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Roller Coaster Tycoon

2 hours ago It
While playing Rollercoaster Tycoon one time, Remember that f
was tasked with the mission of getting a higher approval rating
than the park next door. Rather than make my park better, f
instead built a rollercoaster that launched people at into
my rival' s park. Since technically those people died in my rival' s
park, their approval rating would plummet and people would rush
to my park and straight onto my deathsoldier, which only caused
their rating to drop lower and lower. mid this for an hour until
the game said I' d won. And that ladies and gentlmen, is why Man
never be given any modicum of power ever.
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#7 - qqqqqqqqq (04/01/2013) [+] (22 replies)
I WANT TO GET OFF MR.BONES WILD RIDE
#1 - quakie (04/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
take my thumb
User avatar #3 - the fuzzball ONLINE (04/01/2013) [+] (28 replies)
park next door? I dont remember ever having any other parks near the one you build
User avatar #6 to #3 - breadbasket (04/01/2013) [-]
There were different modes than creative.

Like.. challenge modes and **** .
#56 - yologdog (04/02/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I found a usb with my old rollercoster tycoon files from back when I was eight.    
   
 I had this one park, voted best in the country in all categories the perfect park...    
   
 but it had a dark secret...    
   
 if you go toward the back of the park you will find a little fenced off area with only people with red shirts. there is a long pathway built out of fences and stores, there's no pavement just grass so everyone is confused on where to go.    
 People are constantly buying food from the stores but with no way to leave and no restrooms they end up throwing up and/or pissing on the sidewalk. there are no garbage cans either so everyone is tossing their trash on the ground.    
   
 So now you have the basic idea of what these stupid 						*******					 reddys are treading around in but it gets worse. Every in-game day I take a random reddy from the mass of confused redshirts I own and place him or her in a single block with the entrance to three different roller coasters. All three are are unfinished. And all three are pointed at a different part of the path. Which ever one he gets on is the part of the path that gets blown up.    
   
 Also once a day I look and decide which square of people die. When I have made my decision I raise the water levels of that square until everyone in that area is completly submerged in water with no hope of breathable air.    
   
 But lets be honest with all this death going on we can't have people escaping and telling the world whats going on. Oh no, that would be terrible. So I placed 30 guards to stop any hooliganism nonsense such as:    
 Trying to escape, littering, loitering, exposing indecent liquids to public eye, ect. ect.    
   
 I am a not heartless man though. I realise these simpletons are scared and confused. Which is why I hired a man in a silly animal costume to dance around in the various human waste produced by the reds and help ease the nerves of the redshirts. Allow them to think about something other than what is inevitably coming to them.
I found a usb with my old rollercoster tycoon files from back when I was eight.

I had this one park, voted best in the country in all categories the perfect park...

but it had a dark secret...

if you go toward the back of the park you will find a little fenced off area with only people with red shirts. there is a long pathway built out of fences and stores, there's no pavement just grass so everyone is confused on where to go.
People are constantly buying food from the stores but with no way to leave and no restrooms they end up throwing up and/or pissing on the sidewalk. there are no garbage cans either so everyone is tossing their trash on the ground.

So now you have the basic idea of what these stupid ******* reddys are treading around in but it gets worse. Every in-game day I take a random reddy from the mass of confused redshirts I own and place him or her in a single block with the entrance to three different roller coasters. All three are are unfinished. And all three are pointed at a different part of the path. Which ever one he gets on is the part of the path that gets blown up.

Also once a day I look and decide which square of people die. When I have made my decision I raise the water levels of that square until everyone in that area is completly submerged in water with no hope of breathable air.

But lets be honest with all this death going on we can't have people escaping and telling the world whats going on. Oh no, that would be terrible. So I placed 30 guards to stop any hooliganism nonsense such as:
Trying to escape, littering, loitering, exposing indecent liquids to public eye, ect. ect.

I am a not heartless man though. I realise these simpletons are scared and confused. Which is why I hired a man in a silly animal costume to dance around in the various human waste produced by the reds and help ease the nerves of the redshirts. Allow them to think about something other than what is inevitably coming to them.
#32 - silverhellion (04/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
sounds like something out of metalocalypse.
sounds like something out of metalocalypse.
#102 - mishaestrin (04/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#124 - psykojet (04/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#194 - Cleavland Steamer (04/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
happy birthday to the ground
happy birthday to the ground
#112 - benderisgreat (04/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#45 - ibleedbmx (04/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#96 - mishaestrin (04/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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#36 - crazyolitis (04/01/2013) [-]
Ah, good times. I would always make rollercoasters of death, and I would imagine myself pulling the lever to start the ride and killing those people.    
   
MFW I started the ride.
Ah, good times. I would always make rollercoasters of death, and I would imagine myself pulling the lever to start the ride and killing those people.

MFW I started the ride.
#281 - zionn (04/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
And now we wait.
#247 - tredbear (04/02/2013) [-]
hfw the owner of the other park tells him to stop.
hfw the owner of the other park tells him to stop.
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