm sure half of you will be like "what are you talking about, Catholics don't believe that". Well guess what, you are wrong.
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