GET THE HINT YET?. . My bed is soo uncomfortable B I can share mine if you want but my beds small so Idk IPPM I guess we would have to get really chase to each  GET THE HINT YET? My bed is soo uncomfortable B I can share mine if you want but my beds small so Idk IPPM guess we would have to get really chase each
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My bed is soo uncomfortable B
I can share mine if you want but my
beds small so Idk
IPPM
I guess we would have to get really
chase to each other , is
3: 15 PM
Na I' m claustrophobic so ill just
sleep on the from C"
Whating get lonly air
3: 23 PM
I' ll be on the floor right next to you
the hole night.
What if I wanna cuddle?
see PM
I have my stuff bunny Henry up there
you can cuddle him C)
we PM
But what if "in the mood"
it: awshit
You have two hands don' t you?
But I rather your hands do it (til,
My hands whould be "busy" ifyou
know what I mean. -.
Thanks for understanding testing
with no hand is hard to do ici;
we PM
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#3 - newbtube
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#270 to #3 - anon id: a36d041d
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um and your point with the rhino ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh he's winkwink hornyahahahahahahahahahahaha noooooooooooooo
#38 to #3 - axlsummer
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#114 to #38 - gothguypoe
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Yay! i get to learn about cats!
#122 to #114 - sommerli
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#21 - kubideh
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What if she was ugly and he just didn't wanna sleep with her?
#28 to #21 - warrollan
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But.... its still ass... just a number to carve into my wooden block of bitches i ******. Still bang.
User avatar #46 to #28 - kubideh
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You should only have sex with people you want to

Not every living creature you see
#165 to #46 - patheticus
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What if I want to have sex with every living creature I see
User avatar #219 to #165 - hjalle
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then you are quite patheticus
User avatar #167 to #165 - kubideh
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I do too, honestly
#59 to #46 - anon id: 9f9d7d27
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What if that's who he wants to?
#127 to #28 - draxdiesel
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#268 to #28 - originalrider
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#260 to #28 - anon id: a36d041d
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is the wooden block a plague of girls you banged this is also why we need google glasses as a scanner to dictate someone's hotness factor
User avatar #159 to #28 - bothemastaofall
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you are weird
User avatar #88 to #28 - xturboxx
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Fugly girls aren't anything to be proud of. Unless you're legit into that I guess.
#287 to #21 - zombiefied
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User avatar #129 to #21 - meghostaguy
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Yeah, you are probably right. But still I lol'd at it.
#29 - abnthug
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A decent amount of the comments are implying that the dude is clueless. What if he just isn't attracted to her?
A decent amount of the comments are implying that the dude is clueless. What if he just isn't attracted to her?
User avatar #75 to #29 - capslockftw
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>implying it's a her
User avatar #105 to #75 - theuglypanda
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>Alexis
>implying it's a her
>le green me-me arrows
#190 to #29 - anon id: 9d921acc
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Why do people assume he is clueless? "You have two hands, don't you?" That was pretty clear...
#39 to #29 - SergeantPWN
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Have this one, too.
Have this one, too.
#269 to #39 - anon id: a36d041d
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dude didn't have ninja reflex implying defense force shield but what do you expect from old age pirates what expensive futuristic matrix gear
#62 - grimmwaters
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#262 to #243 - anon id: a36d041d
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it really depends on strength factor or how many steroids you digest seems legit potatonuggets aka mister protein masta
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#261 to #62 - anon id: a36d041d
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very barren life them no electric poles how do you have internet even to type this comment
User avatar #205 to #62 - addia
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Is this your way of telling us you **** tumbleweeds?
#63 to #62 - thepastamaypwnyou
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#87 - darkrei
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>girls do that   
>funnyjunk:"OMG WHAT A BITCH,SUCH A SLUT!NICE GUYS ALWAYS END LAST"   
   
>guy do that   
>funnyjunk:"but,guys,he just isn't attracted to her,it's totally natural!"   
   
so,about double standards....
>girls do that
>funnyjunk:"OMG WHAT A BITCH,SUCH A SLUT!NICE GUYS ALWAYS END LAST"

>guy do that
>funnyjunk:"but,guys,he just isn't attracted to her,it's totally natural!"

so,about double standards....
User avatar #132 to #87 - kingofqueens
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Ah, but the Guys don't complain about wanting a nice girl. The girls complain about assholes and say they want a nice guy, then shun him when the nice guy shows up.
#140 to #132 - anon id: 9f9d7d27
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No. You're clearly still a kid.
#94 to #87 - anon id: 1bde436a
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I agree but fear being in -1000 red thumbs again :c
#98 to #94 - darkrei
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they can take away my thumbs....BUT THEY CAN'T TAKE AWAY MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!!
#144 to #98 - isausernameiswear
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User avatar #102 to #98 - karvarausku
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mrdepress... PROVE HIM WRONG!!!
#231 to #87 - anon id: b0195725
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Yeah but you forget about how easy it is for a girl to find someone to **** assuming they are average or higher. If a guy truly does not want to have sexy time with a girl he MUST have a good reason to.
Think of it like this. Grils are like customers at Costco, pretty much all of them get offered free samples all the time, so saying no isn't quite big of a deal when there are more samples out there. Guys are like lottery players could you imagine saying no after you've already won, you'd have a god damn good reason to.
#156 - usmcoorah
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She might be fat.
#157 to #156 - anon id: 9f9d7d27
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consider the following: when a woman does the exact same thing, any attempt to defend her is heresy
#195 to #157 - potatotown
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Did someone say heresy?
User avatar #158 to #157 - usmcoorah
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Well yeah maybe to some people. But if I knew a girl who turned down a guy because he was fat, I would understand. Because too much fat is unattractive.

Not saying they have to be skin and bones tho.
User avatar #164 to #156 - bakinboy
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or ugly, or crazy, or a bitch, or all of those.
User avatar #171 to #164 - xcookx
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or fat. just fat.
#173 to #156 - yuukiii
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or maybe shes just a slut?
User avatar #278 to #173 - usmcoorah
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Implying that a slut isn't good for sex..
User avatar #292 to #278 - yuukiii
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some guys actually do not want STD's believe it or not
#194 to #156 - potatotown
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MO' CUSHION FO DA PUSHIN

who gives a **** if shes fat?
You some sort of fag?
User avatar #175 to #156 - killermoosed
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**** it, a blowjob is a blowjob, you don't have to stare at there face or body.
#202 to #175 - usmcoorah
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#154 - ishotthedeputy
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#176 to #154 - anon id: 4036cbcc
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Wtf how did you get this? Does Obama really go on funnyjunk?
#280 to #176 - usmcoorah
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He serious.   
   
I think hes serious.
He serious.

I think hes serious.
User avatar #160 to #154 - gloogy
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Thanks Obama.
#169 to #160 - burritosupreme
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#201 to #174 - potatotown
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#265 to #234 - anon id: a36d041d
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thanks obama for giving us humping pocket monsters
#6 - houseofbrick
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The beta is strong with this one...
User avatar #10 to #6 - Kairyuka
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Because he was totally not pulling her leg or rejecting her.
#11 to #6 - anon id: 247089e5
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It could probably power the force alone...
#286 to #6 - houseofbrick
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User avatar #9 to #6 - karvarausku
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Beta? BETA? That's ******* alpha.

Beta is when you would do anything to go down her pants alpha is when you can reject some one knowing you would get...

Learn your ****...
#19 to #9 - anon id: 30d2a16b
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that was Delta

******* learn how to Greek you ******* noobs.
User avatar #23 to #19 - karvarausku
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Echo quits...
User avatar #92 to #9 - houseofbrick
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I interpreted it as him being beta because I've met a guy that was too shy to be with the girl in this exact kind of situation.
#1 - darlingdo
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This guy...
This guy...
#55 - rapathazar
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Guies... Guies srsly. Srsly guies.............What if she's ugly/ a bitch and this is on purpose?
#74 to #55 - anon id: fff46849
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I ******* love DBZ Abridged
#179 to #55 - kasperninja
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I call for a DBZ Abridged thread!