EA. 123.. The best one i have seen so far. onetwothree
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#175 - mattdoggy (04/02/2013) [-]
EA walks into a bar and sits down to order a drink   
The bartender asks what'll you have?   
EA says a whiskey on the rocks and a side of Vodka   
   
To hear the rest of the joke please pay 19.95 via your paypal.
EA walks into a bar and sits down to order a drink
The bartender asks what'll you have?
EA says a whiskey on the rocks and a side of Vodka

To hear the rest of the joke please pay 19.95 via your paypal.
#17 - felixjarl (04/02/2013) [-]
The best one i have seen so far.
#254 to #17 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
No offense, but do you really think this comment is worth 240+ thumbs?
#255 to #254 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
It definitely is not. Welcome to the FJ Hivemind.
#256 to #255 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
Well you see, i was just stalking Felixjarl ([small]Bbecause i'm going to overthrow him and become the next hokage[small]) and then I see that he got another 2098319371293 thumb comment

How can i compete with that?
#263 to #256 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
I hate felixjarl. He's the only person that I remember and I don't remember why, but I do know there was a reason and now I hate him.
#265 to #263 - felixjarl (04/03/2013) [-]
No offence mate, but if your thought of hate is that i got to many thumbs on one post(which i agree on) Then you must be one hatefull person.
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User avatar #267 to #265 - fukkenname (04/03/2013) [-]
Did you figure out who was anon after they stated that they would dethrone you?
User avatar #269 to #267 - felixjarl (04/03/2013) [-]
I had a slight feeling it was you.
#270 to #269 - anon (04/03/2013) [-]
Somebody noticed me :D
User avatar #264 to #254 - felixjarl (04/03/2013) [-]
To be honest, no. It is not worth that many thumbs.
#155 - letsgosmoke (04/02/2013) [-]
only EA related thing i have
#19 - zependium (04/02/2013) [-]
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#79 to #19 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
The fact that KSI hates EA makes it funnier.
#21 to #19 - holeymoley (04/02/2013) [-]
do you have any more?
do you have any more?
#24 to #21 - zependium (04/02/2013) [-]
I've seen loads of them but i never saved them, unfortunately :/
I've seen loads of them but i never saved them, unfortunately :/
User avatar #25 to #24 - holeymoley (04/02/2013) [-]
well thanks for that one above anyways :)
#57 to #21 - iamatoaster (04/02/2013) [-]
Here my friend
Here my friend
#65 to #57 - holeymoley (04/02/2013) [-]
I love you so much   
   
please have my balls in your mouth
I love you so much

please have my balls in your mouth
#5 - alexanderjones (04/02/2013) [-]
We did finish...
Of course it was only after ******* you...
#118 to #75 - personone (04/02/2013) [-]
Did you know he painted to?
Did you know he painted to?
User avatar #81 to #76 - sunnyday (04/02/2013) [-]
Don't forget to preheat it!
#220 to #76 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
its nit funny when you set it up yourself
#34 to #32 - hypex (04/02/2013) [-]
god ******* dammit





(look at the post above this)
User avatar #41 to #34 - liquidz (04/02/2013) [-]
It must always be duplicated
#23 - thechosentroll (04/02/2013) [-]
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First one, so far, that I didn't see coming. Good job, OP, you magnificent faggot.
User avatar #66 to #23 - bagofshit (04/02/2013) [-]
i don't know why, but the Medic on the right seems black. I guesse i'm just ****** up.
User avatar #110 to #23 - miniroll (04/02/2013) [-]
I saw it coming because the punchline was in the title...
#33 - hypex (04/02/2013) [-]
#80 to #6 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
This ones my fab. Thumb every time.
#123 - curtisbentley (04/02/2013) [-]
I always laugh at these, but what made this one was the way only half the image loaded and then the punchline hit me.
I always laugh at these, but what made this one was the way only half the image loaded and then the punchline hit me.
#40 - liquidz (04/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #90 to #40 - blacknbluebrony (04/02/2013) [-]
Except Mass Effect 3 was actually really good...
Well except for the ending and the fact that they had a day 1 dlc that should've already been in the game, but the game was still really good.
User avatar #103 to #90 - RyanTheLeet (04/02/2013) [-]
This still rustles my jimmies...
The From Ashes DLC was actually from the special editions of Mass Effect 3, and EA decided to let people buy it on the first day instead of waiting to release it months later like Ubisoft with AC3, Activision with Black Ops, and THQ with Saints Row the Third. The only people that should be mad is the people that bought the special editions.
#98 to #90 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
lol.. even without that horrible ending it would have been the worst of the 3
#229 to #222 - blacknbluebrony (04/02/2013) [-]
But Bioware made the extended cut DLC after they heard the number of fans demanding for it, and they even made it free.
#235 to #233 - blacknbluebrony (04/02/2013) [-]
... why did you put the content as a response?
#240 to #235 - liquidz (04/02/2013) [-]
It's a vicious circle, much like this one
It's a vicious circle, much like this one
User avatar #142 to #90 - tehlulzbringer (04/02/2013) [-]
Mass effect 3 sucked
#102 - decoyoctopus (04/02/2013) [-]
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THE STEAK YOU PREPARED IS VERY TENDER, JUICY AND ALL OVER AN EXCITING DISH, HOWEVER THERE ISNT A STRONG PUNCH OR FINNESSE IN YOUR FRUITY SAUCE
YOU DO HAVE THE POTENTIAL
BUT
YOU ARE A CUNT
IM SORRY
BUT GET THE **** OUT OF MY KITCHEN BITCH
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I WANT YOUR EYELIDS
I WANT THEM ON A ******* PLATE
AND SEASONED
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AND I HATE YOUR KIDS
I WILL LITERALLY THROAT **** YOUR CHILDREN
AND MAKE THEM EAT MY SEASONED, PEPPERY AND VERY SAUCY SEMEN BARRELS
THEY WILL BEG YOU FOR MORE OF MY "COCK YOGURT"
AND I WILL SAY
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I WANT YOUR CHILDRENS LIVERS
NOW!!!!
YOU ******* BASTARD **** ****
I WANT YOUR CHILDRENS LIVERS
I SHALL WEAR THEM AS MY CONDOM WHEN I EYEBALL **** THEIR PUTRID UNCHEFF LIKE BRAIN ***** OUT.
User avatar #106 to #102 - salamistrangler (04/02/2013) [-]
okay.
User avatar #108 to #102 - spanishninja ONLINE (04/02/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #272 to #108 - spanishninja ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
What did you say about me, friend? I'll have you know I graduated top of my anger management class with handy-dandy flying colors, and I've been involved in numerous charity drives for cancer patients, and I have saved the lives of over 300 men, women, and nice little children. I am trained in complimenting others and I'm the top benefactor in the entire Salvation Army. You are everything to me but an enemy. I will hug you so much with niceness of the likes which have never been seen before on this happy world, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that mean stuff to me over the internet without a hug? Think again, pal. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pen pals across the USA and your IP is being traced right now for lots of nice emails and messages, so you better prepare for the compliments, buddy. The compliments that wipes out the meanness in you you call your personality. You're gonna be happy, friend. I can be anywhere for you, anytime for you, and I can pat you on the back in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my clean hands. Not only am I extensively trained in friendly hand gestures, but I have access to the entire book of "How to be Nice to Strangers" and I will use it to its full extent to make you my best friend ever, you awesome guy. If only you could have know what kindness your little funny comment was about to bring you, maybe you wouldn't have held your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're gonna get a nice, big surprise, pal. I will hand love and friendship all over you and you will dance in it. You're gonna feel alive, friend.
#212 - twi (04/02/2013) [-]
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this is one of my favorites
#4 - jimmynutz (04/02/2013) [-]
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#223 - meuk (04/02/2013) [-]
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#169 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (04/02/2013) [-]
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I've been loving these Ramsay posts.
Moar.
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