GET THE HINT YET?. . My bed is soo uncomfortable B I can share mine if you want but my beds small so Idk IPPM I guess we would have to get really chase to each
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GET THE HINT YET?

My bed is soo uncomfortable B
I can share mine if you want but my
beds small so Idk
IPPM
I guess we would have to get really
chase to each other , is
3: 15 PM
Na I' m claustrophobic so ill just
sleep on the from C"
Whating get lonly air
3: 23 PM
I' ll be on the floor right next to you
the hole night.
What if I wanna cuddle?
see PM
I have my stuff bunny Henry up there
you can cuddle him C)
we PM
But what if "in the mood"
it: ******
You have two hands don' t you?
But I rather your hands do it (til,
My hands whould be "busy" ifyou
know what I mean. -.
Thanks for understanding testing
with no hand is hard to do ici;
we PM
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#62 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/02/2013) [-]
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#262 to #243 - Rascal (04/03/2013) [-]
it really depends on strength factor or how many steroids you digest seems legit potatonuggets aka mister protein masta
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#261 to #62 - Rascal (04/03/2013) [-]
very barren life them no electric poles how do you have internet even to type this comment
User avatar #205 to #62 - addia (04/03/2013) [-]
Is this your way of telling us you **** tumbleweeds?
#29 - abnthug (04/02/2013) [-]
A decent amount of the comments are implying that the dude is clueless. What if he just isn't attracted to her?
A decent amount of the comments are implying that the dude is clueless. What if he just isn't attracted to her?
User avatar #75 to #29 - capslockftw (04/02/2013) [-]
>implying it's a her
User avatar #105 to #75 - theuglypanda (04/02/2013) [-]
>Alexis
>implying it's a her
>le green me-me arrows
#190 to #29 - Rascal (04/02/2013) [-]
Why do people assume he is clueless? "You have two hands, don't you?" That was pretty clear...
#39 to #29 - SergeantPWN (04/02/2013) [-]
Have this one, too.
Have this one, too.
#269 to #39 - Rascal (04/03/2013) [-]
dude didn't have ninja reflex implying defense force shield but what do you expect from old age pirates what expensive futuristic matrix gear
#21 - kubideh (04/02/2013) [-]
What if she was ugly and he just didn't wanna sleep with her?
#28 to #21 - warrollan (04/02/2013) [-]
But.... its still ass... just a number to carve into my wooden block of bitches i ****** . Still bang.
User avatar #46 to #28 - kubideh (04/02/2013) [-]
You should only have sex with people you want to

Not every living creature you see
#59 to #46 - Rascal (04/02/2013) [-]
What if that's who he wants to?
#165 to #46 - patheticus (04/02/2013) [-]
What if I want to have sex with every living creature I see
User avatar #219 to #165 - hjalle (04/03/2013) [-]
then you are quite patheticus
User avatar #167 to #165 - kubideh (04/02/2013) [-]
I do too, honestly
#260 to #28 - Rascal (04/03/2013) [-]
is the wooden block a plague of girls you banged this is also why we need google glasses as a scanner to dictate someone's hotness factor
User avatar #159 to #28 - bothemastaofall (04/02/2013) [-]
you are weird
User avatar #88 to #28 - xturboxx (04/02/2013) [-]
Fugly girls aren't anything to be proud of. Unless you're legit into that I guess.
User avatar #129 to #21 - meghostaguy (04/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, you are probably right. But still I lol'd at it.
#3 - newbtube (04/02/2013) [-]
#270 to #3 - Rascal (04/03/2013) [-]
um and your point with the rhino ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh he's winkwink hornyahahahahahahahahahahaha noooooooooooooo
#114 to #38 - gothguypoe (04/02/2013) [-]
Yay! i get to learn about cats!
#14 - Rascal (04/02/2013) [-]
Consider the following: He doesn't want the sex from her.
#56 to #14 - oosskkyy (04/02/2013) [-]
Pic slightly related
Pic slightly related
#26 to #14 - Rascal (04/02/2013) [-]
Then why did he at all mention that he could share his bed?
User avatar #67 to #26 - imofcnotharveydent (04/02/2013) [-]
he's just messing around.
#154 - ishotthedeputy ONLINE (04/02/2013) [-]
#176 to #154 - Rascal (04/02/2013) [-]
Wtf how did you get this? Does Obama really go on funnyjunk?
#280 to #176 - usmcoorah (04/03/2013) [-]
He serious.   
   
I think hes serious.
He serious.

I think hes serious.
User avatar #160 to #154 - gloogy (04/02/2013) [-]
Thanks Obama.
#265 to #234 - Rascal (04/03/2013) [-]
thanks obama for giving us humping pocket monsters
#1 - darlingdo (04/02/2013) [-]
This guy...
This guy...
#76 - epicisthefun (04/02/2013) [-]
thats so beta is alpha as 			****		  thumbs for you sean
thats so beta is alpha as **** thumbs for you sean
User avatar #78 to #76 - mrdepress (04/02/2013) [-]
haha you found me XD
#82 to #78 - epicisthefun (04/02/2013) [-]
this post makes you look so beta
this post makes you look so beta
User avatar #85 to #82 - mrdepress (04/02/2013) [-]
So? Problem?
#90 to #85 - epicisthefun (04/02/2013) [-]
yes...... no its pretty funny
yes...... no its pretty funny
#55 - rapathazar (04/02/2013) [-]
Guies... Guies srsly. Srsly guies.............What if she's ugly/ a bitch and this is on purpose?
#74 to #55 - Rascal (04/02/2013) [-]
I ******* love DBZ Abridged
#179 to #55 - kasperninja (04/02/2013) [-]
I call for a DBZ Abridged thread!
#156 - usmcoorah (04/02/2013) [-]
She might be fat.
#173 to #156 - yuukiii (04/02/2013) [-]
or maybe shes just a slut?
User avatar #278 to #173 - usmcoorah (04/03/2013) [-]
Implying that a slut isn't good for sex..
User avatar #292 to #278 - yuukiii (04/03/2013) [-]
some guys actually do not want STD's believe it or not
User avatar #164 to #156 - bakinboy (04/02/2013) [-]
or ugly, or crazy, or a bitch, or all of those.
User avatar #171 to #164 - xcookx (04/02/2013) [-]
or fat. just fat.
#194 to #156 - potatotown (04/02/2013) [-]
MO' CUSHION FO DA PUSHIN

who gives a **** if shes fat?
You some sort of fag?
#157 to #156 - Rascal (04/02/2013) [-]
consider the following: when a woman does the exact same thing, any attempt to defend her is heresy
User avatar #158 to #157 - usmcoorah (04/02/2013) [-]
Well yeah maybe to some people. But if I knew a girl who turned down a guy because he was fat, I would understand. Because too much fat is unattractive.

Not saying they have to be skin and bones tho.
#195 to #157 - potatotown (04/03/2013) [-]
Did someone say heresy?
User avatar #175 to #156 - killermoosed (04/02/2013) [-]
**** it, a blowjob is a blowjob, you don't have to stare at there face or body.
#87 - darkrei (04/02/2013) [-]
>girls do that   
>funnyjunk:"OMG WHAT A BITCH,SUCH A SLUT!NICE GUYS ALWAYS END LAST"   
   
>guy do that   
>funnyjunk:"but,guys,he just isn't attracted to her,it's totally natural!"   
   
so,about double standards....
>girls do that
>funnyjunk:"OMG WHAT A BITCH,SUCH A SLUT!NICE GUYS ALWAYS END LAST"

>guy do that
>funnyjunk:"but,guys,he just isn't attracted to her,it's totally natural!"

so,about double standards....
#231 to #87 - Rascal (04/03/2013) [-]
Yeah but you forget about how easy it is for a girl to find someone to **** assuming they are average or higher. If a guy truly does not want to have sexy time with a girl he MUST have a good reason to.
Think of it like this. Grils are like customers at Costco, pretty much all of them get offered free samples all the time, so saying no isn't quite big of a deal when there are more samples out there. Guys are like lottery players could you imagine saying no after you've already won, you'd have a god damn good reason to.
User avatar #132 to #87 - kingofqueens (04/02/2013) [-]
Ah, but the Guys don't complain about wanting a nice girl. The girls complain about assholes and say they want a nice guy, then shun him when the nice guy shows up.
#140 to #132 - Rascal (04/02/2013) [-]
No. You're clearly still a kid.
#94 to #87 - Rascal (04/02/2013) [-]
I agree but fear being in -1000 red thumbs again :c
#98 to #94 - darkrei (04/02/2013) [-]
they can take away my thumbs....BUT THEY CAN'T TAKE AWAY MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!!
User avatar #102 to #98 - karvarausku ONLINE (04/02/2013) [-]
mrdepress... PROVE HIM WRONG!!!
#119 - lightingasuna (04/02/2013) [-]
Meanwhile in Reality my love life
#80 - sirbrentcoe (04/02/2013) [-]
...not sure if he's really that stupid, or just lame a self cock-blocking troll....
...not sure if he's really that stupid, or just lame a self cock-blocking troll....
#161 to #80 - sectioneight (04/02/2013) [-]
Anyone got the source for the last part of the .gif? That ..extremely unlucky fella'
Anyone got the source for the last part of the .gif? That ..extremely unlucky fella'
User avatar #162 to #161 - sirbrentcoe (04/02/2013) [-]
...dodgeball, mate
User avatar #293 to #162 - sectioneight (04/03/2013) [-]
Thanks a lot!
User avatar #86 to #80 - herecomesjohnny (04/02/2013) [-]
or just.......kidding.......
User avatar #91 to #86 - sirbrentcoe (04/02/2013) [-]
could be..
User avatar #96 to #91 - mrdepress (04/02/2013) [-]
Yes I could be....
#99 to #96 - sirbrentcoe (04/02/2013) [-]
not dogging you mate, i've seen dudes talk themselves out of fine ass more than once in the past.
User avatar #83 to #80 - dildoes (04/02/2013) [-]
>implying you know their genders
User avatar #84 to #83 - sirbrentcoe (04/02/2013) [-]
read the comments.
#72 - tropicalbonerfish (04/02/2013) [-]
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#266 to #72 - Rascal (04/03/2013) [-]
he should actually give mrs. dickbutt head since his head is a penis but his cheeky smile inside a mouth and **** ill blarrrrrrrrrrrgh
#183 - namesboo (04/02/2013) [-]
What if its his sister...
What if its his sister...
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#233 to #183 - jimmynutz ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
then this
then this
User avatar #203 to #183 - dagreatmax (04/03/2013) [-]
My dick does not discriminate.
User avatar #189 to #183 - poopingsquirrel (04/02/2013) [-]
Dude this is the kind of thing that makes people think we are faggots.
User avatar #192 to #189 - amsel (04/02/2013) [-]
If it's funny, laugh. If it isn't, don't. Spend a little less time being concerned with who does or doesn't like FunnyJunk.
User avatar #197 to #192 - mickeymichleson (04/03/2013) [-]
God bless your very soul.
#196 to #183 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (04/03/2013) [-]
Great, now I have an erection.
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#200 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (04/03/2013) [-]
The person on the right is totally going to get raped.
#5 - Sylphion (04/02/2013) [-]
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