Choo Choo Motherfucker. Found whilst browsing. Credit to the comic maker in the bottom right corner... I've seen this comic here before a couple of times and it still makes me laugh Also i love the l4d games
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#1 - brehon (04/01/2013) [-]
I've seen this comic here before a couple of times and it still makes me laugh
Also i love the l4d games
User avatar #5 to #1 - andnowducks (04/01/2013) [-]
You too?
#81 to #5 - John Cena (04/02/2013) [-]
you ever heard of Project Zomboid? With the coming sandbox options you can make something like this.
as well as so much friggen more.
User avatar #109 to #81 - andnowducks (04/02/2013) [-]
Heard of it but I can't get it.
#12 to #1 - therealtotodile ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
Best zombie game ever.
#4 - vikingpizza (04/01/2013) [-]
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#65 - reinbowxdash ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #6 - andnowducks (04/01/2013) [-]
Why not just put him out of his misery?
User avatar #74 to #6 - srhkid (04/02/2013) [-]
Because no matter what, beating, hurting, harming or killing a special needs person makes you lookblike a huge dick..
#108 to #74 - andnowducks (04/02/2013) [-]
Well zombies don't care
#53 - kasperninja (04/01/2013) [-]
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#32 - payseht (04/01/2013) [-]
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#62 to #32 - John Cena (04/01/2013) [-]
What if he broke his feet for the sake of the character and then realised he couldn't walk?
#34 to #32 - payseht (04/01/2013) [-]
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another idea
User avatar #8 - responsibletim (04/01/2013) [-]
This thought terrifies me. I have an autistic brother so...
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#2 - historycanon (04/01/2013) [-]
Did someone say.. Left 4 Dead thread??
#97 to #2 - John Cena (04/02/2013) [-]
Left 4 Thread if you will.
#16 to #2 - John Cena (04/01/2013) [-]
No.
#49 - weinerdick (04/01/2013) [-]
I'm listening to GREP right now.
HIGHLY related.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwIDiJ_zd_k
User avatar #35 - zorororonoa (04/01/2013) [-]
I would have screwed around with him first, then kill him.
#46 to #35 - John Cena (04/01/2013) [-]
i would have killed him first then screwed around with him
User avatar #47 to #46 - ilovehitler (04/01/2013) [-]
I would have killed him, then screwed him.
#50 to #47 - silverhellion (04/01/2013) [-]
i would have screwed him
#87 to #50 - jahnaids (04/02/2013) [-]
I wanted to take him out to dinner first
#10 - John Cena (04/01/2013) [-]
I hate mentally disabled people. They're so ******* useless. I'm talking about the hardcore kind, not the people with slight OCD or something problems. I'm only talking about the hard core mentally disabled. They're all leeches and parasites. They leech off of everyone around them. They can never live on their own, someone always has to take care of them, and they'll never have a job. They're a burden to everyone around them. All they do is take and give absolutely nothing in return. They can never be a productive member of society.
#60 to #10 - John Cena (04/01/2013) [-]
Why do people bother thumbing him down? I was going to but I thought it was a waste of time. Yet I write a comment. #10, don't hate me for being retarded :(
User avatar #27 to #10 - deathcampforjewtie (04/01/2013) [-]
Listen people, I will never respect the hate, but honestly....we need to cut our weakest links if we ever want to be strong. Look at China: They breed millions of Chinese to be geniuses, probably shoot the slow ones, same with North Korea and their military(inb4 missile, I mean their foot soldiers). If we ever want to get strong, we at least need to stop ENCOURAGING this stuff. Anyone with mild ADD can claim mentally disabled and get a free ride their whole life.
User avatar #55 to #27 - toosexyforyou (04/01/2013) [-]
This is the wrong place to share your opinion but look at it this way, if the people taking care of them were so burdened by it then they could just put them up for adoption or something?
#61 to #55 - John Cena (04/01/2013) [-]
Then they would be someone else's problem. We could pass them along all we want so they become the next persons problem, not mine, but money and resources would still be wasted on them.
User avatar #63 to #61 - toosexyforyou (04/01/2013) [-]
As mentioned earlier, resources and money aren't wasted. The medicine people that take care of them buy for them funds further medical research. It wouldn't be "someone else's problem" because the person who chooses to adopt them would not think of it as a burden.
#80 to #63 - John Cena (04/02/2013) [-]
Medical research for what? Mental retardation? Who gives a **** . Kill them then let the doctors spend their time trying to find cures for other diseases instead of wasting their time on a bunch of retards. Also the medicine itself is a research and would be better spent on someone who could actually benefit with it. The doctors time as well who makes the medicine. All is wasted.
User avatar #86 to #80 - toosexyforyou (04/02/2013) [-]
I think you're confused as to how medical research works, maybe?
#92 to #86 - John Cena (04/02/2013) [-]
I'm not. They shouldn't research anything regarding the mentally disabled. Research other diseases. Kill all the severely mentally disabled and the human race will be better off overall.

Or actually, how about you please explain to me how i'm confused? Let's hear it.
User avatar #71 to #27 - yellowjack (04/01/2013) [-]
lmao holy **** , you are dumb. China's built on ******* sand, metaphorically. Their infastructure is **** , their wage slavery on the population is **** , and no, they do not breed millions of geniuses. I have mild ADD and guess what, you're ******* wrong. You can't get a free ride.
#79 to #71 - John Cena (04/02/2013) [-]
ADD is one of the most over diagnoses things there is...
#84 to #79 - yellowjack (04/02/2013) [-]
lol and your idea of eugenics is the silliest thing ever, you sill goose
lol and your idea of eugenics is the silliest thing ever, you sill goose
User avatar #85 to #84 - yellowjack (04/02/2013) [-]
*silly
#91 to #84 - John Cena (04/02/2013) [-]
How is it silly? How will killing all the severely mentally disabled not benefit the human race? The slowest member of the herd dies and increases the overall speed of the herd.
User avatar #95 to #91 - yellowjack (04/02/2013) [-]
It is not the strongest who survive but those who are most adaptiable to change. I do believe Darwin who said that. Besides, eugenics is stupid, sure what you're saying may make sense on a small level but it is vile when we realize we are more than animals.
#99 to #95 - John Cena (04/02/2013) [-]
The herd is society. If you can not function in a society you do not belong in that society.
User avatar #83 to #10 - SonofChuck (04/02/2013) [-]
By that logic we should also kill the stupid, the weak, the fat, the elderly, the sick, the physically disabled and the children (although it could be argued that children are an investment).
#90 to #83 - John Cena (04/02/2013) [-]
You can be stupid, weak, fat, or physically disabled and can still easily get a job. The old people at one point were useful and still are with their knowledge/wisdom. The sick will eventually be healthy and be able to work again. But even when they're sick they can still do stuff. You explained the children for me already, they will one day be productive. You can not compare the severely mentally retarded to any of those you listed, it's completely different.
User avatar #93 to #90 - SonofChuck (04/02/2013) [-]
The sick, fat, weak, stupid and elderly are still a burden. Much more efficient to just kill them and replace them healthy workers rather than be forced to expend resources on a less efficient worker. This could also eliminate the need for medicine, no need if all the sick people are simply killed.
#98 to #93 - John Cena (04/02/2013) [-]
But they are still useful or were useful at one point. It's not the same as being severely mentally disabled. You're trying really hard to compare two things that you simply can not compare. It's completely different. At one point they served their purpose, the severely mentally disabled never did nor will they ever.
User avatar #101 to #98 - SonofChuck (04/02/2013) [-]
They are very comparable, there are plenty of people who are born stupid, weak and sick. Why should past usefulness come into play? Would you keep a television that has broken based on what it did for you in the past? No, you would throw it away and replace it with a new television. You're viewing the mentally retarded as an asset and valuing they're worth as humans based on how useful they are. If you're going to do that to them it is only fair and logical to view others the same way. A person who is old, sick, stupid or otherwise flawed is simply a product that has outlived it's usefulness or was defective upon arrival.
#103 to #101 - John Cena (04/02/2013) [-]
People aren't tvs. You're worse than me obviously if you're comparing a human life to a television. At one point the human served it's function, can still serve it's function, or will soon be able to serve it's function. The mentally disabled people will not. Ever.
User avatar #105 to #103 - SonofChuck (04/02/2013) [-]
"People aren't tvs." Yes, they aren't televisions nor are they microwaves or factory equipment or a building or a shirt. They're people, my problem with you is you don't view us as people you view us as machines, don't believe me look at your own comment "At one point the human served it's function, can still serve it's function, or will soon be able to serve it's function." Is that how you view humanity? As things that are supposed to perform a function and clock out? That's what our purpose is, that's what we're here for? A ******* function!? What the hell kind of an existence is that? You know what though if it's good enough for you and it makes you happy then go right on ahead and believe that. That's all I really have to say to you on this matter, I don't really have anything more to add to it.
#112 to #105 - John Cena (04/02/2013) [-]
Yeah that's exactly how I view people. They have to be useful to society, if they're not than they're living off others work.
#22 to #10 - John Cena (04/01/2013) [-]
thats a nice opinion you got there hitler
and i can't be the only one who finds it ironic that downs kids probably have an easier time finding work than this asshole
#33 to #10 - John Cena (04/01/2013) [-]
You can take that comment, and go shove it up your ass. That was the most insulting, insensitive thing I've heard in my life. **** you.
#30 to #10 - parrotgod (04/01/2013) [-]
I've seen people with disabilities do more for this world with their lack of hate than this faggot who can't even get up the balls to log in and admit he's a bigot online. Walk into any place in real life and announce that **** and you'll get your ******* ass handed to you you god damn coward.
#39 to #30 - John Cena (04/01/2013) [-]
I wish I could but people are too god damn sensitives these days. They're useless and a waste of resources. I honestly think its a bad practice to be spending millions on people who will never be able to even understand what a dollar is. I also know I would not want to live like that. I imagine a large amount of heavily disabled people, if given lucidity for a short amount of time, would ask for death rather than continue 'living' like that. I don't consider it murder, or cruelty- it's a mercy killing.
User avatar #45 to #39 - parrotgod (04/01/2013) [-]
You don't wish you could you're just going to sit there fapping to the attention you're getting. You do realize if a person is going to be born disabled there's a thing called a Woman's Right to Choose that most are getting taken away, if you really want to make a difference why don't you ******* push for women's rights so that they can seek the selective abortion if they feel they are unable to care for a special needs child rather than try to kill people who's families genuinely love and care for them despite their changes? I have a 4th cousin born with down syndrome and he's the sweetest little guy I've ever met. He won't be here forever because his is so de-formative, but he is happy every day unlike other people and his family pays for his medical care, not public, ******* , assistance like you're insinuating.



#54 to #45 - John Cena (04/01/2013) [-]
I support abortion. But the problem is not every mother will choose to kill the parasite. It doesn't do enough. We need to completely remove them. People with down syndrome are the ugliest ******* things. Their ******* face/head shape is just sickening. He's probably sweet like you said but that's only because he doesn't know any better. It's easy to keep a retard happy. His family WASTES MONEY paying for his medical care. That money would be better spent on other expenses.
User avatar #56 to #54 - parrotgod (04/01/2013) [-]
....yeah you're going to hell....and I can see you're riding first class.
#59 to #56 - John Cena (04/01/2013) [-]
I speak the truth though. Your argument is "WAH MAH FEELINGS!" The logical choice would be to kill them. Your cousins family wastes money on his medical bills but not every family does. They force the government to waste money on them. The face is they're a waste of money, space, and resources. We should deny these parasites the benefits so many of them receive. They leech off the taxpayer-funded services. They are not rightfully entitled to them. These disability services are intended for people who worked and payed taxes and for what ever reason can no longer contribute. They're the ones who deserve the benefits, not the useless members of society.
User avatar #43 to #39 - cheatman (04/01/2013) [-]
Have you ever met a mentally disabled person?
#58 to #43 - John Cena (04/01/2013) [-]
I have actually met 2. Not severe ones like i'm talking about in the original comment but a less severe ones. They were the most annoying little **** heads. I ******* hated them so much. I've also had a few special needs kids in some of my classes. My schools I went to growing up were stupid, they would put some kids in normal classes but with a teaching aid. They should have kept them separated from the normal kids, all the special ed kids would do is disrupt the learning environment by distracting the other students. Also they were so ******* stupid... they did not belong with the normal kids.
User avatar #66 to #58 - cheatman (04/01/2013) [-]
Yeah see... the thing is this. I'd rather have a person who ACTUALLY cannot do anything productive for society due to health problems leeching off of me, than the actual majority of people who sit around on their computers all day, bitching about this that and the other, when they themselves don't even BOTHER look for a job, they **** their pig faced wives to have kids SIMPLY TO TAKE THE BENNEFITS THEY KNOW ABOUT THROUGH A LOOPHOLE.

Don't get me wrong, their are some special ed people who are complete assholes, just like you or I, but it also comes with the dish that there are people out there with some disabilities, willing to work, but can't because either the managers are prejudice, or their minor disorder as you put it would actually pose a very serious health risk.
#77 to #66 - John Cena (04/02/2013) [-]
I think we should change a lot of stuff about welfare, but it's a different discussion. I do agree with you about the other people who leach off the government. Also if I ran a business I would never hire someone with a mental disability. This is illegal though do to discrimination laws, so I would obviously find another reason why I wont hire them. I'd definitely rather hire a normal person than one of them.
User avatar #102 to #77 - cheatman (04/02/2013) [-]
So you hate mentally handicapped people because they're different. That's it. No proper personal reason, no real sound argument, just don't like them because they dribble a bit and make too much noise.

Dude, you're shaping up for humanitarian of the year award.
#104 to #102 - John Cena (04/02/2013) [-]
Kind of. They're the most annoying **** heads on the planet and are stupid as **** . They're literally retarded. Also the fact that I don't want my worker to get distracted every time they see a ******* shiny object or bug... also I don't want to repeat myself 20 times and they still not fully understand what i'm saying. It's a waste of energy and time. They're just not worth it.
User avatar #11 to #10 - TarnRazor (04/01/2013) [-]
It annoys me that you have a thumb. And what do you propose we do with them? Kill them? Just because they literally cannot be productive members of society does not deny them their right to live. You could have easily been born disabled. It's not your fault, there's nothing you can do about it and you sure as hell wouldn't want to die.
#19 to #11 - John Cena (04/01/2013) [-]
Its called survival of the fittest.
#23 to #19 - John Cena (04/01/2013) [-]
one of the reasons i hate the evolutionist movement
#26 to #23 - John Cena (04/01/2013) [-]
Evolution isn't the survival of the fittest; it's the survival of those most adaptable to change.
#17 to #11 - John Cena (04/01/2013) [-]
Exactly. I think we should kill them but people are too god damn sensitives these days. The fact that they can never be a productive member of society does give us the right. They're useless and a waste of resources. I honestly think its a bad practice to be spending millions on people who will never be able to even understand what a dollar is. I also know I would not want to live like that. I imagine a large amount of heavily disabled people, if given lucidity for a short amount of time, would ask for death rather than continue 'living' like that. I don't consider it murder, or cruelty- it's a mercy killing.
User avatar #20 to #17 - itsdasp (04/01/2013) [-]
Its not a matter of being sensitive. Its not mercy killing. Handicapped folk know more than you give them credit, and sure as hell aren't a burden. They just take a bit longer to teach than most people, but sure as hell make up for it. I'm willing to bet you've never had to handle one for more than a week, because if you did, you wouldn't have such an immature mind set when it comes to the mentally impaired.

Kids like you make me sick. And I'm not talking about physical age, I'm talking about your mental age and maturity.
#25 to #20 - John Cena (04/01/2013) [-]
They're a waste of money, space, and resources. We should deny these parasites the benefits so many of them receive. They leech off the taxpayer-funded services. They are not rightfully entitled to them. These disability services are intended for people who worked and payed taxes and for what ever reason can no longer contribute. They're the ones who deserve the benefits, not the useless members of society.
#29 to #25 - justtocomment (04/01/2013) [-]
Ahh... I remember when I was 14 and swore I had it all figured out. I'm not even going to bother explaining how you're wrong, because I know you won't listen. I know you won't take in any knowledge that isn't supporting your theory. And I know this, because I remember how I used to think just like you do.
******* retard.
User avatar #37 to #29 - zorororonoa (04/01/2013) [-]
Its funny because this is all a big copypasta. I remember seeing this exact same comment a few months back, and it wasn't just similar, it was verbatim.
#44 to #37 - John Cena (04/01/2013) [-]
Doesn't make it any less true.
#42 to #29 - John Cena (04/01/2013) [-]
Actually i'm 19 but good try. All your information is going to basically be about "wah mah feelings!" The logical choice would be to kill them instead of wasting time, resources, and money on them.
#68 to #42 - yellowjack (04/01/2013) [-]
lol holy **** , we got someone here who knows his **** and HE'S ONLY 19! WOW DUDE, YOU'RE SO RIGHT. Let me guess, you probably have a relative who's retarded and you're so jealous of the attention they recieve. That's a wild shot in the dark that's probably not true, here's the thing kiddo, you're no different from the eugenics practiced by any right wing skin head group or **** like that. Poor little baby, go suck your mom's teat some more.
#82 to #68 - John Cena (04/02/2013) [-]
No one in my family is mentally disabled luckily. I have met 2 though in my life. Not severe ones like i'm talking about in the original comment but less severe ones. They were the most annoying little **** heads. I ******* hated them so much. I've also had a few special needs kids in some of my classes. The schools I went to growing up were stupid, they would put some special needs kids in normal classes but with a teaching aid. They should have kept them separated from the normal kids, all the special ed kids would do is disrupt the learning environment by distracting the other students and just being complete asses. Also they were so ******* stupid... they did not belong with the normal kids.
#88 to #82 - yellowjack (04/02/2013) [-]
Say, one day, you had a bad wreck or something and you became one of those "subhumans" you so badly hate, would you want to be killed "in the name of betterment".
Say, one day, you had a bad wreck or something and you became one of those "subhumans" you so badly hate, would you want to be killed "in the name of betterment".
#94 to #88 - John Cena (04/02/2013) [-]
I know I would not want to live like that. I imagine a large amount of heavily disabled people, if given lucidity for a short amount of time, would ask for death rather than continue 'living' like that. I don't consider it murder, or cruelty- it's a mercy killing.
#96 to #94 - yellowjack (04/02/2013) [-]
that's the thing, you know what "life before the accident, etc" was like. However, when you're born that way, you do not know what you are missing. Also, start using your account for this you, coward. Hiding behind the veil of anonymity to dodge red thumbs while thumbing up your own comments with your account. I see you being a faggot.
#100 to #96 - John Cena (04/02/2013) [-]
It doesn't change anything. The fact is they are useless, no matter how you say it. Everyone is just too damn sensitive these days. All the arguments are "WAH MAH FEELINGS!"
#107 to #100 - justtocomment (04/02/2013) [-]
By your logic, anyone who isn't a completely contributing member of society should be killed off.
"So, Bill, it says here you lost your job about 6 months ago, is that right?"
"Well, yeah, they were downsizing and I-"
"And you can't seem to find a new one, Ben?
"Well most companies like the one I was working for are in the same position, and I can't-"
"Well sorry, Bob. Looks like it's off to the cliff for ya."
"Cliff?!"
"Well yeah, Barry. We can't be wasteful or we'd end up just like you! So instead of shooting ya, we just push ya off the cliff. Have a nice day, sir."
Or how about this one:
"So Mrs. Jenson, it says here you're unable to work anymore?"
"After the car accident... I can't really do much."
"Ooh. Yeah. Sorry to hear. We get that one a lot actually. Well, off to the cliffs!"
You can't quantify one person's ability to contribute against another.
#111 to #107 - John Cena (04/02/2013) [-]
The difference between those scenarios and the mentally disabled is at one point all the people you named served their purpose and was productive. The mentally disabled were useless from the beginning.
#113 to #111 - justtocomment (04/02/2013) [-]
"So, little Timmy, your mom here tells me that you had a bit of an accident?"
"Y-yes, sir..."
"And I see you no longer have use of your arms or legs?"
"Y-yeah...."
"Well, Timmy, it's time for you to become a man. Off to the cliffs!"
#114 to #113 - John Cena (04/02/2013) [-]
There's a difference between mental and physical disabilities... look at Stephen Hawkins for example. ******* genius, no use of his body.
#115 to #114 - justtocomment (04/02/2013) [-]
But what if little Timmy isn't a genius? He's just a kid who lost his limbs? You honestly believe he has less of a right to live than you do? I'm sorry a portion of your paycheck has to go into taking care of other people, and I sincerely hope your life goes well enough that you never end up on the other end of this situation. No one is a lesser human being just because of their mental capacity or their physical ability. That's the beauty of not living in the jungles and forests anymore.
#116 to #115 - John Cena (04/02/2013) [-]
He can still do something. Anything. A ******* useless retard can only drool and poop. I definitely have more of a right to live than a god damn retard. I am actually productive and of use. I wont leech off the tax payer my entire meaningless life. The fact is they're a waste of money, space, and resources. We should deny these parasites the benefits so many of them receive. They leech off the taxpayer-funded services. They are not rightfully entitled to them. These disability services are intended for people who worked and payed taxes and for what ever reason can no longer contribute. They're the ones who deserve the benefits, not the useless members of society.
#18 to #17 - John Cena (04/01/2013) [-]
Euthanasia is the "Crime" but I agree with you 100%
#73 to #10 - sparkieemae (04/02/2013) [-]
<He agrees
#75 to #73 - John Cena (04/02/2013) [-]
His view on the mentally disabled was one of the things he had right. He was right to try and get rid of them.
#76 to #75 - sparkieemae (04/02/2013) [-]
TROOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL IN THE DUNGEON
#78 to #76 - John Cena (04/02/2013) [-]
... actually i'm being completely serious. Why whenever someone has a differing opinion than another they just assume that person is a troll?
#21 to #10 - John Cena (04/01/2013) [-]
Actually they have a pretty big contribution to the market considering all of the medical technology/therapy that is bought for them. Sadly enough I think mentally disabled people have a larger contribution than someone who sits at his or her computer all day scavenging for hate. You're a bigger waste of human resources than some disabled person.
#24 to #21 - John Cena (04/01/2013) [-]
All those medical resources and doctor time would be better spent on someone useful. It's wasted on them.
User avatar #36 to #24 - zorororonoa (04/01/2013) [-]
what the cool anon bro is saying is that the medical field advances because of them. If we just kill them off, then we would never get to find new cures. Also, mentally disabled people can get jobs.
#40 to #36 - John Cena (04/01/2013) [-]
Cures for what? Mental retardation? Who gives a **** . Kill them then let the doctors spend their time trying to find cures for other diseases instead of wasting their time on a bunch of retards. And did you not properly read my original comment? I'm specifically speaking of SEVERE mentally disabled. Those are the completely useless ones.
User avatar #41 to #40 - zorororonoa (04/01/2013) [-]
Ok man, whatever.
User avatar #106 - allrightythan (04/02/2013) [-]
does anyone have the gif from the left 4 dead 2 parody of the charger jacking it in an alley, I feel like that would be very appropriate here...
#89 - Nickdowgg (04/02/2013) [-]
I love this game.
User avatar #72 - TodayIAmMe (04/01/2013) [-]
maybe you should use an airsoft
User avatar #67 - garentei (04/01/2013) [-]
Alright that does it, gonna download left 4 dead right now.
#51 - LaBarata (04/01/2013) [-]
And then it turns into a tank...
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