Future Pharmicists. . real: Once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine caugh syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like you really won Scooter
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Future Pharmicists

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real:
Once i was sick so i got a
prescription for codeine caugh
syrup and when i went to pick it
up the pharmacist was like
you really won' t need all of
this" and i was like "it' s i
could just sell it at school" and
he was like "
FUTURE PHARMACIST” and
fist bumped me
apparently this pharmacist is
my breather' s old pot dealer
his name is scooter
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Submitted: 04/01/2013
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User avatar #2 - captainfuckitall (04/02/2013) [-]
I once met a really cool drug dealer who called himself Frog, as that was his nickname since second grade

His real name was Robb

With two B's

He was quite adamant about that.

"So what's your name?"
"Oh, it's Robb. WITH TWO B'S!"
"REALLY?"

Yep

Such is life
#27 to #2 - Rascal (04/02/2013) [-]
Two Bs. Just like his report card...
User avatar #29 to #2 - octaviano (04/02/2013) [-]
He got two BOO-BEES.
User avatar #47 to #29 - captainfuckitall (04/02/2013) [-]
You mean, like, two..pairs?
User avatar #7 to #2 - crazyhindu (04/02/2013) [-]
pls tell me he always had two blunts on him.
User avatar #9 to #7 - captainfuckitall (04/02/2013) [-]
I didn't ask, although he did have a mobile heart monitor
User avatar #10 to #9 - crazyhindu (04/02/2013) [-]
lol wut?
User avatar #11 to #10 - captainfuckitall (04/02/2013) [-]
I have no ******* clue
User avatar #39 to #11 - jibbernut (04/02/2013) [-]
Drug dealers are always interesting people, I think it has something to do with the constant drug use.
#40 to #39 - Rascal (04/02/2013) [-]
Rule number 4: Never get high on your own supply.
User avatar #48 to #40 - jibbernut (04/02/2013) [-]
I was too high by rule number 3 to have ever gotten to 4.
User avatar #44 to #11 - aerosol (04/02/2013) [-]
Drug dealers; how do they work?
#1 - darthjangopwnz (04/01/2013) [-]
You called?
User avatar #3 to #1 - trimageryan (04/02/2013) [-]
HEY Y'ALL! CATCH A DRUUUUUG!
User avatar #14 to #1 - snakefire (04/02/2013) [-]
CATCHA RIIIIIIIIDE
#20 - feffog (04/02/2013) [-]
AYO THIS IS SCOOTERS FARM-ASS-EEE

CATCH A COOOOOOOOLD
User avatar #28 to #20 - iwebby (04/02/2013) [-]
HEY! You tryin' to hack mah catch a cold? Un-cool bro, un-cool.
#4 - Rascal (04/02/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure I know this guy...
#5 to #4 - foromil (04/02/2013) [-]
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#6 - Cleavland Steamer (04/02/2013) [-]
mfw codeine cough syrup
#34 - adremalech (04/02/2013) [-]
<-- MFW Scooter
User avatar #35 to #34 - JesuschristofAZ (04/02/2013) [-]
They call me... tater salad! I have a son, he's tater tot.
User avatar #19 - empithree (04/02/2013) [-]
CATCH A CODEINE COUGH SYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRUP!
User avatar #41 - ixcarnifexxi (04/02/2013) [-]
SCOOTER? I BARELY KNOW 'ER!
#8 - europe (04/02/2013) [-]
I knew a bunch of dealers, but I found out they were dealers after they all got arrested.
#38 - bluemoonz (04/02/2013) [-]
Scooter?


He sounds like a chill dude.
#12 - swittig (04/02/2013) [-]
Moshi Moshi, Scooter Desu
Moshi Moshi, Scooter Desu
#45 to #12 - kaboomz (04/02/2013) [-]
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i still listen to them
User avatar #37 to #12 - itrooztrooperdown (04/02/2013) [-]
Fags don't know about Scooter and their awesomness... Demi-Gods of the 90's.
User avatar #49 to #37 - swittig (04/03/2013) [-]
Their new stuff is good too
User avatar #22 - ruebezahl (04/02/2013) [-]
I was quite surprised to find out that in Japan, you can buy an over-the-counter cold medication, which contains both codeine and pseudoephedrine, both of which are restricted in most other countries.
User avatar #26 to #22 - thefasrdog (04/02/2013) [-]
Because people in Japan don't do Meth.
User avatar #30 to #22 - watermelonkittie (04/02/2013) [-]
The way you started your comment, I thought it was one of those stupid add thingies that flooded the site for a while
User avatar #31 to #22 - toughactintinactin (04/02/2013) [-]
You can get that here in Canada too im pretty sure.
#15 - doyoulikeapizza (04/02/2013) [-]
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#13 - unclebourbon (04/02/2013) [-]
Hm... A drug dealer named scooter.... Big surprise.
#24 to #13 - Rascal (04/02/2013) [-]
the dealer where i am is called Ian, imaginative isn't it?
User avatar #25 to #13 - smashingkills (04/02/2013) [-]
>Implying the story is real
#16 to #13 - Rascal (04/02/2013) [-]
I know a dealer called yo-yo.
User avatar #17 to #16 - unclebourbon (04/02/2013) [-]
Wow, the names Dealers take now days...
User avatar #21 to #17 - wilvine **User deleted account** (04/02/2013) [-]
Try a dealer who's name takes the name
Guy.
User avatar #18 to #13 - anaphase (04/02/2013) [-]
My area's dealer is called Spud.
User avatar #46 to #18 - joshwontwon (04/02/2013) [-]
mine is bobo
#43 - alucardshellhound (04/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #50 to #43 - angrybarts (04/04/2013) [-]
Look at that a comment left on my content
User avatar #42 - vandettamask (04/02/2013) [-]
Why are they all called Scooter?
User avatar #36 - carneymaster (04/02/2013) [-]
I was given like 4 doses of that stuff in little vials. The first one i took i instantly started throwing up and had blood in my stomach. Apparently of the hundreds of things i was tested for being allergic to opiates was not one of them.
User avatar #23 - xsiberx (04/02/2013) [-]
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