April Fools. Not OC, but I haven't seen it on the site in a LONG time and I feel the need to share it today.. My wife told me that she wanted to give me a deep  April fools nipples
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April Fools

April Fools. Not OC, but I haven't seen it on the site in a LONG time and I feel the need to share it today.. My wife told me that she wanted to give me a deep

Not OC, but I haven't seen it on the site in a LONG time and I feel the need to share it today.

My wife told me that she wanted to
give me a deep throat blowjob dodar
Really?!" I exclaimed
No" She said "April
That' ll teach her to try and be
funny...
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Submitted: 04/01/2013
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#6 - flnonymousfour **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#79 to #6 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
The April fool is that you don't have a girlfriend.
#1 - lamarisagoodname (04/01/2013) [-]
Assuming you choked your wife with you dick, OP, then am I correct to assume you're married to thumbelina?
Assuming you choked your wife with you dick, OP, then am I correct to assume you're married to thumbelina?
User avatar #35 to #1 - cheesewithmold (04/02/2013) [-]
Can someone please explain this to me?
User avatar #57 to #35 - fishtacos (04/02/2013) [-]
OP choked his wife with his dick.
Thumbelina is, like, a two inch tall woman
OP's dick is big enough to fit into a mouth of a two-inch woman.
OP has a small dick
User avatar #112 to #57 - cheesewithmold (04/02/2013) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #100 to #1 - burningsmurfs (04/02/2013) [-]
Now now don't say that about poor OP, besides I heard it was Tinkerbell.
#41 to #1 - shishiko **User deleted account** (04/02/2013) [-]
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#45 to #41 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
burn!! xddddd I'm so funny!!!!

As if that gif isn't overused as **** , idiot.
#49 to #45 - shishiko **User deleted account** (04/02/2013) [-]
To be honest, I haven't seen this in months.   
And it hasn't been used in this thread, so there's no problem.   
   
Stop showing off your Oldfag knowledge Anon. It's silly.
To be honest, I haven't seen this in months.
And it hasn't been used in this thread, so there's no problem.

Stop showing off your Oldfag knowledge Anon. It's silly.
User avatar #50 to #49 - fishtacos (04/02/2013) [-]
"Oldfag knowledge". psssshhh. If he were really an oldfag, he'd know that every single Reaction pic/gif is waaay overused, yet people use them and laugh at them anyway.
#52 to #50 - shishiko **User deleted account** (04/02/2013) [-]
That sounds boring and depressing.   
I don't wanna be around for that long.
That sounds boring and depressing.
I don't wanna be around for that long.
User avatar #54 to #52 - fishtacos (04/02/2013) [-]
haha it's not depressing when you realize that the overused **** is still funny.
#56 to #54 - shishiko **User deleted account** (04/02/2013) [-]
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#26 to #1 - sirbrentcoe (04/02/2013) [-]
burn....
burn....
#46 to #26 - woofman (04/02/2013) [-]
Man, those honkers are smoking!
#32 to #1 - urok (04/02/2013) [-]
you, sir or madam, have officially won one Internet. Congratulations, a winrar is you.   
   
to celebrate, LET US DANCE!!
you, sir or madam, have officially won one Internet. Congratulations, a winrar is you.

to celebrate, LET US DANCE!!
#17 to #1 - yodaddysofat (04/01/2013) [-]
ouch.......
#9 to #1 - Twizel (04/01/2013) [-]
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#13 to #1 - sanguinesolitude (04/01/2013) [-]
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i like silly insults
#3 to #1 - lordgeneral (04/01/2013) [-]
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#19 to #1 - flusteredmoose (04/01/2013) [-]
Call the fire department, I smell burning.
Call the fire department, I smell burning.
User avatar #30 - aldheim (04/02/2013) [-]
Man, you are capable of removing your pants exceedingly quickly.
User avatar #71 to #30 - notannonymous (04/02/2013) [-]
Maybe she told him that while they were doin it?
#51 to #30 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
Who said he was wearing pants?
User avatar #28 - roadhous (04/02/2013) [-]
you're married to nigel thornberry?
#67 - dandyhandy **User deleted account** (04/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #83 to #68 - elmarcocfc (04/02/2013) [-]
*click*
#33 - afternoon (04/02/2013) [-]
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#16 - payseht (04/01/2013) [-]
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Women and pranks.

Loaned laptop to girlfriend. She calls me the next day and says she deleted all my porn. Before I can react, she says "haha, fooled you"
<Girlfriend's Face

I don't even store porn... I have the internet...
User avatar #22 - shamrockbandit (04/02/2013) [-]
Little did OP know that "Foogaarsgarggggle" is Norwegian for "mouth herpes".
#89 to #40 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
**** posting ironically is still **** posting.... and you are a worthless piece of **** for promoting this ********* as funny
#106 to #89 - paradoxofnight ONLINE (04/02/2013) [-]
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#90 to #89 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
Shoot your own AIDS infected sperm into your eye and get an infection, you hapless cuntsack of pre-teen period.
#27 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
Is calling out comic sans still cool?
#82 - MysticTomatoe (04/02/2013) [-]
o really, maybe we saw the same picture i dont know... LAST YEAR's April fool's day
User avatar #70 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (04/02/2013) [-]
And she bit your dick off.
User avatar #77 - rebby (04/02/2013) [-]
like your dick is big enough to deep throat
User avatar #80 to #77 - capslockrage (04/02/2013) [-]
Sorry buddy, not everyone has 3 inchers like yourself, believe it or not, some people out there actually have larger dicks than you.
#81 to #80 - rebby (04/02/2013) [-]
JOKES ON YOU i dont even HAVE penis
#94 to #81 - snakefire (04/02/2013) [-]
Keep making jokes like that and you'll never get one.
User avatar #96 to #94 - rebby (04/02/2013) [-]
assuming i want one
which i dont
#97 to #96 - snakefire (04/02/2013) [-]
You never want to get laid? Because my comment was implying, you keep making those jokes and no guy will sleep with you.
#105 to #97 - paradoxofnight ONLINE (04/02/2013) [-]
I think he should
I think he should
User avatar #108 to #97 - rebby (04/02/2013) [-]
no i dont
want a guy
i have a girlfriend donkus
#109 to #108 - snakefire (04/02/2013) [-]
Oh so you're one of those self righteous lesbians huh. The ones that hate guys?
User avatar #110 to #109 - rebby (04/02/2013) [-]
nope. i am pansexual. i just dont want someone with a dick because i have a girlfriend. if i had a boyfriend i wouldnt want someone with a vagina or whatever.
#18 - silverhellion (04/01/2013) [-]
rape is good for the soul.
User avatar #31 to #18 - kingarturi (04/02/2013) [-]
I've read that one to.
#111 to #87 - lamarisagoodname (04/02/2013) [-]
I honestly can't believe you worthless piece of **** would complain about your repost. I legitimately believe you are total scum.
User avatar #99 to #98 - adamfps (04/02/2013) [-]
He stole it from me.

soo..

:l
User avatar #104 to #99 - babynoms (04/02/2013) [-]
Why are you complaining, from the looks of your comments, it was reposted then. I have no idea who the original poster is, but it's funny and that's all that really matters.
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#102 to #99 - babynoms Comment deleted by babynoms [-]
#101 to #99 - tbagbandit (04/02/2013) [-]
you have 3000+ thumbs for it to. hell I'm happy with 4  thumbs honestly.
you have 3000+ thumbs for it to. hell I'm happy with 4 thumbs honestly.
User avatar #86 - jalthelas (04/02/2013) [-]
This exact content was posted last year on April Fools day.
#103 to #88 - paradoxofnight ONLINE (04/02/2013) [-]
mfw seeing this comment
mfw seeing this comment
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