Metal Gear. .. 'screwed in a fight' understatement of the century metal Gear
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#8 - ytzion (03/31/2013) [-]
I wonder If he ever asked for that...
#140 to #8 - gummybearwarrior ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
"So I rushed 'em, but it was a trap. They opened fire and blew my shins off. Last thing I remember, I beat 'em all to death with a big piece of Fatty. I woke up in a field hospital, and they were sewing my feet to my knees."
#61 to #8 - anon (04/01/2013) [-]
aww man is that what happens when you crouch? I hate it when first person games have lame animations. like cod singleplayer, you're just a floating pair of arms.

which is a great metaphor for cod players.
User avatar #73 to #61 - admiralen (04/01/2013) [-]
or being an anon, just a random cloud of retarded comments
User avatar #1 - navadae (03/31/2013) [-]
'screwed in a fight'
understatement of the century
User avatar #2 to #1 - toriofwind ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
Don't kill me but i have not played any of the metal gear series. How did Raiden become a cyborg?
User avatar #4 to #2 - navadae (03/31/2013) [-]
hmm without playing the games, a lot of it wouldn't make sense.. but basically he was captured and kept as a prisoner and 'experimented' on, basically they took out his spine and head, created the cyborg body, put him in that... yeah but to really understand it, you`d have to play/learn about the Patriots and more into his backstory

uhh in MGS:R, beginning of the game theres a fight on a train with another cyborg and, while possible to win (highly unlikely at a first run) you (raiden) basically get DESTROYED by him
User avatar #5 to #4 - toriofwind ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
I have seen Sam destroy Raiden. But what happens if you win?
User avatar #33 to #5 - orchdork (04/01/2013) [-]
basically, you can't
User avatar #6 to #5 - navadae (03/31/2013) [-]
same thing, it's one of those sorts of fights, win-but-lose thing
User avatar #9 to #6 - toriofwind ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
I hate those things.
#24 to #4 - anon (04/01/2013) [-]
MGR:R*

MGS:R is Metal Gear Solid: Rising, which was never made.
User avatar #31 to #24 - navadae (04/01/2013) [-]
oh whatever, i care all of not at all
#105 - ezrice (04/01/2013) [-]
Eyepach.......
Eyepach.......
#18 - yellowcardraiden ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
Aside of that awesome game, anyone looking forward to MGS5.

I swear I think this game is looking pretty awesome.
User avatar #40 to #18 - Riukanojutsu (04/01/2013) [-]
Im expecting phantom pain.

Even though i heard it was all a scam ;_;
User avatar #44 to #40 - yellowcardraiden ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
Scam? They uploaded the trailer right here.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw5t45tEPWQ
User avatar #45 to #44 - Riukanojutsu (04/01/2013) [-]
I saw it, got exited and then i heard it was just kojima being a huge ass troll and that it wasnt gonna be a full game or something.
User avatar #47 to #45 - yellowcardraiden ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
Explain a bit more.
User avatar #48 to #47 - Riukanojutsu (04/01/2013) [-]
iunno, im too lazy to check it out myself mostly because i fear to learn that its actualy not gonna happen.
User avatar #49 to #48 - yellowcardraiden ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
Well, the game is official, since this IS the official MGS5 trailer and would be a waste if they didn't do it from looking at the engine and seeing all the hard work put to waste.
User avatar #50 to #49 - Riukanojutsu (04/01/2013) [-]
The mgs5 trailler is the one with the XOF guys, not the phantom pain one.
User avatar #51 to #50 - yellowcardraiden ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
Of what Kojima said, Phantom Pain and Ground Zero are going to be 2 games, but no information has been given yet.
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User avatar #41 to #18 - europe (04/01/2013) [-]
I guess, but what's that thing on the right side of his forhead? His right, that is.
#150 to #41 - anon (04/01/2013) [-]
It's shrapnel, they often leave them in the bodies of soldiers if they can't operate on them
User avatar #112 to #41 - Mushinoiki ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
Kojima said it was a piece of dibris that was lodged in his head.
User avatar #46 to #41 - yellowcardraiden ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
Have you seen the newest trailer for the new Metal Gear?
User avatar #196 to #18 - kingdp (04/01/2013) [-]
gonna be absolutely awesome, sucks that David Hayter wont be voicing snake though :(
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#10 - thathorse (04/01/2013) [-]
But young Snake didn't have an eye patch
User avatar #11 to #10 - exarzero (04/01/2013) [-]
That's what I was thinking. But he does get a "patch" of sorts later.
User avatar #12 to #11 - thathorse (04/01/2013) [-]
I wouldn't call it a patch as it's more of a binocular/night vision
User avatar #20 to #12 - exarzero (04/01/2013) [-]
Right. Just aesthetically looks like a sort of patch.
User avatar #79 to #20 - tenaciousjon (04/01/2013) [-]
Yeah. Even Snake's first reaction to it was "...Looks like an eye-patch."
User avatar #158 to #79 - exarzero (04/01/2013) [-]
Oh man, I gotta play those... I wish I had access to a PS3. Maybe they will make an emulator soon.
#309 to #158 - thathorse (04/01/2013) [-]
Get the HD collection to play MGS2, MGS3 & Peace Walker they're available on PS3 & 360
User avatar #312 to #309 - exarzero (04/02/2013) [-]
That works. I just want to play those new ones lol. Must do so before the new game comes out.
#135 to #10 - unholyjebus (04/01/2013) [-]
So didn't a young Raiden. Your point?
#63 to #10 - slackarn (04/01/2013) [-]
Thats because young Snake is not the same Snake. He is a clone of Big Boss (Naked Snake) , who got an eyepatch after losing his eye to the previous Big Boss in Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
User avatar #72 to #63 - thathorse (04/01/2013) [-]
What? I know Solid Snake is a clone of Big Boss as are Liquid and Solidus, but Naked Snake lost his eye to Revolver Ocelot not The Boss.
User avatar #76 to #72 - slackarn (04/01/2013) [-]
Ah my bad, i just tried to recall the torture scene from mgs3. I stand corrected, she was supposed to do it, but Ocelot did it by accident instead.
User avatar #77 to #76 - thathorse (04/01/2013) [-]
Yea he took the bullet for Eva
#146 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
#136 - kyller ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
But does he get a cardboard box? Otherwise you're still missing a crucial Metal Gear implement.
But does he get a cardboard box? Otherwise you're still missing a crucial Metal Gear implement.
#138 to #136 - ahhmygoditsjack (04/01/2013) [-]
Yes... he actually does
Yes... he actually does
#142 to #138 - kyller ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
Well then Hideo Kojima and Konami sure know what's really important.   
   
I may just go buy this now.
Well then Hideo Kojima and Konami sure know what's really important.

I may just go buy this now.
User avatar #168 to #142 - madgamer (04/01/2013) [-]
but its not just any old cardboard box, its a cardboard box that can block Infer Red or something because it has a special layer
#272 - weefee (04/01/2013) [-]
Metal Gear is the reason why I got into video games
#97 - Joe Jr (04/01/2013) [-]
I just bought the HD Collection for Xbox. supposed to come in tomorrow. Ill be sleeping in my mailbox.
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User avatar #152 to #97 - MrMouz (04/01/2013) [-]
I got mine last week and this is my first time playing anything Metal Gear related. It's quite fun, but MGS3 is difficult compared to MGS2
#134 - iamnewhere (04/01/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/iamnewhere/4445200/All+my+MG+related+stuff/


Extremely hyped for GZ and TPP.



except for the "no David Hayter in MGS5" thing...
#191 to #134 - superxspartan (04/01/2013) [-]
Same here, but the no David Hayter thing really upsets me, also makes me worry about what else they'll change or get rid of to reach a more western audience.

Also, thanks for the years supply of metal gear pics
#194 to #191 - iamnewhere (04/01/2013) [-]
I'm actually starting to think it's a ruse..
Kojima has done these things many times before.

David posted this on Twitter just 2 hours ago (minus the faces), and remember what date it is today.....

And no problem
#199 to #194 - superxspartan (04/01/2013) [-]
But, they wouldn't be that cruel .... Would they?
If it is, then it's one ****** up joke
#201 to #199 - iamnewhere (04/01/2013) [-]
Dude, this is Kojima we're talking about..   
Ofc he would..   
   
Remember MGS2?    
"Solid Snake is back!"   
   
Remember what happened after that?
Dude, this is Kojima we're talking about..
Ofc he would..

Remember MGS2?
"Solid Snake is back!"

Remember what happened after that?
#205 to #201 - superxspartan (04/01/2013) [-]
Good god, you're right
Take this as thanks, you probably have it but **** it it's a recession
#167 - SevenForOhNoe (04/01/2013) [-]
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#114 - CarePackage (04/01/2013) [-]
SOOO 			*******		 HYPED
SOOO ******* HYPED
User avatar #127 to #122 - illusiveman (04/01/2013) [-]
it seems you're hyped
User avatar #131 to #127 - CarePackage (04/01/2013) [-]
Just a bit
#156 to #114 - shakermaker (04/01/2013) [-]
Not alot of sneaking happening in that trailer. Still pumped though
#187 to #114 - superxspartan (04/01/2013) [-]
Same here, but i'm disappointed that they got rid of snakes voice actor, David Hayter
User avatar #37 - Yojimbo (04/01/2013) [-]
"Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAKKKKKKEEEE!!!"
User avatar #54 to #37 - goodguygary (04/01/2013) [-]
wh-why would you even say that?
#177 - TheCynic (04/01/2013) [-]
Brilliant pieces of dialogue from Raiden as written by super genius Hideo Kajima.

"We've managed to avoid drowning!"

"I'm afraid of the night! That's why I won't sleep next to you!"

"Rose, you're beautiful! You know how I feel about you!"

"What I hate more than anything else in the world is my own past!"
#264 to #177 - azraelthemage (04/01/2013) [-]
Why do you have that saved onto your computer?
#180 to #177 - lolfire (04/01/2013) [-]
Brilliant pieces of dialogue.
#80 - roguetrooper (04/01/2013) [-]
Don't forget MGS4, when he killed all those Frogs with his mouth with no arms!
#74 - unbird (04/01/2013) [-]
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