Almonds. they aint got no titties. Tweet Ha Statoil is Almond milk? Almonds aint even got titties
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#8 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/02/2013) [-]
#23 - nightlynutria (04/02/2013) [-]
My ex's name is Almond

MFW I touched her tits once when we were making out and she slapped me
User avatar #38 to #23 - owmyanus (04/02/2013) [-]
That bitch
User avatar #14 - turbodoosh (04/02/2013) [-]
Almond Chocolate milk is delicious. Just saiyan
#18 to #14 - chiktikkavaspaus (04/02/2013) [-]
Tried some the other day and it scarred me for life. But, I'm not you.
Tried some the other day and it scarred me for life. But, I'm not you.
User avatar #19 to #18 - turbodoosh (04/02/2013) [-]
Unfortunately if I want milk it has to be rice or almond milk otherwise I will literally **** myself. **** being lactose intolerant Regular chocolate milk trumps all and I will take the sacrifice every now and then.
User avatar #20 to #19 - chiktikkavaspaus (04/02/2013) [-]
I understand. I used to drink Rice milk and I still hate it. I don't know what I'd do if I was lactose intolerant.
#27 to #20 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
Drink something called Lactose Free Milk?
User avatar #28 to #27 - chiktikkavaspaus (04/02/2013) [-]
Well........I suppose......But I just love Lactose too much............I think............
#1 - daxto (04/02/2013) [-]
Same as soy milk, it's not milk. It's juice, Soy Juice!
User avatar #12 to #1 - goodcheese (04/02/2013) [-]
cow juice?
User avatar #9 to #1 - thisusernameexists (04/02/2013) [-]
That "soy juice" tastes a wholeeeeee lot better than almond milk.
#17 to #11 - mircavera (04/02/2013) [-]
I actually have no problem with you i just wanted to use this picture.
User avatar #3 - vuican (04/02/2013) [-]
Almost milk tastes like the smell of the leftover peanuts in the peanut jar
User avatar #15 to #3 - basilbrush (04/02/2013) [-]
Almost.
#2 - JimChillino (04/02/2013) [-]
and this makes me MAD!
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User avatar #41 - izzygirl (04/02/2013) [-]
Vanilla almond milk is pretty good.
But I still like regular milk more.
User avatar #10 - europe (04/02/2013) [-]
That's so stupid it's funny.
User avatar #45 - spyisspy (04/03/2013) [-]
**** is almond milk?
User avatar #48 to #45 - themastertroller (04/03/2013) [-]
replace the word **** with almond milk
e.g ; what the almond milk are you doing?
User avatar #50 to #48 - toxikxvenom (04/03/2013) [-]
Oh for almond milk's sake...cant you please just shut the almond milk up. **** ...almond milks wrong with you.
User avatar #51 to #50 - calawesome (04/03/2013) [-]
Mother Amond Milk, get the almond milk outta my damn house...almond milk head.
User avatar #52 to #51 - toxikxvenom (04/03/2013) [-]
Shut the almond milk up you stupid almond milking bitch McnuggetAlmondMilker.
#53 to #52 - calawesome (04/03/2013) [-]
'McnuggetAlmondMilker'
User avatar #55 to #54 - calawesome (04/03/2013) [-]










You funny.
#56 to #55 - toxikxvenom (04/03/2013) [-]
Cant tel if serious...or sarcastic.
Cant tel if serious...or sarcastic.
User avatar #57 to #56 - calawesome (04/03/2013) [-]
serious. I'm still giggling at McnuggetAlmondMilk.
User avatar #58 to #57 - toxikxvenom (04/03/2013) [-]
Insulting someone is always more fun when you add "McNugget" in there some where.
User avatar #61 to #58 - calawesome (04/03/2013) [-]
i'm going on xboxlive right now.
User avatar #62 to #61 - toxikxvenom (04/03/2013) [-]
Do it.
call someone a 'stupid ******* bitch McNuggetCunt.
User avatar #63 to #62 - calawesome (04/03/2013) [-]
I was gonna throw a few Almondmilk's in there.
#39 - populardude (04/02/2013) [-]
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#46 to #43 - millex (04/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #60 - killyourdarlings (04/03/2013) [-]
I was about to type that coconuts don't have titties either, but then I remembered that coconuts is more lingo for boobs. So they sort of do have titties.
#47 - ishotthedeputy (04/03/2013) [-]
Without him doing so, I would not know how to answer " **** is almond milk?"
#44 - falconxmard (04/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #16 - oopsmapoops (04/02/2013) [-]
Neither does soy.
User avatar #13 - gyronex (04/02/2013) [-]
I was gonna say, "inb4 someone posts an almond with titties", but then comment #7...
User avatar #4 - awildniglet (04/02/2013) [-]
He's right...
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