parents dream. . I HATE YOU. WISH I' D NEVER BEEN BORN‘. iitt STRETCH MARKS ARE GOINE AND FOUR HAIR IS BACK! AND LOOK! My WALLET FULL OF MONEY,. I mean, everything's good and all, but uhh his arms looks like cactus
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User avatar #62 - anaphase (04/02/2013) [-]
"Oh, my son has been vaporized. Better check my ass for stretch marks"
User avatar #68 to #62 - jimli (04/02/2013) [-]
Wish I could thumb this up many times
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#9 - jahngster (04/02/2013) [-]
I mean, everything's good and all, but uhh his arms looks like cactus
#36 to #9 - holystone (04/02/2013) [-]
cacti*
cacti*
User avatar #15 to #9 - antisocialtwilight (04/02/2013) [-]
He looks like a combination of that porcupine Asian from X-Men 3 and Seth Rogen.
User avatar #12 to #9 - ungratefuljew (04/02/2013) [-]
cacti
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#8 - mrgoodlove (04/02/2013) [-]
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#18 - omegadynasty (04/02/2013) [-]
#64 to #18 - hockudain (04/02/2013) [-]
And the story repeated itself.
#39 - deadmauf (04/02/2013) [-]
**deadmauf rolled a random image posted in comment #3437896 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE ** more time for
**deadmauf rolled a random image posted in comment #3437896 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE ** more time for
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#40 - potatonuggets **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#44 to #40 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
well looks like god adopted him
User avatar #80 to #44 - stupidffff (04/02/2013) [-]
And he turned into a sheep
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#65 - myturntoevil (04/02/2013) [-]
#67 - gebhardt (04/02/2013) [-]
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#51 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
#YOLO SWAG
#74 - mewis (04/02/2013) [-]
#78 - smileyfacedhobo (04/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #7 - phunkyzilla (04/02/2013) [-]
Datass.jpg
User avatar #23 - getsheadfromdolan (04/02/2013) [-]
1 reason i dont want to have children is how much they cost. no i dont mean like physically buying them, i mean what they want. i remember as a kid i would have my parents pay for something i remember thinking thinking in my head "jeez, maybe this costs too much"
#61 - doyoulikeapizza ONLINE (04/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #24 to #16 - xtrmbragnrytz (04/02/2013) [-]
Judging by the hatred portrayed by their son, i don't see a reason that they wouldn't hug after that...
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User avatar #47 to #46 - xtrmbragnrytz (04/02/2013) [-]
But if it all falls upon deaf ears, why bother?
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User avatar #50 to #49 - xtrmbragnrytz (04/02/2013) [-]
The sun isn't a sentient being... It's got nothing to do with choice, infact.. the sun isn't doing **** , it's the earth spinning that causes the sun to rise
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User avatar #56 to #55 - xtrmbragnrytz (04/02/2013) [-]
well, here 'goes again... It's shining is due to massive explosions. It's not trying to...
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User avatar #60 to #59 - xtrmbragnrytz (04/02/2013) [-]
sure dude... But all i'm getting out of this is "there's a massive ******* explosion in the sky, we should love eachother because of it"
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User avatar #54 to #52 - xtrmbragnrytz (04/02/2013) [-]
It can bind and tear... It's the best and worst thing that happens to us all...
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#57 to #54 - bronybrandongunn **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #58 to #57 - xtrmbragnrytz (04/02/2013) [-]
Im pretty sure i have the closest thing i've ever had to it right now... and it's both hell and my favorite thing ever at the same time...
User avatar #27 to #24 - ilovehitler (04/02/2013) [-]
That's called having a teenaged child. Raging whirlpools of emotion and hormones tend to be mildly unstable.
User avatar #28 to #27 - xtrmbragnrytz (04/02/2013) [-]
Throughout my teen years i never got that way... never once "hated" my parents or wished i was never born because of them
User avatar #29 to #28 - ilovehitler (04/02/2013) [-]
Nor did I, but from what I understand the vast majority of teens do act out in some way or another, though not always to this level.
User avatar #30 to #29 - xtrmbragnrytz (04/02/2013) [-]
Still, if my kid hated me that much without reason i'd probably hug my wife if he were struck by lightning after asking to be killed
User avatar #33 to #30 - ilovehitler (04/02/2013) [-]
But yeah, that kid is being a gigantic douchbag.
User avatar #34 to #33 - xtrmbragnrytz (04/02/2013) [-]
My point exactly... if not death, he needs a good high five... in the head... with a toaster
User avatar #35 to #34 - ilovehitler (04/02/2013) [-]
a toaster that happens to have just been used
User avatar #32 to #30 - ilovehitler (04/02/2013) [-]
Except, if you look at it in a completely unbiased view, it isn't exactly with no reason.

The hormones of the teen will play on it's emotions, strengthening them and allowing them to be set off by any little thing. The parents probably asked him to do something or another that he found to be stupid or unfair, and his hormones acted up and filled him with rage.
So it's not without reason, really, it's just without logic.

And another point, it's likely the parents were just like that as teens, so they had to know it was coming.
User avatar #72 to #16 - dreadedsin (04/02/2013) [-]
If he was never born, then the parents would have no idea what just happened, it's like the grandfather paradox, but instead of killing his grandfather, he just took himself out of existence by killing himself, I have never traveled in time, but I guess to fix a timeline, it would have to remove the thing that caused a collapse in time
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User avatar #38 to #16 - enorus (04/02/2013) [-]
This is not supposed to be an accurate representation of the psychological implications the lost of a child has on the child's parents.
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#21 to #16 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
yeah, but it's a joke
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#1 - solarisofcelestia (04/01/2013) [-]
Quit showing off your parents!!!!!
User avatar #13 to #1 - suddenlypotatoes (04/02/2013) [-]
**** you very much
#10 to #1 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
Not every one gets the joke assmallet.
User avatar #43 to #1 - ImsoObvious (04/02/2013) [-]
faggot brony
#71 to #43 - anticswithmydogz (04/02/2013) [-]
"Making a reference to a feminine TV show makes you a faggot!"
#75 to #71 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
Wait what? You watch a show... with a 7-13 girl demographic. As if that is not gay enough, you shove your weird preferences on to other people who don't even watch the show. Hang yourself.
User avatar #96 to #75 - anticswithmydogz (04/16/2013) [-]
Yes, anything feminine is gay, totally. And making references to a show we like it totally forcing our opinions. Shoot yourself, peasant.
#95 to #75 - mrsirius (04/03/2013) [-]
Did you know pink was a manly color until the 1900's?   
Of course not because you know nothing.   
(Eat a dick you homophobic fag.)
Did you know pink was a manly color until the 1900's?
Of course not because you know nothing.
(Eat a dick you homophobic fag.)
#97 to #1 - darkjustifier (04/19/2013) [-]
Well i got the joke.
#22 to #1 - triggathepirate (04/02/2013) [-]
Why do people continually do this? I understand how you feel by analogy but at this point it's salting you own wounds.
User avatar #4 to #1 - apellon (04/02/2013) [-]
Choking the chicken means masturbation, just FYI
#76 to #1 - duudegladiator (04/02/2013) [-]
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#53 to #1 - falconxmard (04/02/2013) [-]
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#69 to #1 - lookatmyhouseofwax (04/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #6 to #1 - phunkyzilla (04/02/2013) [-]
You know this was unneeded and you're only doing this to produce hatred towards the poni community
#41 to #1 - twi (04/02/2013) [-]
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#98 to #41 - darkjustifier (04/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #20 to #1 - edmin (04/02/2013) [-]
solarisofcelestia: My father is dead!

Me: No McDonald's for you.
#5 to #1 - iamawhitenigger (04/02/2013) [-]
You again? Ponies have nothing to do with this content, and save for those of us who know you personally, we would have no idea what you mean. So shut up and go back to /mlp/.
You again? Ponies have nothing to do with this content, and save for those of us who know you personally, we would have no idea what you mean. So shut up and go back to /mlp/.
User avatar #73 to #5 - coolioplasm (04/02/2013) [-]
To be fair, batman has nothing to do with this content either.
User avatar #3 to #1 - nockae (04/02/2013) [-]
>overused meme
>ponies
lel
#77 to #1 - whiplasher (04/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #19 to #1 - elbrysobrony (04/02/2013) [-]
protip, buddy. Most people on front page don't get MLP references.
User avatar #26 to #19 - ilovehitler (04/02/2013) [-]
i get the joke and still think its terrible. Should have gone with batman instead
User avatar #79 to #1 - mrchaircake ONLINE (04/02/2013) [-]
GET THE **** ON THE RED THUMB TRAIN AND GET THE **** OUT.
#31 to #1 - mrsirius (04/02/2013) [-]
And this is why no one takes bronies seriously.   
Really dumb-asses like you that provably are not part of the fandom sicken me.
And this is why no one takes bronies seriously.
Really dumb-asses like you that provably are not part of the fandom sicken me.
User avatar #70 to #31 - fruzzinoid (04/02/2013) [-]
What...did he do?
User avatar #94 to #70 - mrsirius (04/03/2013) [-]
Rule one of the fandom of funnyjunk, You don't talk about brony realated things outside of Mlp space.
User avatar #99 to #94 - anticswithmydogz (06/28/2013) [-]
But...why?
#100 to #99 - mrsirius (06/28/2013) [-]
You really want to know?
User avatar #101 to #100 - anticswithmydogz (06/28/2013) [-]
yea
#103 to #101 - mrsirius (06/28/2013) [-]
Okay then, So it like this since most of funnyjunk is filled with ignorant people when it comes to pony's, most bronies like to post somewhere were they will not get discriminated against, so basics start to form with in the community, rules are implemented in zed community. One of dose rules is if you venture out of the mlp zone you run the danger of getting in to an argument with ignorant people, so some people in the community not to venture of with pony posts but then again there all free to do what they please.
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#2 to #1 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
shut the **** up what are you even trying to do
#91 - gooolol (04/02/2013) [-]
**gooolol rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at what the hell man ** Dat booty, twerk it please.
#82 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
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#87 to #82 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
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#92 to #82 - uberderpyhooves (04/02/2013) [-]
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#66 - inspectorsauce (04/02/2013) [-]
**inspectorsauce rolled a random comment #17 posted by holdup at The second ** :
I like box or drum fed. and if I wanted to be a psycho, I woud likeley use a modified pair of bolt cutters sharpened on the inside and out, i could murder 100 people before they knew anybody had been killed. big loud guns just can't handle that kind of "dirty work" these sandy hook and columbine killers got the wrong idea. things found oon the street, in the hardwar store, **** , even at walmart. are all better options for a cold-blooded back-alley slasher rampage, look at people like jack the ripper, the maratime pig farm, anthony fische and charlie manson I don't even remeber these "shooting" guys they only killed 20 people, and are just normal poeple, severly dis-gruntled, the product of the system's carless sence of self-rightousness. famous killers (people so frightening their names are seared in to your mind) don't bother with guns.
User avatar #86 to #66 - holdup (04/02/2013) [-]
ohwow
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