April Fools. Not OC, but I haven't seen it on the site in a LONG time and I feel the need to share it today... Assuming you choked your wife with you dick, OP, then am I correct to assume you're married to thumbelina? April fools nipples
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#1 - lamarisagoodname
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(04/01/2013) [-]
Assuming you choked your wife with you dick, OP, then am I correct to assume you're married to thumbelina?
Assuming you choked your wife with you dick, OP, then am I correct to assume you're married to thumbelina?
#23 to #1 - mickeymichleson
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#25 to #1 - derpishb
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(04/02/2013) [-]
BURN!
#35 to #1 - cheesewithmold
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(04/02/2013) [-]
Can someone please explain this to me?
#57 to #35 - fishtacos
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(04/02/2013) [-]
OP choked his wife with his dick.
Thumbelina is, like, a two inch tall woman
OP's dick is big enough to fit into a mouth of a two-inch woman.
OP has a small dick
#112 to #57 - cheesewithmold
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(04/02/2013) [-]
Thanks.
#100 to #1 - burningsmurfs
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(04/02/2013) [-]
Now now don't say that about poor OP, besides I heard it was Tinkerbell.
#26 to #1 - sirbrentcoe
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(04/02/2013) [-]
burn....
burn....
#46 to #26 - woofman
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(04/02/2013) [-]
Man, those honkers are smoking!
#41 to #1 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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#45 to #41 - anon
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(04/02/2013) [-]
burn!! xddddd I'm so funny!!!!

As if that gif isn't overused as ****, idiot.
#49 to #45 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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(04/02/2013) [-]
To be honest, I haven't seen this in months.   
And it hasn't been used in this thread, so there's no problem.   
   
Stop showing off your Oldfag knowledge Anon. It's silly.
To be honest, I haven't seen this in months.
And it hasn't been used in this thread, so there's no problem.

Stop showing off your Oldfag knowledge Anon. It's silly.
#50 to #49 - fishtacos
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(04/02/2013) [-]
"Oldfag knowledge". psssshhh. If he were really an oldfag, he'd know that every single Reaction pic/gif is waaay overused, yet people use them and laugh at them anyway.
#52 to #50 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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(04/02/2013) [-]
That sounds boring and depressing.   
I don't wanna be around for that long.
That sounds boring and depressing.
I don't wanna be around for that long.
#54 to #52 - fishtacos
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(04/02/2013) [-]
haha it's not depressing when you realize that the overused **** is still funny.
#56 to #54 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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#32 to #1 - urok
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(04/02/2013) [-]
you, sir or madam, have officially won one Internet. Congratulations, a winrar is you.   
   
to celebrate, LET US DANCE!!
you, sir or madam, have officially won one Internet. Congratulations, a winrar is you.

to celebrate, LET US DANCE!!
#17 to #1 - yodaddysofat ONLINE
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(04/01/2013) [-]
ouch.......
#2 to #1 - hatmanfirst
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#5 to #1 - toughactintinactin
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#9 to #1 - Twizel
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#13 to #1 - sanguinesolitude
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i like silly insults
#19 to #1 - flusteredmoose
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(04/01/2013) [-]
Call the fire department, I smell burning.
Call the fire department, I smell burning.
#4 to #1 - timelordeternal ONLINE
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#3 to #1 - lordgeneral
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#6 - flnonymousfour **User deleted account**
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#79 to #6 - anon
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(04/02/2013) [-]
The April fool is that you don't have a girlfriend.
#28 - roadhous
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(04/02/2013) [-]
you're married to nigel thornberry?
#30 - aldheim
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(04/02/2013) [-]
Man, you are capable of removing your pants exceedingly quickly.
#51 to #30 - anon
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(04/02/2013) [-]
Who said he was wearing pants?
#71 to #30 - notannonymous
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(04/02/2013) [-]
Maybe she told him that while they were doin it?
#16 - payseht ONLINE
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(04/01/2013) [-]
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Women and pranks.

Loaned laptop to girlfriend. She calls me the next day and says she deleted all my porn. Before I can react, she says "haha, fooled you"
<Girlfriend's Face

I don't even store porn... I have the internet...
#22 - shamrockbandit
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(04/02/2013) [-]
Little did OP know that "Foogaarsgarggggle" is Norwegian for "mouth herpes".
#40 - vonspyder
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#89 to #40 - anon
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(04/02/2013) [-]
**** posting ironically is still **** posting.... and you are a worthless piece of **** for promoting this ********* as funny
#106 to #89 - paradoxofnight
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#90 to #89 - anon
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(04/02/2013) [-]
Shoot your own AIDS infected sperm into your eye and get an infection, you hapless cuntsack of pre-teen period.
#70 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account**
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(04/02/2013) [-]
And she bit your dick off.
#72 to #70 - arizonastar
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#33 - afternoon
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