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Roller Coaster Tycoon

2 hours ago It
While playing Rollercoaster Tycoon one time, Remember that f
was tasked with the mission of getting a higher approval rating
than the park next door. Rather than make my park better, f
instead built a rollercoaster that launched people at into
my rival' s park. Since technically those people died in my rival' s
park, their approval rating would plummet and people would rush
to my park and straight onto my deathsoldier, which only caused
their rating to drop lower and lower. mid this for an hour until
the game said I' d won. And that ladies and gentlmen, is why Man
never be given any modicum of power ever.
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#32 - silverhellion (04/01/2013) [-]
sounds like something out of metalocalypse.
sounds like something out of metalocalypse.
#51 to #32 - jdsalenger (04/02/2013) [-]
Didn't you see the Dethfair episode?
User avatar #78 to #51 - silverhellion (04/02/2013) [-]
nope. not yet, still part way through season 2
#7 - qqqqqqqqq ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
I WANT TO GET OFF MR.BONES WILD RIDE
User avatar #141 to #7 - mondominiman ONLINE (04/02/2013) [-]
I don't get that at all? Was there a coaster with no entrance/exit or what?
User avatar #166 to #141 - cactusphalus (04/02/2013) [-]
The guy built a ride that takes over a year to end and once people get to the exit the way leads only to another entrance to the ride... pure evil
User avatar #358 to #166 - Eralus (04/02/2013) [-]
Was this actually a movie or something? Or was this just something 4chan made
User avatar #384 to #141 - shaneac (04/03/2013) [-]
It was a long rollercoaster that took 2 hours in real time, 4 years in game time, to complete. Plus, the exit led back to the entrance.
#8 to #7 - Jorgin (04/01/2013) [-]
2spooky4me
#115 to #7 - ChristopherLloyd (04/02/2013) [-]
3spooky5me
3spooky5me
#21 to #7 - drdiddly (04/01/2013) [-]
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#42 to #21 - studbeefpile (04/02/2013) [-]
Dear goodness, how frightening.
Dear goodness, how frightening.
User avatar #361 to #42 - drdiddly (04/02/2013) [-]
what is that?
WHAT THE **** IS THAT?!
User avatar #362 to #361 - studbeefpile (04/02/2013) [-]
he is Crimson......he is watching........
#38 to #7 - nightmarecorpse (04/02/2013) [-]
Oh god yes
#49 to #38 - floopdawhoop (04/02/2013) [-]
Don't forget the sequel.
User avatar #223 to #49 - notsureifanon (04/02/2013) [-]
I'm not sure what's scarier, the maze or the rollercoaster...
User avatar #72 to #49 - Greevon (04/02/2013) [-]
Does this thing ever actually happen, or is that it? because it kind of leaves me feeling like it's not finished. mostly because nothing happens.
User avatar #90 to #72 - pabloch (04/02/2013) [-]
Mr Bones Wild Ride never ends, nor it begins.
#359 to #207 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
Foster care OR M$$$ DEAR REST CAUSE NO BOOBY ELSE IS LEFT OR WRITE/ FIM FICTION?
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User avatar #388 to #207 - burningsmurfs (04/04/2013) [-]
I never regret posting this picture on threads about Mr. Bones, super feely episode deserves attention whenever!
#194 - Cleavland Steamer (04/02/2013) [-]
happy birthday to the ground
happy birthday to the ground
User avatar #253 to #194 - spyisspy (04/02/2013) [-]
i laughed more than i should
User avatar #3 - the fuzzball (04/01/2013) [-]
park next door? I dont remember ever having any other parks near the one you build
#26 to #3 - Big Josh ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
It wasn't near him. He just threw people REALLY far.
It wasn't near him. He just threw people REALLY far.
#40 to #26 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
what he meant was he never had any other park besides his on the entire map
User avatar #6 to #3 - breadbasket (04/01/2013) [-]
There were different modes than creative.

Like.. challenge modes and **** .
User avatar #19 to #6 - the fuzzball (04/01/2013) [-]
oh...well that would explain it. Thank you.
#12 to #6 - anon (04/01/2013) [-]
Thumbed down cuz you're a brony ; ) Have a nice day!
User avatar #13 to #12 - temporaryafrican (04/01/2013) [-]
Oh you sure showed him
#16 to #13 - anon (04/01/2013) [-]
thumbed you down too for being a whiteknight faggot : )
#15 to #12 - oharo (04/01/2013) [-]
Thumbed him back up cause you're a little **** .
User avatar #47 to #15 - baditch (04/02/2013) [-]
Thumbed you up because something about your comment was ******* hillarious.
#81 to #47 - oharo (04/02/2013) [-]
I am glad I was able to make you laugh sir!
#18 to #15 - anon (04/01/2013) [-]
I can't thumb down people for being bronies? What has the world come to
#84 to #18 - givemethesalt (04/02/2013) [-]
Well you used your right to thumb down a brony and we used our right to thumb you down. I don't see how you were treated unfairly.
#340 to #84 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
Privileges, not rights.

(Different anon by the way.)
#79 to #18 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (04/02/2013) [-]
You can if you want, we'll just call you out for being a cunt.
#168 to #79 - fudgecrow (04/02/2013) [-]
Have a comic source for your pic, amigo?
#171 to #168 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (04/02/2013) [-]
Sadly I do not.
User avatar #173 to #171 - fudgecrow (04/02/2013) [-]
Well I do now. Enjoy

http:// ********** .com/ **** 368.htm
#22 to #12 - drdiddly (04/01/2013) [-]
Wow. How super effective. I bet he is on his living room floor crying, curled up in a fetal position because he was thumbed down
Wow. How super effective. I bet he is on his living room floor crying, curled up in a fetal position because he was thumbed down
User avatar #29 to #22 - foxtrotalpha (04/01/2013) [-]
What the **** is with this .gif?
User avatar #25 to #22 - quiggles (04/01/2013) [-]
I can't stop looking at this.
#23 to #22 - anon (04/01/2013) [-]
I just wanted him to know WHY he got thumbed down. Is that so bad?
User avatar #24 to #23 - drdiddly (04/01/2013) [-]
No but thumbing someone down doesn't make a difference
#34 to #24 - anon (04/01/2013) [-]
Makes him feel less welcome. Which is the purpose.
User avatar #66 to #34 - Greevon (04/02/2013) [-]
If it works, then why the hell do you still feel welcome enough to keep talking?
#64 to #12 - Greevon (04/02/2013) [-]
Nice weather for some sailing, eh?
User avatar #131 to #12 - elmarcocfc (04/02/2013) [-]
Hey, it's all good!
I done the same because you're anon!
Have a great day!
User avatar #382 to #6 - shaneac (04/03/2013) [-]
How do you change game modes?
#281 - zionn (04/02/2013) [-]
And now we wait.
User avatar #374 to #112 - cycloneclone (04/02/2013) [-]
Some of them never leave,at least in sandbox mode.
User avatar #316 to #102 - kjelli (04/02/2013) [-]
hahahaha i feel so immature laughing at this
#210 to #102 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
"I want to get off your dick"
#56 - yologdog (04/02/2013) [-]
I found a usb with my old rollercoster tycoon files from back when I was eight.    
   
 I had this one park, voted best in the country in all categories the perfect park...    
   
 but it had a dark secret...    
   
 if you go toward the back of the park you will find a little fenced off area with only people with red shirts. there is a long pathway built out of fences and stores, there's no pavement just grass so everyone is confused on where to go.    
 People are constantly buying food from the stores but with no way to leave and no restrooms they end up throwing up and/or pissing on the sidewalk. there are no garbage cans either so everyone is tossing their trash on the ground.    
   
 So now you have the basic idea of what these stupid 			*******		 reddys are treading around in but it gets worse. Every in-game day I take a random reddy from the mass of confused redshirts I own and place him or her in a single block with the entrance to three different roller coasters. All three are are unfinished. And all three are pointed at a different part of the path. Which ever one he gets on is the part of the path that gets blown up.    
   
 Also once a day I look and decide which square of people die. When I have made my decision I raise the water levels of that square until everyone in that area is completly submerged in water with no hope of breathable air.    
   
 But lets be honest with all this death going on we can't have people escaping and telling the world whats going on. Oh no, that would be terrible. So I placed 30 guards to stop any hooliganism nonsense such as:    
 Trying to escape, littering, loitering, exposing indecent liquids to public eye, ect. ect.    
   
 I am a not heartless man though. I realise these simpletons are scared and confused. Which is why I hired a man in a silly animal costume to dance around in the various human waste produced by the reds and help ease the nerves of the redshirts. Allow them to think about something other than what is inevitably coming to them.
I found a usb with my old rollercoster tycoon files from back when I was eight.

I had this one park, voted best in the country in all categories the perfect park...

but it had a dark secret...

if you go toward the back of the park you will find a little fenced off area with only people with red shirts. there is a long pathway built out of fences and stores, there's no pavement just grass so everyone is confused on where to go.
People are constantly buying food from the stores but with no way to leave and no restrooms they end up throwing up and/or pissing on the sidewalk. there are no garbage cans either so everyone is tossing their trash on the ground.

So now you have the basic idea of what these stupid ******* reddys are treading around in but it gets worse. Every in-game day I take a random reddy from the mass of confused redshirts I own and place him or her in a single block with the entrance to three different roller coasters. All three are are unfinished. And all three are pointed at a different part of the path. Which ever one he gets on is the part of the path that gets blown up.

Also once a day I look and decide which square of people die. When I have made my decision I raise the water levels of that square until everyone in that area is completly submerged in water with no hope of breathable air.

But lets be honest with all this death going on we can't have people escaping and telling the world whats going on. Oh no, that would be terrible. So I placed 30 guards to stop any hooliganism nonsense such as:
Trying to escape, littering, loitering, exposing indecent liquids to public eye, ect. ect.

I am a not heartless man though. I realise these simpletons are scared and confused. Which is why I hired a man in a silly animal costume to dance around in the various human waste produced by the reds and help ease the nerves of the redshirts. Allow them to think about something other than what is inevitably coming to them.
User avatar #77 to #56 - Scorchtwentyfour (04/02/2013) [-]
This is very much like hitler. Congrats on that!
#57 to #56 - nortledrones (04/02/2013) [-]
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When's the novel coming out?
User avatar #264 to #56 - trexts ONLINE (04/02/2013) [-]
You did all this when you were Eight?
#203 to #56 - leto (04/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #143 to #56 - jaggedherp ONLINE (04/02/2013) [-]
Could you perchance upload said save, not to prove legitimacy, but so the rest of us can both see your creative sadism and enforce our own?
User avatar #61 to #56 - Greevon (04/02/2013) [-]
Okay, part of it was dry, but that last paragraph was ******* hilarious.
Just imagining a man in a "silly animal costume" dancing around in human waste while everybody around him is slowly dying and ******** themselves to death.
#99 to #56 - elburritoextremo (04/02/2013) [-]
this has never been so related.
#274 to #99 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
"Free showers"
#36 - crazyolitis (04/01/2013) [-]
Ah, good times. I would always make rollercoasters of death, and I would imagine myself pulling the lever to start the ride and killing those people.    
   
MFW I started the ride.
Ah, good times. I would always make rollercoasters of death, and I would imagine myself pulling the lever to start the ride and killing those people.

MFW I started the ride.
#1 - quakie (04/01/2013) [-]
take my thumb
#4 to #1 - lolfire (04/01/2013) [-]
Why, thank you !
#27 to #4 - payseht ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
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I thought that was a foot at first...
#124 - psykojet (04/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #97 to #96 - graenko (04/02/2013) [-]
better than what Cr1tikal did, he put his bathroom on top of a mountain with tigers surrounding it
User avatar #123 to #97 - elmarcocfc (04/02/2013) [-]
Hey, he still never charged.
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User avatar #370 to #348 - graenko (04/02/2013) [-]
bathrooms are bathrooms
User avatar #189 to #96 - mcrut (04/02/2013) [-]
Sometimes it helps if ya need a little profit when you are hurting!
#302 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
**Anonymous rolled 555** 555
User avatar #314 to #308 - idividedbyzero (04/02/2013) [-]
**idividedbyzero rolled user kaboomz** kaboomz
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#204 - Wizardtrainer (04/02/2013) [-]
The only way I could get guests to stay in my park which had no rides because they all broke down and I didn't want to buy mechanics was to dig a 1 square hole and the second they entered the park I'd place them in it so they could have fun socialising with their new friends instead of riding boring roller coasters that have a higher KD ratio than all the 11 year olds on CoD combined.
The only way I could get guests to stay in my park which had no rides because they all broke down and I didn't want to buy mechanics was to dig a 1 square hole and the second they entered the park I'd place them in it so they could have fun socialising with their new friends instead of riding boring roller coasters that have a higher KD ratio than all the 11 year olds on CoD combined.
#267 - myhugeballsack (04/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #283 to #267 - lothet (04/02/2013) [-]
If this is an actual game I wanna know what is it!
User avatar #286 to #283 - runelh (04/02/2013) [-]
Rollercoaster Tycoon 3
#288 to #286 - lothet (04/02/2013) [-]
Thanks!
Thanks!
#380 to #329 - yeoldsnipermissile (04/03/2013) [-]
Did we just become best friends?
#383 to #380 - myhugeballsack (04/03/2013) [-]
YEP!!
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